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roasted
02-12-2007, 11:28 AM
http://delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071127/NEWS/711270347/1006/NEWS

Dover man claims disfigurement from mistake

By ESTEBAN PARRA, The News Journal Posted Tuesday, November 27, 2007

A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court.

During the procedure, the suit alleges doctors at Kent General Hospital improperly stapled the colon to the bladder instead of the rectal stump. This left the patient with diarrhea, as well as gas and liquid stool passing from his penis.

The man was taken to Christiana Hospital 12 days later to have the procedure corrected, but not until after much suffering and embarrassment as well as "disfigurement and disability," the suit claims. It also affected life at home with his wife, who also is suing the three doctors involved in the allegedly botched procedure, Surgical Associates P.A. and Bayhealth Medical Center Inc.

Bayhealth Medical and Surgical Associates, where the three doctors practice, declined to comment.

Dr. Scott D. Goldstein, director of colon and rectal surgery at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia, said he had not seen the suit and is not familiar with the specific case. He said this type of surgical error has been documented before, "but it should be rare as hen's teeth."

Goldstein said colostomy removals can be difficult and tedious procedures in which the bladder can get in the way. Adding to the difficulty, Goldstein said, are anatomical changes caused by the initial surgery.

"These structures are very close to one another," Goldstein said. "But it shouldn't happen. I can't say more than that."

In a colostomy, part of the colon is brought to the surface of the abdominal wall, leaving the patient with an opening called a stoma. After a colostomy, feces leave the body through the opening and are collected in a bag attached to the person's abdomen.

Not all colostomies are permanent. A temporary colostomy is used when part of the colon needs to heal, usually after surgery or trauma. Once the colon heals, the colostomy is reversed by reconnecting the two ends of the colon. This should return bowel function to normal.

But that's not what happened to the Dover man.

According to the lawsuit, he was admitted to Kent General Hospital on Oct. 19, 2005, complaining of abdominal pain. A few days later, one of the doctors named in the suit performed exploratory surgery and drained a suspected abdominal abscess.

But the patient continued to have pain and returned to the hospital a week after being discharged from the first surgery. Doctors performed a CT scan and diagnosed him with a condition that required a temporary colostomy.

The man returned three months later to have the colostomy reversed, a procedure that was performed by the other two doctors named in the suit and a physician assistant, according to the suit.

This is where the mistake occurred, the suit alleges.

"As a consequence of the error," the suit claims, "fecal matter and urine were mixed and diverted so that fecal matter entered the bladder and was discharged through the urethra and urine was discharged through the colon."

The man was admitted to Christiana Hospital nearly two weeks later, where doctors performed a temporary fix to allow the inflammation to go down. He returned to Christiana Hospital July 28, 2006, and Dec. 11, so that the problems could be permanently fixed.

He continues to suffer weakness, as well as injuries because of the multiple surgeries, according to the suit.

The Dover couple is asking for unspecified damages, as well as costs and interest.Quite possibly one of the more ridiculous pieces of botched surgery ever. Glad I'm not this guy.

daveproc
02-12-2007, 11:45 AM
Sucks to be him.

lebronmtb
02-12-2007, 11:47 AM
Lol he even farted through his penis, that would be incredibly funny, but does suck to be him

Air time erik
02-12-2007, 01:29 PM
you think that would ruin his sex life? hahahah

pinned--->
02-12-2007, 01:36 PM
I wonder if vomit comes out when he ejaculates.


That would be soooooooo bad. Poor fella.

J-ack
02-12-2007, 01:36 PM
:eek:

I'm never going to a doctor again. Ever.

mtb1611
02-12-2007, 05:20 PM
you think that would ruin his sex life? hahahah

Not if he was German.

Pete J
02-12-2007, 06:25 PM
Not if he was German.

Or he could make an interesting addition to the 2 girls 1 cup team....

sawtell
02-12-2007, 06:29 PM
Or he could make an interesting addition to the 2 girls 1 cup team....


hahaha i was trying to think of a whitty thing to say regarding that.

-Jordan-
02-12-2007, 06:30 PM
Or he could make an interesting addition to the 2 girls 1 cup team....

Argh.. right when I was eating too.

Never going to trust my 'friends' again after that one...

BLAKE-2234
02-12-2007, 06:31 PM
would of hated to have eaten a five cent peice or something else metallic during that period it would REALLY hurt

Tripper2
06-12-2007, 04:09 PM
The only thing slighltly funny about that is that he could fart through his penis. Except I wander if it would be controllable? I'd probably throw up everywhere if I pissed out all this brown stuff that smelt like poo, then realised it was poo. Would have sucked to be him.

Tripper2
06-12-2007, 04:10 PM
Or he could make an interesting addition to the 2 girls 1 cup team....

Ahhhh,
God that clip makes me feel sooo sick. Its dirt.

Disturbed.Rider
06-12-2007, 04:14 PM
actually, I like that clip....

Can't stop watching it.....










That's normal....right?

Customjimmy
07-12-2007, 08:13 AM
you wouldn't be game to eat solid food, would you?

Breaka
07-12-2007, 09:45 AM
During the procedure, the suit alleges doctors at Kent General Hospital

Hmmm. That's the problem right there.

ADAM!
07-12-2007, 11:14 AM
Ewwwww, that is all.

Bowlo
07-12-2007, 02:38 PM
Bahahaha I have been laughing for the last 15 minutes about a man farting through his penis. Probably one of the funniest things I have ever read haha.

Today in Speeeeeeech Day at school (most boring thing ever) my mate showed me a similar vid to 2g1c on his phone. It's like 2g1finger or somethin, not 100% sure though.

Ha, farting through your penis!

projectsplat
07-12-2007, 02:46 PM
hahaha i was trying to think of a whitty thing to say regarding that.

Argh.. right when I was eating too.

Never going to trust my 'friends' again after that one...

i only spotted that the other day. it was rank. thanks for reminding me. that is all.

PINT of Stella, mate!
17-12-2007, 09:16 PM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/taylorndt/thank-god-for-the-internet.png

heh heh heh. The only problem is that after putting this up on my facebook page, i've now got people (naive chicks mostly) asking what it's about...

cameron_15
17-12-2007, 09:55 PM
OMG Thats even funnier than this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVVEDDe9wPM&NR=1


ahahah the scary maze game