HAGGARD

[mtbmx]

hey have any of you guys seen the movie haggard. its basically the guys off cky. Bam, Ryan Dunn and others made a real movie with a storyline etc.

it is a must see but if you have seen discuss.

go buy rent it or download it

[RCOH]

I remember seeing the 1st CKY video about 8-10 years ago. It was funny then. It was different. Then I saw Johnny Knoxville test out various implements on himself (including a cheap bulletproof vest) on the 2nd BigBrother Skate vid. This was about 8 years ago. That wasn't only funny, it was insane. My skate friends & I copied them for a while making videos, electrocuting ourselves etc, but got over it.

My point being 'Haggard' sucks.

[johnny]

I was in New York for a while at the start of the year, and this was all you could find on TV (slight exageration, there we also many teen dating show crappers too). This stuff was funny a couple of years ago, but I'm soooo over it now. Plus that Bam dude REALLY shits me. Why do people get popular for being dumb? Yes I know he's a skater, but nobody outside of the skating world knew him until he got onto the whole Jackass/CKY thing. Oh well, at least it's a bit more "real" than Survivor and Big Brother :roll:

When is Lateline or the 7:30 report going to make a movie? Now that's something I'd go see :D

[RCOH]

When is Lateline or the 7:30 report going to make a movie? Now that's something I'd go see :D

How about ABC Porn: Starring Kerry Obrien, Maxine Mckew, Tony Jones & Karen Tso!!!!

ewwww

[johnny]

Mmmmm, Maxine :wink:

[roasted]

dude, not on.

Meh, Bam is just damn annoying in my books. He wasnt that well known, even in skateboarding before jackass,

oh and anyone that likes the band CKY can eat a dick.

[road warrior]

Bam is funny as, I don't care what you old timers have to say. I've seen a fair few vid's with Bam in them that pre-date jackass too.
The only people who don't like/get he shows are the people who don't do the same thing themseves. If all you do everyday is ride around (or skate) and do stupid shit. Then of course you're going to like watching people who do the same sort of thing, but more intesly. Plus Bam got slayer playing at his house.
Props to Steve-o aswell, that guy is a awesome. "
if anyone knows how to treat a fleshwound, it's old uncle steve-o"

[RCOH]

Bam is funny as, I don't care what you old timers have to say. I've seen a fair few vid's with Bam in them that pre-date jackass too.
The only people who don't like/get he shows are the people who don't do the same thing themseves. If all you do everyday is ride around (or skate) and do stupid shit. Then of course you're going to like watching people who do the same sort of thing, but more intesly. Plus Bam got slayer playing at his house.
Props to Steve-o aswell, that guy is a awesome. "
if anyone knows how to treat a fleshwound, it's old uncle steve-o"

I have seen videos of Bam that pre-date YOU. He has been doing the same shit for since he was about 10. It is tired, put it to sleep. They recycle the same material over & over & over again so kids like you can spend their parents cash. Bam made millions last year, of course he can get Slayer to play at his house, you think they did it for free? I am not denying their creativity especially Brandon DeCamillo or Bam's skateboarding talents but if you have seen CKY, CKY2K & SHIT then you have seen it all.

ps There is a spell checker available on this site now, you need it.

[road warrior]

That's great.
I couldn't afford slayer at my parties, so obviously Bam is cooler than me. Can you afford Slayer?
I have been doing the same shit since I was 14, I'm now in my 20's and I'm still doing it.
Who are you to judge anyway? Obviously the I's have it because he is ten billion times more popular than you. You are basically jealous that people can make a living out of kicking ass, and you can't.

[RCOH]

You are basically jealous that people can make a living out of kicking ass, and you can't.

Just quietly, I'm not. And what is 'kicking ass'?

I have been doing the same shit since I was 14, I'm now in my 20's and I'm still doing it.

I rest my case.

[road warrior]

'kicking ass' is like having fun. Doing what you want, becasue you have the confidence, the balls and the power to do it. Although in some peoples cases it's just because they are idiots, but the outcome is the same. You are doing what other people can't do because they are scared, or don't have the skill to do.

Everyone has a choice to be an old mate, who work's his whole life so he can just afford to pay off his mortgage by the time he is 60, or to be something else. What do you think these guy's (excluyding Johnny KNoxville) would be doing if they didn't have their shows and movies? They would all be on welfare and skating and drinking and doing the same shit, just without the dollars behind them.
anyway.........

[Mason]

Haggard is old news, but it is one hell of a movie

"These are Ryan's girlfriends underwears"

:D

[johnny]

That's great.
I couldn't afford slayer at my parties, so obviously Bam is cooler than me. Can you afford Slayer? I don't see how coolness is a standard measured by how much money you have. If that was the case, the owner of Ikea is the coolest person in the world, whether he likes Slayer or not. I once had a friend play Kumbaya on my organ at my house once, does that make me cool too? :? I have been doing the same shit since I was 14, I'm now in my 20's and I'm still doing it.
Who are you to judge anyway? Obviously the I's have it because he is ten billion times more popular than you. So if 1 billion Losers like you does that make you cool? I don't thinks so. I'm not saying if you like his stuff you are a loser, but what if 500 000 of these people that paid to watch him, walked out disapointed? All they did was pay money, you have no idea what they think about the product. Sales only measure a minor part of the product, satisfaction is the true measure of success. You are basically jealous that people can make a living out of kicking ass, and you can't. Um, it was only a couple of lines ago that you yourself asked "who are you to judge". So now I ask you, who the hell are YOU to judge RCOH? :? Jelousy is only apropriate if you covert somebody else's ability/stuff. I think RCOH made it quite clear that he doesn't do this.....'kicking ass' is like having fun. Doing what you want, becasue you have the confidence, the balls and the power to do it. So does that make what Bill Gates does "kicking ass" or even me at uni, I love what I do, am I kicking ass too? :roll: :lol: Although in some peoples cases it's just because they are idiots, but the outcome is the same. You are doing what other people can't do because they are scared, or don't have the skill to do. Or mabye they just plain old don't want to, because they aren't interested.



Do you know what the term "egocentric " means?

[road warrior]

Do you know what the term "egocentric " means?

No, I don't know what "egocentric " means, please tell me because I'm dying to know.

[johnny]

Do you know what the term "egocentric " means?

No, I don't know what "egocentric " means, please tell me because I'm dying to know.

Hah! It means two things:

1. That you don't have the ability to see things from other peoples perspectives.

2. That you don't know how to use a dictionary!

:lol: :lol:

[ashhash]

Jackass etc shit me up the wall.
I felt dumber just for watching 5 minutes of it.

Anyway Ive got some "ass" (ARSE mate, wheres your ozness?) to be kickin...

[johnny]

Jackass etc shit me up the wall.
I felt dumber just for watching 5 minutes of it.

Anyway Ive got some "ass" (ARSE mate, wheres your ozness?) to be kickin...

Leeched out of him by watching too much talentless American shlock. Can't say I'm innocent of Americanisms too though......... Tis a pox that be falling upon Australia, the 51st state of the USA!!!

Bring back Aunty Jack and Norman Gunstun I say!!

[ashhash]

Tis a pox that be falling upon Australia

You said it bro.
Look out though, you could be in Guantanamo before you know it :wink:

[road warrior]

oh well,
no matter what you guys say. I am eagerly awaiting CKY5

[n00b]

oh and anyone that likes the band CKY can eat a dick.

What the fuck is wrong with CKY? There original, can actually play their instruments and are reasonable songwriters.
Seriously, I am sick of the shit some people talk on these forums (Why I wasn't around for a while). If you don't like something I don't have a problem with you saying that you personally don't like it, just don't go attacking others who do.

[johnny]

oh well,
no matter what you guys say. I am eagerly awaiting CKY5

Now that's a position that I can appreciate. Everyone enjoys different stuff. No one is cooler than anyone else due to their earning power or tatses. Different tastes are what makes this world interesting. In the immortal words of Groove Amarda "If everybody looked the same, we'd be tired of looking at each other".


I hope when it arrives, you enjoy CKY5!

[johnny]

oh and anyone that likes the band CKY can eat a dick.

What the fuck is wrong with CKY? There original, can actually play their instruments and are reasonable songwriters.
Seriously, I am sick of the shit some people talk on these forums (Why I wasn't around for a while). If you don't like something I don't have a problem with you saying that you personally don't like it, just don't go attacking others who do.

Well I hope my last post helped to warm and fuzzy you up a bit..........

[roasted]

fine.

CKY SUCK!

my 2 cents.

[n00b]

Somebody on farkin backing away from an argument, I'm disappointed in a way :P, BTW I was probably a bit harsh seeing as though your not one of the shit stirring Little tards. I apologize :P.

[mtbmx]

fine.

CKY SUCK!

my 2 cents.

cky are good i reckon gnar kill are better.

soo roasted who do u listen to let us know so we can flame you. :)

[sifter]

quick, bomb the thread now while all the retards are stuck inside squabbling

[johnny]

quick, bomb the thread now while all the retards are stuck inside squabbling

Cyber terrorist.

[road warrior]

if I was tintsman you'd be dead by now

[n00b]

quick, bomb the thread now while all the retards are stuck inside squabbling
Look who's talking!

[S.]

quick, bomb the thread now while all the retards are stuck inside squabbling

"Hello, kettle?"
"Yes, pot?"
"You're black."

[hardtail free rider]

hey have any of you guys seen the movie haggard. its basically the guys off cky. Bam, Ryan Dunn and others made a real movie with a storyline etc.

STORYLINE!!!! that movie has no fukin storyline its lame and stupid. its like making a movie a fillingit personal jokes that only you and your friends get :evil:

[road warrior]

everyone gets the jokes, it's funny as

[bb7 rider]

Exellent, where do i get this haggard movie stuff?

im dam intrested in it now cause most of the people who are posting that say they dont like it means that my pesonality will love it. Any nerds who have a copy and dont like it wanna sell it to me? easy way to get rid of some immature, not funny, so done b4 dvd that you will not be watching again

cheers guys.

[DJ_Robbie]

"Hello, kettle?"
"Yes, pot?"
"You're black."

Am i really dumb or is that the kettle calling the pot black??

[wombat]

"Hello, kettle?"
"Yes, pot?"
"You're black."

Am i really dumb or is that the kettle calling the pot black??
Well out of those two options, you're really dumb :wink: .

[sifter]

quick, bomb the thread now while all the retards are stuck inside squabbling

"Hello, kettle?"
"Yes, pot?"
"You're black."
ive had enough kettle jokes for a lifetime today ... =====--00)___++++

[sifter]

if I was tintsman you'd be dead by now
jenni youre always too quick to jump the gun...