Commander Dilsnikk
14-05-2005, 01:07 AM
I wish! Instead, it's floating somewhere above the rest of my knee in two pieces.
The worst thing (apart from the 8 weeks off the bike) is that I did it falling to the ground after mesing up a simple grind on the smallest quarter pipe known to man. I don't even get a cool injury story to go with it! I always knew roller-blading would be the death of me.
So...I'll be paying a friendly visit to the orthopedic surgeon who gets the pleasure of deciding whether to knock me out, cut me open and wire the whole darn thing together. Fark... i don't care... as long as i get some crutches that don't rub my armpits like a visually impaired priest.
Oh well... hopefully the Disability Services unit here at uni will give me an electric scooter to use while i'm incapacitated. I am getting ideas of attaching a cd player to it and zimming class-wards playing Ride of the Valkeries.
Now give me your sympathy....damnit! :D
Or simply come round and take my pants off for me...
P.S. On another note... if you get a chance, go and see the Melbourne funk band 'Baron Samati', if only for the "country death metal ditty about internet kiddy porn". The only worthwhile part of my past 24 hours. The gig, not the kiddy porn...
The worst thing (apart from the 8 weeks off the bike) is that I did it falling to the ground after mesing up a simple grind on the smallest quarter pipe known to man. I don't even get a cool injury story to go with it! I always knew roller-blading would be the death of me.
So...I'll be paying a friendly visit to the orthopedic surgeon who gets the pleasure of deciding whether to knock me out, cut me open and wire the whole darn thing together. Fark... i don't care... as long as i get some crutches that don't rub my armpits like a visually impaired priest.
Oh well... hopefully the Disability Services unit here at uni will give me an electric scooter to use while i'm incapacitated. I am getting ideas of attaching a cd player to it and zimming class-wards playing Ride of the Valkeries.
Now give me your sympathy....damnit! :D
Or simply come round and take my pants off for me...
P.S. On another note... if you get a chance, go and see the Melbourne funk band 'Baron Samati', if only for the "country death metal ditty about internet kiddy porn". The only worthwhile part of my past 24 hours. The gig, not the kiddy porn...