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shockwave
29-08-2005, 07:08 PM
Hi was just wondering has anyone done downhill in the nude because i have been dared to and only allowed to wear my full face can anyone give me and tips
cheese
29-08-2005, 07:11 PM
Geez, that would be a sight. Are you talking about racing in the nude? Make sure you dont stack.... ouch. I think its in earthed that some guy rides the washed out 4X track in red dickies.
kona_boy
29-08-2005, 07:11 PM
make sure your weener doesnt get sucked in the wheel when you crash.
you will most likely get circumsised by the rotor.
toodles
29-08-2005, 07:11 PM
can anyone give me and tips
don't fall off?
johnny_boy
29-08-2005, 07:19 PM
Hi was just wondering has anyone done downhill in the nude because i have been dared to and only allowed to wear my full face can anyone give me and tips
convince your mates to include shoes in the deal. i know i wouldn't do a run barefoot, it's guaranteed ouchies, even if you stay on. My advice- Make sure you're drunk-stuff hurts less.
you will experiance some serious slappage on the rock gadens.. are you allowed shoes?
notb4dinner
29-08-2005, 07:37 PM
I've (unfortunately) witnessed a nude run of the old Killingworth track, so yes it has been done.
Žider
29-08-2005, 07:48 PM
Make sure you wear a Turbin on your head.
Only daver does nude run on his yeti
Make sure you wear a Turbin on your head.
Only daver does nude run on his yeti
and on his 4X! Seen it first hand! :D
maybe tape your balls to your stomach??? Why would you take up a dare like that?
juzzo
29-08-2005, 07:59 PM
dont put your feet down and hope your chain doesnt slip
Trust me, make sure you wear shoes! Riding barefoot isn't much fun at all.
And gloves... so you have something to wear if you crash and have to walk out.
Atomizer
29-08-2005, 08:12 PM
Hi was just wondering has anyone done downhill in the nude because i have been dared to and only allowed to wear my full face can anyone give me and tips
Wearing a full-face would disqualify you from The Nude Pushrodders if you were a member or qualifying for membership. It's the birthday suit or it's not nude at all. Them's tha rules.
The jury is still out on the question of shoes if you're riding clipless. I say no. But..that's just me and my pedantic ways.
If you saw my foot after the last Thredbo state round, you'd be convinced that shoes are a good idea. Being madcore is one thing, not being able to walk properly for 2 weeks is another :o
Superman
29-08-2005, 08:29 PM
haha dont sit on your tyre!
go for it dude, have fun!
gravity
29-08-2005, 08:59 PM
A guy did a nudie DH run at the National Championships race at Mt Beauty quite a few years ago now. It's on the end of the now retro "soil samplers" video released in 1999 ! :)
still a classic aussie moment...I saw the naked guy stack near the end of the course and crash and land on 2 cute girls laps...no bullshit !!
wind ding brutha
29-08-2005, 09:00 PM
Ummmmm, make sure you dont have a hairy bumcrack as that is not a good look if your head down bum up on a speed tuck thingo when your going super fast, plus long bum hairs will give more wind resistance.
donthucktoflat
29-08-2005, 09:10 PM
If you saw my foot after the last Thredbo state round, you'd be convinced that shoes are a good idea. Being madcore is one thing, not being able to walk properly for 2 weeks is another :o
but you were tanked after thredbo so you wouldnt have been able to walk properly anyway! damn kids and their huck bikes :p
KANE MCLATCHIE
30-08-2005, 05:15 AM
i did a big dirt jump in balarat nude.im gunna post the movie up tonight in the fat vids.it was a pissa
scblack
30-08-2005, 07:42 AM
Haha, yes I've done DH runs in the nude. Great fun!
I don't care what anyone says - helmet, shoes and gloves will always be worn by me on a DH run, so with them on, you're still nude as far as I'm concerned. ;)
Just don't stack, thats my advice. :)
wsmtbdhvp
30-08-2005, 09:54 AM
I thought the days of Bad Boy Benny riding down Thredbo on a dragster and every other site were gone. Please do not revive this!
thecat
30-08-2005, 11:23 AM
Just think about when it get steep, you are way back over the bike, the rear wheel comes up and drags your scrote in through the rear triangle....
Gravjunkie
30-08-2005, 07:19 PM
If you get shuttled back up the mountain nude, beware the Crankgrabbers!
blt2ride
31-08-2005, 07:26 AM
Haha...that would be a sight to see. I guess it's not too much different than riding in spandex... :rolleyes:
liams
02-09-2005, 09:57 AM
**cringes**
I shudder to think
Vicious_Fishes
03-09-2005, 07:14 PM
and dont do it in the cold or you'll embarrass yourself... :p
mazzer
03-09-2005, 08:08 PM
shoes gloves and a helmate and dont crash there will be gravel rash in places the sun dont shine :D
sammy boy
03-09-2005, 09:44 PM
GO FOR IT!!! :D :p
crazydownhiller
03-09-2005, 10:58 PM
Make sure you have a high speed camera pointed at the wang region so you and your girlfreind/mates can have a chuckle one night on the piss when watching it in slow motion.
norco por 1
21-09-2005, 07:03 PM
if you do it make sure you dont stack a broken bone would be the least of your worries,
make sure it is'ent cold :eek:
you should get a bikin wax , do you want to make a bigger fool of your self by having a hariy ass crack or back.
DONT DO IT (dont be a pussy do it)
i dont want to think off this befor i go to bed :( :(
RIDE HARD, DIE HARD CARE FACTOR ZERO
Loudvq
22-09-2005, 03:04 PM
I have seen some footage of it done it was a guy riding i think an old school, pedal back brake BMX. Looked funny it was on one of the DRIFT DVD`s I cant remember which one but it was either 1 or 2.
Constable Care
22-09-2005, 03:22 PM
Only daver does nude run on his yeti
Thats not a pleasant image
Cletus
22-09-2005, 05:08 PM
a couple of years ago i rode my local skate park naked on my bmx. i just had my shoes on(so not totaly naked) i was highly entoxicated but still managed to pull stunts over the 6 foot spine ramp and carve around the park with out looseing any skin(pheeew). i had fun though :D
I have seen some footage of it done it was a guy riding i think an old school, pedal back brake BMXCould it have been on Because We Can, and the rider on an old chopper of sorts? When he crashes and walks towards the crowd you can see them recoil in horror :D
floody
22-09-2005, 06:02 PM
A guy did a nudie DH run at the National Championships race at Mt Beauty quite a few years ago now. It's on the end of the now retro "soil samplers" video released in 1999 ! :)
still a classic aussie moment...I saw the naked guy stack near the end of the course and crash and land on 2 cute girls laps...no bullshit !!
Haha...
One of the old school members of club mud, Bubba (Xavier Kelly) was prone to the odd nudie run, I remember he did one at the state series race at Black Hill (Ballarat) and Bromley + co hadn't got down from the top in the shuttle bus before he finished, he ended up hiding in the bushes..lol.
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