effect alcohol has on you

[LEX]

Followign tanlicouz post, Many people start to act in a very weird and sometimes scary way wether it is singing or being wreckless whatever it is its usualy regretable come the morning.
Ok so heres the Idea, Post up the effects acohol has on you, if you don't know ask a friend im sure they will know, Oh and post ur age aswell.

I tend to become very talketive and apparently when im incredibly pissed i blink with 1 eye then the other.... Im pretty boring but lets see what u all got

[Cave Dweller]

I become the worlds most attractive man when drunk.

[trevallynbikerdude]

I become the worlds most attractive man when drunk.
well said cave dweller....

i become quite random just doing radnom stuff like yelling at the cd player to change track etc , and get distracted easily when trying to have a conversation(i.e talking about poodles and i will see a picture and start to describe in relation to the sun) i also lose a shiteload of balance but everyone does that so it doesn't really count.

i'm 16

richo

[tu plang]

general loss of inhibitions - become more outgoing, this can sometimes help with the ladies but sadly it is by no means a sure fire hit.

will give a detailed report tonight WOOHOOO midweek holiday parté (exhibition holiday)

[Rik]

I can talk endlessly about the most inane things imagineable.

[toodles]

I get really talkative and then about 5 hours later everything looks comfy and I need to lie down. Just for 5 minutes. I'll be right back up I swear. Snore.

Or I get hungry and start looking for hot dogs, pizza and kebabs.

As for the morning after... ask anyone who saw me at the Toowoomba race on Sunday. Not healthy.

[tu plang]

and then about 5 hours later everything looks comfy and I need to lie down. Just for 5 minutes. I'll be right back up I swear. Snore.

haha, i thought it was just me.

[toodles]

haha, i thought it was just me.

Shit no. We shoulda started a "places you've woken up" thread

[LEX]

^^^^ after yr 10 formal i woke up in Wahroonga park in a tux with 50 asian tai che people staring at me.... and when i tryed to get up i fell over and they looked at me in disgust damn old ppl just dont understand lol

[Dumbellina]

Under a pine tree in a park in Canberra on an icy night, those pine needles do not keep you warm!!

[Kona.S.P]

I talk a lot and try to impress the ladys by talking about either bikes or cars. Both of which they dont give a shit about.
I then wake up in bed the next morning with a headache and then later that night i hear all the storys from my friends.
I'm 18 by the way.

[Daver]

I become talkative, all singing all dancing, and a few hours later i'll be asleep.

[Caine]

i get really stupid and do the most lame things ever which i think is the funnyest things on earth in my drunken state :rolleyes:

Weirdest place i woke up was my best freinds house about 10 kms from my house sleeping next to his dog house....

[Chicka]

Most random place that i have woken up.....
In the pirate ship of my semi-local park.
Ahh to be 16 again


max

[Disco]

I get rowdy... yelling at things, playfighting. But then again I only drink rum.
The local Kebab shop [Nicks Place] shuts at 2am saturdays...
And for some reason... even after vomiting... I always make it home. But than again once I passed out head in the fridge after coming home. :D

Michael

[Registered Nutcase]

I once I passed out head in the fridge after coming home. [Michael

hahhaha thats a classic

im talkitive and a ill do anything, got no shame while im drunk.

the wierdest place ive woken up was in that park outside newcastle station

btw i live in sydney

im only 17

[Shaun]

i become more talkative and become quite whitty and funny. i alsobecome a bit more ballsy. i also spit a lot while i'm talking, i know i do it but i can't stop it. i'm 18

[MikeT]

some times im laid back some times i go nuts.

One time i randomly startd going on about how good it would be to sleep in one of my friends cupboards because it was so massive, i don't remember anything until my friend woke me up and i was in the cupboard.

And once i walked into my freinds bathroom to find him there passed out pants down puke all over the toilet and the floor then i threw up. Then one of my other mates threw up all over the floor and the next morning he threw up again trying to clean it up and paid a friend to clean it up for him. bludger.

oh ...and i sing too :p :D

[Tomas]

I just cant sit still. Ill slouch, sway, groove. Often, all at the same time. I have been known to walk up to peoples conversations, listen for 30seconds, walk off, come back 30seconds later... repeat for the next half hour.

Im a restless drunk.

[®ider]

We should make a thread on tripadelics and how your trip was....

My post has no significance in this thread

[cheese]

hahhaha thats a classic

im talkitive and a ill do anything, got no shame while im drunk.

the wierdest place ive woken up was in that park outside newcastle station

btw i live in sydney

im only 17

Geez im surprised you didnt get rolled.

When im drinking I talk more than usual, hug people, be an ass, nothing too negative I dont think. I mostly enjoy the feeling, having some music I like heightens the euphoria X 10.
More recently I begin dancing at the first hint of club music as long as someone will dance with me.

We should make a thread on tripadelics and how your trip was....

Im not sure if you will call weed a 'trip'. But back when I smoked a bit I had a shocking trip. I was in a bushy type area, had finished tokin and started to walk up the path towards a home sort of direction. Suddenly it was like a massive green sun had stuck in my eye, everything was stupidly bright and green. I couldnt see anything, I could hardly stand. My mates dragged me up the hill and dumped me. One of my mates in the usual stoned man way had uncontrolable fits of laughter, started skipping along the road, and saying hello to the amused council workers. 5 minutes later, actualy im not sure how long it was, my vision was back to normal and i stumbled back along the road to home. As soon as I got inside I lay on the couch and fell asleep. I woke up and all the orange juice was gone .
:mad:

[and1]

A month ago after a massive drinking session I was sposed to crash at a mates place and instead woke up in the guy called Steve's car, funny thing is I have no idea who Steve is so I opened the door of his car, walked to the station and went home.

When drunk if wagered I will do just about anything if people rile me up enough.

[Woodsie]

I can talk endlessly about the most inane things imagineable.
I think the question meant what do you do different when you are drunk. :p

[wombat]

I think the question meant what do you do different when you are drunk. :p
Yeah, when he's drunk he talks like that to women.

[wtr]

Attempted to breakdance at a shopping mall car park, but I was too flexy to keep my arms straight...

Don't mix red with white wine...or you'll turn pink!:eek:

[StormFire]

i find that with the more beer i drink the more likely i am to fly...


you don't believe me?...


well it's true...


i have a tooth mark on my knee to prove it...


thanks to a certain experience with a roof...and then the subsequent experience with the ground.

[naz]

i chase seagulls.

[Dumbellina]

i chase seagulls.

Do you kill and eat them?

[rhyno]

i don't drink.

[johnny]

I wee more than usual.

[Dumbellina]

Any urine-related funny stories? I peed (including down myself) in front of a group of people on the Foreshore at Newcastle (near the Brewry) after an incident involving a bottle of white rum. Whoops

[norco_rampage]

i had about half a bottle of Absinth, passed out in toilet and chipped my teeth. i had to pay 200 dollars of dentist bills, and this was yesterday. then i woke up with no pants on. good times i say

[Jordy]

Any urine-related funny stories? I peed (including down myself) in front of a group of people on the Foreshore at Newcastle (near the Brewry) after an incident involving a bottle of white rum. Whoops
do we have to get into that kinda thing ? its a bit more gross then funny...

but if we do have to get into that. One of my mates somehow peed in a bin at our local skatepark while he was standing in it and managed not to get pee on himself...this was while he was sober during broad daylight tho.( the kinda bin that the garbo's come round every week and pick up from houses)

[HYOSHIMO]

hmm places ive woken up...

you guys whould live in the mountains -im set if i find a park or a nice comfy gutter, anyways - once when i was like 14-15 i woke up at my mates place with absoloutely nothing on and another mate in the same room with only boxers on -after walking around the house at like 6 am naked his mum came out and handed me my stuff -she said that i had chundered on my self and that she decided to wash my stuff while i passed out - so she undressed me...thats an awkward parent to meet these days.
second place ive woken up, we slept on our schools bus once, we cut through the school and decided that the bus was closer then our mates place -bus got really cold so we broke into a class room and slept there, thats wierd waking up to the shityou stare at while bored in school.

[roasted]

I laugh at lots of things.

and I sleep.

I woke up on a mates roof one morning. sooo shocked, I nearly rolled off the thing.

[josh_lives_here]

I start to think that im the most skillful/intelligent person on the planet and i make coments about things that i have absolutely no idea about with complete confidence. I also do things sutch as breakdancing, singing and jumping off fences into pools.

kinda just myself exept exadurated.

[big_pete]

I laugh alot, attempt to break dance and talk till the other persons ears fall off..
Once I got really agressive and almost got in a fight with some older guys but all my mates pinned me down and slapped me and crap
Oh im 13 trapped in a 17 year olds body... ( bit immature) :P

Oh and at my year 10 graduation afters I got very drunk rode olsson bike ( farkin member ) and offered it to some guy for free and olsson went off his nar nar..

[scblack]

I get nude more than usual.

[johnny]

I get nude more than usual.
Note to self: No more drinking with scblack!

[bryce]

the wierdest place ive woken up was in that park outside newcastle station

btw i live in sydney

im only 17

hahaha thats gold

i always seem to have lost all my money??

[S.]

Everything seems funnier and things that previously sounded like a bad idea now sound like a good idea.

[Jaskel]

i turn into a complete prick...hey thats no different to when im sober ;)

[Disco]

Yeah, Nudity comes naturally when drinking Rum.

Funny adventure [Props sibley... It made me laugh the next day when i was at the skatey] was after out at the pub, one of the BMX boys decided it would be funny to shit on the fun box and bank at the local skatey and rub it all over the concrete.

What made it amusing as opposed to gross, was that the next day there was 13yo wannabeskanks "sun baking" there to try and impress the skaters.

Noone was game enough to tell them. It was more fun to just laugh.

Michael

[R33F]

I am a happy drunk, will drink until I can't usually, and then sleep.

I dont drink spirits as they turn me stupid (quickly).

10+ beers = loss of audio

15+ beers = loss of visual

18+ beers = loss of data processing.

I lived in Belfast (Eire) for 12 months, and the record there was 24 pints of Guiness in one session.

(3 gallon for you old folk) :) - I was 114 kg's at the time !!!!

The next morning I woke up out the front of Mess's McGuires Pub.

In Dublin :confused:

I'm 30 something going on 16.

[Captain Blake]

I don't drink much, because of my age, I actually don't drink at all anymore.

Anyway this is my favourite, I was staying at a mates place, with another friend (who happened to be a girl) and we had emptied a bottle of barcardi white rum, had a Tooheys extra dry each, and had a shot of Abolut Vodka each (yes I did spew later that night).

Anyway I went into the room I was staying in to get a jacket, and I fell asleep. When I woke up I went tip-toeing around the house wispering the girls name. They were watching the 2am game of the wallabies vs South Africa. They led me back to bed. When I asked them if I did anything stupid in the morning, they said I stomped around the house shouting "ISOBEL"

My friend also decided to chuck an un-opened bottle of white rum onto the street that night.

[W2ttsy]

i dont drink lots when i go out. im normally the one who makes sure me and my girl get home safely after we're done with the night. if i am at a party, ill get really loud when i talk, and take the piss out of everyone there.

one time tho, i went drinking down at the local park with freeride_sweet. he was so fucking paranoid, kept ducking into this slide every time he saw a car thinking it was the cops. most of them were taxi's or just cars. not to mention the fact that we were about 700 meters from the road and it was 2am.
guess thats what underage drinking does.. we then drank to much and spewed up in a bin.

we got home, got busted, and he got sent back to melbourne the next day with the worst hangover.

nice quote of mine after a hard night.

"a night to forget, but cant remember"

W2ttsy

[fatkat]

Well latest story was from last night... after
3 french pussies
1 cougar and coke (my own mix)
4 southo and coke (my own drunkard mixes so 50/50)

All in the vicinity of 45mins. I couldnt stand up..
Usually i stager around, speak in a devvo accent, tell people im fooked, talk to randoms about nothing at all, start hugging people, stuff like that.
I also have a tendency to do anything anyone says. If someone asked me to jump off their roof id probably do it.




EXTREME!!!!!!!!!! hehe

[Constable Care]

When i get maggo i become a cheerful swede called Sven Von Crofton and go round greeting every one :)

[freeride_sweet]

i dont drink lots when i go out. im normally the one who makes sure me and my girl get home safely after we're done with the night. if i am at a party, ill get really loud when i talk, and take the piss out of everyone there.

one time tho, i went drinking down at the local park with freeride_sweet. he was so fucking paranoid, kept ducking into this slide every time he saw a car thinking it was the cops. most of them were taxi's or just cars. not to mention the fact that we were about 700 meters from the road and it was 2am.
guess thats what underage drinking does.. we then drank to much and spewed up in a bin.

we got home, got busted, and he got sent back to melbourne the next day with the worst hangover.

nice quote of mine after a hard night.

"a night to forget, but cant remember"

W2ttsy

with me being paranoid that was only because i got a criminal ecord 2 weeks priour to going down, and i didnt really want to make it worse with an underage drinking charge as well, but it was a kool night

[hysteria85]

Usually i stager around, speak in a devvo accent, tell people im fooked, talk to randoms about nothing at all, start hugging people, stuff like that.
I also have a tendency to do anything anyone says. If someone asked me to jump off their roof id probably do it.




EXTREME!!!!!!!!!! hehe

wtf mate, how can you forget about the Queen singalongs :D

(warning to all - never try to sing 'don't stop me now' while pissed. It is too fast, you will fall over)

[fatkat]

Oh and also i shout out obscenities with the words "pudding" and "wang" in them

NB: Pudding is hysteria's name.

[ed the frog]

usually i get a bit rowdy in the streets, in the likes of "hey wouldnt it be funny if we up ended that parking meter".

once after a hell of alot of drinks i was egged into drinking half my schooner though my nose. later i woke up in the shower, in the nude, water running and all!