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Techno Destructo
14-04-2003, 12:25 PM
In order to get the winning edge in DH races and 4X, my rig busts it out with the long wheelbase for stability at speed, a lower center of gravity, super aerodynamic position, and a dynamic posi-Quatron-magnesic-fractal-matrix-polycarbonate-phenylalanine monocoque frame, often mistaken for a lack of frame tubing. 8)

Handles the doubles and airtime super smooth. Watch for me at a road gap nearest you.

http://www.dclxvi.org/chunk/meet/outside/image/prone075.jpghttp://www.dclxvi.org/chunk/meet/outside/image/prone175.jpg

josh
14-04-2003, 12:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I would definetly love to see that thing bust out a double!!! hahaha lololol!

frank-oi
14-04-2003, 04:57 PM
love the busted ribs

Adi
15-04-2003, 12:09 AM
hehehehe, ouch :|

msbhvn
15-04-2003, 07:35 AM
man watch ya nuts on that thing, would be a good design for speed (aerodynamics), but not jumps

Techno Destructo
15-04-2003, 08:07 AM
man watch ya nuts on that thing, would be a good design for speed (aerodynamics), but not jumps

Hmmm... hard to please, eh? How about this bike then? It has about 10" of travel, I think...

http://www.dclxvi.org/chunk/meet/springy/image/vlad072.jpg

Plus, the pimp factor is large on this rig. When you see this one on the trails, you step aside. 8)

josh
15-04-2003, 12:52 PM
that sure is a sexy piece of machinery...looks like its adaptable to some sort of ultralight aircraft, just stick on some wings, push them off a cliff and away they go :D

Gutty
15-04-2003, 02:27 PM
that sure is a sexy piece of machinery...looks like its adaptable to some sort of ultralight aircraft, just stick on some wings, push them off a cliff and away they go :D

Oh thats the "light" version. Here it is in full dress. :wink:

http://www.globe.sh/guzzi/tommy/cycle-6/TU-ElectricBOB04b-m.jpg

Lots more funny bikes on this page http://www.globe.sh/guzzi/tommy/cycle-6/zukan4.htm

Techno Destructo
15-04-2003, 02:33 PM
Oh thats the "light" version. Here it is in full dress. :wink:

:shock: My god. That's... incredible. I'm could sit here for an hour staring at that, trying to figure it out.

Amazing.

josh
15-04-2003, 10:55 PM
hahaha gutty that thing is definetly cool.

nathan
15-04-2003, 11:06 PM
that thing meath to fly or what, nearly reminds me of ET the movie

xxsethsxx
22-04-2003, 03:42 AM
that thing meath to fly or what, nearly reminds me of ET the movie yeah im def. getting that feeling of ET here. can anyone of these fly? just seeing these do a 5 footer would make my week!

Unimployed
23-04-2003, 06:08 PM
hey in he bakground it says huffy bike toss. thats all theyre good for

Adi
23-04-2003, 07:22 PM
Lol, thats sooo funny, hahahaha!

Mason
24-04-2003, 03:21 PM
Hahaha, road biking future!

Squidly Didly
27-07-2003, 08:20 PM
You and your fraptapulous contraptions Techno! Funny stuff :D

Rik
27-07-2003, 10:30 PM
posi-Quatron-magnesic-fractal-matrix-polycarbonate-phenylalanine
It's a diet bike?

Techno Destructo
27-07-2003, 10:37 PM
posi-Quatron-magnesic-fractal-matrix-polycarbonate-phenylalanine
It's a diet bike?

Can't you tell by the lack of tubing? :D

Squidly Didly
28-07-2003, 08:30 PM
http://www.farkin.net/forums/albums/1370.jpg

Double beef and bacon burger!

Adi
28-07-2003, 08:33 PM
I wanna see that do a 5 foot drop, ahahaha :lol:

Ride_Guy
28-07-2003, 08:35 PM
Thats insane!!!!! imagin riding that thing man, jupming a tandem is funny enough but Dh on one omg i so want to have a shot!!!!!

Techno Destructo
28-07-2003, 08:50 PM
Damn. Any estimates on the price tag on that one?

Don't forget to factor in the Rohloff Speedhub gearbox (+$2000 for that alone) above the rear set of cranks.

Squidly Didly
28-07-2003, 08:53 PM
Despite the heavy components all over that fat rig, the guys left out the Hussefuct crankset(s).

Simo
28-07-2003, 08:57 PM
i'll take two of each

grovesy
28-07-2003, 08:57 PM
http://www.farkin.net/forums/albums/1370.jpg

Double beef and bacon burger!


Farkin hell.
That looks cool.

Rik
28-07-2003, 09:00 PM
Even with 2 people, they'd struggle to get it up anything resembling a hill. Imagine the balancing problems you'd have when you hit the rough stuff at speed :shock:

Billy
29-07-2003, 06:19 PM
Is it just me, or does that bike make them shivers look tiny ?

Dicky
29-07-2003, 07:31 PM
teeheehee i thought u mighta chucked that one up here squidlos
have a close looky at the chain comin up from the stoker's crankset - it runs up to a 14spd rohloff rear hub. from there, another chain runs Around The Hub Body Itself :O to a single ring on the rear hub.
this baby is running 3 chains.

in short....


MWUHAHAHAHA

and i want to try wheelying it :mrgreen:

dick
29-07-2003, 07:57 PM
mmm..nice bike/.
the tandem is actually pretty sick/

fastrider gus
29-07-2003, 08:11 PM
watch third down.. they actually jump a DH tandem.. over a dude!

Squidly Didly
29-07-2003, 08:14 PM
watch third down.. they actually jump a DH tandem.. over a dude!

On an Ellsworth tandem too! Shame it didn't get a segment. Remember the original "New World Disorder" with Bobby Root on the Tandem nose-wheeling down the street, with an "inflatable Ingrid" on the back? Funny stuff!

zac
10-08-2003, 09:00 AM
don't know if this is the one, but the last i heard it'd cost you around 12 grand

http://www.ellsworthbicycles.com/images/products/big_picture/temp/Witness.jpg

btw one of the dh meets in europe somewhere there were a couple of fellas on a tandem and the second bloke was BLIND! how'd ya be?

peachy
10-08-2003, 10:29 AM
lol i'd like to see a downhill tandem race, that'd be madcore... i reckon the tandem races would be more fun than competitive. anywho
how much do those bikes cost?