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mtngoat
23-06-2004, 10:54 PM
what ever will he do? can you predict it?
http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=8735
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rubba-chikin
23-06-2004, 10:57 PM
pain is predicted :)
what happened there? road gap gone bad?
Byatch
23-06-2004, 11:05 PM
two options:
divine intervention, or pain
i'm going to go with pain here.
--- unless it was a backflip????
johnny
23-06-2004, 11:09 PM
An acute case of "dirt samplers" syndrome one would suspect :D
parallax
23-06-2004, 11:17 PM
I'm going to be a real jackass and say he's going to make it.
Why are we so fascinated with pain. Honestly. Seeing someone hurt themselves isn't THAT funny.
WTF!?!? Am I going on about. Where's that video of Ride4Fun stacking it!!! mooowhahahaha *CRUNCH*!!!! :evil:
what ever will he do? can you predict it?
He will complete a stylish stoppie.
BiG BirD
24-06-2004, 02:03 AM
i can see a lot of pain occuring as his face slides along the ground. or he could just jump over the handlebars.
but real question is did you ask him to do it again after that happened? :)
steamfrog
24-06-2004, 07:54 AM
He pulls it off with style .. pulling a big front wheel stoppie..kick flip front to toe ollie, handplant pancake?. Or am i dreamin
He's coming first in a DH race and decides to backflip the final road gapp, BUT....but while he's coming down, ne notices that he's landing a bit short so he feathers is front brake to a nice long endo. VOILA!
One Kill
24-06-2004, 08:21 AM
As Pastor Richard's says..."The preverbial poopie is going to hit the fan."
In this case, the bloke in the picture being the poopie, and the ground being the fan...Not saying the chap in the pic is bad, i met him at Ourimbah once.
Butch
24-06-2004, 08:31 AM
maybe he changed from cable to hydro's :roll: with olssons hydros , went over the hangers lol :lol: looked like a complete utter F*ckWit
roffle
24-06-2004, 07:11 PM
I only just managed to land this one.. And that angle is much greater.
http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?pic_id=8743 (http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=8743)
Result?
http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?pic_id=8745 (http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=8745)
brodes
24-06-2004, 07:27 PM
hes doing a massive nose wheelie out of a road gap.???????
na hes gonna taste that dirt good.
DJ_Robbie
24-06-2004, 08:09 PM
is there an answer to this question or was it rhetorical???
MikeT
24-06-2004, 08:34 PM
hes going to run into that pink line and get coat hangered lol jks
major steerer tube bendage and dirt eating
thecat
24-06-2004, 09:09 PM
he shouts "Go Go gadget 'chopter" and a large propeller extends from his arse and lifts him skywards...
roffle
24-06-2004, 09:12 PM
Arg.. I need closure.
DamienPerry
24-06-2004, 10:06 PM
i think that what happens is he goes over the bars landing face first which causes his helmet to shatter around the frontal region resaulting in a serious blow to his fuckn skull which could resault in a concussion and the like!!!
mtbmx
24-06-2004, 10:42 PM
i reckon he is going to snap his helmet and get seriously hurt and his bike might get damaged
I think he gets cut in half by the pink lazer beam.
mtb_man
24-06-2004, 11:16 PM
A perfectly innocent Santa Cruz Heckler is going to get some unwanted scratches. Oh and that pink laser call rules Rik :)
mtngoat
25-06-2004, 09:13 PM
the laser took his butt,
http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?pic_id=8770 (http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=8770)
this is our road gap its aprox, 32 feet (these are adams feet) measured from the base of the pallet to the transition
chrus
26-06-2004, 08:24 AM
ouch hahahaha. I thought he'd bring it back. ah well good sequence tho
downhill express
28-06-2004, 04:06 PM
did he clip his back tyre on tha bak of tha ute ??????
That sequence shot is sick! How was it done, tripod?
bought the farm, tractor, silo, even the fuckin pig!
360xup
22-07-2004, 08:35 PM
I know what happens next, you wont tell us what happens next....
roffle
22-07-2004, 08:36 PM
the laser took his butt,
http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?pic_id=8770 (http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=8770)
this is our road gap its aprox, 32 feet (these are adams feet) measured from the base of the pallet to the transition
...
Jaskel
23-07-2004, 02:29 AM
so he obviously dodged the pink laser beam?? lucky he had his anti gay turner laser beam helmet on.
HE GOT OWNED..hahha good effort.
Kammy
24-07-2004, 06:43 PM
what enede up happening in the way of injuries
timmo
26-07-2004, 11:41 AM
I think he gets cut in half by the pink lazer beam.
My thoughts exactly, Rik!! Does that make us both sci-fi nerds?
mtngoat
26-07-2004, 09:24 PM
the pict tells a fair bit as for theat in words he got his weight back heaps far and washed out the rear end and gathered a rockmellon size bruise/graze on his arse, and his missus killed him for jumping the ute after specifically telling him not to
Does that make us both sci-fi nerds?
Nerd? Oh yeh, won't deny that... but sci-fi, not quite.
And the missus hitting the roof about the ute? Oh man, that's comedy gold!
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