George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that SUV owners could kill women.

[olly1oo6]

The George Bush conspiracy generator (http://www.buttafly.com/bush/index.php)

[Dim]

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that The Jews, white men, and the Christian Coalition could conquer Iraqis. LoL

[exvitermini]

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that oil companies, white men, and SUV owners could kill minorities.

[lotec]

George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that Republicans and gun owners could invade women.

[scottmeister]

It's been done. Yeah, I wish I was funny enough to come up with those hilarious combinations! Teehee, hee hee.

[johnny]

I don't need a generator, I've got reality instead:

From the Project of the New American Century. Read it, it's actually real. http://www.newamericancentury.org/

June 3, 1997

American foreign and defense policy is adrift. Conservatives have criticized the incoherent policies of the Clinton Administration. They have also resisted isolationist impulses from within their own ranks. But conservatives have not confidently advanced a strategic vision of America's role in the world. They have not set forth guiding principles for American foreign policy. They have allowed differences over tactics to obscure potential agreement on strategic objectives. And they have not fought for a defense budget that would maintain American security and advance American interests in the new century.

We aim to change this. We aim to make the case and rally support for American global leadership.


As the 20th century draws to a close, the United States stands as the world's preeminent power. Having led the West to victory in the Cold War, America faces an opportunity and a challenge: Does the United States have the vision to build upon the achievements of past decades? Does the United States have the resolve to shape a new century favorable to American principles and interests?


We are in danger of squandering the opportunity and failing the challenge. We are living off the capital -- both the military investments and the foreign policy achievements -- built up by past administrations. Cuts in foreign affairs and defense spending, inattention to the tools of statecraft, and inconstant leadership are making it increasingly difficult to sustain American influence around the world. And the promise of short-term commercial benefits threatens to override strategic considerations. As a consequence, we are jeopardizing the nation's ability to meet present threats and to deal with potentially greater challenges that lie ahead.

We seem to have forgotten the essential elements of the Reagan Administration's success: a military that is strong and ready to meet both present and future challenges; a foreign policy that boldly and purposefully promotes American principles abroad; and national leadership that accepts the United States' global responsibilities.


Of course, the United States must be prudent in how it exercises its power. But we cannot safely avoid the responsibilities of global leadership or the costs that are associated with its exercise. America has a vital role in maintaining peace and security in Europe, Asia, and the Middle East. If we shirk our responsibilities, we invite challenges to our fundamental interests. The history of the 20th century should have taught us that it is important to shape circumstances before crises emerge, and to meet threats before they become dire. The history of this century should have taught us to embrace the cause of American leadership.

Our aim is to remind Americans of these lessons and to draw their consequences for today. Here are four consequences:

• we need to increase defense spending significantly if we are to carry out our global
responsibilities today and modernize our armed forces for the future;


• we need to strengthen our ties to democratic allies and to challenge regimes hostile to our interests and values;


• we need to promote the cause of political and economic freedom abroad;


• we need to accept responsibility for America's unique role in preserving and extending an international order friendly to our security, our prosperity, and our principles.

Such a Reaganite policy of military strength and moral clarity may not be fashionable today. But it is necessary if the United States is to build on the successes of this past century and to ensure our security and our greatness in the next.

Signatories:

Elliott Abrams ( Deputy Assistant to the President and Deputy National Security Advisor for Global Democracy Strategy) Gary Bauer William J. Bennett (part time speech writer for Bush Jnr.) Jeb Bush (Govenor of Florida-Presidents brother)

Dick Cheney (Vice President of the USA) Eliot A. Cohen ( Defense Policy Board: Member, Department of Defense: Director, National Security Leadership Course ) Midge Decter (Committee on the Present Danger: Member This is an agency that deserves more of an explination than what I can give here. Google Committee on present danger and you will be able to read the ASTOUNDING powers that this committee has. Basically, the only more powerful entity is the president himself, yet NOBODY even knows of this agancies existance) Paula Dobriansky (Under Secretary of State for Global Affairs) Steve Forbes

Aaron Friedberg (National Security Council: Consultant (1), (6)
Department of Defense, Office of Net Assessment: Consultant (1), (6)
Central Intelligence Agency: Consultant) Francis Fukuyama (Policy Planning Staff of the U.S. Department of State) Frank Gaffney (Department of Defense) Fred C. Ikle (Reagan Administration: Undersecretary of Defense for Policy, U.S. Arms Control and Disarmament Agency: Director )

Donald Kagan Zalmay Khalilzad ( Ambassador to Afghanistan, Special Presidential Envoy to Afghanistan, National Security Council: Senior Director for Gulf, Southwest Asia and Other Regional Issues, Department of Defense: Assistant Deputy Undersecretary for Policy Planning, Department of State: Associate, Policy Planning Council, this guy also works for Unocal an oil company close to the Bush family) I. Lewis Libby ( Chief of Staff to Vice President Dick Cheney ) Norman Podhoretz (U.S. Information Agency: Chairman of the New Directions Advisory Committee)

Dan Quayle (ex-vice president) Peter W. Rodman ( Assistant Secretary of Defense for International Security Affairs (current) (1)
National Security Council and White House) Stephen P. Rosen Henry S. Rowen (U.S. Department of Defense Policy Board, U.S. Department of Defense)
Donald Rumsfeld (Secretary of defence) Vin Weber (U.S. House of Representatives) George Weigel Paul Wolfowitz (ex-deputy of defence 2000-2004 now head of World Bank)


Doesn't get any more simple and straight forward than that.

[Elbo]

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that white men, Republicans, Ann Coulter, oil companies, and big corporations could invade women.

[lotec]

hey johnny... can you summarise all that into a simple one line thingo so that people will bother to read it? :p

[johnny]

We aim to make the case and rally support for American global leadership

Does the United States have the resolve to shape a new century favorable to American principles and interests?

sustain American influence around the world

foreign policy that boldly and purposefully promotes American principles abroad; and national leadership that accepts the United States' global responsibilities.

The history of this century should have taught us to embrace the cause of American leadership.


That's the guts of it there. They think that America should rule a world made in their image. The names below it are the signatories which include the vice president, the president's brother, the secretary of defence, the head of the world bank etc.

[hardtail free rider]

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Republicans could oppress The French.

[Monkey!]

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could oppress women.

[Joly Joe Rider]

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that SUV owners could conquer welfare recipients

[scblack]

George Bush invaded Iraq so that Halliburton could get BILLIONS of dollars of reconstruction contracts.



(Halliburton is an American construction giant company, for those who may not know).

[johnny]

(Halliburton is an American construction giant company that the now vice president, Dick Chenney used to be the CEO of. They were a small one horse company originally, but when Bush snr was voted out, Chenney was out of a job and went to work for Haliburton. He took with him all the contacts he'd made in Saudi Arabia and turned ?Haliburton (KBR) into what they are today. Chenney still recieves around $150 000 a year from Haliburton, maybe for the work he still brings in ;) , for those who may not know).

Fleshed it out a bit for ya :)

[scblack]

Fleshed it out a bit for ya :)

I bows my head to ya, thanks ;)

[Tommygun]

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that white men could offend women.

[Rexy]

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that white men and the Christian Coalition could conquer Muslims.

Haha good find!