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Dozer
27-11-2006, 06:38 AM
As the headline suggests, this weeks farker is Quintin! Thanks to everyone who played "Random Farker". Some of the answers were very close but Quintin hit the money shot with his guess of 39.5.
The equation.....
-Subtract the amount of rear wheel travel ( 11 ) my DH bike has from the last two digits of my postcode ( 50 )
-Add the travel ( 7.5 ) that my forks have,
-Subtract the size ( 16 ) of my brake rotors combined,
-Add the amount of gears ( 9 ) on my DH bike.
The answer could've been taken in a lot of form but I made the 7.5" travel of my forks the clincher, I couldn't make it too easy!
Well done Quintin, he joins a list of elite members who are part of MTF...here he is!




1: What is your real name? Where are you from? What is your occupation?

Quintin Humphreys, I’m from Brisbane, QLD and I’m an ICT Manager

2: Why did you choose that username?

I wanted to be like Jared

3: How does it feel to be the first winner of the random farker competition?

Feels great you know, really great… ah jeez… just so good. But I owe it all to my calculator and Australia post online. And god.

4: What are your best and worst memories from Farkin?

Well my worst memory would have to be being banned for a few weeks. Like most I was only trying to be funny… just didn’t go down all that well.

My best would have to be the Yup Boys thread. It’s nice to have a small place to call home and I think a lot of people know me and recognize me because of it. From what I hear a lot of people read it fairly often. To be honest if I was on the outside I wouldn’t have the patience.

5: If you were a moderator on farkin, tell us what your banning stick would look like.

I think my banning stick would look a lot like a sawn off pool queue with 6 or 8 roofing screws through it. If anyone posted anything negative about my interview…. I’d throw down some beat down.

6: What is the best part of mountain biking for you?

Not that it happens very often anymore, (my friends are just obsessive upgraders, broken bodies, parents etc) but we used to ride at least once a week, with a full car; we would abuse each other and carry on. It was great.

7: What part would make your bike better?

A sexy Rohloff DH Chain Tensioner. Just saw it last night and I have to get one. Makes my home job monster look scary.

8: Funniest thing seen at a restaurant?

On the Saturday night of the Coffs state round 06 about 20+ of us hit up the local Thai joint and caused quite a stir. Farkin got the recognition it deserved and even a waitress got christened The Farkin Thai bride. Various other street furniture got branded and all in all it was phat!

9: Best person to go on a long ride with?

The only person I have really gone on a long (ish) ride with was EMF. A Farkin member less known for his online presence but has starred in various humor roles in our vids. Great guy, funny etc but unfortunately I would not go on a long ride with him again. He is a masochistic pain merchant! He pushed me until I almost died, then he pedaled back to me, circled me, laughed, got off his bike and kicked me off mine, then dragged me up the hill tied to his seat post by the ankle. And he was still in top gear!

In all honesty I think the best person to go on a long ride with would be Either Mr Plow or Toodles. I know for a fact that we wouldn’t even leave the garage. One of 2 things would happen: 1) we would upgrade something and then ride in circles in the street talking about it and arguing about it. Or 2) someone would suggest beer.

9: Best person to go on a long drive with?

I’ve done a few trips to Coffs from BNE (about 5.5 - 6 hrs for a normal car full of guys with stops etc)… if you go with Fallboy you will get there in about 3.5 hours and would have got some interesting stories along the way. And if you don’t go with him, he will get angry at you.

10: What is currently on the computer desk you log onto Farkin from?

Right now I’m onsite at an exhibition centre. Not much is on this desk, camera, phone, some keys, empty tea cup.. Boring.

Normally at home I have camera, mp4 cam (soon to be helmet cam) phone, some keys, empty tea cup, printer, extra monitor, scrap paper, bills and blood from me bashing my head against the desk wondering why I said id do that website! See much more interesting.

11: Worst vehicle ever used for shuttling:

I haven’t really shuttled in a bad car yet I don’t think. We have been pretty lucky and we’ve always had pretty good cars like utes or dual cabs etc to shuttle in

12: Most amount of dollars spent on a big night out:

When I was 18 I was able to do a couple of litres of goon at home and then go out with $40 in my pocket. I’d even get a cab home with that. Drinks were about $5 so I could get 5 or 6 drinks while out too.

Nowadays its hard to see much change from $100. I think the most id have spent lately would be about $200? Nothing too impressive but I don’t do it much. I think its better off in my pocket.

Dozer
27-11-2006, 06:39 AM
13: Describe your riding discipline and style:

OK think super smooth, super slick, fast, think of someone who can really muscle the bike around and throw it into corners. Basically think pinner. Now my style is a lot like that, except not too smooth, not so slick… hmm I don’t really muscle the bike around much, I”m kind of a passenger… I mean I push the bike through corners.

Really there’s no way to answer this question without attracting huge attention from the likes of Udi, Toodles and MadMatt. I would have to say that I can hold on through rough sections pretty good, so in rocks I seem to get ahead, I”m not afraid to open it up and go flat out in an open fast sections either. I need to work on my cornering and jumping. I can jump pretty big sometimes but it can get unpretty.

14: Tell us about your almighty single speed Santa Cruz V10 project:

I’m the kind of person that likes to simplify things as much as possible in my own way to try and be more efficient. I hate over complicated things. I also like to do things a little different as most of my mates know. For a while now I had been thinking that I can never get the gears right when I ride and I really hate it when my derailleur sometimes works and other times doesn’t. I thought that id try single speed to save myself the hassle and hopefully gain some benefits in other areas. So far it’s pretty damn good. I really like it and it’s proven to be so good so far that I’m going to keep it and try and race with it next year.

For more info click here [insert link to SS thread]

15: When did you last service your bike?

Just before my last ride. I”m pretty good like that. I like to do as much of the work on my bike as possible

16: If you could travel anywhere in the world with an endless supply of money, where would it be and why:

Firstly Dubai. My brother just came back and said it was ace and if I had heaps of cash then I’d be there. Then Miami, id prolly live there and cruise the beach in a stretch hummer and take supermodels back to my yacht. I'd hit up the GC and do the same thing although I'd need a bigger yacht. New York, Cancun for summer, then back to BNE and find all the people I hate and sit opposite them on the train and screw up $100 bills and flick them at their face all the way home.

17: Last time you were approached by the police:

Well it was a while ago and about 3am in the valley and I was drunk as hell riding my scooter up to try and get into some clubs. My mate was on the back and we didn’t have helmets on and we each had a bottle of champagne in our hands and we were yahooing like a couple of yahoos. It was terrible but we finally made it into the side street that we were aiming for. We got there, and just as we were wheeling it back into the gutter to park it, this guy stops us and says “you boys having a good time” and we go “fuck yeah, yahoooooo!” well all he needed to do was flip out his wallet. I slowly placed my champagne bottle on the road, and we wheeled the scooter into the gutter. The guy was a prostitute cop undercover and he was really good about it, didn’t care about the helmets etc and said he would let us off if I wasn’t too much over. He wasn’t even going to breath test me but when we wheeled the scooter back into the gutter he could see the champagne bottle in the middle of the road…. Damn.

Let this be a lesson guys. Don’t drink and drive anywhere near prostitutes. It wasn’t too bad though. I got to roll around with them for a while before they took me to the station and I got to see the chick cop do her thing where she acted like a hooker and busted some guy good and proper.

18: When a new member has a look at the Yup Boys thread, what would his / her first impression be?

I think they might look at it and think that we’re too cool. That’s not entirely true. I mean one or 2 of us come across like that :p but not all of us. At races or on weekends etc we are really quite friendly, but I think we might guard the thread a little because we don’t want it to get out of control and shut down. Because we’re boys, not men.

19: Most foul food ever eaten:

McDonalds… and id do it again!

20: If you were a porno star, what would your stage name be?

What do you mean “if”? It’s Rodeo Joe, yee haw

21: Any advice for the valued farkin members?

Yeah, just keep enthusiastic about your sport. Don’t litter, don’t bugger up trails or jumps that aren’t maintained by you or that you didn’t build and learn how to fix your own bike. It’s not that hard.

22: Is there a question you often ask yourself that hasn’t been asked on farkin?

Would Rodeo Joe hit it?



There we have it, Quintin in all of his glory. The Yups continue to dominate the MTF section.....will it ever end?

juzzo
27-11-2006, 07:16 AM
funny read, a good read non the less.

1st post yay

CAB
27-11-2006, 07:47 AM
haha that was a good one

Pete_10
27-11-2006, 08:08 AM
1st post yay

3rd if you look in the top right of your post.

good read as usual

brisneyland
27-11-2006, 08:24 AM
http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=52364

now that's a sick photo. The photog must be shit hot!

Got a link to your ss project? I'm thinking of fabbing up some dodgy homemade 5 speed cluster for my dh bike.

johnny
27-11-2006, 08:28 AM
THe only man (and I use that term light heartedly) on Farkin to own a V10 Chopper!

Quintin..., isn't that a Girls name?

Binaural
27-11-2006, 08:56 AM
Top bloke, great interview :) Shame you're not coming down to Sydney for that road trip, would have been great to show you around!

Quintin
27-11-2006, 09:20 AM
hmm well you know i am considering stromlo cause it sounds good in Revolution. you going to be there Binaural?

Binaural
27-11-2006, 09:40 AM
hmm well you know i am considering stromlo cause it sounds good in Revolution. you going to be there Binaural?

Yeah, I'm going to have a lot on at work but I've already made arrangements to work a few weekends prior if necessary to free some time for riding. I love to ride new tracks, and Stromlo looks really hot from the pics I've seen.

Mr Peabody
27-11-2006, 02:19 PM
Congrats on guessing the correct answer i was only a couple of numbers off

No Skid Marks
27-11-2006, 03:20 PM
How far back did you have to hop to pick up your prosthetic leg after that burm shot? Do you just kick it into the back wheel instead of using the rear brake?
Good read
Good math/guess work.

binner
27-11-2006, 03:27 PM
good read there ....how many more yups are going to be MTF's ?? ...hahh hahhh remember the time you got banned ??? yeah banned ;)

Dozer
27-11-2006, 03:34 PM
good read there ....how many more yups are going to be MTF's ?? ...hahh hahhh remember the time you got banned ??? yeah banned ;)

Quintin doesn't get banned unless he wants to, a lot of junior members refer to him as the modern Chuck Norris......

The man is a myth!

Quintin
27-11-2006, 03:39 PM
How far back did you have to hop to pick up your prosthetic leg after that burm shot? Do you just kick it into the back wheel instead of using the rear brake?
Good read
Good math/guess work.

haha yeah i was absolutely out of control there.

good read there ....how many more yups are going to be MTF's ?? ...hahh hahhh remember the time you got banned ??? yeah banned ;)

ooooooooh... hey remember that time...

Quintin doesn't get banned unless he wants to, a lot of junior members refer to him as the modern Chuck Norris......

The man is a myth!

in fact i try to liken myself to a ninja... www.realultimatepower.net (http://www.realultimatepower.net)

siz
27-11-2006, 03:45 PM
You aint a Ninja's butt hole:p

Nice interview there "Rodeo Joe".......Got any movies to post up :eek:

chriscross
27-11-2006, 04:11 PM
2: Why did you choose that username?

I wanted to be like Jared



don't we all.
once again an awsome mtf

Mugger
27-11-2006, 04:31 PM
Whens the FTR jersey with Quintin coming?

Look hot, that berm pic still rocks.

udi
27-11-2006, 06:13 PM
2: Why did you choose that username?

I wanted to be like Jared


You should talk to Mr Plow, I hear he and Jared are best mates, and train together all the time. Often with their good friends fabien and sam.

MrPlow
27-11-2006, 06:45 PM
Good read mate.

When are we going on another 'long ride" again??

custard
27-11-2006, 07:51 PM
quincess on mtf, awesome. sick read...

Quintin
28-11-2006, 10:13 AM
hey, careful with the name calling!

sikpuppyonglory
28-11-2006, 04:54 PM
rodeo joe hey? well as long as you can stay on ya bike longer than 8 sec's i guess the name can be legit.

great read there quintin. keep it up :)

Oddjob
29-11-2006, 04:08 PM
14: Tell us about your almighty single speed Santa Cruz V10 project:

I’m the kind of person that likes to simplify things as much as possible in my own way to try and be more efficient. I hate over complicated things. I also like to do things a little different as most of my mates know. For a while now I had been thinking that I can never get the gears right when I ride and I really hate it when my derailleur sometimes works and other times doesn’t. I thought that id try single speed to save myself the hassle and hopefully gain some benefits in other areas. So far it’s pretty damn good. I really like it and it’s proven to be so good so far that I’m going to keep it and try and race with it next year.



How many linkages, subframes, bearings and bolts does a V10 have? :p

Great read. Probably the funniest since POSM but you Yup boys are a bit funny...

Quintin
29-11-2006, 06:24 PM
How many linkages, subframes, bearings and bolts does a V10 have? :p

how much more simple than first place can you get ?

1

;)

cheers though... thanks everyone for the comments.

tu plang
29-11-2006, 06:53 PM
How many linkages, subframes, bearings and bolts does a V10 have? :p

Great read. Probably the funniest since POSM but you Yup boys are a bit funny...

as many as any four bar linkage. ;)

good read quintin, im still looking for that photo you sent me, it'd be a great addition to the thread :p

Quintin
30-11-2006, 11:26 AM
hmm... no idea what ur talking about there benny.

sox
03-12-2006, 01:44 PM
Good one Quintin,top read very funny. The 30 footer was lonely in your absence this weekend in Coffs:confused: !cheers :cool: .