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Dozer
04-09-2007, 10:48 AM
Well, here we are again! I've been slack I know (also very busy!) but I have some interesting members coming up soon.
This time around we are introduced to Udi. You've all had a technical question answered by him somewhere along the line and as you'll read, he is a funny character. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Udi!

Who are you?
I’m Udi, full time forum whorer, qualified sandbagger, and part time body builder.

The prize collector (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/dhdozer/untitled2.jpg)
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/dhdozer/untitled2.jpg

What inspired you to join Farkin?
I stumbled across it on a late night alone back in ‘03 and thought it might be what I was after. Boy was I wrong.

Did someone already use that line? Dammit, these interviews got lame about 36 of them ago.

What riding styles do you partake in?
Mostly DH, I suck at dirt jumping and street – although would like to hit jumps more. When I’m not riding DH I’ll be doing some XC, at the BMX track, or doing cutties on neighborhood lawns. One time an old grandpa had a go at me for doing cutties in the park because I was stopping the grass from growing, until I pointed out that we had been in a drought for 6 months.

Airtime (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/dhdozer/untitled1.jpg)
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/dhdozer/untitled1.jpg

Tell us about your first downhill experience.
I’d just picked up a real downhill bike and had met a few kids at the local bike shop if you could call it that (SDV bikes for the old Brissy locals – “dodgy” Al helped me out a heap; and probably for all the wrong reasons, was the best guy I’ve met in the bike industry). Anyway, I got dragged into my first afternoon of shuttles at a local track (local in Brisbane means legal of course) with not much idea of what to expect. I had a smelly full face that was tossed to me for free and let’s just say I was pretty thankful for it afterwards. The first run I must have crashed at least five times, but enjoyed it enough that I wanted to do it again… second run I ended up sideways wedged between my bike and a fallen tree, knocked out for a few seconds… I think there were more places on my body without skin than with that day, but after the horrible shower that followed it I knew I had to try it again.

If you could build a dream bike, what spec would it be?
I guess I’ve already built it (then again, I said that for the last four DH bikes I owned too), most of you would have seen it in post your ride.

I’ve also got a P3 for mucking around on, but it always gets robbed for parts when I bust something on the downhill bike – so that explains why I suck at dirt jumping even though I have a bike for it. Thankfully it’s in one piece now so I haven’t got an excuse.

Best and worst riding moments?
Riding moments are all good…. broken bones mend themselves unlike broken frames!

What are the highlights of your racing career? (Apart from the prizesJ)
I don’t like how you say apart from the prizes, because here in QLD that’s the best part. 20” BMX tubes, bottle holders, even sweatbands… all must-have’s for any serious DH racer…

How do you see the Aussie mountain bike scene changing in the future?
In terms of riders, I think it’s just going to keep growing at a steady rate – as bikes get better and cheaper and drugs start costing more and more.

On a more political note, I think the local industry will realize (in case it hasn’t already…) that the overseas market is quickly taking over, and will have to make some changes to the way things are done if they are going to hang onto their customers. I’m sure it can and will happen, I guess it’s just a matter of time.

What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
Non bike related?
I guess I haven’t done anything too dumb thankfully… back in high school I once threw a hot pie at a friend’s face with a teacher watching. He squirted half his water bottle on my pie which he thought was relatively hilarious (unfortunately I’m pretty passionate about food – eating it anyway)… so after a chase I had him cornered against a wall, but then the teacher walked out. So I looked at her, and then the pie, and then him… and suddenly it all made sense. There was an outline of his face on the wall for months after that, I got busted of course but it was totally worth it.

Bike related?
I’ve told this one before, but anyway…
About 4 years ago now, I’d made some nice fork guards for my inverted fork, and needed a 2mm hole near the bottom of the dropout to mount it to. So I drilled a nice neat hole, leaning down at eye level with the dropout/drill to keep it accurate… not knowing the oil cavity went past the bottom of the stanchion into the dropout. Pulled the drill out of the hole, and bam... 300ml of fork oil straight into my open mouth and eyes. For anyone that’s smelt the silkolene/motul oil bottles and thought “damn that smells good, I wonder how it tastes?” – Well I would say that it’s an acquired taste.

What does your life entail away from bikes?
I like unicorns, flowers, and long walks on the beach…

A very well known member of Farkin works for you…….
Yes, a certain Quintin Humphreys on here works for me in the IT field on a part time basis. He is generally a solid worker but occasionally spends too much time on farkin so I have to smack him into line. I’m looking into blocking farkin at work to increase productivity, and maybe just keeping it for myself.

You ride some quality tracks in the Australian summer…….
Yeah been to Buller twice now… last summer I did a road trip with Toodles down the east cost and managed to ride a heap of cool tracks and meet a heap of farkiners. Most people on here are actually pretty cool in real life – except Ryan, he’s as short and angry in real life as he is online. I also found out that S. can actually ride a bike at a reasonable pace. A big thanks to everyone we met for being so hospitable though… really enjoyed it, and we’re hoping to do it again next year – hopefully with a few more people.

Pinning (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/dhdozer/untitled.jpg)
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/dhdozer/untitled.jpg

You are part of the regular Yup invasion brigade traveling to Mt Coramba in Coffs Harbour. What does that track need to be better?
More terrain with a positive gradient perhaps?

Are you traveling to Canberra for the World Champs in 2009?
Maybe… drunk cheering with the Brissy crew at the nats round there was great but I came home with more dirt inside me than any day out riding, it’s a serious dustbowl! Hopefully something will have grown there by 2009…

Are you spending time with a special someone? (Apart from your riding buddies J)
Yeah I’ve been hanging out with a particularly lovely lady lately but unfortunately have no idea which way things are going with her at the moment. It’s so hard to tell! I think girls are more difficult than rebuilding rear shocks… with a blindfold on, and without vice grips. Wait, you don’t use vice grips on shocks?

Clips or flats?
Flats. Personally I’m not out to convince anyone, I reckon ride what you’re used to and stick with it.

Do you think riding along a flat asphalt road with a head wind is a good way to spend your free time?
Couldn’t think of anything I’d rather more.

Except maybe stabbing myself in the face with a blunt screwdriver?
Just not for me I guess. But talk to tu plang, I hear he’s into that stuff.

What are your three favorite movies?
The Butterfly Effect, Fight Club, Crank? Not sure about the last one, it was fun but had a horrible ending. I guess I like movies that are easy to watch though… if I wanted to think, I’d be doing something else! Oh, Harold and Kumar too – classic, can’t wait for the sequel (and hopefully it won’t suck like sequels typically do).

You are quite skilled in the technical side of bike parts. Did that skill come from genuine knowledge or spending countless hours pulling things apart with Toodles and trying to figure out which bit goes where?
Genuine knowledge of course, Toodles doesn’t know anything – especially when it comes to loctiting pivot bolts. He does know a thing or two about drinking while wrenching though, and tells me I’ve still got a lot to learn on that front.

Seriously though, lots of trial and error (years back now, thankfully). There’s only one way to learn how to do stuff and that’s to buy a couple tools, rig up the rest, and pull stuff apart!

If you were in a New World Disorder movie, where would you be riding, what song would be playing and what riding skills would be on display?
Well technically I wouldn’t be riding, but I’d certainly be standing with my bike in full riding attire atop a massive drop somewhere in Canada. Something real heavy would be playing, and I would have on a huge fullface, sunglasses, and a tight singlet to expose my manly physique (anyone who’s met me knows I’m a pretty tough guy).

I’d proceed to stay standing atop the massive drop, and then the camera would cut to something else, and then cut back to me skidding down a really long dusty hill… the kind we just don’t get in oz. I love NWD, can’t wait for the next one to come out!

Tell us a joke……
The 2009 Downhill World Championships in Canberra…



There we go! The huge man has spoken! Make sure you say G'day to Udi if you ever get the chance. His conversation content is very inspiring!

binner
04-09-2007, 11:08 AM
good read there young fella, I must admit Udi always comes good with the tech Q's I throw at him every now and then. But sometimes he does go overboard.....;) ooohhh and he hates it when you sneeze and blow snot all down the back of his neck....

fallboy
04-09-2007, 11:18 AM
Are you spending time with a special someone? (Apart from your riding buddies J)
Yeah I’ve been hanging out with a particularly lovely lady lately but unfortunately have no idea which way things are going with her at the moment. It’s so hard to tell! I think girls are more difficult than rebuilding rear shocks… with a blindfold on, and without vice grips. Wait, you don’t use vice grips on shocks?





Just like a back shock. Both need good lube and both of them feel crappy when they are full of sand.............


I will leave the bit out about both of them taking big impacts from the rear.........

Quintin
04-09-2007, 11:45 AM
Clips or flats?
Flats. Personally I’m not out to convince anyone, I reckon ride what you’re used to and stick with it.


stick with it? ive seen videos of you buddy, your feet dont stick anywhere. maybe its time you try clips??

keepin it bodishatva, gangsta

Juls
04-09-2007, 11:54 AM
This guy is one cool mofo..
looks after his bikes like they are endangered species,
rides them like they can't break,
and spends every cent he has on bikes and goes hungry for it..

ultimate MTB Whorebag..

toodles
04-09-2007, 11:59 AM
Wait, you don’t use vice grips on shocks?

:confused:

Pipe wrenches work better IMO.

Binaural
04-09-2007, 12:01 PM
Reliably one of the best tech guys on Farkin, and a top bloke too. Great read!

johnny
04-09-2007, 01:35 PM
I like to call him/her trUDI.

You're seeing a girl? When did you and Toodles break up??!!

Mo
04-09-2007, 02:20 PM
he is a semi-legend status to me.
i wonder if he can revered?

binner
04-09-2007, 02:48 PM
I like to call him/her trUDI.

You're seeing a girl? When did you and Toodles break up??!!

Bahhhhhh hahhhhhhhh ...ohh Johhny I just blew nose bubbles then (damn flu )

thats gold :D

siz
04-09-2007, 03:49 PM
Before i die......:eek:

Great reading there you funny man.

Ryan
04-09-2007, 05:44 PM
Hahahaha, hilarious anecdote dude!

One time an old grandpa had a go at me for doing cutties in the park because I was stopping the grass from growing, until I pointed out that we had been in a drought for 6 months.

You sure told him, what a straight up gangsta.

sox
04-09-2007, 07:19 PM
Top read and a great bloke to do runs with.And champion sandbagger!:D

sikpuppyonglory
04-09-2007, 08:28 PM
awesome read there udi, thank for interviewing him dozer.

but this is how udi babies his pimp ride:D

toodles
04-09-2007, 08:55 PM
he is a semi-legend status to me.
i wonder if he can revered?

You are aware he's not Caucasian right?

andy
04-09-2007, 09:27 PM
awesome read there udi, thank for interviewing him dozer.

but this is how udi babies his pimp ride:D


Yep, wouldn't like to huck his rig of the big step eh???

udi
04-09-2007, 10:59 PM
You are aware he's not Caucasian right?

damn porky, nor was buddha... you don't see anyone complaining about him!

anyway thanks for the kind words everyone (else) :o

siz
05-09-2007, 06:08 AM
Shit man, those elbow guards aint gonna do much!

Even lighter now huh!

toodles
05-09-2007, 07:46 AM
damn porky, nor was buddha... you don't see anyone complaining about him!

anyway thanks for the kind words everyone (else) :o

Ah you know I love ya man.... Just get a freakin alarm clock.

old4dy
05-09-2007, 08:31 AM
good reading its a pleasure to meet you UDI

thank you

jungle
05-09-2007, 01:33 PM
udi, you are a legend and not too bad a bloke either

great read

cheers

Quintin
05-09-2007, 02:35 PM
damn porky, nor was buddha... you don't see anyone complaining about him!

anyway thanks for the kind words everyone (else) :o

yeah but he was fat. everyone loves fat people. they are jolly. just look at tood for instance.

Quintin
05-09-2007, 02:59 PM
and anyway... who can forget these phases in udis life. he's gone thru some tough times.

http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=80874&stc=1&d=1188968290

http://forums.farkin.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=80875&stc=1&d=1188968290

but he a good man, cause he take care of his real family

Dozer
05-09-2007, 03:01 PM
Haha! Good picks Quint, very fitting!
Udi always tells me that he hates any uphill on a DH trail. He then contradicts all of that rubbish by building one of the lightest DH bikes in the country so he can manage the uphill's that he enjoys so much better!:p

fallboy
05-09-2007, 04:26 PM
Udi is tough.

His arm is so totally broken in that second picture and he isn't even wincing just focused on tha hoes.

brisneyland
05-09-2007, 09:45 PM
I heard he does unholy things to steerer tubes...

toodles
05-09-2007, 09:50 PM
I heard he does unholy things to steerer tubes...

He'll tell you he was young, silly and needed the money...

brisneyland
06-09-2007, 10:16 AM
He'll tell you he was young, silly and needed the money...

He told me he was just trying to de burr it.

Quintin
06-09-2007, 06:10 PM
I heard he does unholy things to steerer tubes...

nah wrong guy. the position udi makes when he jumps is nowhere near it. unless he's waiting for the steerer tube from the bike following?

Mo
13-09-2007, 12:29 PM
so i've a shrine for UDI at my place, and i have some incense sticks burning and a light.
i can feel the energy of the grandmaster flowing through me.
i feel like Blade.
ready to take on the world.

udi
13-09-2007, 12:32 PM
haha

how about some more food offerings and less incense, i'm starvin

eternalgorias
15-09-2007, 06:03 PM
Tell us a joke……
The 2009 Downhill World Championships in Canberra…

rofl. One of the funnier meet the farkers eps.

Oddjob
26-09-2007, 04:04 PM
As usual a good read. Its good to see that you actually ride your bike unlike some of the other technically minded members *ahem* Tu Plang *ahem*.

toodles
26-09-2007, 05:04 PM
As usual a good read. Its good to see that you actually ride your bike unlike some of the other technically minded members *ahem* Tu Plang *ahem*.

If you knew Tu Plang personally you wouldn't say that...

The technically minded bit I meant

Quintin
26-09-2007, 06:12 PM
If you knew Tu Plang personally you wouldn't say that...

The technically minded bit I meant
yes i wouldnt call him technically minded either...

last time tp rode a dh bike shimano were making a handlebar mounted DH timer.

jungle
27-09-2007, 08:37 AM
I heard he does unholy things to steerer tubes...

you could be right, come to think of it,
I know he doesn't run a topcap, bolt & starnut or headlock in his fork steerer tube
as well as saving weight for uphills, the steerer is always open for bar humping

sorry Udi but the steerer is open

fallboy
27-09-2007, 07:44 PM
you could be right, come to think of it,
I know he doesn't run a topcap, bolt & starnut or headlock in his fork steerer tube
as well as saving weight for uphills, the steerer is always open for bar humping

sorry Udi but the steerer is open

If the stereo types are true that is impossible. Maybe he just "steers" it up the eye.