Learn to speak Newbie!!

[parallax]

Always wanted to learn how to speak like a newbie?

Knock yourself out:
http://www.geocities.com/ricketdottk/translator.htm

[Rik]

WOW DIS IS SO COL NOW I CAN CHAT 2 AL MAH FREINDS ON MSN MAN!!!1!!1 I TIPE LIEK A GENUIEN 13 YEAR OLD OMGWTFBBQ

[jays_5000]

HAHAHAHA DAT WAS CLASIC1!!11! OMGWTFBBQ BAT TEH SHIT OUT OF TEH SNOP DAWG TRANSL8R!1!11


Oh my god what the fuck barbaque.....

[danv]

LMFAO!!!!
OMGWTFBBQ
OMGWTFBBQ
:lol: :lol:

[danv]

HEY DUDES I WAS JUST WONDERNG WT WRITNG UNDER MAH NME MEANS AND HOW DO I CHANGE IT FROM SPORT CLAS????! OMGWTFBBQ AND CAN SOMEONE LIST AL DA DIFERENT RANKS?!!!?!??! OMGWTFBBQ FUK I CANT WATE UNTIL I MAEK 1000 POSTS!!!111!111!11!1!1!!1111111111!!!1!!!11!!1111 OMGWTFBBQ DAT WUD B SOO COL AND I WIL B SO COL!!!1!11 OMGWTFBBQ!!!11!11!!1!!!!!111!1111!11!!1!11!11!!111 ! OMGWTFBBQ

BTW SHUD I BY TEH NORCO OR DA KONA?!??!???11!!111!111111111!11!1!!1!111 OMGWTFBBQ MAET SADE HIS NORCO WAS HEAPS COL SO IL PROBABLY BUT DAT ONE!!!1!1 OMGWTFBBQ

[parallax]

DIS THREAD SHUD B A MAED A STIKY SO EVERY NU MEMBR CAN LEARN HOW 2 WRIET PROPERLY AND 4 NOT GET FLMED 4 POR GRMMER AND SPELNG1!!1!1 OMGWTFBBQ

[danv]

Shakespeare himself was noob it seems:
ROMEO!!!!1! OMGWTFBBQ
HE JESTS AT SCARS DAT NEVER FELT A WOUND-!1!!!1 OMGWTFBBQ
[JULEIT APEARS ABOVE AT A WINDOW]!!1!! OMGWTFBBQ
BUT SOFT1111111 OMGWTFBBQ WUT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS??!!?? OMGWTFBBQ
IT IS DA EAST AND JULEIT IS TEH SUN-!1!1 OMGWTFBBQ
ARIES FARE SUN AND KIL TEH ENVIOUS MON
WHO IS ALREADY SIK AND PAEL WIT GREIF DAT THOU HER MADE ART FAR MORE FARE THAN SHE
B NOT HER MADE SINCE SHE IS ENVIOUS
HER VESTAL LIEVRY IS BUT SIK AND GREN
AND NONE BUT FOLS DO WEAR IT CAST IT OF-1!1!!111 OMGWTFBBQ
IT IS MAH LADY O IT IS MAH LOVE1!!1!
O DAT SHE NU SHE WERE-1!1! OMGWTFBBQ
SHE SPEAKS YET SHE SAYS NOTHNG WUT OF DAT?!!!?! OMGWTFBBQ
HER EYE DISCOURSES I WIL ANSWER IT-111!!1 OMGWTFBBQ
IM 2 BOLD TIS NOT 2 ME SHE SPEAKS
TWO OF DA FAREEST STARS IN AL DA HEAEVN
HAVNG SOME BUSIENS DO ENTREAT HER EYES
2 TWINKLE IN THERE SPHERES TIL THEY RETURN1!1!1!1 OMGWTFBBQ WUT IF HER EYES WERE THEYRE THEY IN HER HEAD?!!!!!! DA BRIGHTNES OF HER CHEK WUD SHME THOSE STARS
AS DAYLIGHT DOTH A LMP HER EYES IN HEAEVN WUD THROUGH DA AREY REGION STREM SO BRIGHT DAT BIRDS WUD SNG AND TINK IT WERE NOT NIGHT-!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ
SE HOW SHE LEANS HER CHEK UPON HER HAND!1!!! OMGWTFBBQ
O DAT I WERE A GLOVE UPON DAT HAND DAT I MIGHT 2UCH DAT CHEK


JULEIT!1!!!1! OMGWTFBBQ
AH ME


ROMEO11!11!1 OMGWTFBBQ
SHE SPEAKS-
O SPEAK AGANE BRIGHT ANGEL1!1!! 4 THOU ART
AS GLORIOUS 2 DIS NIGHT BNG OER MAH HEAD
AS IS A WNGED MESENGER OF HEAEVN
UN2 TEH WHIET-UPTURNED WONDERNG EYES
OF MORTALS DAT FAL BAK 2 GAEZ ON HIM
WHEN HE BSTRIEDS TEH LAZY-PACNG CLOUDS
AND SALES UPON DA BOSOM OF DA ARE


JULEIT!!11 OMGWTFBBQ
O ROMEO ROMEO1111 OMGWTFBBQ 4 ART THOU ROMEO??!!? OMGWTFBBQ
DENY THY FATHER AND REFUSE THY NME
OR IF THOU WILT NOT B BUT SWORN MAH LOVE
AND IL NO LONGER B A CAPULET


ROMEO1!!1 OMGWTFBBQ
[ASIED]!11!11 OMGWTFBBQ SHAL I HEAR MORE OR SHAL I SPEAK AT DIS?!?!!? OMGWTFBBQ
TIS BUT THY NME DAT IS MAH ENEMY-
THOU ART THYSELF THOUGH NOT A MONTAGUE11!!1 OMGWTFBBQ WUT MONTAGUE???!!?!!? OMGWTFBBQ IT IS NOR HAND NOR FOT
NOR ARM NOR FAEC NOR ANY OTHER PART
BLONGNG 2 A MAN!!!111! OMGWTFBBQ O B SOME OTHER NME!!!! OMGWTFBBQ WUT IN A NME??!!??! DAT WHICH WE CAL A ROSE
BY ANY OTHER NME WUD SMEL AS SWET
SO ROMEO WUD WERE HE NOT ROMEO CALD
RETANE DAT DEAR PERFECTION WHICH HE OWES
WITHOUT DAT TITLE-ROMEO DOF THY NME
AND 4 DAT NME WHICH IS NO PART OF THE
TAEK AL MYSELF
1!!11

[LTR]

INTERESTNG ONE DAT IS1!11

[_J_]

1st i typed this:
i think farkin is the best, what bike should i buy??

then got this:
I TINK FARKIN IS TEH BST WUT BIEK SHUD I BY?!?!!??!?!! OMGWTFBBQ
OMGWTFBBQ
ERM... oh my god what the f**k bar bee que??

[notb4dinner]

OMGWTFBBQ! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=omgwtfbbq&r=f)

[ride4fun]

HEY!!!!1!!1!!!!!!1!!1!1!!1!!!111!1!111!!1111!111 OMGWTFBBQ OMG LETS GO BY SOME PETROL 2 SNIFFFFF!!):)))1!111!!1!11!1!!1!1!!!!!1!!!1

[Dicky]

DAT GOLD!1!1111 OMGWTFBBQ HOPEFULY AL DA N00B WIL TAEK NOTE OF DIS AND CLEAN UP THERE ACT

CAN!11!11! WE GET SOMEONE 2 WRIET A REVERSE VERSION SO WE CAN TRANSLAET FROM N00B BAK IN2 ANGLISH?!!?? OMGWTFBBQ

[One Kill]

FULY SIK CUNTS U SHUD AL B SHOT!!!!!one11one1!!! :lol:

[riderigid]

WUT IS WIT AL THESE STUPED AS PPL WHO CANT TIPE!!!1! OMGWTFBBQ IT IS RILLY STARTNG 2 SHIT ME I MEAN CUM ON U HAEV A KEYBOARD DAT IS EASY 2 TIPE OUT WORDS!!!!1!1! OMGWTFBBQ AND IF U CANT SPEL IT THEN SPEL IT PHONETICALY!!!! OMGWTFBBQ (LIEK I DID JUST THEN)


OMG DIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN IT SHUD B11!! OMGWTFBBQ


MAH NME IS TIM NOT DIM
I LIEK 2 SWIM
AND GO 2 TEH GYM



I RIED BIEKS
IT IS WUT I LIEKS
JUST RIDNG BIEKS
BIEKS BIEKS BIEKS
I HOPE I DONT PIEK
WHIEL RIDNG MAH BIEK

[Simo]

http://www.farkin.net/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=7649
etc.

[Avanti_Racing]

its copy and paste direct off site, its just how they speek

MAH SKYLIEN BRNGS AL DA CHIKS 2 TEH DRAGS
AND THEIR LIEK
THEYRE FULY SIK MAGS
DM THERE 20 INCH MAGS
I CUD DRAG U U WIN BY FAR

[j5ive]

HELO FARKIN PPL1!!!! OMGWTFBBQ IM LOKNG 4 A NU BIEK SOMETHNG 4 A V10 WIT 88S I HAEV 100 DOLARS 2 SPEND

[sawtell]

SO IS DAT WUT U GUYS TINK OF US N00B FARKIENRS WE R NOT DAT BAD R WE?!!!!??! :roll:

funny thing about this is thats how some people actually type..(hopefully not me)

[MIKEY B]

I just realized my 5 year old daughter alraedy speaks to me like that. Dammmnnn! I have along life ahead of me!

[chris7]

DAT WAS AWSOM NOW I CAN CHAT PROPERLY :D