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[something]

I'm not a rapper or an MC but I'm tryin to rhyme
At first its pretty hard but I'll give it some time
I had a crap day at work, felt like goin bajerk
But I couldn't and I shouldn't even when not at work
So now I'm feeling kind of down
And I'm wearing a frown
And I'm moping round the house
Happines cannot be found
But although this is stinking
Tryna get my creative mind thinking
I know an MSN smilie
And his job is winking


Just tryin to cheer myself up a bit... join in

[Spoolin]

I'm not a rapper or an MC but I'm tryin to rhyme
At first its pretty hard but I'll give it some time
I had a crap day at work, felt like goin bajerk
But I couldn't and I shouldn't even when not at work
So now I'm feeling kind of down
And I'm wearing a frown
And I'm moping round the house
Happines cannot be found
But although this is stinking
Tryna get my creative mind thinking
I know an MSN smilie
And his job is winking


Just tryin to cheer myself up a bit... join in

Your trying to rhyme? Man that was a crime
I cant even be screwed, so I wont be too rude
I think you should take you frown out of town and stop moping around
You even know your stinkin, time you stopped blinking
put on your vest and start coping them in the chest.
im not lying when i say i will keep trying


Ahhhhhh i suck..... hahahahah :D

[scottmeister]

What the hell is this thread? Whats wrong with your head?
Was it a hard day at work, because of some jerk?
If you're not happy, thats kinda crappy
I better stop soon, or I'll look like a buffoon.
I can't talk and rhyme, at the same bloody time...
Why I replied I do not know, though it might make my post count grow.

[something]

Hey man, what you tryna get all gangsta for?
I know my little thing was a bit of a bore
Now don't go and diss me just because your not a fan
If it was up to me I'd probly give you a ban
OK maybe not, your practicly my best mate
We go cruisin on our bikes, city ridin till late

Come on other people, come and give it a go
Got a gripe? Have a go, have a winge and make it flow

[Squidly Didly]

I can’t believe it, this thread is so lame
yet here I am, joining in on this game
It’s Saturday night for cryin out loud
surely there’s other ways to make yo’self proud
Then again this is Farkin, home of the nerds
You’ve got nothing to play with, but these simple words
Still not my fault you haven’t got any class
now move it along before I ban yo ass!

[S.]

roses are red
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
but this one doesn't

There once was a young poet named Mel
Who used to write poems quite well
The beginnings were nice
The middles sufficed
But when it came to the last line, he could never quite get it to finish the way he wanted it to.

[and1]

Yeah! Word Up! Uh!
Yeah! What? What? Okay!
Yeah! Uh! Ya feel me yo?
Aight! Yeah! Hey yo! Yeah!
Bounce! Uh! Yeah!

[Rik]

A limerick fan from Australia
Regarded his work as a failure:
His verses were fine
Until the fourth line...

[S.]

A limerick fan from Australia
Regarded his work as a failure:
His verses were fine
Until the fourth line...
Which didn't mentioned his shrivelled genitalia?

[Carlin]

Saturday night on farkin 's a party
Post random shit and avoid the forum nazi
Cruise the Phat Snaps lookin' for something artsy
But all I find is jealous fools being nasty

Where is the love, when internet tough guys bitch and moan?
I've had enough, just leave people alone

Who really cares what bike you run
Your riding style is cool so long as you're having fun
Pull your head from out of your bum
And post in this thread with another bad pun

When people crack the shits I'll just take the piss
And if that does't work I have a big "ignore" list :D

[Grip]

yo, bro, you lookin like a ho...bo
standin cock-out at a strip show
getting no-goes from the ol-hoes.
Tell the truth, I'll keep from laughin,
you aint used to hoes or raftin
thru my city on your feet
you look to be a biking geek
in need of wheels to feel complete
oh fuck I'm sorry but now I'm laughin,
you get yo geek arse back to Farkin.

[big_pete]

Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Pink bikes turn me on, so do you

I was walkin down the street
I dropped my beer on my feet
While also smokin me durry
I felt like some curry
I went home and fell asleep

Hey.. I tried

[GordonG]

Mary had a metal cow
She kept it in a bucket
And every time she let it out
The dog next door would ... chase it up a tree.

:)

[road warrior]

I can't believe you guys are trying to rhyme without syllables,
I hard to believe you survived school..it's a mircle, It's pityful, but you have to cross with this pirate whos about to take this thread to edge and crucify it. You don't buy? Well don't defy it, I may be out numbered but at least I ain't quiet.
You may have a hard time believing I'm credible, take a look around, kid, you can tell I'm incredible, infallible. Hell, call me caustic I'm inflammable, intenable when I'm telling y'all I'm a credit to humanity.
If that doesn't cut it I'll throw in a profanity, shit! Cops found the drugs under my canopy. Guess I'll blame it on insanity, imaginary friends explain this travestity, I'm genuinly sorry, doctors should have diagnosed me properly, blame them and let me sue the system for my quarry.




meh ok I'm over it now.....that storry was getting boring.

[Cronar]

well, its c to the r, cronar, and boy, i'm not going too far
my career as a rapper could not be crapper
but i'll just endeavour, this be da best thread ever
.
.
.
.
sorry

[something]

I can't believe you guys are trying to rhyme without syllables,
I hard to believe you survived school..it's a mircle, It's pityful, but you have to cross with this pirate whos about to take this thread to edge and crucify it. You don't buy? Well don't defy it, I may be out numbered but at least I ain't quiet.
You may have a hard time believing I'm credible, take a look around, kid, you can tell I'm incredible, infallible. Hell, call me caustic I'm inflammable, intenable when I'm telling y'all I'm a credit to humanity.
If that doesn't cut it I'll throw in a profanity, shit! Cops found the drugs under my canopy. Guess I'll blame it on insanity, imaginary friends explain this travestity, I'm genuinly sorry, doctors should have diagnosed me properly, blame them and let me sue the system for my quarry.




meh ok I'm over it now.....that storry was getting boring.

Ok I'm not very good at this rap thing, its hard, may even make me look like a flaming galah. So blah blah. Kinda sounds like you've done this before, have you? Do you do it often, can you give us some more? I can't really rhyme an I don't have time to try. I think I'll cry, the other day the sun, it made me fry :(

[parallax]

title: "Ice Ice Farkin"

Ice ice farkin (x2)
All right stop, turn up the speakers and listen,
Farkin is back and its caught our attention,
Someone, is being all shitey,
Flame like master daily and nightly,
Will it ever stop yo, I don't know,
Turn off the server and watch the screen glow,
To the extreme I post crap like a vandal,
Then shoot up a post and cause a scandal,
Run to the offtopic when it gets morning,
And start poisoning your brain like a post from Johnny,
You all love to hear stuff from me,
Think it out slowly and type it up skillfully,
Love it or leave it we're all mates,
We go an ride bikes and chuck away skates,
If there was ever a problem I know who caused it,
Just look for the man by the name of Socket.

CHORUS
Ice ice Farkin (x4)

[road warrior]

Ok I'm not very good at this rap thing, its hard, may even make me look like a flaming galah. So blah blah. Kinda sounds like you've done this before, have you? Do you do it often, can you give us some more? I can't really rhyme an I don't have time to try. I think I'll cry, the other day the sun, it made me fry :(

haha, I made so so many spelling errors and mistakes I'm suprised it made any sense. Yeh, I write a few songs, not much rap...but I dig the lyrics and shit in rap/hip hop songs...it takes skill to write good stuff, so I respect it heaps. I might add another verse...

[road warrior]

ok, well I'm back, by popular demand,
I've played my hand and it stands on top of the command,
I'm unplanned man I dont know where I'm going with this verse and if I had time to rehearse.
I probably would searched the entire universe,
for what I'm trying to converse, but I'm tired of geting cursed at,
you heard that, I'm kinda given in,
so I'll use worse synonnyms, for words I dont think,
will work in within a million years,
it doesn't even matter, my rhymes mathmatical,
but I failed math so it's always sporadical,
radical changes it's dramatical,
not practicle at all it's just not at all invovled,
it hasn't quite evloved and in a way it's kind of solved I'll just end it.....


yeh...anyway...

[donthucktoflat]

the things being written and the things being said
make me want to crush my head
some rhymes are good,
and others are better,
and S. is obviously a big bed wetter
so stop your bitchin and stop your moanin
cos donhucktoflat is here to make you start moanin

farkin in general is quite a discrace
people coming in and throwing shit in your face
off topic is sure the place to be
with roadie, and carlin and georgie G
parts and stuff
where the action is,
yo grip, weld it up
wombat, where is my tizz (tire)
general discussion is my personal fave
where else could i go and crawl in a cave

so all you fellow 56k'ers
just you remember that broadband is gayer
than a choc top, soft rock tryin to be
the holy grail of intraweb activity.
just cos it takes years to load some photos,
doesn't mean you can't ... something that rhymes with photos...

[Jaskel]

I just slipped in the shower and landed on my butt crack

that is whack :) why is oprah so fat

[road warrior]

beat you down, placing head to bat,
this track is getting phat with mc donthucktoflat,
that's a wrap, that's the end I'm circling the drain,
pain in the inedevible revenge I will carry out in tens, till I've mended severed friends, men I'm saying it again, one more time, one last line to defend, defeat and then repeat, now someone lay me down a beat.




seriously.....wheres the beat

[Grip]

Boom-shicka-ugh...Boom-shicka-ugh...Boom-boom-boom... Boom-shicka-ugh...Boom-shicka-ugh...Boom-boom-ugh...

[Jaskel]

where is mundine and his awsome rapping ability wen u need him ;)

send him to the sin bin,my uncles name is mick flyn

[monkeymagic]

UH YEAH *grabs nuts*
bitches and hos *grabs nuts*
drugs and police *swaps microphone hands* *grabs nuts*
drugs and hos *grabs nuts*
police and bitches *grabs nuts*
fans and parents *shakes hand aimlessly*
girlfriend and cheating *grabs nuts* *shakes hand*
im out *grabs nuts*

[naz]

Pas de Don Corleone dans mon Quartier
Mais si tu deconnes jusqu'au bout faudra jouer les bonnes.
Mais y a plus de place pour les rêves,
Et si quand on s'éléve les rageurs te jettent l'oeil
même les Anges te crévent

[road warrior]

wooahh nazdooobiest

[Grip]

UH YEAH *grabs nuts*
bitches and hos *grabs nuts*
drugs and police *swaps microphone hands* *grabs nuts*
drugs and hos *grabs nuts*
police and bitches *grabs nuts*
fans and parents *shakes hand aimlessly*
girlfriend and cheating *grabs nuts* *shakes hand*
im out *grabs nuts*

Bwahahahah... oh yeah... that's what I'M talkin 'bout!

[DJ_Robbie]

WERD!

DELTA GOODREM LYRICS

"Out Of The Blue"

A new beginning
A new chapter of my life
Started the day
When I thought
It could be my last
My eyes were wide shut but I hadn't given up
Just thought I'd be walking the world alone

Out of the blue
There I met you
Showed me a life I can't see without you
And theres just no way
That I can fight these emotions
Your energy running through me
Nobody can renew me like you

Out of the blue
Can this be true?

Family and friends they were my life
I wasn't one for butterflies
But you gave me love that I can't disguise
And there will be times when we're apart
I want you to know you're in my heart
Growing into a beautiful garden

No emotions
My whole body felt like ice
Needed to feel that the sun would shine my way
My world had turned to dust
But I had my faith and trust
Just thought I'd be walking the world alone

Family and friends they were my life
I wasn't one for butterflies
But you gave me love that I can't disguise
And there will be times when we're apart
I want you to know you're in my heart
Growing into a beautiful garden

Out of the blue
There I met you
I can’t believe that this happened so soon
And theres just no way
That I can fight these emotions
Your energy running through me
(Out of the blue)
(There I met you)
(Showed me a life) I can't see without you
(Out of the blue) Without you
There I met you, you
(Showed me a life) I can't see without you

There will be times when we're apart
I want you to know you're in my heart
Growing into a beautiful garden (Finally come true)
(Out of the blue)
(There I met you)

[RCOH]

From form of torture to another:

Rancid Amputation, by Cannibal Corpse (& this is one of their less offensive :eek: )

Torsos hang from their own intestines
Raped of all bodily extentions, stumps wreathing in a sludge
Like infection
Suffering through a Rancid amputation
A pulsating artery accomanied by some veins, slit with no restraint
Sacs of pus develop
My muscles tighten as I feel the rush
I look at your body starting gush

I slice through the limb,
a human dissection portions of half-eaten flesh in my mouth
starting to chew your now bleeding stump

I will swallow your pus your own rectal slime
I'll force you to drink
Vessels explode as needles injected
Uncontrollable
My brain tormented
Slit from head to toe, die through the torture
Disease engulfs you
Internal rot
Fresh cut wounds, beginning to clot
Ripping through flesh is what I do best
Tear off an arm
Amputated neck
Eyes removed, cranium smashed
Decomposing remains, severed in half
Dying slowly never to rest, nerves are quivering as I trip
Removal of life on the blade of my knife
Inserted in your spine, smashing through bone
Feel my hell, I feed on fright
Rape the limbless cadaver

[W2ttsy]

WERD!

DELTA GOODREM LYRICS



since when was Delta a rapper?

she doesnt even wear any bling, although i know the bald look is propular in the ghetto :P

W2ttsy

[road warrior]

quite pasting lyrics boys......write your own.

[something]

Hey guys I'm back from holidays and I'm crap and wak as ever. I know your probably thinking "oh no, you never!"
I havn't been riding much lately so I'll bust a linguistic barspin,180to fakie. Then flick the front round into a manual and make it lookeasy, Super breasy. Meanwhile your standing back all gasping andwheezy. Uneasy at the sight of me ridin in all my glory....*STACK!* Okthis isn't some form of lyrical Shaq attack. I just had a crashandsustained a gash halfway accross my back.

[shauno]

Well my names master G and im here to say
Drinkin duff beer is the only way
I say the ooonnlllyy waay.
Break down


:D

[naz]

quite pasting lyrics boys......write your own.
:)

where meant to be living in a country of democracy
but tell me how could a million people marching not be seen?
fuck a war the unwritten laws and policies
of a government quick to make un necessary enemies.

fuck biological and chemical, fuck terrorists, sadam bush and blair
most of all fuck you howard and your team of squires
for puttin this entire country in the line of fire.

i tell you now theres not a chance you'll find me on the battlefield
id rather go 2 jail than die to save a happy meal.
you try and justify prevention weapons of mass destruction
but your making any weapon you want in mass production.

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fuck you and that horse u rode in on
that high horse u get on from bullshit you were fed on
this rap is a kickback from toes you tred on the people you pick on
what because there different from you
check your attitude those narrow views are bound to be the death of you
swing back at you and hit u up black n blue
and we would have all be better off you'd be born mute
you step up to to talk and you start to go on
its question time listen i got my suspicion
ignorance plagues this planet that we live on
you might think this song is abour rappers your wrong
its about people who use power to trip on.

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Zigzag zigzag, oui, j'ai du zigzaguer
De comète en planète ta salopette rosagué
shoot quand y'a des canettes, y'a plus d'bisou
Plus d'baisers, plus d'bises, juste un biz biz de bijoux
Tu veux du cling-cling clinquant, ne vit-on pas
sale top du top salsa plus Merco Classe A
Je braquerais les banques, toutes, tu ferais banqueroute
Boufferais des casse-croûtes juste pour paver d'or ta route
J'jouerais à cache-cache pour trouver l'cash
Userais de la calache, de la tchatche, j'vendrais même du hash
Solaar trip j'excède clean honnête et net
T'offrira des tas d'poupées pleines de p'tites pépettes
J'aurais les poches vides, portrais le même jean
Lêverais mon verre à la tienne, tu diras tchin-tchin
T'auras tout ce que sur terre le soleil fait briller
Joueras au monopoly avec des vrai billets

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