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GoingDHfast
09-03-2005, 09:06 PM
Melbourne, Tuesday

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Frankston.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Frankston area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As mostraces are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for......At the crew's first practice session, the Frankston pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

:p :D :p

konasaurus
09-03-2005, 09:12 PM
However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for......At the crew's first practice session, the Frankston pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

:p :D :p


bahahahahaha Golden

flasher
09-03-2005, 09:27 PM
I originally got this as an email a few days back... but it was about an investment firm who has been through some strife recently.. not unemployed youths:p .

Still funny though

bazza
09-03-2005, 11:54 PM
thats classic. cheers for posting that.

Cave Dweller
10-03-2005, 08:33 AM
Have you guys have seen the new "Grand Theft Auto" game? Looks sick as!!

Kammy
10-03-2005, 08:48 AM
i hope its realesed soon ive heard its better than any of the previous gta's :p

SNYKE
10-03-2005, 02:19 PM
Who is montoya's GF?
Yes I am so buying GTA macquarie fields, It should be more violent than the last. I heard you can throw rocks at the cops in it.(wink wink)

storyz
10-03-2005, 03:41 PM
OH man that is calssic.

funniest thing i have heard all day

fatkat
11-03-2005, 05:36 PM
old. heard it 2 years ago. BUT its still funny hehe....

Joly Joe Rider
12-03-2005, 05:47 PM
No I thought it stopped being funny about three years ago.

villy
13-03-2005, 08:02 AM
oh man thats funny. you just made my day!! And how the hell did they get a pic of montoyas girlfriend in the shower?