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demo man
30-10-2006, 07:59 PM
Recently he's been more like a shark in the dark, but tonights guest is the only member I am aware of to have ever reached over 10,000 posts here on Farkin (from memory he was well over 11,000). For some reason his post count was restarted, but he still remains a very valuable member of farkin. He does need a shave though.

Meet Rik.

http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=49664&stc=1&d=1162198660

1. Who are you (name, bikes you ride, age, job)
Rik Isaksen. 23 by ID, alot younger by mentality. Currently halfway through an apprenticeship as a Toolmaker… yeah sure, I’ll make you a spanner set, just after we finish this run of lefthand screwdrivers and precision hammers. Dolt. We make plastic injection molds actually, the sort of thing that produces thousands or millions of items over its life. This is the “tooling up” of a production line, we toolmakers make the machines that work for years on end to produce the most inconsequential things, such as plastic lids and caps in my case. Interesting, eh. But I don’t mind, I’m learning precision machining, get to play on the equipment after hours (bike mods ahoy), and it puts money in my account which feeds my habits.

Right now I’m in the middle of a bike shuffle, doing something I should’ve done many years ago: buy bikes that are appropriate for their intended purpose! It took so long and so much stuffing around with silly ideas for me to make the decision, but it’s done and my bank balance is suffering for it. So, what do I have then? It’s mandatory for me to have an obnoxiously-coloured freak bike so my retro ‘98 GT Tequesta takes care of that whilst doing commuter duties, wearing the horrid “team scream” blue/yellow paint. I’ve even found a pair of powdercoat yellow deep-v rims to match, someone call the fashion police! For XC/enduro/trail duties I’ve just built a DMR Switchback with old an Z1 and SS driveline. That’s a beautiful ride that I should cherish for a long while. And finally, a Giant Reign has just worked its way in to the collection, yet to be built though. A 6” trail bike, that’s a bit weiner, isn’t it? “All-mountian”, hah pfft! (although another injury or two and that’s all I’ll be able to do). There is interesting plans for this, it’ll probably end up being a lightish short travel DH/FR buildup for playing about on. Of course there’s other things kicking around my garage: another retro buildup is planned for a Sintesi Snake frame, old MrT fork and red ano components sounds like the way to go. Alas the D8 frames I’d had great plans for have been left neglected, things happen and things change, they’re looking to get sold soon to pay for the above rides.

2. When and why did you become a member of Farkin?
Oh far out. That was a while ago, mid-2003 is appears. Sheesh, so many memories. It would’ve been when I was still trying to get back in to MTBing after 2 knee reconstructions, a time that I spent nerding about on PC hardware/overclocking sites. A link from OCAU (thank them for Farkin) sent me here, and I haven’t left since. Internet forums can be a great and powerful resource is used properly… instead I just talk crap and annoy people, with the occasional splash of misinformation thrown in for fun.

3. Anything interesting about your username?
sIkKoNaHucKeR just didn’t have the same meaning to me as being unimaginative and using my own name. I’ve nothing to hide, no need for personas, so I’m just Rik… although I’ve thought a few pseudonyms would be handy for online stalking, my legal advice has been to back away from that habit.

4. Who is your favourite rider of all time, and why?
Hmmm, I’m not a huge follower of racing or rider celebrities, but anyone that can ride well and be a good person off the bike deserves respect. Nathan is a great example with his outwardly enthusiastic interaction with fans at race meets. It’s that sort of support for the sport that is great to see. Frederic Moncassin probably stands out in my memory the most though for being a great sprinter who took yellow in the TDF and then showed it off by wheelie-ing off the front of the pack during stages and gave his roadie a biketrials-esque workout for the cameras afterwards.

5. What is your favourite book of all time and why?
I can’t even answer that, haven’t read a book in years and can’t remember any I have read. I’d much rather read magazines/forums or even technical manuals for my electronic toys.

6. Same question as #5 but replace the word “book” with “movie”.
Again, not really my thing… but Idiot Box would be up there, along with Rock Star and its far superior predecessor This Is Spinal Tap. Dirty bogan rock’n’roll fun ;)

7. What is the worst designed thing in your house?
So many things… but something for me to whinge about this summer: my room really kills me… sits above the garage, big windows, no insulation and runs lengthways north/south so cops the sun from dawn to dusk. Gets just a little bit warm… boohoo, I’ll get over it.

8. How many super-projects have you undertaken, modifying and deforming mountain bikes and parts? What have the results been?
I’m not really sure, there’s been quite a few interesting things done and then some that get brushed aside and forgotten. U-turn Sherman is probably my favourite so far for its practicality, although I surprised myself with the quality of the work I did on the Woodman dropout. I’ve also done some cool non-bike stuff too, computer case mods with water cooling and the like. With every success I learn and progress, but at the same time there’s many failures I wouldn’t want to mention.

9. What’s the best part about going A-WOL on a frame and turning it into something seriously custom?
Does this relate to the next 2 questions? :D Unfortunately the D8 project didn’t quite get off the ground and I’ve defaulted on it. This is the first I’ve mentioned of that too, sorry to those that wanted to see the results, trust me I’d love to finish it too, but many things (injuries, change in lifestyle, change in riding style, etc) added up and to proceed would’ve turned the project in to a giant WOFTAM.
I’ll extrapolate on the question though… there’s something great about taking an object and adding your own touches to it. To improve it at the same time is even better again. It’s a bit of an ego thing as much as it is creatively driven, personalising something to better suit yourself is great motivation for modification. Another reason I love tinkering with things is it’s always a great way to learn about the design and workings of a product. Instead of starting from scratch and stuffing up left right and centre, take something you know could do with changing and work out the best way to go about it, that way you learn how everything else came together to be the way it is. The first thing I do when I buy something new is pull it apart so I know how it works, to learn the best way to utilise it and of course come up with ideas for modding.


10. How many bike parts have you cracked or snapped in the last 2 years?
About 2 years ago I killed a fair amount of parts in a short period of time, that wasn’t fun at all. Ploughing the commuter in to the side of a car wrote it off, not long after I nosedived a roll-in and bent my do-all hardtail. Then a month later on the train back from spending a few hundred getting a shock serviced I found a crack in my dually. There’s heaps of random bits killed since then, folding a front wheel through a highspeed berm, cracking/bending forks, cranks and anything else. Far out I should learn how to ride properly.

11. How many total?
Best not to think about that!

demo man
30-10-2006, 08:00 PM
http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=49665&stc=1&d=1162198660

12. Why did your post count go from over 10,000 back to zero?
By choice, the post count was a legacy of a different Farkin from now, and resetting it was my way of disassociating from then and also a way to gauge just how much I’m posting nowadays.

13. Hell, how the Sam Hill did your post count get to over 10,000 in the first place?!
Well, back before your time, a long time ago inface, there was some crazy times on Farkin… Fuzzy, Gutty, Emerin Lupine and the like running rampant, banter was very casual and the site had the feel of a bunch of good friends sitting around and talking shit. You wouldn’t come across a thread without at least one post each from the regulars, it was mayhem. My post count actually dropped a fair chunk when Off-Topic posts weren’t included, but then it slowly crept up again, so I’ve hit 10k twice.
It’s been interesting to see the site grow and develop and improve with time and new members. Whilst it was fun back in ’03 chatting amongst mates, Farkin is now a great resource to be a part of, the combined knowledge base is well worth taking advantage of for any topic of discussion.

14. What’s your favourite section of Farkin and why?
The moderator forum, where we get to intentionally misspell words, use homophobic language, abuse others randomly and spam utter crap in every thread. Woohoo. Parts’n’Stuff is pretty cool though, mainly ‘cause I’m a techy geek.

15. What is on the desk you log onto Farkin from?
An easier question is what ISN’T on this desk. It’s a big desk too, and of course I’ve modded it ;) From the left, there is:
Pile of papers/documents relating to important stuff like bank accounts, super, tax, etc. Of course that doesn’t get touched so there’s a few HDDs as paperweights. Next is another stack, heaps of cables underneath a pile of shirt stencils, with a bigarse Tascam 16 input 4 track tape recorder sitting on top keeping it weighed down.
The computer lives next to the stacks of clutter, right now it’s on its side with the panel off and drives hanging out everywhere. Next to the tower is 2x 21” CRT monitors surrounded by notes/lists of things to buy/sell/make/do.
On the other side of the computer area, along a 2 metre long stretch of desk, is a pile of 1988 vintage music gear I’ve bought and am yet to do anything with…drum machine, 4 track recorder, keyboard, sampler and multiple Atari STs, along with more modern 20 input mixer, PA amp head, more samplers and a hardware sequencer. This setup will be deadly once it’s running, but time and motivation are somewhat lacking right now. At the very end of the desk is another small pile of computer parts that should be built in to a system but again motivation is lacking.
Of course there’s other things scattered around, label maker, usb drives, asthma puffers, tape measure, screen cleaner, wallet, phone, headphones etc…

16. Mac or PC?
PC, more avenues for customising/modding on the cheap! Macs are cool, and if someone else was willing to pay for it I’d love to have one… Gotta sit on the fence on this topic, it’s a dangerous one.

17. Whole Milk or lite?
Defintely full flavoured, and will even go for substituting cream or icecream where possible.

18. Last time you got approached by the police?
Suprisingly even though I look dodgy I don’t get much attention from cops. Last time I did would’ve been after the Drift video premiere or something like that, free drinks all night were taken advantage of, on the stagger to a pub afterwards I had 5 officers on foot approach me and accuse me of throwing shopping trolleys at cars. Laughing at the hilarity of the act didn’t impress them, ahh well. No great stories to tell really, I know when and where to be a fool so generall avoid trouble.

19. Last time you yelled at someone?
I yell a fair bit at TAFE/Work when around machines, and also at the pub/gigs when around mates. Noisy environments are no fun. Probably corner marshalling at the MtnX national round would be the last time aside from work, some clown of a photographer thought a good place for his remote flash was on the inside line of a corner. Duh.

20. Last time someone yelled at you?
A friend trying to hold conversation with me at a metal concert whilst I was wearing earplugs… wasted breath on his behalf.

21. Last time you wished you hadn’t said something:
Whenver I talk about myself excessively I wish I’d just shut up to save awkwardness or embarrasement, so I guess right now...

22. Who would you love to see become a member of Farkin?
Oh, of course the obligatory “hot” female celebrity needs to be mentioned here… or not. Anyone that’s willing to contribute to the forum community is welcome in my books, be it through posting information/answers, adding to the cultural mishmash by discussing their interests, or even by asking in-depth questions to which others can answer. It’d be great to see more industry folk taking advantage of the power of the internet, I love seeing designers, engineers and marketers answering questions put forward by the general public… it’s a really good way of grounding them to what riders really think/want.



Thanks Rik!

mtbmamma
30-10-2006, 08:20 PM
Great read Rik. I just love this section, almost like being a stalker!!!. :eek:

Tomas
30-10-2006, 08:25 PM
Great interview. Love your work.

chriscross
30-10-2006, 08:41 PM
GO THE INTERNET HERO!
i want one of those shirt:p
none the less another great great mtf

spinner
30-10-2006, 09:06 PM
We need more bike modders / tinkerers on here ! I always look forward to a thread of Riks that reads "....modded...." It's sad to hear the Avalanched D8 won't see the light of day , would have been a beast. Keep the custom stuff coming Rik !

The ' 03 days here were cool , I never posted much back then but there were some nights I'd sit on here pissing myself laughing at some of the stuff posted. And that roast lamb of Riks that started the whole "Cooking with..." forum. Ahh , good days.
It just isn't the same anymore , and yet I can't stay away. :)

Anyway , good read Rik and Sam.

Red Rocket
30-10-2006, 09:08 PM
http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=49665&stc=1&d=1162198660



I liked the Rik I had created in my head better. Nice read though.

wtr
30-10-2006, 09:31 PM
I liked the Rik I had created in my head better.
Same feeling. The real Rik looks Frenchy and old.:p

mtbmamma
30-10-2006, 10:13 PM
Same feeling. The real Rik looks Frenchy and old.:p

He's only a young pup and a really nice guy. We need more like him.:)

NCR600
30-10-2006, 10:39 PM
Currently halfway through an apprenticeship as a Toolmaker… yeah sure, I’ll make you a spanner set, just after we finish this run of lefthand screwdrivers and precision hammers.


Spoken like a true toolmaker.
I tell people I do something else at parties these days.

Adrian
30-10-2006, 10:58 PM
Oh the memories....


Who wears earplugs at metal concerts? HONESTLY>..

Showing your age rik... You've posted a thousand posts in my last 150, and I haven't seen you on a bike once in that time. Priorities...

Nice to get a dose of your humour... You being all official at the mtx made me think it had gone awol.

S.
30-10-2006, 11:08 PM
Fully Rik interview :)

covert wolf
30-10-2006, 11:27 PM
Another good read..awesom... hrm everyone looks so different to how you picture em lol.

Dozer
31-10-2006, 07:49 AM
The place wouldn't be the same without Rik's name popping up in the usual places.
I reckon anyone who likes the movie Idiot Box is halfway to being super intelligent! I can recite that flick word for word, nice one Rik.;)

October26
31-10-2006, 12:56 PM
Forgot to mention he likes to DH with one shoe...

johnny
31-10-2006, 03:15 PM
I’ve nothing to hideSaid like some one with something to hide. I'll be watching....

Rik was the first Farkiner I ever met, got quite a surprise when I logged on here to find it wasn't full of wankers!

Rik, Carlin, Wombat.
http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=49740
Rik doing St. Helena's (Blue Mountains, NSW). Last time I rode this track with him, he did it on a full rigid, bright yellow Single Speed contraption.
http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=49741

RCOH
31-10-2006, 05:42 PM
Rik + Johnny on a ride = maximum infotainment. You just shut up & listen (you can't get a word in anyway).

Nice one rik.

nicklouse
01-11-2006, 03:56 AM
Who is that!

Rik you look nothing like the image i had. Totally the opposite to the image that has built up over the years.

this really is a good part of the forum. almost as good at the Food/cookery section of years ago.

danv
02-11-2006, 12:19 PM
Toolmaker toolmake make me a shifter!!

Nice interview. I love how you symbolically reset your post count, respect.:D

Oddjob
02-11-2006, 03:08 PM
Good read as always. I can't believe that you're giving up on the D8s!!! What are you planning to install the Avy into now?

Bodin
03-11-2006, 04:57 PM
What are you planning to install the Avy into now?

His desk chair... ;)

Nice read Rik. Bloody gingerkids... :p

DEMONATION
05-11-2006, 03:59 PM
Who is that!

Rik you look nothing like the image i had. Totally the opposite to the image that has built up over the years.

this really is a good part of the forum. almost as good at the Food/cookery section of years ago.

there was a food and cookery section! gosh ive missed out. :(

Rik
06-11-2006, 06:16 PM
Belated reply, but might as well throw in a few words...
GO THE INTERNET HERO!
Ahh yes, memories... this thread (http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=36139) was the reason for that, it was a shonky DIY job with stencil-cut paper stuck to a shirt with packing tape, just for the pic to stir up the thread a bit more. Geek + Boredom, what more can I say, that sums up everything stupid I do ;)I liked the Rik I had created in my head better.Me too actually :)Bloody gingerkids... Oi! Watch it, I'm blonde FFS :mad:

leitch
06-11-2006, 07:37 PM
Oi! Watch it, I'm blonde FFS :mad:

hey come on now, no need to get firey ;)

Bodin
06-11-2006, 09:58 PM
Oi! Watch it, I'm blonde FFS :mad:

...and I'm Jessica Alba.

Binaural
06-11-2006, 10:02 PM
...and I'm Jessica Alba.

Around 4am in a pitch-black pub after drinking an entire keg maybe. Might need to do something about the stubble though ;)

Bodin
06-11-2006, 10:10 PM
Might need to do something about the stubble though ;)

Nah, it's the difference in our dancing styles that really gives it away.

Hey Rik - where's that photo of you, Carlin & Wombat taken?