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Red Rocket
11-05-2005, 04:24 PM
Just look at these concept monstrosities!

http://design.runride.com/design/mipis/lybm40dbfa.asp?Page=1&key=creation1997&store=design&frecno=10

tomass
11-05-2005, 04:26 PM
mate that isnt ugly. ITS FUGLY

I_am
11-05-2005, 04:27 PM
Thats just a bit different.

johnny
11-05-2005, 04:27 PM
Made by Fisher Price?

Red Rocket
11-05-2005, 04:28 PM
ages 3 and BELOW apparently. Small print outlines that manufacturer accepts no responsibility for projectile vomiting caused by their bikes.

Rik
11-05-2005, 04:31 PM
Well it was the 90's after all...

ajay
11-05-2005, 04:32 PM
Garrented to make a grown man cry *sobs*

ajay
11-05-2005, 04:34 PM
Well it was the 90's after all...

alot of people say the 80's was a forgetable era, but the 90's? jeez, much, much worse... :eek:

with bikes like those and bands like 'ace of bass' - well, what more can i say

mattyd
11-05-2005, 04:52 PM
I think it looks cool.
But I am wearing Fluro Happy pants, a Hypercolour T-shirt and one of those hats with the big metal plates on the front "RADICAL".

zids
11-05-2005, 05:12 PM
i think my childhood toys had very similar designs, i can almost picture this on the dh circuit in a few years, the latest fashion, wont be saving weght through crabon but plastic!

fred the emu
11-05-2005, 06:22 PM
they r really weird, crazy designers

tanlicouz
11-05-2005, 06:38 PM
I Thought that it was pretty KOOL :cool:
ALl of the designs, would like to have one :)

IE the MUSTANG is AWESOME!

luke.b
11-05-2005, 06:51 PM
imagine riding that one to school every day. u'd get beaten in the first 2 minutes

rtd
11-05-2005, 06:59 PM
Mad! I want the Ball Bike! Apperently you can ride on water, and it's a new craze...or was...or didnt even get off the ground...

Gonzo
11-05-2005, 07:03 PM
Yeah but how relaxing would it be riding one of these bikes. It would be very good just cruising along in one of these.

Techno Destructo
11-05-2005, 07:15 PM
I love'em! I'd rock any of those! :cool:

If I got it for free, of course..... :rolleyes:

dylma
11-05-2005, 07:17 PM
"thats a skid mark in the underpants of society", just a ben stiller quote but its soo true.

fastrider gus
12-05-2005, 08:14 AM
Mad! I want the Ball Bike! Apperently you can ride on water, and it's a new craze...or was...or didnt even get off the ground...

hell yea, how mad is the ball bike!

looks as if you would get some of those bikes in a kinder suprise though...

Juls
12-05-2005, 10:26 AM
Awww.. isn't that cute..

glad I never had one.. :D

Dane
12-05-2005, 10:35 AM
If my kids were that ugly, I'd smother them with a shovel.

Dicky
12-05-2005, 11:13 AM
whoa.

someone's been watching too much anime.

that Soft Bike recumbent thing looks good though.
the Mustang's not bad either, but front wheel drive combined with that rider position would be just plain dangerous.

ahhh the 90s...


OK this thing farkin rocks. I want one.
http://design.runride.com/design/mipis/lybm40dbfa.asp?Page=1&key=creation1999&store=design&frecno=12

God I love Engrish....
http://design.runride.com/design/mipis/lybm40dbfa.asp?Page=2&key=creation2001&store=design&frecno=23

This is going to cause some fights on Christmas morning.
http://design.runride.com/design/mipis/lybm40dbfa.asp?Page=1&key=creation2002&store=design&frecno=12

More Engrish - and a really bad name choice. You're supposed to drive it barefoot?! Looks like a good way to lose some toes...
http://design.runride.com/design/mipis/lybm40dbfa.asp?Page=2&key=creation2003&store=design&frecno=18

Last but definitely not least - I can't believe they printed that...
http://design.runride.com/design/mipis/lybm40dbfa.asp?Page=2&key=creation2004&store=design&frecno=22

Red Rocket
12-05-2005, 04:34 PM
http://design.runride.com/design/mipis/lybm40dbfa.asp?Page=2&key=creation2004&store=design&frecno=20

And thats the reason they are called Iron Horse, Metal Horse just doesn'y cut it see?

Roly
12-05-2005, 06:14 PM
:eek:

i've never seen anything like that before.
That's too weird :confused:

skivi
12-05-2005, 06:44 PM
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........Oh hhhhhhhh MAN :D

that site ia an absolute pisser :D

check out the cyclop :rolleyes:

should say in fine print- may cause loss of genitals and severe back pain


also have a gander at the ball bike :)
quote - "BALL BIKE is used in water. Trendsetters and new-age
enthusiasts who want to be part of the "new trend" will
love it!"



i refuse to believe that the designs on that site arnt jokes they look that crap and who wants a bike they can ride underwater :confused:

skivi
12-05-2005, 06:58 PM
http://design.runride.com/design/mipis/lybm40dbfa.asp?Page=2&key=creation2004&store=design&frecno=23

"2.P3U
The conception of the sweetheart bike I have designed is to
emphasis on the convenience of communication between
people while doing exercise or entertaining themselves. The
bike has made it much easier and safer for the two people
who ride shoulder by shoulder to talk with each other, to
hold each other¡¦s hands or even play with each other. And
this kind of bike can be divided into two separate bikes
very easily for daily use."



all i can say is,

WHAT THE F**K :D

Dicky
12-05-2005, 07:34 PM
I reckon. That's some funny sh!t.

Maybe for optimum 'communication', it needs a back seat....?

naz
12-05-2005, 07:47 PM
wheres daver's old cove? :p

ironhorse05
19-05-2005, 06:00 PM
who needs a bike lock when you ride that!

bolzy
19-05-2005, 07:53 PM
wtf.........i only have bad things to say

Byatch
20-05-2005, 10:11 PM
hmmm, i wonder if "rideable" was a prerequisit?