How do people become farkin administrators

[Tripper2]

I'm not saying I want to be a farkin administrator, or... One of the people you know are important because where it usually says "member, junior member or senior member". But I do think it would be pretty cool for a a non-existent reason... Maybe just being able to tease your mates about it =] And you could feel all important and stuff...

My question is though.

How does it all work? is it just if you put up an insane amount of nice, helpful... Humourous posts? or does something else happen, it confuses me greatly.

Seeing this is off topic discussion and my topic isnt really off topic so much, umm...

Who thinks Lynx deoderant is crap and that Rexona dry it better? Even though there are apparently particles in most of the "dry" deoderants that can give you cancer somehow?

I think its actually a pretty good question...

[flying high dh killer]

Because they have a penchant for banning kids like you.

[roasted]

A steady diet of crime.

[Tripper2]

Because they have a penchant for banning kids like you.

Can i ask what I did wrong?
Its a question thats not insulting anyone and i havent read anywhere that its a bad thing for me to ask?

If any of the Admins dont like it, hopefully they will tell me off and not ban me straight away, I will accept that...

Im not trying to be a mischevous little prick, its just an honest question...

[tu plang]

I'll give the kid some credit, he's one of few that thinks of an appropriate name.

[toodles]

Can i ask what I did wrong?
Its a question thats not insulting anyone and i havent read anywhere that its a bad thing for me to ask?

If any of the Admins dont like it, hopefully they will tell me off and not ban me straight away, I will accept that...

Im not trying to be a mischevous little prick, its just an honest question...

It's basically a bunch of nepotism... And under the counter deals... Shady stuff really.

[Tripper2]

It's basically a bunch of nepotism... And under the counter deals... Shady stuff really.

Explain this in a way I can understand?
Remember I am the guy who bought your 40's off you / young and not so good with big words like nepotism.

[Binaural]

It's basically a bunch of nepotism... And under the counter deals... Shady stuff really.

Rumour has it the application pack includes kneepads and a toothbrush

[tu plang]

Explain this in a way I can understand?
Remember I am the guy who bought your 40's off you / young and not so good with big words like nepotism.

Well, when you did what toodles told you not to tell your parents about, that was pretty much the first step to becoming a mod.

[Dan.]

Most of the mods/admins are the the original guys and got to know scott etc and thats how they got that status.

[mongoosedh]

I was told by Dozer that I had made myself a custom title by sticking out as being some who knows nothing, whether this is true or not, its going to stick with me. Lots of people get theirs from simply sticking out, being noticed. If you get noticed you get remembered.

[Ryan]

The only way to become an admin, is to kill an existing admin and eat his liver.

Since you've expressed an interest in the job and toodles already has your details, we're about to set out for your place with a lump of 2x4, a shovel, a ball-gag and a bag of lime to defend our jobs.

Times like this I really get a kick out of this line of work :D

[donthucktoflat]

from there on in it just get darker and seedier.

i heard a rumour that johnny had to perform unspeakable acts to the black iranian midget sailor that is scott in order to secure his place in the peckin order.

tu plang did the same.. but just cos he wanted to:eek::p;)

[flying high dh killer]

Explain this in a way I can understand?
Remember I am the guy who bought your 40's off you / young and not so good with big words like nepotism.

Nepotism means favoritism e.g. towards a relative.

[toodles]

tu plang did the same.. but just cos he wanted to:eek::p;)

Yeah we were gonna make toop a mod but all the sickening initiation stuff just made him excited so we ran out of ideas.

[Viv92]

EDIT: Wait I'm wrong

[Dicky]

First up, it's 'Farkistrator'. :D

Second, you're too young and not jaded enough.

Third, I like your sense of humour, and for the record, my girlfriend thinks Lynx makes me smell like a 14 year old.

Last, funniest thread tonight.

[Binaural]

The only way to become an admin, is to kill an existing admin and eat his liver.

Since you've expressed an interest in the job and toodles already has your details, we're about to set out for your place with a lump of 2x4, a shovel, a ball-gag and a bag of lime to defend our jobs.

Times like this I really get a kick out of this line of work :D

And so the union domination of the Farkin mod industry begins now that Labor is in power again...

[Tripper2]

Most of the mods/admins are the the original guys and got to know scott etc and thats how they got that status.

Out of all the explinations, that made the most sense.
Thank you =]

Tu Plang, i still didnt really understand yours. Kind of though =]

[Tripper2]

The only way to become an admin, is to kill an existing admin and eat his liver.

Since you've expressed an interest in the job and toodles already has your details, we're about to set out for your place with a lump of 2x4, a shovel, a ball-gag and a bag of lime to defend our jobs.

Times like this I really get a kick out of this line of work :D


Ahahha, thats funnier then why toodles chose his username in the MTF forum...

[wombat]

Scott killed my puppy.

He's too mean to apologise, so I got this gig as a means of anger release.

[bitterbro]

I don't think you want to know what happened to the last guy who asked this question. Don't think anyone ever heard from him again

[johnny]

from there on in it just get darker and seedier.

i heard a rumour that johnny had to perform unspeakable acts to the black iranian midget sailor that is scott in order to secure his place in the peckin order.That's crap. I killed him and now wear his skin.

Nah, to become a mod you just have to pay shit tins of money. Anyone wishing to fill out an application form, and pay the associated application costs, please send me your details and I will facilitate your application from then on.

[Tripper2]

First up, it's 'Farkistrator'. :D

Second, you're too young and not jaded enough.

Third, I like your sense of humour, and for the record, my girlfriend thinks Lynx makes me smell like a 14 year old.

Last, funniest thread tonight.

Firstly:
Should i change it to "how to become a farkistrator?" it sounds better =]
Secondly, if thats a word: jaded enough? whats that mean
Third: I also think Lynx's smell is too strong, its like rexona but way stronger, it hurts my sineses... Rexona is good but the downside is that it hurts when you try to put it on when you have a shirt on cos its like a frosty on your armpit =]
Fouthly - I know thats not a word: I am 14, but i dont use Lynx... i grew out of it cos i am almost 15... score..

[Tripper2]

I don't think you want to know what happened to the last guy who asked this question. Don't think anyone ever heard from him again

I dont understand?
Explain?
This thread is building faster then I can read and reply to posts =\

[Binaural]

Fouthly - I know thats not a word: I am 14, but i dont use Lynx... i grew out of it cos i am almost 15... score..

Continue staying away from it. Forget cancer, that shit causes celibacy.

[Tripper2]

Continue staying away from it. Forget cancer, that shit causes celibacy.


I really didnt think a thread involving choice in deoderant and how to become a farkistrator could involve so many words I dont understand, maybe instead of finding info about bikes on here in all my spare time should be spent reading the dictionary =]

Whats celibacy?

That's crap. I killed him and now wear his skin.

Nah, to become a mod you just have to pay shit tins of money. Anyone wishing to fill out an application form, and pay the associated application costs, please send me your details and I will facilitate your application from then on.

I CAN EVEN PUT 2 QUOTES IN ONE POST...

hahaha ok johnny... how much money is it?....... .... ...

[tu plang]

Tu Plang, i still didnt really understand yours. Kind of though =]

Toodles told you to say that didn't he? ;)

[bitterbro]

Whats celibacy?


When a man gives up his manly rights. Rumor has it, to become a mod you have to undergo 1 year of celibacy. When it's over, if your voice is low enough and you're still hairy, you're in

[mongoosedh]

Whats celibacy?

Ask Bowlo

Ten Char

[tu plang]

I also think Lynx's smell is too strong, its like rexona but way stronger, it hurts my sineses...

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season5/ConnecticutKyle.jpg

I ceen't eat that it meeks me geeeesy.

[PINT of Stella, mate!]

Seeing as the cabal who run this shindig were originally a splinter group of NAMBLA* I'd suggest joining that first, then using your membership there to build contacts. Once you're into the Farkin inner circle I hear it's all red cordial, Doritos and a masonic like secret influence on the western world. Quite handy that...




*That'd be The National Australian Marlon Brando Lookalike Association, of course ;)

[Tripper2]

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season5/ConnecticutKyle.jpg

I ceen't eat that it meeks me geeeesy.

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha
Thats almost the funniest thing Ive read/seen on here tonight...

Just before something else came to mind that i could add to this thread to make it more of an "off topic discussion" but i've forgotten... It was also a much better question then the deoderant one...

[Ryan]

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha
Thats almost the funniest thing Ive read/seen on here tonight...

Just before something else came to mind that i could add to this thread to make it more of an "off topic discussion" but i've forgotten... It was also a much better question then the deoderant one...

I just figured out that I know exactly who you are, down to the fact that the travel adjuster on the Shermans mounted on your old STP is busted. Worried yet? Best be sleeping with one eye open. Toodles and Ryan be defending their turf with extreme prejudice.

[Tripper2]

I just figured out that I know exactly who you are, down to the fact that the travel adjuster on the Shermans mounted on your old STP is busted. Worried yet? Best be sleeping with one eye open. Toodles and Ryan be defending their turf with extreme prejudice.

Woah...
I didnt know a post that had anything to do with those shermans mounted onto the STP would still be on here... Unless, I might have posted something up about the STP a few months back and you might have found it and... You might know that most shermans travel adjust screws up easily, so maybe its just a guess... Or maybe you know Ben with the V10... Hes the only guy that would have known something like that, unless of course i did actually post it up. Oh well, I no longer have that bike.

I cant sleep with one eye open so I might just not sleep and then I will probably be a grumpy boy tomorrow.
If you know exactly who I am you have to know a lil more, telling me that my old shermans were screwed still doesnt proove it =] Do you know anything about my new downhill bike? You cant cheat by looking in Post Your Ride either...

Cheers

[thecat]

I'm not saying I want to be a farkin administrator, or... One of the people you know are important because where it usually says "member, junior member or senior member". But I do think it would be pretty cool for a a non-existent reason... Maybe just being able to tease your mates about it =] And you could feel all important and stuff...


Anybody who thinks it would be cool as they could tease their friends about it and stuff should be banned for life

[MATTY TYLER]

too true thecat, being a Farkistrator isn't about the power, its about being there to help the little kiddies out when they take off their training wheels :p (who am i kidding, its about the power)

[Tripper2]

Anybody who thinks it would be cool as they could tease their friends about it and stuff should be banned for life

Hmm
Its not really teasing, it kind of is. But I mean that if I was a farkin admin, I could tell my mates that I was a farkin admin and they would respect it maybe? I wouldnt say something like "hahahaha, I'm a farkin admin, your not" cos I'm pretty damn sure having the role of being an admin is not to tease people about it. It would be more cool just because people who use farkin respect you a bit more maybe.

[tu plang]

Hmm
Its not really teasing, it kind of is. But I mean that if I was a farkin admin, I could tell my mates that I was a farkin admin and they would respect it maybe? I wouldnt say something like "hahahaha, I'm a farkin admin, your not" cos I'm pretty damn sure having the role of being an admin is not to tease people about it. It would be more cool just because people who use farkin respect you a bit more maybe.

You are looking for the wrong kind of respect in the wrong places. We can't help you.

[Tripper2]

You are looking for the wrong kind of respect in the wrong places. We can't help you.

I dont really wanna be a farkin admin. To me it would be too much responsibility. Also, dad hates it when I'm on farkin for ages, hes scared I will find a new "cheap" bike part =]

[Dug]

The only way to become an admin, is to kill an existing admin and eat his liver.

:D

Is it ok to fry it up with onions and gravy..... I hate raw liver.... If I do, do I have to become a mod... I just like Liver and onions......and I need to do what the voices tell me....... and authority just sucks.

Heh heh

:confused:What burn stuff:mad: No I can't :mad:you know what the doctor told us.....:mad::confused::mad::confused:



;)

[Dug]

I dont understand?
Explain?
This thread is building faster then I can read and reply to posts =\

Be like the rest of us just go for the ride