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PINT of Stella, mate!
27-03-2008, 10:29 PM
Yet another case of the victim being punished whilst the rapist walks free.
:rolleyes:

courtesy of the age

NZ man sentenced after claiming to have been raped by a wombat


A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours' community work for his trouble.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

stuff.co.nz

You can't get away with this sort of shit forever Wombat!
;)

sockman
27-03-2008, 10:34 PM
What a normal guy!

b_S
27-03-2008, 10:34 PM
They're on tour right now, so... hrm...

"let's dance to joy division", more like "let's jump on the bandwagon by having scruffy hair and referencing the 80's" :rolleyes:

cuts and bones will heal
28-03-2008, 08:39 AM
Sounds like he's got some fairly serious problems...

Grip
28-03-2008, 08:44 AM
Sounds like he's got some fairly serious problems...

You're talking about Wombat... right?

October26
28-03-2008, 10:18 AM
If he made calls like that while he was sober I would love to see what he gets up to on the booze.

Reign of Terror
28-03-2008, 12:28 PM
this man is a pillar of the community with many qualities that all should aspire too. just imagine how many more people will be happy to tell about their own personal experiences with Mr. Wombat now that he has come out into the open.

you can just imagine him leaving court...

"you better believe i'm going after that filthy wombat"
and then Horatio Cane from CSI Miami goes :cool: (takes off the glasses)
"not if i get him before you" :cool:

Grip
28-03-2008, 01:52 PM
this man is a pillar of the community with many qualities that all should aspire too. just imagine how many more people will be happy to tell about their own personal experiences with Mr. Wombat now that he has come out into the open.

you can just imagine him leaving court...

"you better believe i'm going after that filthy wombat"
and then Horatio Cane from CSI Miami goes :cool: (takes off the glasses)
"not if i get him before you" :cool:

Bloody hell. First some "other world" bullshit battle with legoman and now this :rolleyes:

So okay... now as gently as I can... STOP posting crap! Because believe me when I say you are not yet important enough around here for me to even blink before I ban your arse!

Chalkie
28-03-2008, 02:19 PM
Oh so lonely and misunderstood. It's alright wombat we all make mistakes.

{ScarFace}
28-03-2008, 02:45 PM
Hmm, at least he didn't get raped by a kangaroo, I hear those things can get pretty big. And sharp. Pretty though

Customjimmy
28-03-2008, 04:16 PM
Finally. Someone to talk to at the support group meetings.

PINT of Stella, mate!
28-03-2008, 04:30 PM
It seems that there are quite a number of people who've had 'experiences' with this sex-pest.

Perhaps a poll is in order (and not Wombats!)

;)

Breaka
28-03-2008, 04:37 PM
Wombat you silly bastard, burrow up the right hole next time :D

Sam.
28-03-2008, 04:53 PM
*Awaits Johhny Poll Option*

shredder dj
28-03-2008, 05:21 PM
;1326347']*Awaits Johhny Poll Option*

It's actually spelt Johnny.

Dicky
28-03-2008, 06:33 PM
*awaits tuplang's sister poll option*

Sam.
28-03-2008, 06:46 PM
It's actually spelt Johnny.

Meh, same thing.

wombat
28-03-2008, 07:02 PM
I am flabbergasted!

The members here that know me, just like all those others who know me, would happily attest that I am a model human being who values decorum above all else. I refrain from the consumption of alcohol and all other substances in order to maintain a spotless record of exemplery public conduct, and never indulge in any such form of reckless behaviour, let alone the debauchery suggested by such allegations.



Anyway, Cradock was a total dud.

cuts and bones will heal
28-03-2008, 07:03 PM
You're talking about Wombat... right?

who else?, look what that sick bastard did to that poor Cradock fellow.

Christo
28-03-2008, 07:27 PM
It's all my fault.:o

I was the first to abuse Wombat, now he's just stuck in a cycle of buggery...

PINT of Stella, mate!
28-03-2008, 08:13 PM
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