View Full Version : a rooster?!? help me get rid of it!
Someone close to our house has got a rooster. It crows at 6 every morning untill about 7:30. This isn't really a problem for me durring the school term as i'm up at about 6:30 anyway but I found that durring exams and now on holidays that I have no chance of sleeping past 7:15.
Is it still illegal to have a rooster in suburbia and if so who do I approach about it (im assuming the council)? I would go talk to the owners but I have no idea which house the rooster is in.
ps. This shall now be my new excusse for my afternoon naps whilst riding.
farm boy! posh farm boy anyway 8)
Umm... as far as i know you are allowed to have roosters in suburbia, but in Hampton?!?
Dhfactory
19-06-2004, 07:30 AM
It's time to declare war.
Fill an orange gun with nasty ants and shoot them over the fence at the rooster, they are your army.
Plus side is that research shows ants love flying :)
-Sean
kalem
19-06-2004, 08:01 AM
research shows a headless chook still lives but does not make any noise. So slice that sucker and you're sweet!
McBainous
19-06-2004, 08:09 AM
It's time to declare war.
Fill an orange gun with nasty ants and shoot them over the fence at the rooster, they are your army.
Plus side is that research shows ants love flying :)
thats what i would do, good idea :twisted:
ride4fun
19-06-2004, 08:13 AM
research shows a headless chook still lives but does not make any noise. So slice that sucker and you're sweet!
it's someones pet ya cant just kill it
Jordy
19-06-2004, 08:17 AM
research shows a headless chook still lives but does not make any noise. So slice that sucker and you're sweet!
it's someones pet ya cant just kill it
by killing a chicken you might make one family sad...but imagine how many family's would be happy to be able to sleep in ;)
its worth the sacrifice if you ask me
I would go talk to the owners but I have no idea which house the rooster is in.
there's no way that i'd kill their pet....i will however displace it :lol:
Jordy
19-06-2004, 08:23 AM
I would go talk to the owners but I have no idea which house the rooster is in.
there's no way that i'd kill their pet....i will however displace it :lol:
well you could always steal it and put a bag on its head then drive out to some farm and dump it off....make sure to have the bag covering its eyes, I hear roosters are good at tracking there way back so this way it wouldnt be able to see it ;)
manny24
19-06-2004, 09:59 AM
i had a similar prob afew yrs back.
tell the cops, im my case they said that 3 complaints then they look into it. if it really is a pain to everyone, then they can order the owner to get rid of it. same as the cops stopping a party at night in suburbia;)
yeah you can bring into effect noise pollution laws :P
but it isnt illegal to have a few chickens in suburban residence, pigs on the other hand...
No Skid Marks
19-06-2004, 10:13 AM
We live in an overcrowded world. Just put up with it. In a couple of weeks you wont even notice it. Find the owners and ask for free eegs as compensation. If you fuck the owners,who knows,but they might be the person that closes down your track or something. I'm not at all a hippy,but this sosciety could do with some good energy from calm people.
We live in an overcrowded world.
No way. It's just that the western world uses most of the resources which makes it look like that the third world countries are left with nothing.
Anyways,
Before you make any harsh decisions Simo, you might want to look at this, :lol:!
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/icecream.gif
Fritta
19-06-2004, 10:46 AM
DropinAdin, what has that cartoon got to do with the price of sherman flicks in alaska?
johnny
19-06-2004, 10:52 AM
Mmmm.... roast chicken!
We live in an overcrowded world. Just put up with it. In a couple of weeks you wont even notice it. Find the owners and ask for free eegs as compensation. If you fuck the owners,who knows,but they might be the person that closes down your track or something. I'm not at all a hippy,but this sosciety could do with some good energy from calm people.
1) it's been there for a month, im not gettin used to it
2) it's rooster, roosters do not lay eggs
3) all the dh tracks are at least an hour from here, i doubt they even know what DH is
tu plang
19-06-2004, 11:40 AM
We live in an overcrowded world. Just put up with it. In a couple of weeks you wont even notice it. Find the owners and ask for free eegs as compensation. If you fuck the owners,who knows,but they might be the person that closes down your track or something. I'm not at all a hippy,but this sosciety could do with some good energy from calm people.
1) it's been there for a month, im not gettin used to it
2) it's rooster, roosters do not lay eggs
3) all the dh tracks are at least an hour from here, i doubt they even know what DH is
not even female ones? :P
Avanti_Racing
19-06-2004, 11:51 AM
get a fox and let him eat it and then put the fox on a city loop train and then piss the fox off , problem solved or just go and steal it one night and put it in a mailbox
throw a hand full of snail pellets over the fence
this rooster i had ate some once and he never made a noise again,
if it dosnt kill him
Fritta
19-06-2004, 12:32 PM
:twisted: Next time your at the doctors/dentists, grab a scalpel or one of those little scrapey tools and jump over your fence. When you've finished chasing round the rooster grab it and sit i firmly between your legs, shove the tool down its throat and RIP OUT ITS VOICEBOX!
If that doesn't help then i don't know what will.
I didn't mean to offend anyone who might have a good relationship with the rooster. Sorry for my disgusting sense of humor :D
Dhfactory
19-06-2004, 01:17 PM
Ant, ANTS i tell you!!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE FOOLS!! i've used army's of ant's numerous times before, (when my regular army of people are MIA)
Ant's will kill anything from other ant's too elephants, so i'm sure a rooster is somewhere in that range.
-Sean
beak+superglue+toothpaste cap = silence...
2 smooth
19-06-2004, 02:11 PM
Just lobb some panadol over the fence. That way you can say..."Act of god! Act of god!" But as above, foxes will also get the desired effect.
Dhfactory
19-06-2004, 02:20 PM
I didn't wanna have to suggest this, but it appears it that it has come to this.
Nuclear Cannon anyone?
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nuclear-bomb-test.jpg
-Sean
Just lobb some panadol over the fence. That way you can say..."Act of god! Act of god!" But as above, foxes will also get the desired effect.
doesnt work... we fed 4 to a seagull at school and it still hangs around...
Dhfactory
19-06-2004, 03:44 PM
fill panadol capsul's with clorine next time.
that will help.
-Sean
spuddy
19-06-2004, 03:55 PM
Nuclear Cannon anyone?
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nuclear-bomb-test.jpg
Has anyone else seen this movie? So fricking cool! Pop... BOOM!
dylma
19-06-2004, 04:37 PM
Shoot its damn head off.
Then there will be now more cokadoodadooo every morning.
How come you're always such a fussy young man,
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,
So eat it, just eat it.
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate.
You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate.
So eat it.
Don't tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it,
Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it,
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it.
Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game.
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame.
So eat it, just eat it.
You better listen, better do what you're told,
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole,
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold,
So eat it.
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it.
Open up your mouth and feed it.
Have some more yogurt, have some more Span,
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it.
Have a banana, have a whole bunch,
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Just eat it, eat it,
If it's getting cold reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack,
If you don't like it you can't send it back.
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it,
Don't you make me repeat it.
It might be tough, so just curry it ;)
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