Would you like some limbs?

[scottmeister]

http://www.e-cuerpos.com/company.php

E-Cuerpos has been proudly serving the South American market since its foundation in 1994. Through e-Cuerpos you can order human bodies and limbs from anywhere. E-Cuerpos guarantees 100% of satisfaction in all its products and services.

e-Cuerpos. Providing Bodies. Providing knowledge.

:D

[rooks]

:eek:
is that legal

How long will it take for my order to be arrive?

Orders may take up to 7 days to be processed and prepared for shipping. After that, they may take from 15 to 20 week days to be delivered. From the moment of purchase to the arrival of the product at your house it may take up to 35 days. If you don’t receive your order in 6 weeks, please contact us so that we can track it.


does that mean what i think it means

[Dim]

wtf..........

[Christo]

Holy crap...

Skins?

Sold by square foot. Specify hairy or glabrous. Ask about our "palms and soles" discount.

....???

On a related note - the visible human project.

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/research/visible/visible_gallery.html

Basically cadavers, cut into 1mm segments & then virtually put together.

Interesting story - the visible man is (well was) a death row inmate & the visible woman was a vagrant (if I remember correctly)...

[kevpun]

Damn it Igor, I just went out to the warehouse and I can't see any eyeballs, we're low on ankles and you can count the number on fingers we've got on one of our hands.

Now get out there and top up the inventory, a bunch of Australians have been browsing our website and we'll probably get a flood of orders.

While you're at it, check with Mortisha in marketing and find out what body parts mountain bikers are most likely to use a lot of, I know for a start we're fresh out of arseholes and I bet those dirt jumpers rip theirs to shreds when they land all the time ...

[punk_downhiller]

u can even order yourself a pair of breasts if u like!

[Fatman]

I wonder if you can sell your body to them before you die? :D

That is some seriously bizarre stuff.

[udi]

I just emailed them asking if they want my remaining kidney.

Fox 40 here I come! :)

[Binaural]

Great, just what I want to know when I am going to Argentina next week. Nothing like waking up in a bath full of ice with a note stapled to your chest...

[rowanr]

wtf
that is fucked up. $200k for a full body. what a rip off, i can get them for at least half that!

[Jacko Wacko]

it's probably not legal so you may as well go out and kill someone because its cheaper

[DWNHLR01]

How do you think they get the bodies?

[notb4dinner]

The internet never lies. :rolleyes:

[Atomizer]

u can even order yourself a pair of breasts if u like!

An 86cm tit it is to! With bonus dye/biopsies/tumours. Check that vintage!! '79 was a great year for breasts!.

There's the Xmas gift for the person that has everything!!

Nice! :eek:

[Rik]

"Additional costs for matched set", oh dear, I'm trying to keep breakfast from making an encore appearance, but laughing really hard at that isn't helping my cause at all. Brilliance!

The visible human project is awesome, I wish my body could be as useful as that once I'm finished with it. Organ donor here, would be happy to be a full body donor if someone has a purpose for it... does anyone remember the project in Australia where you can donate your brain to research? I think they wanted to study either people of higher than average intellect, or people that took LSD. I can't remember which one it was, but either way if I'd qualify I'd put my hand up. Given that I can't remember what it was, it's apparent that I don't have much use for my brain now anyway, so they might as well take it while it's fresh!

[jono_kona]

might sound like an idiot here, but do you ind if i ask how you came across this site? are you after some body parts

[DWNHLR01]

I wonder if you can sell them body parts, I don't think i'd miss my little fingers.

[bowzaa]

Dear Santa,
I have been good this year so what i'd
really like would be a new left clavicle please?
thanks
matt
;)

[mr636]

i cant get to the site cause of firewalls at work. can someone tell me what the fuck u do with body parts?! i assume u cant really transplant them, what with all the back orders and shizzle...
so what do u do? make a "special" cassarole:confused:

[punk_downhiller]

E-Cuerpos, represented by its partners and collaborators, will always sell human bodies and limbs, discreetly and preserving the privacy of its clients. Scientists, collaborators and human body enthusiasts will always find in E-Cuerpos a serious, dedicated and socially responsible supplier.

hmm hav to wonder how legal this really is....??

[shirtz]

seriously though, someone email them. ill give me my bits after i die if i can have some cash now.

ps. my soul is currenty 5.99 on ebay with 2 days to go.