Sydney Urban Assault

[Jaskel]

Here is a bit of a vid me and a couple mates in the city a couple weeks ago....not quite as hardcore as some of u nutbags but not to bad...

Watch out for the flipped out pensioner half way into the film...some nice soundtracks too ;)

Its at eengoedidee.nl, so most of u guys are signed up on there anyway... file is about 30 meg and goes for almost 10 mins.

Let me know what you think...

Go here for the download:

http://www.eengoedidee.nl/videoz/download.cgi?mem_id=35901&fil_unique=QN7QE9TM228AA AdL48A


Cheers

Jaskel.

[johnny]

how do you sign up on this eenjoedidee thingy?

[.243racer]

i'm really looking forward to this... i really want to know the riding in sydney before i come out..

[.243racer]

hmm what parts of sydney were in the video??? the stuff down by the seawall... where was that??

anyways just some pointers for next time...

to me it seems the video was really coppy it's like it missed frames... :?

and you might want to cut out a lot of those follow wheelie shots.... they get very repetitive...

good on yah for making a video tho :D

[monkeymagic]

nearly there, 80% ill tell ya how it is when im done :P

[Rik]

80% ill tell ya how it is when im done :P
93%. I'll race ya! :P

done.
Alrighty... 7 minutes long, IMO it had a bit too much filler, and the slowmotion shots didn't help either. But looks like you guys had a fun day out. Maybe you should take the highlights from pt1+2, and make a short, action-filled vid.
Where's that first, small stairgap? Which park?
And I don't know what seawall you mean .243racer, but I know the big grassy open area was Lady Maquarie Chair (I think it's call that), then the stairs were at the Opera House, and the grassy mounds to jump are at King St Wharf.

[.243racer]

hmm ok... i'm just wondering... i want to know all the spots to hit when i come out :)

ps.. those grassy mounds look like fun

[Rik]

ps.. those grassy mounds look like fun
Oh shit yeh, it's out the front of a fairly popular club/bar as well, so you hit them up at night and get a whole lot of drunken punters looking on.

[monkeymagic]

the first stair gap is at the war memorial end of hyde park...

umm yeah i see you guys can film while you ride down stairs and along paths and stuff, bit to long and boring i must say, although the stair gap was cool, and the old guy were the highlights... maybe get some more footage next time of actual riding and not just crusing...

no offence

[Jaskel]

ok comments taken in guys...yeah there was a fair bit of just cruising but we only had 3 riders..part 2 will have about 8+ riders so there will be a heap of more action.

I am also working on a Old Bathurst Road vid that we shot yesterday...that has a fair bit more action and some crashes as well..yeah one from yours truely..


Ill post it up when im finished.

Cheers

J

[brodes]

hardly assaulting the urban there.

[Rik]

Urban assault? How about URBAN GBH:
http://www.cwtool.com/graphics/jackhammer.jpg

[brodes]

how about urban tickling?

[johnny]

HOW ABOUT TELLING ME WHERE I CAN GET ONTO THIS EENGOEDIDEE THING :!: :!: :!:

I wanna play too :cry:

[Rik]

Must we hold your hand for everything :P
go here: http://www.eengoedidee.nl/createmember/ Sign up, don't worry, they don't spam your email. You get 3 free downloads a day. Then every time you click a video link, you'll just have to sign in with your email and password. Too easy.

[johnny]

Ahh, thank you.

Now I need to go wee wee :P

[brodes]

that pensioner guy was the best bit IMHO.

[Jaskel]

hardly assaulting the urban there.


Oh and you are such a champion....crawl back into your hole .

I was only using it as a title...not actual events...

[brodes]

should have written urban riding then.

[Spoolin]

eengoedidee thingo isnt working......

I will check back later tonight to see if it will work.

(Yes i am signed up to it)

[lotec]

its working for me :wink:

[teamsherman]

In all my riding years, i have never seen a lamer attempt at celebrity status in my life! that has to be the gayest (if ther is such a word) video that i have ever seen.

Try ebay, there might be some bags-of-skill you can bid on, not like you will win the bids anyway.....LOSERS!!!!

Maybe you should try nature vids, atleast the animals dont pose!!!!!

It seriously was not worth the cost of the train ticket guys..... That 8 dollars thirty would have been better spend on a packet of M&M's and an 8 megabyte download of a DECENT riding video..........

Still, a I can take some comfort in the fact that you all live in Bathurst and I'll probably never have to bare the shame of seeing you desecrate the streets of this fine city.......

I must thank the Mountain Bike industry for developing full suspension bikes that allow epileptic, and other physically disadvantaged people, to ride down stairs, and pull two wheeled manuals along flat roads.......

Mohammed- man these guys are all drunk. But honestly I must say watching a guinea pig get clubbed to death and being fed to a python was more fun that that vid :(

As Much as i like watching ppl ride alond the roads of sydney you could done something more like maybe ride infront of a bus or perhaps fly down a hill and squeeze your front brake really hard , fly over tha hangers and DIE!!!!!!

I do know of a few very skilled ridres in need of better bikes, if your bikes ever get fed up with being treated like Huffies and want to be used for their intended purpose....... Just let me know, maybe you can swap.....

And finally, in the words of the late Winston Churchill "If you cant do it, take up knitting"


Cheers and have a good day on behalf of the sydney trials scene. :)

[Admin Edit - Take note all potential fuckwads out there. This fuckwad post got my fuckwad ass banned]

[johnny]

Well I (loosely) know teamsherman, and that doesn't sound like the teamsherman I know :shock:

What's going on?

[jasco]

Well I (loosely) know teamsherman, and that doesn't sound like the teamsherman I know :shock:

What's going on?

It was a group effort from the Sydney Trials Crew while out on a drinking sesion, I'd have to say we sat an pissed ourselved as we wrote it. Even reading now I'm sober it's still piss funny, especially if you've seen the vid

ps, the bit we forgot to add in (before teamsherman was banned from farkin) was "Watching this could be used as a treatment for long term insomnia sufferers". Oh well, maybe next time 8)

[brodes]

hahahahahaha. teamsherman is so true.

[notobe]

very nice.. i especially liked the two Beastie Boys songs.

[naz]

Well I (loosely) know teamsherman, and that doesn't sound like the teamsherman I know :shock:

What's going on?

whats going on, jasco u call that a drinking night u sat around and drank like 3 beers each. while all playing with alans snake. :shock: :?

i know i was there. :P

[SLB]

Well I (loosely) know teamsherman, and that doesn't sound like the teamsherman I know :shock:

What's going on?

whats going on, jasco u call that a drinking night u sat around and drank like 3 beers each. while all playing with alans snake. :shock: :?

i know i was there. :P

You don't know cause you where there, because you're on so many drugs you've even quoted the wrong post. :D

[Reptileman]

That was such a rude post, all you trials guys should be ashamed of yourselves!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

[Rik]

Good to see you back on here so soon Alan, can't get enough of us eh?

[stocktrials]

Well naz it was a drinking night as soon as we hit the pub. Ended up sleeping at 6.30am.. so it was a drinking night. Literally.

[Reptileman]

Who is Alan? and who are you Rik? Do i know you?

[SLB]

Who is Alan? and who are you Rik? Do i know you?

AHHHHHH HAAAAAAA

Who the hell else would have a sign in name like that and have country music bullshit as an avatar. You're a crack up


PS. The vid still sucks!

[Reptileman]

who are you SLB? so what if i like country music and have a reptile kind of name. you dont know me!

Im new to this site and all this stuff, do you ride trials? can you teach me to "track stand" just like optimus prime??? he's a good rider ay!

[naz]

SLB, i dont do the sought.
REPTILEMAN take it up with the Dixie chicks you red neck hillbilly

Mitch(stock trials) if you could classify the strawberry hills as a humane place to drinks with the amount of bums n shit, not to mention alan. where the fuckshit :P

[Adzoo]

It's amazing how much of a fuss a bunch of very drunk (yet highly skilled) trials riders can stir up....

I think the problem was that we were expecting something really great, what with a name like "Sydney Urban Assualt"..... It was shit, and anyone who has seen it will agree.....

Hey Naz.... What are you doing sticking up for them.....? Get a trials bike, then you won't have to ACT cool anymore :idea:

And I'd like to welcome Reptileman to the forums, it's always good to see a new face... Even if it reminds you of a much older, uglier one... :)

[Reptileman]

Mitch(stock trials) if you could classify the strawberry hills as a humane place to drinks with the amount of bums n shit, not to mention alan. where the fuckshit :P

A little bird told me that the place is so shit Naz, that it still doesnt stop you scrounging for free drinks there. Thats just what ive heard is all. SCUMBAG!!!!!

And I'd like to welcome Reptileman to the forums, it's always good to see a new face... Even if it reminds you of a much older, uglier one...

Thanks mate... :wink: :wink:

[stocktrials]

Remember, I'm not taking into account any other extrinsic factors, Naz.
It was night. I was drinking. That is all.. i'm sure you "enjoyed it"

I drank a fair share of bourbons for you Simon. Hope you had a great birthday, cos I was hung over and riding just for you ;)

[naz]

reptilefucker....
ye shit i wouldnt be caught at a pub like that if i were paying, jeez mate u were trying to pickup people older than my mother.


mitch.
exothsjt factors my ass, i stole your wheel, u went to a seedy pub.

adzoo...
if i got a trials bike would i be so cool as to sit around on a sat night in a room full of fuckin reptiles, whilst consuming beer, saying its a night out, and insulting people on a website. fully sick bra, werd!!

:P :P :P

[Reptileman]

Just go and scrounge some more drugs you junkie!!!

Thats cool, the little bird told me that your paying for your own drinks from now on SCUMBAG!!!

[Reptileman]

adzoo...
if i got a trials bike would i be so cool as to sit around on a sat night in a room full of fuckin reptiles, whilst consuming beer, saying its a night out, and insulting people on a website. fully sick bra, werd!!

:P :P :P

Also, from what i hear, you WERE there ya dope smacked loser!!!

[Rik]

Also, from what i hear, you WERE there ya dope smacked loser!!!
Heh... sounds about right!
On that note, let's end it here.