How to repair a puncture.... The dirtclown way

[j5ive]

Posted by AshleyBmx over at dirtclowns.com
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Flatties on the trail are a regular occurrence and is a real nuisance when you are not properly prepared.

Below is a tutorial, that steps you through the processes of repairingapuncture in your tire so you can get back to bombing that rockgarden.

Its not bike specific, but the same principles apply.

Your inflatable girlfriend's sprung a leak. She's gone gone flat.Youdon't know where to turn or who to ask. Don't worry. Whether it'sapinhole or a larger tear, Dirtclowns will show you step by step howtofix the puncture and put the romance back in your relationship inthebedroom or on the trail.

Step 1: Find the Leak

The easiest way to locate the leak is to put her in a tub full ofwaterand submerge her. Then, look for a stream of bubbles that indicatethesource of the escaping air.

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Be cautious about getting your blow up doll near the plumbingfixtures.They have a way of getting into those orifices when you're notlooking.

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Submerge the doll under the water until you find the spot where bubbles are coming out.

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Aha! These bubbles indicate the source of the leak. Now to repair. You have three options:

With a Band-Aid: Ideal for smaller tears, can also match skin tones of your doll
With a Tire Repair Kit: Most robust solution, if you really care enough to give the best.

The Band-Aid Fix
One of the quickest and easiest ways to repair a small hole in yourblowup doll is to simply put a band aid on it. You only need theadhesivetape part, so trim it to fit the area you need to patch.

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The band aid method works best for pinhole punctures, and is onlyatemporary solution. The bandage adhesive isn't very strong andthepatch will probably come off sooner or later. But in the shorttermit's a quick fix that will get you back in business, and it hastheadded advantage of looking natural. After all, even organicgirlfriendssometimes wear band aids.

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Obviously, when choosing a band aid, the closer you can match theskintone of your doll, the better. The darker flesh tone of this bandaidpatch stands out too clearly against her alabaster skin, which youmayfind distracting during lovemaking.

Bike Tire Repair Kit
If you have a larger hole to patch, or want a more professionalandlasting repair solution, invest in a bicycle repair kit. This smallkitcomes with several patches and a tube of vulcanizing rubberadhesive.The tire repair kit works especially well if your blow up dollis madeof latex.

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Here's a slightly larger hole that we'll repair using the patch kit.

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First, you need to apply the rubber adhesive around the hole,spreadinga thin layer over the entire area that the patch will cover.Wait 5minutes for the adhesive to set, then press the patch firmly intoplace.

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Try to think of the patch as a beauty spot or a birthmark and it won't be so distracting when you get intimate.

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Or you could carry a spare tube in your backpack.

A small pump also comes in handy.

[Ride_Guy]

*runs of to grab repair kit and doll*

[RCOH]

When I was about 15-16 a friend of mine got his hands on a sex doll. He had really strict spanish parents so he couldn't keep it at his house so he kept in my other friend's basement (which doubled as our drug taking, drinking, crashpad & bodyboard & wetsuit storage room). Anyway word got out about this doll & people from my school used to come over and fuck it ( i went to a christian brothers boys school :rolleyes: ). Anyway this went on for a while until someone tore a large rip just above the 'breasts'. Naturally, a lot of people were devasted as that doll was the only thing they were getting, or had ever had for that matter.

In a stroke of absolute genius, my friend thought it would be fine just to tie the top half of the doll into a large knot, therefore eliminating the tear & leaving the bottom, important half free to inflate & violate at will. :o

*I swear on your mother's life I never touched it, honestly*

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When I was about 15-16 a friend of mine got his hands on a sex doll. He had really strict spanish parents so he couldn't keep it at his house so he kept in my other friend's basement (which doubled as our drug taking, drinking, crashpad & bodyboard & wetsuit storage room). Anyway word got out about this doll & people from my school used to come over and fuck it ( i went to a christian brothers boys school :rolleyes: ). Anyway this went on for a while until someone tore a large rip just above the 'breasts'. Naturally, a lot of people were devasted as that doll was the only thing they were getting, or had ever had for that matter.

In a stroke of absolute genius, my friend thought it would be fine just to tie the top half of the doll into a large knot, therefore eliminating the tear & leaving the bottom, important half free to inflate & violate at will. :o

*I swear on your mother's life I never touched it, honestly*

Oh, the joys of a private school upbringing!

I went to public school, and had nothing like that. We had girls! Much better!

(I suppose thats organic ones) :)



Or should that be......orgasmic? :p

[parallax]

And you got the name "rod" how? ;) :D