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demo man
05-02-2007, 11:13 PM
yeah yeah - I know it's a few hours late. Some simple file confusion was at fault this time. But hey - it was definately worth the wait, because tonight I have great pleasure in announcing this guy as our spolighted Farker of the week. He's been prowling around these parts for as long as I can remember. He told me he was a bit embarressed by this, so be gentle :p

So, meet Nicho.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/demo_man/unknown-3.jpg

Who are you (name, bikes you ride, age, etc.)?
Mon nom c’est le roi dagobert qui met sa culotte a l’envers…
No Seriously my name is Nicholas I'm 26 years old, ride a NICOLAI UFO ST for dh , a NICOLAI BMXTB for 4x and dj etc, and finally to come an 07 NPJ EASTBEAST for all street and dj abuse.
I have a bachelor of business from a french college. Only date exotic women and ride exotic bikes heheheh.

When and why did you become a member of Farkin?
OH dear better look at my profile for that…. Ok may 2004 it was. If i remember correctly it was when i ran away from France and searched politcal asylum in australia as i have a heavy record in organ smuggling. Johnny then took me under his wing and fought my case as i was the first french he knew that hadn t surrendered ( but i still love cheese).
On a serious note though it was during my last year of studies and i did my final year thesis while doing my internship at St george bank in the homeloan department….boring huh the smuggling story is more interesting..
So St george bored the living hell out of me and i had just gotten out of a sinus infection so was looking at getting back into fitness with a sport that i always loved.
Hooked for a couple of street rides on my huge bullit with monster ts and some local riders took me to some local races and i was hooked from then on as i had never really raced downhill before.

What made you choose that username?
Pretty obvious and lack of shift111 omgzors knowledge to make up a funky name.

Is it true that you’re French?
Oh yes it is. Those that have met me probably couldn't pick any accent but i am born in Paris and have lived and grown up there until the age of 23.
Mother is aussie but father is the real french guy (he even owns a wine shop in paris) can t get more french than that.
To give you an example while growing up and coming to australia for summer holidays (which was wimter realistically) i just couldn t grasp the concept of walking bear feet on the street or let alone wear a jacket and gloves on a warm winter morning in Sydney.
Quite frankly i do have withdrawal symptoms and often wake up the middle of nights craving some cheese fondu, or snails….
Anyway yeah i have two passports…francais et australien.

Do you have a hero? If so, who, if not, why not?
My hero or heroes are the people around me that would do anything for me to have a better life than they did. To narrow it down i think of my dad and my grandfathers. My grandfathers for having to fight a world war just for a freedom and democracy in their respective countries. it’s always pretty hard listening to my french grandpa telling me to go and vote as that's what he fought for, and a better future for all us. And my father for doing his best for my well being. Yes i grew up a only child with divorced parents but i think family is what i cherish the most.
Ah dear all this is just the wog in me…..
On the mountain bike side of things, I have a massive respect for Nicolas Vouilloz as he was my racing legend at the time i started mtb, but on a national level i would say that i m pretty impressed by robbie mc naughton s involvement and dedication (and business mind too haha). I have met Dudes like gary Fischer while volunteering at the olympics games in 2000 which was quite amazing. Last year at the Eurobike i met Tarek rasouli who does a lot for the sport Worldwide and in Europe. The guy is now paraplegic from a mountain bike accident and he absolutely lives mtb and does a lot for up coming riders.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/demo_man/unknown.jpg

What’s your favorite section of Farkin and why?
I’d have to say my favourite section would have to be post your ride. I love because you see some truely tasty builds out there and some great inspiration.
Besides i love seeing some of the products i send to remote shops all around australia and new zealand and find them posted on farkin's post your ride section.
I love the parts and stuff section for the amazing amount of bullshit that is sprayed by members who's mates dad’s snapped his bar end while riding to work and absolutely spreading bullshit on the net.


What is your job, and the most interesting thing about
it?
Well at the moment i’m fully invested in ROULER IMPORTS. It is a project that started about a year ago now. Rouler imports is the result of a combination of hating my office job at the time and feeling of wasting my time, being enfatuated by bikes and meeting the right people at the right time.
When i started the company the most exciting thing about it was getting people to buy my products but as time goes i found a deep interest in helping out up and coming riders to get to an international level (thinking of our NPJ riders samuel gardner and ashley grundy). I really enjoy being part of their ascension in the sport and i plan on doing a lot more for them in the future (such as finding them international sponsors along with the ones they currently have (sic usa and NPJ).
Once in a while i get a real kick when someone congratulates me for doing the right thing in the industry and that really makes me want to work harder and bring more things into australia (i have so many ideas i want to exploit).

So how long have you been ridding and why did you
start?
One mild day after eating cheese and surrending the knife to my best mate we realized we had run out of bread so it was a race to who could get the fastest to the local boulanger(baker) to get a baguette with our beret on.
In 92 my best mate had just gotten a cool lapierre dual suspension, i used to be in bikes but only with the purpose of going to mates places as i grew up in the country and everything was far away. Anyway we used to do massive cross country rides and the love grew. I got my first real mtb which was a full chromo Sunn Bicycle with full lx equipment but no suspensions and the upgrades started from there. Soon enough we discovered that what we loved most about out rides was single tracks and downhills but never acted upon it as our country side wasn't all that hilly. So

Long trail rides in the wilderness or short stints on your local trails?
I used to love long trail rides and admitedly i would love to give those massive enduro races in Europe a shot but i think i enjoy having more fun jumping stuff and being on my dh bike. So for the last few years it s been about the local trails(dh and dj in fact)

Ford or Holden?
BUGGER THAT ! They both suck. I'm all for germans cars. Once you drive a porsche carrera 4 gts you don't see anything else on the roads.

Whole Milk or lite?
Never noticed the difference. I prefer cheese. I'm a heavy milk drinker and i don't really care what it is.

Last time you were approached by the police?
Fined speeding coming back from stromlo towing a massive trailer with about 10 bikes in the back of it….aaarrrggggghhhh

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/demo_man/unknown-2.jpg
- I assume this photo is from one of the legendary Sydney night street rides. [DM]

Best and worst MTB moments?
Lets start by the worst :
Dislocated ankle in paris while doing a manual after installing a brand new hayes brake that hadn t bedded in. Going to work on a downhill in middle of paris and ksnap and we’re talking foot being completely facing the opposite direction. Worst part was putting it back together no drugs. Drugs are good when hurtin..

Best moment on mtb:
Every single time i get on my bike with a good bunch of blokes on any given race events or roaming the streets.
Oh yeah i remember that day vividly when i was in san francisco when i was 18 doing this tour on a hired specialized bike on my own riding over the golden gate bridge until the cranks snapped…. Bloody specialized. So much fun none the less.


Were you surprised when Graves won the Champs last week? Who did you expect to win and why?
To be honest during race run for the elites i was passed out in the car listening to classical trying to sleep off my crash as for those who remember i crashed heavily over the rock jump. But the result doesn't surprise me as Jared is an amazing rider to watch but in my opinion if Sam and Nathan hadn't crashed the cards would have been dealt differently. I really expected Sam to win. For some reason he never ceases to impress me.

How do you see the Aussie mountain bike scene changing in the future?
Well being a bit in the know from friends here and there, as far as NSW and DH is concerned i think we will reach an amazing level of organizations for these state series. I know the guys are gearing up to have a dialled series.
I can honestly say that there is an outcry from all the dirt and street riders for more underground competitions to be held for them to shine which is why we see all our good street/dirt riders heavily represent Australia all around the globe with an amazing style.
I’m working on it..
As far as 4x is concerned i think AMX (robbie and glen jacobs) are contributing in a huge way and are promoting this event which as a lot to show for.
I would love to see dual slalom reappear again on a side note.

When will you stop riding, and why?
The day i get too fat from eating cheese.

Who would you like to hunt down with a paintball gun?
Jean marie lepen, George w. , johnny(he’ll be back sooner than you think) Bets already are on 2years, and finally goats/cows to make more cheese.

Who would you love to see on a Nicolai?
Hahahaha that s way too easy :
Mr lahar, no skid marks, Sam hill, Nicolas Vouilloz.



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/demo_man/unknown-1.jpg

Thanks Nicho - you're a top bloke


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ajay
05-02-2007, 11:24 PM
Ahh good read Nicho, you should come down to Melbs more and bring a herd of those exotic women!:)

tu plang
05-02-2007, 11:25 PM
what a show off :p

Ruckus_Lord
05-02-2007, 11:26 PM
Is it true that you’re French?
Oh yes it is. Those that have met me probably couldn't pick any accent but i am born in Paris and have lived and grown up there until the age of 23.

It's perfectly normal to be in denial.

Very good read, Top bloke, Does to much more for the MTB community than importing, Ironic that a frenchman is doing so much for Australia huh?

Once again, Great bloke, Great read. Love you long time.


PS. Nice macho man picture.:p

Rik
05-02-2007, 11:26 PM
Ahahah, great read. How long until you're talking to the Nicolai blokes about getting a GBoxx with reverse gears? :D

juzzo
05-02-2007, 11:32 PM
great read, that bottom picture reminds of Napoleon Dynamite for some reason

NH_
05-02-2007, 11:58 PM
haha cant pick that french accent eh, good job!

CAB
06-02-2007, 12:08 AM
That was great haha

*morison*
06-02-2007, 07:46 AM
the first bit you wrote in french there translate's too

"My name it is the king dagobert who puts his breeches has back"


anyway man nice read and i am so jelous of your bikes.

Dozer
06-02-2007, 07:47 AM
When I opened the first pic I was expecting to see some madman doing cutties in the snow.......how disappointed I was.;)
Great interview. It is good to know we have some cool people like Nicho looking after our possible next bike sale.:D

|Matt|
06-02-2007, 08:15 AM
Wow, you really love cheese huh?

chie
06-02-2007, 08:23 AM
Nice interview, good to hear how you arrived at importing bikes

toodles
06-02-2007, 09:02 AM
Cheese eatin' surrender monkey!

Someone had to say it. Nice read there from a top bloke.

scblack
06-02-2007, 09:04 AM
Good read Nicho.

Surprised to hear a French dude not mention wine once. But then, we Australians do make the best wines. ;)

Big_Al
06-02-2007, 09:09 AM
golly gosh
i never even thought you would be french...
people will be shouting something different at races now......

Tristan23
06-02-2007, 10:51 AM
I think Demo Man summed it up pretty well at the end there.."Top Bloke".

You do a shitload for us man, and im looking forward to upcoming street/dj events you've got planned;) .

Good luck for the future Nicho, remember to have fun (as you always do) and if the cheese is so good over there, why not think about importing some of it into Aus as well...?

Tristan

RCOH
06-02-2007, 02:19 PM
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

ronald mcdonald
06-02-2007, 05:57 PM
Good read Nicho.

Surprised to hear a French dude not mention wine once. But then, we Australians do make the best wines. ;)

well he kinda did mention wine. but i think he mentioned cheese more than anything.
anyway still a top bloke:p
how bout that last pic. that your girl nicho?

nucleon hawke
06-02-2007, 06:31 PM
Haha good read, i knew Nicho had to be interviewed sometime. Wow hes french? i just thought he liked talking jiberish whle eating frogs legs :rolleyes: , nah hes a good bloke

benji boy
06-02-2007, 06:41 PM
whats with all the cheese never seen you eat one bit of it??

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/687/imgp1021du5.jpg

this was nicho when he first arrive at the local dj's or shal i say dirt patch and to think back now i dont know what they would look like with out his imput.... then he went on to some sick tricks Yo!

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5351/pict0064eb7.jpg


haha good block and is a great help..keep on doin what your doin.

benji

sockman
06-02-2007, 06:41 PM
ahhhhh weeee weeeee nicho, are you sure about that accent you frenchie?

top bloke, and a top read as usual demo man:D

PS: French much?

|Matt|
06-02-2007, 06:47 PM
french-much? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWoS4nKOSwc)

Gudsell
06-02-2007, 07:11 PM
Damn good read, Nicho you sound like a hell of a bloke and your doing so much for Aus mtb, keep fighting the good fight!

nicho
06-02-2007, 10:26 PM
Thanks a lot guys for the comments. To be honest i didn t think i would get so many responses.
Thanks a lot.

Man that chopper reed gives french lessons is fucken hilarious.

Nicho

mpdowling
06-02-2007, 10:44 PM
That chick is HOT! haha. :) (no one had made a big enough comment about it :p )

Great read, hopefully will meet you properlly some time. :)

Rik
06-02-2007, 10:47 PM
(no one had made a big enough comment about it :p )It's not his sister, therefore we're not interested ;)

tu plang
06-02-2007, 10:48 PM
It's not his sister, therefore we're not interested ;)

oh well that explains it all, rik has a sister fetish. didn't have any of your own eh? ;)

juzzo
06-02-2007, 11:16 PM
french-much? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWoS4nKOSwc)

hahaha i was waiting for that one

away
07-02-2007, 05:11 AM
Hmmm, Monster T's, Super wides and a full face on city rides. Only the French could do that and get away with it!

Sound like a good bloke.....bloody wogs and their white flags! ;)

No Skid Marks
07-02-2007, 08:47 AM
Bit Cheesy but a fun read.
Get me the old school Nicholay either the Rohloff one or the one in the pic in white.
You must mis the white stuff.

Jordy
07-02-2007, 09:28 AM
good shit

Grunday is just off at the Doctors getting his cast off now. then off to the skatepark we go.

Cave Dweller
07-02-2007, 09:35 AM
Nicho's a top bloke.

nicho
07-02-2007, 04:11 PM
Shit i think i m gonna be more controversial from now on hehe:D

The girl is an ex from france hehe.
There s no way i ll publicly display my current girl friend on Farkin hehe.
Tu plang will try and make a move.

Thanks for the words guys.

nicho

Dozer
07-02-2007, 04:20 PM
There s no way i ll publicly display my current girl friend on Farkin hehe.

nicho

I think we might make it a rule from now on that each person who is interviewed has to show pictures of their other half or they will be flamed.

You can go first Nicho......:rolleyes:

nicho
07-02-2007, 04:25 PM
I m pretty sure in every single photo in my interview i m shown withmy other halves at the time lol... bike/lady..

does that count?

nicho

djdom
07-02-2007, 05:01 PM
Shit i think i m gonna be more controversial from now on hehe:D

The girl is an ex from france hehe.
There s no way i ll publicly display my current girl friend on Farkin hehe.
Tu plang will try and make a move.

Thanks for the words guys.

nicho

i swear that is a photo shop! look at her hand:p nice read:)

ronald mcdonald
07-02-2007, 05:47 PM
Shit i think i m gonna be more controversial from now on hehe:D

The girl is an ex from france hehe.
There s no way i ll publicly display my current girl friend on Farkin hehe.
Tu plang will try and make a move.

Thanks for the words guys.

nicho

haha if your current girl is as hot as she is i think we'll all try to make a move.
Nicho mate can you hook me up with all your ex's from now on!:p

Elliot.

nicho
07-02-2007, 06:27 PM
Ok well,

let s turn this thread into "meet nicho and his girls"
Please don t get the wrong idea. I like to seduce and none of these girls got hurt in the process.;)

ok so here s a few:

http://homepage.mac.com/ozzemale/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-03-31%2013.57.16%20-0800/Image-90DA3AEE835D11D8.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/ozzemale/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-03-23%2002.52.46%20-0800/Image-8A1B7D9C7CB711D8.jpg

Me with mariella marzocchi girl.!!!!!
http://homepage.mac.com/ozzemale/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2006-09-04%2019.48.29%20-0700/Image-17CDCE6E3C8811DB.jpg
http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=59180&stc=1&d=1170833067
http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=59181&stc=1&d=1170833067


Ooopppss that one sneaked through. I thought i d put it up before squid did.. Good old simo from Sram. top guy. that guy works magic on your forks.. ...
http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=59178&stc=1&d=1170833067

ronald mcdonald
07-02-2007, 06:28 PM
haha thats mad.
Nicho you playa.

Gudsell
07-02-2007, 06:34 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/ozzemale/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2006-09-04%2019.48.29%20-0700/Image-17CDCE6E3C8811DB.jpg
Real or fake?:p

nicho
07-02-2007, 06:35 PM
Amazingly Mariella Italian carries real jugs...
So friendly...

nicho

Gudsell
07-02-2007, 06:40 PM
Amazingly Mariella Italian carries real jugs...
So friendly...

nicho
Damn!!!!!! I think I need to come out of Tassie.. the only hot thing down here is Sam G!(Apparently anyways)

Ruckus_Lord
07-02-2007, 06:48 PM
Ooopppss that one sneaked through. I thought i d put it up before squid did.. Good old simo from Sram. top guy. that guy works magic on your forks.. ...


That's not the only thing he worked his magic on, If you get my drift. You got it right?

Damn!!!!!! I think I need to come out of Tassie.. the only hot thing down here is Sam G!(Apparently anyways)

Yeah, Just ignore that 2nd head and he's a stunner.

No Skid Marks
07-02-2007, 07:13 PM
That's my fricken cousin with you after his hormone treatment and just before he got the cut n tuck.Tehy had to postpone the operation while he healed from something. Token LOL.

tu plang
07-02-2007, 07:18 PM
i wont make a move! i'm more than happy to pick up your dregs.

hey skiddie, whos parkbike is that - sick colour.

No Skid Marks
07-02-2007, 08:13 PM
It's just one in stock.

Mo
07-02-2007, 08:22 PM
the cheese attracts zee ladiez.

chriscross
07-02-2007, 08:28 PM
awsome read looking forward to next week.

RCOH
07-02-2007, 09:05 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b221/rcoh/21479BPLooney-Tunes-Pepe-le-Pew-Pos.jpg

Jordy
07-02-2007, 10:44 PM
i wont make a move! i'm more than happy to pick up your dregs.



What ever happened to your sister anyway ?

Plow King
07-02-2007, 11:01 PM
Go Black panther!!

Dozer
08-02-2007, 07:48 AM
Geez Nicho, you get around!
I just love Marzocchi......they do everything right.;)

Cave Dweller
08-02-2007, 08:46 AM
http://homepage.mac.com/ozzemale/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2006-09-04%2019.48.29%20-0700/Image-17CDCE6E3C8811DB.jpg

Real or fake?:p

They are most definitely cubic zirconia’s

nicho
08-02-2007, 09:10 AM
Here s mariella for you guys.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hzwQIrmF8qo

Dozer
08-02-2007, 09:24 AM
Here s mariella for you guys.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hzwQIrmF8qo

:eek: :eek: Best MTF post ever! Marzocchi pride......stand up tall.;)

Oddjob
08-02-2007, 12:27 PM
So how do Australian women compare to French women in your opinion?

Great read and I'm pretty impressed that you gave up a secure pay cheque to live the dream; that takes balls. You sure you're French?

nicho
08-02-2007, 07:03 PM
So how do Australian women compare to French women in your opinion?

Great read and I'm pretty impressed that you gave up a secure pay cheque to live the dream; that takes balls. You sure you're French?

yeah thanks man! it s not always easy but i love it, it s a lot of fun. the job that is.

as for the ladies i sure can give you a lot of comparisons between french and aussie women however you do have to remember that i am french and my standards are somewhat snobbish hahahaha.

Quite frankly i prefer women from complete different countries.
My current girl friend is half russian half bangladeshi
my previous one was aussie but nothing serious
the one before that was german
the one before that was aussie but both parents were from irak so with an iraky upbringing.
before that french morocan etc etc ...

list goes on

edit: i had a list but i was getting way to particular and stereotypish....

so yeah Love classy woman with a touch of crazyness.

nicho

benji boy
08-02-2007, 07:28 PM
pitty for them you are hurt every race you are at....:rolleyes: i dont need to explain the trip you will remember what you said.;)

Binaural
08-02-2007, 07:37 PM
Nicho wins the babe count in a MTF thread by a factor too high to compute! Nice one mate, good writeup :)

Drizz
09-02-2007, 08:57 AM
Me with mariella marzocchi girl.!!!!!
http://homepage.mac.com/ozzemale/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2006-09-04%2019.48.29%20-0700/Image-17CDCE6E3C8811DB.jpg

Nice pair on the rack. (66s and 888s of course :p )

Good read Nicho, I think you set a new benchmark for MTF.

entombed
12-02-2007, 02:04 PM
Well all this talk of cheese,
chesee this cheese that pfffttt...

Took him out for a schnitzel last night and he couldn't even finish the cheese on the top of it.

Ruckus_Lord
12-02-2007, 04:59 PM
Well all this talk of cheese,
chesee this cheese that pfffttt...

Took him out for a schnitzel last night and he couldn't even finish the cheese on the top of it.

Frenchmen can't handle their schnitzel.

kizza01
12-02-2007, 05:00 PM
Well all this talk of cheese,
chesee this cheese that pfffttt...

Took him out for a schnitzel last night and he couldn't even finish the cheese on the top of it.

Yeah, granted you did take him to the Earl, and his parmy did have the pineapple, all that shit on top would turn anyone off :D

Pepper sauce is standard.

treggs
12-02-2007, 06:23 PM
Shoulda made him do the bulls bollocks... Schnity with meatballs on top :D

entombed
12-02-2007, 06:28 PM
Either way pepper sauce is the piss weak option...:D

nicho
12-02-2007, 07:21 PM
dude.... that was f off huge.... still digesting it ...

|Matt|
12-02-2007, 07:23 PM
dude.... that was f off huge.... still digesting it ...

Fuck me thats massive. How much was that :eek: ?

Ruckus_Lord
12-02-2007, 07:35 PM
Biggest. Schitzal. Ever.

mtbmamma
12-02-2007, 07:54 PM
dude.... that was f off huge.... still digesting it ...

Where do you get a Schnitzel with all that on top, it's massive!!!! No wonder you couldn't eat it Nicho.:eek:

Squidly Didly
12-02-2007, 07:58 PM
Where do you get a Schnitzel with all that on top, it's massive!!!! No wonder you couldn't eat it Nicho.:eek:
I'm up for the challenge!

Where and when Fricco?

treggs
12-02-2007, 09:15 PM
I'm up for the challenge!

Where and when Fricco?

Earl of Leicester in Parkside Adelaide. Even the feminine ones are huge. Local rules are you have to complete a big one before you can opt for a feminine. That way you have earn't the right to bag others :D

[mildly amusing story]
Took a mate a while ago and when he was given the snity he made a comment along the lines " that's friggin huge!!". The chef was within ear shot, looked over and said " Toughen up princess I can still see plate" :eek::eek::eek:
[/mildly amusing story]

Rik
12-02-2007, 09:24 PM
The real question begs... are they pre-prepared and frozen, or is it the real deal with fresh meat and cooking?
'cause an ugly figure you mightn't want to know is, the frozen ones you get are <%50 meat :eek:

Quintin
28-03-2007, 04:20 PM
what a show off :p

i was going to say the same thing - its hard to believ after reading all this that he was 'embarrassed'!!!

haha looking hot nicho... is that your sister?

DH_Freak
28-03-2007, 07:38 PM
good stuff!!! nicho your a top bloke.

nicho
31-03-2007, 07:21 PM
i was going to say the same thing - its hard to believ after reading all this that he was 'embarrassed'!!!

haha looking hot nicho... is that your sister?


hahah I wish so i could perv on her hahahaha. (joking people)
Na only child.

Yeah i was a bit embarrased but then it was a case of, oh well who gives a shit.

Nicho


again thanks for comments.

Sutek
08-05-2007, 08:48 PM
Nicho,

Good to meet you at BA today. Squid told me you were an ugly fucker, ain't that the pot calling the kettle black;)

Good interview and congrats in the business too.

Cheers
Slutek/Norco