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demo man
11-09-2006, 06:54 PM
I was going to do S. - but then i realised we'd already done him - so found his cheap imitation and chose him instead.

Lucky number 12, ladies, gentleman, and mountain bike enthusiasts, is Tu Plang!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/Mugger_UnTrueDisc0/ipswich-008.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/demo_man/P1010052.jpg


1. Who are you (name, bikes you ride, age, job)
Ben Hall - Balfa BB7, Trek 1400 (roadie) and soon a Brooklyn Machine Works Park Bike ?. I’m 18, full time student and currently work in a bike shop doing repairs and sales. Over Christmas holidays I’ll be doing vacation work for various energy companies, should be interesting.

2. When and why did you become a member of Farkin?
You’ll all be familiar with the common google results when you put in anything mtb related, usually MTBR is right up there and a few British forums which seem to be filled with rubbish. Well there was something in particular that I was looking for and Farkin.net just kept coming up, and being a forum (I hadn’t used many before) I just kept brushing it off. One day I bit the bullet and joined and have been talking crap on here ever since.

3. The inspiration for your user name was what exactly?
Back in the bad old days of primary and high school I was a big fan of Regurgitator, those in the know will be aware that tu plang is the name of one of their albums, others just assume I’m Asian.

4. Why are you still a member?
This is a question I get asked a lot (by the voice inside my head.) I’m really not sure how I’ve spent so much of the last 3 years of my life on this place, don’t get me wrong it’s great but boy… I live here! I think its interesting just to see the place evolve, both the format, the group as a whole and especially the older members that I’m more familiar with. I think more than anything it’s incredibly easy to sound smart and witty on the Internet!

5. What was your favourite ride of all time?
I don’t recall a specific ride but during block exams in high school when it was all getting too much, me and a mate would get the trials bikes out, head down to kangaroo point and muck around for hours on end. Everything just seemed so relaxed back then.

6. 3 trails you must ride before you die:
A-line is definitely one, I’d probably have to do it after the other two or I mightn’t get a chance at them! I like the idea of Moab, it’s just a completely different landscape to what we’re all used to over here. For a third, I’m not entirely sure but Europe is definitely somewhere I want to go, so riding a bike while in Europe sounds pretty good to me, Les Gets maybe?

7. What is something about you that few people know?
I’M NOT ASIAN! Heh, while it seems that’s something few of you know let me think of something else that’s a little less obvious, if not only from my point of view. I wear lycra AND ride a road bike!

8. What is the heaviest thing in your house?
“Physics for Scientists and Engineers Extended Version – Tipler and Tosca” - That thing is seriously huge! Other than that, probably Dad’s Tasmanian Blackwood desk from his office way back when, moving it is atleast a 3 man job.

10. How did you come to own that thing?
Well the book – the bookshop for some outrageous price. The desk – its not actually mine but I believe Dad salvaged it from the company’s building in the City when they relocated.

11. What is the earliest you have woken yourself up to go for a ride?
With our wide array of local downhill, you never have to wake up before 5am to arrive by 8am – it’s wonderful.[/sarcasm]

12. The latest you’ve been up riding?
Some of the aforementioned rides with my school mate would go looong into the night, I was pretty terrible at trials so things took time.

13. Group rides, 2/3 people rides, or solo rides?
Definitely like 2-4 people on a ride. I draw confidence from knowing that only a select group of close friends will see me fail.

14. What’s the riding culture in your neck of the woods like?
It changes lot, like everywhere. We went from good quality urban night rides, to huge groups of prepubescent kids riding from one 7-11 to the next. Downhill seems to be ever-growing… however my attendance at races is somewhat non-existent…refer to question 12. I think at the moment we have a pretty good community, the younger guys are keeping in line and I haven’t heard of too many pensioners being terrorised in the CBD by kids popping mono’s.

15. What does your other half think of mountain bikes?
HA…HAHAHahaha. Oh you’re too funny. My other half… At the moment the closest thing I have to an Other half is my bike. For what its worth, she thinks its great!

16. What does your boss think of mountain bikes?
Funnily enough he is a huge fan.

17. What is on the desk you log onto Farkin from?
Aah Dear! A pile of Cds, honourable mentions go to 10,000 Days and Definition (Resin Dogs), a baby blue silk tie (Races duties), 2/3 of a ralph lauren blue gift pack, a diesel watch, derailleur hanger off the bmw, a multitool, a phone, a digicam, miscellaneous items that together form a 8” pile. OOOW OOW aaand a Chris King SS hub which could tell a story or two and of course my faithful Powermac.

18. Mac or PC?
That doesn’t even deserve an answer :P

19. Ipod or Iriver?
Ipod, but given the chance I could go either way.

20. Last time you got approached by the police?
The last time I was approached by the police coincided exactly with the one and only time I have ridden without a helmet. The worst part of it all was that it was going through West End where every second hippy and bum rides around without a helmet on, and somehow I get caught the one time I don’t wear one.[/rant]

21. Last time you yelled at someone?
My mate at uni, Thursday afternoon playing pool. Sometimes he couldn’t hit a ball straight if it were on rails, it cost us the game and the table.

22. Last time someone yelled at you?
On my way home the other day I dropped past work to collect some pay. A couple of tandems had been dropped in for servicing and my boss asked me to help him test ride them to determine what would need attention. Needless to say the passing traffic found the sight of two guys on a tandem pretty funny and we got a few comment thrust at us. I wouldn’t have minded but my saddle and bar were loose as anything and I was having enough trouble!

23. What is the most intimidatingly expensive bike you have worked on?
I was recently handed a Pinarello Dogma FP. 6+k frame with campag record. The customer had wanted to swap the cranks and somewhere along the line had damaged the first few threads in his BB, now before I go on, the BB is not a campag BB, it’s specific to the Pinarello and is worth $500. Taking to it with a tap was pretty scary.

24. What is the best (worst) home mechanic stuff-up you’ve had to repair?
I think the best was one Saturday a gentleman brought in his Gi*** road bike and explained his headset wasn’t running smooth. You can usually smell something isn’t quite right when they are very apprehensive about giving you details (they know they have stuffed up,), that wasn’t the only thing that could be smelt. So anyway he tells me he had taken the headset apart but didn’t have grease at home to sufficiently reinstall it all and he really wanted to ride. A bit of interrogation revealed that in a desperate attempt to make the bike ridable for the Saturday morning coffee shop adventure he has substituted grease with butter and various other kitchen products he could find. Inspection revealed that not only did he replace grease with butter; he removed the bearing, which he explained had exploded. The set up, as it arrived took headset bind to a whole new level.

9. Who would you like to see become a member of Farkin?
I Think there’s always room for a few more females. Failing that I think input from industry folk (namely distributors) is great. In my opinion you can discover a lot about a person and their business ethic by the way the conduct themselves in an environment like farkin.


*9 is meant to be after 10, although only the number not the question, so whatever. i'm sure you can cope!

Grip
11-09-2006, 07:10 PM
Ahhh... the infernal nuisance is suddenly exposed. Good read, Toop. And seeing you on a 20" trials bike only confirms my suspicions that you're actually nowhere near as big a dick as people say :p

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chriscross
11-09-2006, 07:11 PM
excelent read.. bit of a bummer about the cop thing but ah well shit happens

toodles
11-09-2006, 07:11 PM
You're not asian? No wonder your noodle recipes sucked.

leitch
11-09-2006, 07:12 PM
And seeing you on a 20" trials bike only confirms my suspicions that you're actually nowhere near as big a dick as people say :p
its an illusion... :rolleyes:

holidays coming up soon, ben - back on the roadie ;)

Ruckus_Lord
11-09-2006, 07:13 PM
Ben, stop doing interviews and build your bike, damnit!

Mugger
11-09-2006, 07:23 PM
Ben, stop doing interviews and build your bike, damnit!

....or ride it :p

Ruckus_Lord
11-09-2006, 07:24 PM
....or ride it :p

Slow down man, let's take this one step at a time.

tu plang
11-09-2006, 07:24 PM
....or ride it :p

don't be daft.

villy
11-09-2006, 07:31 PM
i thought you were asian:confused:

tu plang
11-09-2006, 07:32 PM
i thought i you were asian:confused:

so who'll it be, you or i?

Daver
11-09-2006, 07:50 PM
No pictures of your sister either... FFS!

villy
11-09-2006, 07:57 PM
ahh crap i'm a fool

Pete J
11-09-2006, 08:20 PM
For what it's worth dude i have never thought you were Asian, not that there is anything wrong with it!
I also haven't thought that you were a cheap imitation of S. either, however, now that you mention it.... :eek:

tu plang
11-09-2006, 08:23 PM
For what it's worth dude i have never thought you were Asian, not that there is anything wrong with it!
I also haven't thought that you were a cheap imitation of S. either, however, now that you mention it.... :eek:

yeah, there's nothing wrong with it per sé. you just get a bit tired of people going "wait, i thought you were asian"

i prefer to think of s. as an expensive imitation of myself.

Pete J
11-09-2006, 08:28 PM
One thing i have wondered about is your avatar, where is that face from and why is it so damn funky??

tu plang
11-09-2006, 08:32 PM
hahah oh how i love that avatar. credit goes to penny arcade for that one -> www.penny-arcade.com

Ryan
11-09-2006, 08:33 PM
^ It's from Penny-Arcade if I'm not mistaken, awesome online nerd-comic.

EDIT - Beaten like a red-headed stepchild.

Cúl-Báire
11-09-2006, 09:03 PM
^ It's from Penny-Arcade if I'm not mistaken, awesome online nerd-comic.

EDIT - Beaten like a red-headed stepchild.

Thats fair spanked!:rolleyes:


Top read- another "Meet the Farkers" interview that proved to be quiet an eye opener...

wtr
11-09-2006, 09:26 PM
i prefer to think of s. as an expensive imitation of myself.
Where is S. at this moment in time? ;)

mtbmamma
11-09-2006, 09:28 PM
This is one of my favourite sections on Farkin, only now surpassed by the Girls Only Section. Great to meet you Tu Plang. :)

tu plang
11-09-2006, 09:46 PM
This is one of my favourite sections on Farkin, only now surpassed by the Girls Only Section. Great to meet you Tu Plang. :)

great to hear, now its my turn to meet all you girls :p

mtbmamma
11-09-2006, 09:53 PM
great to hear, now its my turn to meet all you girls :p

Thanks for being so sweet, calling me a girl. I think of myself as a girl, not a woman, but apparently because of my age I am a woman. Bugger!!! Hate being one of them.

Anyway, great to meet you. Keep up the good work Demo Man, I just love reading about everyone. :D

Oddjob
11-09-2006, 10:00 PM
This is one of my favourite sections on Farkin, only now surpassed by the Girls Only Section. Great to meet you Tu Plang. :)

Is this where your sister has been hiding? :p

Great read. How much skin did you lose in your glorious failure captured in the picture. Ouch!

toodles
12-09-2006, 05:40 AM
Great read. How much skin did you lose in your glorious failure captured in the picture. Ouch!

None. He was going so slow his bike fell over from boredom.

tu plang
12-09-2006, 05:41 AM
None. He was going so slow his bike fell over from boredom.

haha you're lucky i was going to say the same thing :mad:

Bodin
12-09-2006, 06:59 AM
Where is S. at this moment in time? ;)

Stuck in an inescabale and life-sucking prison of semantic battles, unprovable theorem and snide warfare (http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=60344). ;)

Great read, Tu Plang.

binner
12-09-2006, 07:11 AM
Good read TP, now I do belive you actually ride the bikes you own!!! ;) the pictures prove it.
I think from memory the last time I actually saw you on a bike was probibly 2 years ago now and at that time you were stationary on it..... maybe you were just catching your breath...........;)
Zap

Dozer
12-09-2006, 07:20 AM
Good read guys, did you face hurt after you hit the railing in the second pic?:rolleyes:
By the way....I know what Tu Plang is (the 'gurge...) and I didn't think you were Asian....:confused:

bazza
12-09-2006, 08:03 AM
Is this where your sister has been hiding? :p



AHHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

donkay
12-09-2006, 08:05 AM
Good read guys, did you face hurt after you hit the railing in the second pic?:rolleyes:
By the way....I know what Tu Plang is (the 'gurge...) and I didn't think you were Asian....:confused:

I was the one who took that fancy photo on the late night Trials rides, looks pretty cool, but no, he didn't hit his face or ever reached the rail:P Pure Skills

Good to know you a bit more Ben, you're now a celebrity!

ps. I was mentioned in the Trials rides!, and....i'm Asian! haha

Oddjob
12-09-2006, 08:15 AM
AHHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

http://kinnernet2006.editme.com/files/GarageBuildIt/pinata.gif

bazza
12-09-2006, 08:33 AM
http://kinnernet2006.editme.com/files/GarageBuildIt/pinata.gif


so wish i could of saved those photos. damn that was a classic classic moment.

tonas
12-09-2006, 09:43 AM
Nice one Tu Plang. I enjoyed the 'home' workshop tale. :)

Andy.

naz
12-09-2006, 10:30 AM
can we get pics of his sister?

Kasplat
12-09-2006, 02:13 PM
yeah whats everyones obsession with his sister?????

Bodin
12-09-2006, 02:20 PM
Dunno - haven't seen the pics. :p

tu plang
12-09-2006, 02:43 PM
heh, if you liked that pic you should like this one. again it was under control and i didnt hit my head but the timing was brilliant! my trials skills extended beyond front hops... but only just :o

sister pics... haha not likely. i still have that famous picture though :p i also have the one that triggered a whole string of people to pose in photos holding signs saying "S. is a ..." mwhahaha the bad old days. i reckon i could almost sell them, they seem to be in demand around here.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c242/tuplang/head.jpg

Dozer
12-09-2006, 03:26 PM
heh, if you liked that pic you should like this one. again it was under control and i didnt hit my head but the timing was brilliant! my trials skills extended beyond front hops... but only just :o

sister pics... haha not likely. i still have that famous picture though :p i also have the one that triggered a whole string of people to pose in photos holding signs saying "S. is a ..." mwhahaha the bad old days. i reckon i could almost sell them, they seem to be in demand around here.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c242/tuplang/head.jpg

Now that one is really going to hurt!:rolleyes:



Good skills.:D

bazza
12-09-2006, 06:02 PM
yeah whats everyones obsession with his sister?????

young un.

hahhaha. i will give you 5 bucks to post up the picture of your sister again.

and yes the 'S. is a' were glory days.

memoriessssssssssssssssss.

berkyburger123
12-09-2006, 06:18 PM
Haha and to think I originally labelled you as S.'s cheap imitation.

Nice read as always. What exactly did happen with that pic where you were about to smack your head (or so it seemed)?

demo man
12-09-2006, 07:31 PM
Congrats Tu Plang - you are now the most replied to Farker so far....

must mean you're more popular than S. then hey?


That, or your sister is...

tu plang
12-09-2006, 07:51 PM
Congrats Tu Plang - you are now the most replied to Farker so far....

must mean you're more popular than S. then hey?


That, or your sister is...

aaaw thanks guys :o

in true tu plang style, it was made up predominantly of one liners.

Robb
12-09-2006, 10:46 PM
Congrats Tu Plang - you are now the most replied to Farker so far....

must mean you're more popular than S. then hey?


That, or your sister is...

I count 49 for Glen Jacobs. (adding up both threads) :)

bazza
12-09-2006, 11:05 PM
I count 49 for Glen Jacobs. (adding up both threads) :)

not for long.

i wish we kept the photos from the old forum. WHYYYYYYYYYY ryan WHYYYYYYYYYY. btw where is the pimp daddy from towomba at with his big purple pimp hat and high speed corner railing skills ehhheheh.

tu plang
13-09-2006, 03:02 PM
it still exists :p

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c242/tuplang/P1010265_2.jpg

Daver
13-09-2006, 05:40 PM
it still exists :p

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c242/tuplang/P1010265_2.jpg

Oh **************************************** you.

bazza
13-09-2006, 06:20 PM
it still exists :p

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c242/tuplang/P1010265_2.jpg

*crosses legs and goes red*







dont kill me in my sleep hahaha.

demo man
13-09-2006, 08:02 PM
anyone care to tell me what the FUCK you're on about?

heh. history i just don't understand. shows how new i am to this site i guess!

tu plang
13-09-2006, 08:05 PM
I once, unwittingly demonstrated why you should never ever post a photo with a female in it on this forum. The full version of the above photo is possibly the main reason you rarely see a photo of a female on this website.

Joel O
13-09-2006, 08:14 PM
Farkin history 101: http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=15107
all the pictures are gone now, but you'll get the idea.

demo man
13-09-2006, 08:51 PM
damn it.

now I really want to see that picture - i shouldn't have asked!

Bodin
13-09-2006, 09:08 PM
damn it.

now I really want to see that picture - i shouldn't have asked!

Meh, the web's full of interesting pictures. Don't get obsessed with just one...

Drizz
13-09-2006, 09:57 PM
Meh, the web's full of interesting pictures. Don't get obsessed with just one...

Damnit! Forbidden fruits are just so tempting!

BTW, nice read, keep it coming. :p

Yeti
13-09-2006, 11:44 PM
Reminds me of that time "squid's sister" got an honourable photo and mention in the forums. Another perfect example of tu plang's theory. Good times..

Dozer
14-09-2006, 11:27 AM
Demo Man, can we get a poll on this thread to see how many people want to see the photo's in "that" thread? I'm sure I'm not the only one who forgets what the photo's looked like....
Maybe Tu Plang could just put the same pics in this thread.....;)

cE
14-09-2006, 05:29 PM
Farkin History part 2:

http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=12359

Oddjob
15-09-2006, 08:10 AM
Anyone remember the "I'd hit it" thread? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Wattsy
17-09-2006, 10:33 AM
The only pic i can remember from that thread is Wombat, dressed as tinkerbell. *shudder's*

Kasplat
17-09-2006, 04:47 PM
first vote in let see the pics!

norcotim
18-09-2006, 03:28 PM
awsome interview

soty
26-09-2006, 05:55 PM
i want those superstars. i like you now.

EMF
30-11-2006, 06:42 PM
"others just assume I’m Asian"

Urasian i believe is the correct terminology

tu plang
12-02-2007, 05:26 PM
"others just assume I’m Asian"

Urasian i believe is the correct terminology

I'd been saving this reply for a time when it was needed most - damn you nicho!! pulling out pictures of females...

you mean Eurasian?