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PINT of Stella, mate!
14-01-2008, 11:03 AM
The following story's given me an idea for a thread.
courtesy of The Age
Man may lose arm after waving at girls
January 14, 2008 - 10:49AM
A 20-year-old man may lose his arm after it was partially severed as he waved out of a car window at two girls in Western Australia.
The man was a passenger in a Nissan utility that drove past two girls at a car wash in Bunbury, south of Perth, on Saturday night, police say.
"He put his arm out the window and waved at the girls as the Nissan made a right-hand turn at the intersection, and was struck by a Toyota Hi-Lux twin-cab vehicle," police said in a statement.
"His left arm was partially severed and doctors believe the limb may need to be amputated."
Police are calling for witnesses to the accident.
AAP
I know this is a pretty serious accident with life-changing consequences for the young lad in question but I just couldn't get the vision of some drunken track-suited bogan getting cut short as he's bugging a couple of random chicks with his mating call, out of my head.
Anyway, I thought I'd find out if everyone else's sense of humour is as inappropriate as mine. Have you ever had to bite your tongue after seeing a old lady slip on ice or had to stifle a giggle after watching a loud hyperactive toddler burst into tears after charging down a supermarket aisle and colliding with a trolley?
If so, let the world know here.
floody
14-01-2008, 11:41 AM
Have you ever had to stifle a giggle after watching a loud hyperactive toddler burst into tears after charging down a supermarket aisle and colliding with a trolley?
Oh definitely, I have, at least once....
...Once daily!
TheBofh
14-01-2008, 11:43 AM
Have you ever had to bite your tongue after seeing a old lady slip on ice or had to stifle a giggle after watching a loud hyperactive toddler burst into tears after charging down a supermarket aisle and colliding with a trolley?
If so, let the world know here.Laughing at others falling over is the basis of humour; Old ladies eating dirt is my favourite segment on Funny Home Videos. I saw a goth kid standing beside a non-functional escalator in Perth train station while some engineers were trying to free his ankle length leather coat from its innards. If I had been drinking milk at the time it would definitely have been snorted out my nose.
NASHWORTH
14-01-2008, 11:53 AM
I know it's not funny to laugh at disabled people but, I was in goldcross with a mate when a disabled kid around 14 yrs old walked in, meanwhile i'd was riding the new STP pro around the store when he started chasing me yelling out "BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE"(10 times) then "And tinky winky wanted tubby toast aswell" and "tinky winky smells, tubby tubby sells". I couldnt help but piss my myself laughing because he was saying it in this really weird high pitch voice.
Breaka
14-01-2008, 12:35 PM
language...
Fatman
14-01-2008, 12:59 PM
Oh hell yes,
I was at a rest stop in the Pas de Calais, the coach always stops there to let tourists off to buy duty free grog and stuff before doing through the chunnel to England.
There were people everywhere loading up trolleys with cases of beer and cigarettes and then going back into the carpark to cram it all back into whatever veicle they came in. A bloke of senior years was pushing a grossly overloaded trolley of Fosters back to his car and was having difficulty seeing in front of him, he was going very slowly anyway.
I walked beside this guy offering him a hand which he kindly declined, no sooner had I continued on my way there was the sound of running feet followed by a sickening thud.
Apparently a child of about eight was bolting away from her parents who were yelling after her, this distracted her at a crucial point where she looked away at her parents and ran headlong into the front of old mate's trolley.
The kid dropped like a sack of shit and was lying on the pavement stunned, her shins bloody mess. A few seconds later the wailing began and the parents ran over yelling at old mate for not looking where he was going. The only thing louder than their yelling was me standing there laughing my arse off, at this the parents began yelling at me too which only made it funnier for me.
It took a while to regain my composure and get back on the coach, where I was met with many disdainful faces but for some reason it was one of the funniest things I had seen.
And yes I will suffer for this later in life somehow.
Stackerz
14-01-2008, 01:10 PM
Damn you Fatman.
Probably the worst possible thing to read while drinking milk. I just spent 5 minutes cleaning half eaten chocolate chip cookies and milk off my screen and keyboard.:( I'll never get the bits of cookie out from under the keys.
Fatman
14-01-2008, 01:14 PM
Damn you Fatman.
Probably the worst possible thing to read while drinking milk. I just spent 5 minutes cleaning half eaten chocolate chip cookies and milk off my screen and keyboard.:( I'll never get the bits of cookie out from under the keys.
No worries, welcome to Farkin.:p I must admit it took me a while to write that post as I was still giggling.
Was cycling home from a ride early last year and was over taken taken by one of the young kids down the road.
She was on her roller blades and had the family Labrador out for a walk / run.
She was howling all sorts of abuse at the dog to slow down - and it didn't take long until the inevitable happened.
The labrador turned hard left (kid holding lead with right hand), and it all went to pieces.
She was dragged about 4 feet before she let go of the lead, the little anzac.
I pulled over to see if she was alright - but was of little use as I couldn't stop laughing.
I suggested she take her roller blades off to retrieve the dog who was still heading off down the road without her.
Drop_Bear
14-01-2008, 01:36 PM
I know it's not funny to laugh at disabled people but .....
Post of the year ... we have a contender.
Oddjob
14-01-2008, 02:18 PM
Have you ever had to bite your tongue after seeing a old lady slip on ice or had to stifle a giggle after watching a loud hyperactive toddler burst into tears after charging down a supermarket aisle and colliding with a trolley?
If so, let the world know here.
Actually the one time I was driving the trolley and the kid slammed ino it, I decided to play double or nothing and started yelling at the parents for not controlling their child who could have been seriously hurt. All while doing nothing to help the brat and distracting the parents who were... I think I'm going to hell.
Laughing at the misfortune of others is one of the simple pleasures in life that never gets boring :)
Trance_Kidd
14-01-2008, 02:53 PM
Lucky he didnt have his head out the window yelling.
Binaural
14-01-2008, 02:54 PM
Laughing at the misfortune of others is one of the simple pleasures in life that never gets boring :)
Ah, the word is schauenfreude - one of the best things that Germany ever invented, apart from my lovely girlfriend :)
I was on the train once with a few mates coming home from riding in peak hour.. and there was this old lady looked like she was from Holland or some sort of country out that way and she had a little plastic bag on her (like the ones you put your fruit in at supermarkets). Now every 2 minutes she pulled it out and did a big dirty slag in it and then rolled her bag up and put it back in her pocket.
It was just a moment you had to be there to see.
Aussie_Ryder
14-01-2008, 03:40 PM
Post of the year ... we have a contender.
I laughed at that statement too, someone had to say it.
PINT of Stella, mate!
14-01-2008, 03:41 PM
and there was this old lady looked like she was from Holland or some sort of country out that way .
What, was she wearing clogs? Some sort of country out that way? what like France, Britain or Germany?
Geography's not really your strong point is it?
What, was she wearing clogs? Some sort of country out that way? what like France, Britain or Germany?
Geography's not really your strong point is it?
Geography isnt even a point in my life.
I ment Hungary...
Geography isnt even a point in my life.
I ment Hungary...
hahaha, you can identify hungarians by how they look?
hahaha, you can identify hungarians by how they look?
Yep.
She had all these spices on her and had this similair peice of clothing that a hungarian lady in my street always wears.
Yep.
She had all these spices on her and had this similair peice of clothing that a hungarian lady in my street always wears.
You mean shoes? Ya get that...
You mean shoes? Ya get that...
Maybe you need a work mans type of shoe to your head!
I know it's not funny to laugh at disabled people but, I was in goldcross with a mate when a disabled kid around 14 yrs old walked in, meanwhile i'd was riding the new STP pro around the store when he started chasing me yelling out "BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE"(10 times) then "And tinky winky wanted tubby toast aswell" and "tinky winky smells, tubby tubby sells". I couldnt help but piss my myself laughing because he was saying it in this really weird high pitch voice.
What a caring human being you are. No... wait.... you're a piece of shit.
Grow up, fool and if you post like this again you're outa here.
Have a nice day.
Maybe you need a work mans type of shoe to your head!
Look out! Internet tough guy in the place!
Maybe you need a work mans type of shoe to your head!
Scary man. Having actually BEEN to Hungary I can tell you that they look no different to the average Australian.
Binaural
14-01-2008, 04:45 PM
Scary man. Having actually BEEN to Hungary I can tell you that they look no different to the average Australian.
But his brother's friend's sisters ex-boyfriend says her cousin twice removed reckons Hungarians are all 12 feet tall maneaters! Oh yeah, and they wear completely unique items of clothes only worn by people in Hungary, and not anywhere else in the entirely of Eastern Europe.
Flying-Squirrel
14-01-2008, 04:54 PM
I remember once we were in the car and this mum was walking with her two little girls. One of them was running and she just faceplanted straight into a pole. I couldn't help but laugh:p
Look out! Internet tough guy in the place!
Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
|Matt|
14-01-2008, 04:56 PM
Ehh, I have to laugh whenever I see a little kid on rollerblades fall over, gets me every time. Also when toddlers are walking and slip, fall and put their hands down, they don't even hit the deck but they cry...its hilarious.
Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
Wow, more tough talk, and even better at misidentifying stuff - there was no sarcasm in what he said you dolt, you ARE another internet tough guy.
ahh.. stories like these make me wonder if karma exists..
Have any of you gotten any bad karma from these situations?
PINT of Stella, mate!
14-01-2008, 05:11 PM
Have any of you gotten any bad karma from these situations?
Nah. I prefer Tikka Masalas anyway...
;)
Wow, more tough talk, and even better at misidentifying stuff - there was no sarcasm in what he said you dolt, you ARE another internet tough guy.
So your saying he was being serious telling everybody to look out are you?
dolsa
14-01-2008, 05:23 PM
I was in a car once when I glanced out the window to see a man, approximatley 50yrs old, walking out of a police station with a suitcase in each hand. He took about 10 steps then he pants fell to his ankles. He stood there stunned looking at his pants for around 5 seconds until he dropped the suitcases hitched up his strides and continued on his merry way.
TheBofh
14-01-2008, 05:32 PM
I was on my way to work today when I saw one of our pillars of society having a row with his lady beside the road. He ran after her when she stormed off with a maccers bag in his hand which ripped open & he slipped on the fries which fell out.
So your saying he was being serious telling everybody to look out are you?
I'm serious in saying that Mr Tough Guy obviously has his cranky pants on today. Is that serious enough for you?
I'm also serious in opening the Admin control panel...see where this is leading?
Laughing at people getting banned is fun, as is the ability to read their "Reasons for banning" message :)
So your saying he was being serious telling everybody to look out are you?
Jesus christ man, if you're going to argue semantics for like the 3rd time after making a plainly silly comment in response to a joke, you should at least TRY AND BE RIGHT. Instead you persist in making yourself look even more retarded than your sig already makes you look; why?
DC Dan
14-01-2008, 06:56 PM
One time riding to a mates place, I "accidently" rode infront of a 4wd and the lady driving screamed at me "F**K YOU, YOU F*****G D**K HEAD... The funny part was the 3 kids who looked somewhere between 6-10 years sitting in the back looking stunned, I nearly ended up riding off the road from laughter. :p
Christo
14-01-2008, 07:00 PM
Let's stop all the fussin' & a fightin'..
My ex was sleeping over, my cat (kitten then) jumped up on the bed & was face rubbing us as we slept & miaowing for attention. Both sleepy, I've looked up, the cat was harassing my GF, I've called it - has turned around to facerub me affectionately. Just as the cat turned around, my GF half asleep & with her eyes closed went to give the cat a kiss - I kid you not her lips planted right on the cat's date & she recoiled in horror.
I lost it, I giggled incoherently for about 15 minutes after that - all the while copping greasy looks from the then-beloved.
Still makes me giggle thinking about it now..
Azerin
14-01-2008, 07:10 PM
i was at the local supermarket and u know those cars for kids, where u put money in and they rock back and forth? anyway this little kid starts tuging on his mums hand pointing at the rocking car thing, well she gives in and walks him over. the kid gets in and the mum puts in a coin. so for about a minute the cars is rocking back and forth, the kids having a jolly-old time then he stops laughing, this lasts for like 30 seconds and then he just suddenly throws up all over the inside of the car. oh and the car had a roof and wind-sheild so when the kid throws up it hits the wind-sheild and kind of rebounds back into his lap. single funniest thing ive ever seen :D
Ryan_B
14-01-2008, 09:20 PM
my bosses kids came into work for 10 minutes one day, being 4 years old he sits in the computer chairs and starts jiggerling it. So naturally someone watching it starts spinning him slowly. Some one butted in with a bright idea of spinning him really fast and seeing if he could walk after it. So, we span him quite fast and stopped it sunddenly and helped him off. In slow motion they all let go of him and for about 2 seconds he looks fine, but as he takes his first step he leans violently to one side and faceplants it. Everyone was pissing themselves, as this poor kid cried his ass offf.
Ive also seen this movie of a emo kid in a fight. He does a huge obvious hook so the other kid ducks, right as the emos kneee hits him square in the nose, and he drops to the ground whithering in pain. Funniest movie ive seen i swear
l +Jarrod+ l
14-01-2008, 09:51 PM
i was at the local supermarket and u know those cars for kids, where u put money in and they rock back and forth? anyway this little kid starts tuging on his mums hand pointing at the rocking car thing, well she gives in and walks him over. the kid gets in and the mum puts in a coin. so for about a minute the cars is rocking back and forth, the kids having a jolly-old time then he stops laughing, this lasts for like 30 seconds and then he just suddenly throws up all over the inside of the car. oh and the car had a roof and wind-sheild so when the kid throws up it hits the wind-sheild and kind of rebounds back into his lap. single funniest thing ive ever seen :D
hahaha, that would of been a cracker!
I was at work and we fill the cold stuff with boxes and all. Anyway we were loading up this trolley and i got one of the obvious heavey boxes...home brand ice cream and i emptyed it. I then called his name and threw it right up in the air acting as if it was really heavey, he has his hands out ready and the second the box hits his hands he nails himself right in the head ending up with a blood nose and went home for the day. Then it came to explaining to the boss how he got the blood nose hahahaha.
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