View Full Version : Peanut paste flavoured chocolate spread...What to do?!
dmwill
09-05-2005, 09:53 PM
It sounds pathetic dosen't it?
I like my nutella, but the other day Mum got something different... "Nuts About Chocolate". It's a mixture of peanut paste and chocolate. 750grams of it!
IT TASTES AWFUL. Just the thought is bad!
The problem is, mum won't buy any nutella till it is all used up. I'm not allowed to waste it.
What would you guys do?...As long as it dosen't involve putting it on your body!
MUGEN
09-05-2005, 09:56 PM
Suicide. :p
Cant be THAT bad can it? Nothing is as bad as vegimite i reckon.
dmwill
09-05-2005, 09:56 PM
Oh no! This crap makes vegimite the best thing ever!
CHEWY
09-05-2005, 10:05 PM
I think we got some of that stuff ages ago..
Last I saw it was crammed up the back of the cupboard..
Maybe it gets better with age :D
GoingDHfast
09-05-2005, 10:17 PM
Get on the phone to the Pentagon quick smart, tell them its a code red. Expect the SWAT team to jump out of their Commanche into your backyard within 5 minutes. They are properly trained professionals; experts at extracting the peanut butter from even the deadliest of situations.
-DAvo
09-05-2005, 10:21 PM
just go out and buy your own tub of nutella... its only like 2 bucks or something...lol
Talk to a chemical engineer. They might have some ideas about how you could seperate the peanuty crap from the chocolaty goodness.. mmmm chocolate.
[Off Topic]Oh and I like vegemite. I think people who don't are un-Australian and should be deported. Infact I've suggested this test to lil' Johny as a way of speeding up refugee processing. He's yet to get back to me, I think he's just running it by "his people" first.[/Off Topic
No_dice
09-05-2005, 10:27 PM
what! peanut butter and chocolate is the awesomest thing! ever had reesees pieces? best! my grama sends them from canada all the time! yummy!
GoingDHfast
09-05-2005, 10:30 PM
what! peanut butter and chocolate is the awesomest thing! ever had reesees pieces? best! my grama sends them from canada all the time! yummy!
Agreed, Reece's rock. Call off the Pentagon.
johnny
09-05-2005, 10:38 PM
:confused:
Farkin well spotted mate!
What would I do about peanut paste stuff? I'd refrain from posting about it for a start. I mean this is a political and social topics forum FFS mate :rolleyes:
If you don't get it, don't get upset, I'm taking the piss out of myself.
GoingDHfast
09-05-2005, 10:40 PM
Classic!!!!! And why the fuck would anyone want 11 alivio shifters? :D :p :D
dmwill
09-05-2005, 10:48 PM
Thanks for pointing out that Dane! :P
I actually got some sorted out now....guess I'd better change my signature!
What do you mean by 11 Shifters DHFast? besides the fact that 8 + 3 = 11
GoingDHfast
09-05-2005, 10:52 PM
Thanks for pointing out that Dane! :P
I actually got some sorted out now....guess I'd better change my signature!
What do you mean by 11 Shifters DHFast? besides the fact that 8 + 3 = 11
Sorry mate, just pulling your leg so to speak. Your sig says "8 front 3 rear" so a dumb person might presume you wanted 11 shifters total instead of realising you got it round the wrong way... :p
It sounds pathetic dosen't it?
I like my nutella, but the other day Mum got something different... "Nuts About Chocolate". It's a mixture of peanut paste and chocolate. 750grams of it!
IT TASTES AWFUL. Just the thought is bad!
The problem is, mum won't buy any nutella till it is all used up. I'm not allowed to waste it.
What would you guys do?...As long as it dosen't involve putting it on your body!
do u have a dog, i heard if u put peanut butter (inc choclate) on ur......,.self satisifaction whilst not wasting anything
dmwill
09-05-2005, 10:59 PM
do u have a dog, i heard if u put peanut butter (inc choclate) on ur......,.self satisifaction whilst not wasting anything
Thats just wrong man...I'm not gonna take that idea any further!
:D Oh fark! These post are so hilarious they made me choke on the steak I'm eating..... Yous should know that you are all guilty of manslaughtering if someone accidentally get choked to death by food whilst reading this.:p
...don't choke on 'nuts'....haaaaaahahahahaha :D
blt2ride
09-05-2005, 11:54 PM
It sounds like it would be pretty good to me, but I bet it wouldn't taste too good on a sandwich...
When no one is around, scoop some out and throw it away...use it up that way!
Pete J
10-05-2005, 12:39 AM
Dude, feed that choc/peanut stuff to your dog or something!!! ;)
Then again, maybe it's better to just get spoonfulls every day and hoik them at your neighbours house or something!!!!
edit: ROY does not condone the feeding of choc spreads to dogs! :)
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Hahaha your post surpasses the usefulness of this thread!
On the other hand, dmwill, if your mum will never buy you nutella again if you don't eat this jar of peanut choc crap, you could:
A. Give it to HER as a belated Mother's day gift.
B. Fork out for one jar of nutella of equal net weight; whilst she is sleeping, spoon out the unholy chocolately peanut concoction (not into the dogbowl, i've heard chocolate is really bad for dogs? (Fcuk, that's in a hersheys commercial! Disregard questions mark!)) and replace with oh so tasty and oh so fatty nutella chocolate spread (with just a picture of hazelnuts, for that market image, and a lasting sense of fasle security, to give Mums what they need to get through the day...). Problem solved.
As for what to do with the redundant chocnut spread, the possibilities are endless. You could always go down the dog root, but in the interest of canine safety, make sure he/she doesn't swallow (the chocolate that is ;) ). Another option might be putting the stuff back into the empty nutella jar which was used for the elaborate switcheroo, and replacing it on the supermarket shelf for some other poor sap to stumble across, and hopefully create an even more intriuging thread.
Agreed, Reece's rock.
I third that motion.
I combine my Nutella & peanut butter most mornings. Combined with a big glass of Milo it makes a hearty, healthy breakfast.
scblack
10-05-2005, 11:14 AM
What would I do about peanut paste stuff? I'd refrain from posting about it for a start. I mean this is a political and social topics forum FFS mate :rolleyes:
If you don't get it, don't get upset, I'm taking the piss out of myself.
Geez - you've got a short memory for the economic/financial topics! ;)
Memo to self - must start more financial topics - this political crap is opening too many eyes. :p
You don't need to take the piss out of yourself - I'll handle that thanks! :D
GoingDHfast
10-05-2005, 12:26 PM
"You could always go down the dog root"
I dont think that would be a good idea.
cressa
10-05-2005, 12:31 PM
You got a major dilema!!! Firstly slap your mum for ever thinking there is a replacement/substitute for Nutella, that is a crime. Nutella = the ultimate spread which by the way should never touch a piece of bread/toast. It should travel directly from jar to mouth touching only a spoon or your finger on the way.
What to do with the peanut butter chocolate hoax crap (i have been caught out with this product also).
Ummmm... shit i don't know, just be bad, smash it on the kitchen floor. Smear it in your little sisters hair (assuming you have one), throw it at something, throw it at something again, make a Mr Hanky doll, put it in a nappy and tell your mum you go poo poo... endless feasible possibilities!
How much of a let down is that stuff... On the shelf it appeared to be the ultimate, the one, the only. :-(
I got a full jar of it sitting up the back of the pantry still, i aint ever gonna eat it.
Thats just wrong man...I'm not gonna take that idea any further!
use ur imagination, close ur eyes, and think its that girl u have a crush on, or ur best mates sister. come on. its about as sad as this thread.
McBain
10-05-2005, 12:53 PM
Oh and I like vegemite. I think people who don't are un-Australian and should be deported. Infact I've suggested this test to lil' Johny as a way of speeding up refugee processing. He's yet to get back to me, I think he's just running it by "his people" first.I'm all for the deportation thing - not least becase Lil' Johnny himself doesn't like Vegemite. Two birds, one stone!
Laurie
10-05-2005, 02:34 PM
It sounds pathetic dosen't it?
I like my nutella, but the other day Mum got something different... "Nuts About Chocolate". It's a mixture of peanut paste and chocolate. 750grams of it!
IT TASTES AWFUL. Just the thought is bad!
The problem is, mum won't buy any nutella till it is all used up. I'm not allowed to waste it.
What would you guys do?...As long as it dosen't involve putting it on your body!
Okay mate since all of these fools cannot solve your problem just send it overseas by airmail to some foreign country, say Siberia. Out of sight out of mind. Besides you would be doing what most country's do anyway ship all of their waste and crap to some other country to worry about. Good as Gold mate!
I'm all for the deportation thing - not least becase Lil' Johnny himself doesn't like Vegemite. Two birds, one stone!
Brilliant! :D
bazza
10-05-2005, 07:07 PM
vegimite rules. you just gotta use it in the right proportions. kinda like wusabi except not. oh yer doesnt everyone have alivo shifters for sale or lying around. haha.
cornflake
10-05-2005, 07:18 PM
um how old are you? i don't think it would be all that hard to go get your old nutella jar, maybe it is. but there is an endless list on what do to with the chocolate nuts (or whatever). throw it away! scoop it out and fling it into the drain! if u must, feed it to your dog, but may i add i thouroughly disagree with naz's doggy lick fantacies...
Dicky
10-05-2005, 07:18 PM
ship all of their waste and crap to some other country to worry about
haha....
Fosters: "Export Quality". Translation: the locals think it's rat piss.
Donate your peanut paste stuff to a charity. Some kid will be very grateful.
naz, there's laws against that.
mustard
10-05-2005, 07:20 PM
yeh, my mum got me peanut-butter/ chocolate oreos YUck!!
and there that fanta drink,aaahh jaffa flavoured even worse.
sorry l'm soo childish, LOL
cornflake
10-05-2005, 07:22 PM
yeh, my mum got me peanut-butter/ chocolate oreos YUck!!
bit of a post whore here, but that is gross! peanut butter and chocolate oreo's? eeeewwwww....
Why don't you just buy another jar yourself with your pocket money?
villy
10-05-2005, 08:16 PM
Ok what you should do is make some toast and compleatly cover the toast with the stuff. then put it on a plate and while you walk out of the kitchen pretend to trip sending the toast onto the floor then you will not be able to eat it :p repeat over time and problem sloved!! :D
keepin it real
10-05-2005, 08:30 PM
well, ha, this is probably classed as animal cruelty or something, but if you have a pet, say cat or dog, just put some of it on their food. if they get sick then, then you know its REALLY bad stuff, and should be destroyed immediately!
bazza
11-05-2005, 09:58 AM
the person who did it.
donthucktoflat
11-05-2005, 01:30 PM
firecracker.. jar of peanut butter/chocolate crap... match...
BOOM!
no more problem (just make sure it is a big firecracker)
of course, you could always just flick globs of it at cars.. that could be fun! protection while riding through traffic!
strawberry flavoured condoms dont taste like strawberry
big_pete
11-05-2005, 03:00 PM
strawberry flavoured condoms dont taste like strawberry
How do you know what they taste like been experienting with reptileman :p :p
Hahahahahahahahahahaha :)
Nice call
How do you know what they taste like been experienting with reptileman :p :p
nup, why not ask olsson u 2 seemed to be joined by the hips.
ex-gf actually.
hmmm, so many ways to dispose of this crap. i have been through the same dilema, mum trying to find ways of disposing of nutella! But the best way is, slowly (2 or so spoons a day), throw the junk into a bin! Naz that dog idea is sick and twsited abuse to animals! And cornflake....ummmm.....w well who are you calling a post whore???? why would u make a post saying that and i thought it was a genuine comment! nutella is irreplacable, never forget that!
Naz that dog idea is sick and twsited abuse to animals!
how is it abuse, they sit there all day lickin ther balls, so why not let them lick urs. whilst disposing off the offending food.
cressa
11-05-2005, 08:19 PM
how is it abuse, they sit there all day lickin ther balls, so why not let them lick urs. whilst disposing off the offending food.
there is a disturbing logic there...
donthucktoflat
11-05-2005, 08:22 PM
nup, why not ask olsson u 2 seemed to be joined by the hips.
ex-gf actually.
and your ex gf was wearing the condom why?
Dicky
12-05-2005, 01:24 PM
and your ex gf was wearing the condom why?She straps on.
cornflake
12-05-2005, 03:01 PM
And cornflake....ummmm.....w well who are you calling a post whore????
err u tool aleks, if u read the post properly, u would realise that i was actually referring to myself.....
numbnuts...get the facts right before u go accusing people
oh, my bad, but, im sorry to say, that only backs up my argument, that your a post whore! any resolution to the peanut butter, chocolate spread?
Pete J
12-05-2005, 06:03 PM
I dont think anyone can be called a post-whore, i mean no here gets paid to write shit on these forums! Do they??
I prefer post-slut cos most of us here do this kind of thing for free!!!!
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