Urinal vs Cubicle

[bradmc]

http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=39566

when taking a leak....NEVER LOOK SIDEWAYS!

I see more and more guys go an pee in the cubicle, what is with that? Do they/you sit down and pee or do they/you have small dicks? or is it cultural?

Anyway, just a Saturday morning thought after reading some insightful threads on Farkin.

I am a urinal man......how about you guy's?

[R33F]

Dont know what it is with blokes and cubicles these days ??

you are correct.

Maybe they are the ones who had bad experiences and were laffed at during Pys. Ed. in High School ??

In saying that, blokes who stand at the urinal with there hands on their waists while pizzing isnt cool either.

[floody]

Dunno, I *mostly* use a cubicle, no conscious rationale behind it. Particularly when out on the town, I guess its a moment of solitude maybe? I use both at various times.
I won't go out of my way to use the cubicle - if theres noone in there I use it, if its occupied and there is room at the urinal I go to the urinal.

[Rik]

I am a urinal man......how about you guy's?Washbasin.

[RCOH]

Ya mum, she loves it

[Tomas]

Washbasin.

New York Yankees game a few years ago.... I would really really really hate to be cleaning up thoes bathrooms afterwards. The washbasins were fair game i guess..... :o

[josh123]

I prefer to take a leak in cubicle...i think a moment of solitude is just wha you need to get started...i dead set cannot piss with blokes standin behind me inline at the footy for example or with guys slashin next to me:o

[Kona.S.P]

I prefer to take a leak in cubicle...i think a moment of solitude is just wha you need to get started...i dead set cannot piss with blokes standin behind me inline at the footy for example or with guys slashin next to me:o
Agreed here man.....

[McBain]

i dead set cannot piss with blokes standin behind me inline at the footy for example or with guys slashin next to me:oYou need to drink more beer then!

[mtb1611]

Yes it is quite a peculiar scenario and one that I have encountered on many a visit to the water closet. If they're needing to shite, fair enough, but I don't understand why you'd queue for a cubicle just for an edith bliss. It's not like everyone stands at the trough checking out each other's schlongs. Well, not ALL the time anyway.:D Let us (well, me) digress here...agreed, hands on hips at the trough is a faux pas, especially when they're a fatty boomba and the pants are halfway down to the knees, with tradesman's smile beeming. Then of course there's the feet wide apart, leaning on wall with one arm piss, what the fuck is that all about? A little too casuale if ye asks moi. But the piece de resistance is of course....drum roll....taking your beer in, perching it precariously atop the trough and pissing (can be done in conjunction with the one arm lean for maximum effect). Just finish your drink and then go piss, FFS!

[sutho]

urinal v cubical... what about those trough things??!!

did anyone here go to parklife last weekend?? the urinal/troughs there were a pretty disgusting experience, shoulder to shoulder in a room with no lights that was about 10 degrees hotter than the air outside.... no wonder everyone took to the fence once the sun set!!

[cornflake]

Dont know what it is with blokes and cubicles these days ??

you are correct.

Maybe they are the ones who had bad experiences and were laffed at during Pys. Ed. in High School ??

In saying that, blokes who stand at the urinal with there hands on their waists while pizzing isnt cool either.

I'll tell you another common reason for being laughed at? People who can't spell....

[wtr]

Washbasin.
And I thought I was weird...:rolleyes:

Cubical Pride!!
Except when you had to splash into someone else's apple juice and the odour hits your nose...

[Red Rocket]

Yes it is quite a peculiar scenario and one that I have encountered on many a visit to the water closet. If they're needing to shite, fair enough



WHAT??!?!?!?!??!?! Doesn't anyone else take a dump in the urinal?

[fieldy]

on the same note.
what self respecting person takes a shit in a public toilet anyway these days?

[Rik]

What on earth do you mean by that? You're the one that's doing the job on the toilet, not the other way around!

[wombat]

Then of course there's the feet wide apart, leaning on wall with one arm piss, what the fuck is that all about? A little too casuale if ye asks moi.
I know that, for me at least, this is a technique reserved for those times when the only way you can stop the world from spinning at an accelerating rate is to use your hand as a third point of reference; kind of like the way a tripod will never rock, even on uneven ground.:)

[skivi]

my dream (if i win tatslotto) has always been to have a room in my mansion with a urinal wall around all four walls and a fast moving conveyer belt on the floor that takes me around the room so i can piss zigzags on the walls, and (succcessfuly) write my name! wouldent that be awsome?! ;) :D

im a cubical man when the toilets are busy,
a urinal man when their not,
and a urinal trough man whenever they are there! urinal troughs are the absolute shizzel, why can you buy them for the home??

-nick

[Cúl-Báire]

Either doesnt bother me... Though I have seen a few urinal antics to turn me off it... One particular act goes hand in hand with the beer in the toilets with some one- thats I all I am saying.

That and...


There was Piss flying every where. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Mahoney_007]

I'm a fan of the urinal, no need for aim its very casual. But if its shoulder to shoulder then yeah cubicle. Yes I would love one in my house to.

Fieldy Im with you mate. I hate taking a crap in public toliets.

Don't you love the way girls just push through the crowded mens room to "wet the hairs" because their toilets are full of chicks powdering their noses.

[R33F]

I'll tell you another common reason for being laughed at? People who can't spell....

You will also notice that "pizzing" is in there as well.

I apologise if my "laffing" offended you cornflake, please take a minute to peruse any of my previous posts, and you will find my grammar better than average.

If you decide not to check on my previous posts, just sit down and relax with a cup of "fuck right off". :)

(he's definately a cubical user):confused:

[cornflake]

You will also notice that "pizzing" is in there as well.

I apologise if my "laffing" offended you cornflake, please take a minute to peruse any of my previous posts, and you will find my grammar better than average.

If you decide not to check on my previous posts, just sit down and relax with a cup of "fuck right off". :)

(he's definately a cubical user):confused:

Nah mate, it's ok. You didn't offend me in any way shape or form, I'm just one of those people who points out these kind of things......Oh and if anyone needs to relax, it's you and your ego. I was simply pointing it out. Oh, and I don't drink out of cups :)

Back to the topic though, this is quite an odd thread.....I personally don't bother to notice what others do in the toilets: i'm in there to piss, not to take a tally of who does what, and where....

[Rik]

i'm in there to piss, not to take a tally of who does what, and where....Ahh, you're the type that hides in the corner of the trough... it's OK, we understand.

[mtb1611]

Ahh, you're the type that hides in the corner of the trough... it's OK, we understand.

Haha, I remember on the first day of year 7 I went in to do a piss and this year 12 guy came in and walked all the way to the end of the trough which was about 10 metres long and virtually hid in the corner to do a piss. Even at the grand old age of 12 I thought to myself "What's all that about?!"

[Red Rocket]

Ahh, you're the type that hides in the corner of the trough... it's OK, we understand.


Hey I am a corner-of-the-trough hider. I find it almost impossible to piss properly. You must understand that at a young age I wasn't at all concerned with taking a whizz in the middle of the urinal, yet the scary, inquisitive, fowl minded boarders of my school have conditioned me to be like this.

[Rik]

fowl mindedAlways thinking about cocks? and roosters?

[Red Rocket]

Always thinking about cocks? and roosters?

Yaha, I thought it a good pun.

[LEX]

Had this 1 time on an overcrowded urinal where this seedy old guy was next to me and did not watch his splashback,,,,,,, never again

[PINT of Stella, mate!]

Always thinking about cocks? and roosters?

'groans in despair'

[PINT of Stella, mate!]

Had this 1 time on an overcrowded urinal where this seedy old guy was next to me and did not watch his splashback,,,,,,, never again


On a similar note, what's with pubs who chuck those plastic guards over the urinal drains? you know, the perforated ones that look like mini bathmats and serve no purpose other than to cause the maximum amount of splashback possible from a slash?

It's a f$$$ing nightmare if you've got on khaki trousers. Personally I just piss myself now. My daks'll end up like that anyway and I save the time spent in the queue...

[cheese]

This is one of the funnest threads for a long time.

Seeing I dont have a trough in my house I spose im more for pissing into the bowl. At school I was a urinal man. In clubs I usualy cant remember if I was at the urinal or cubicle. Ide say id be at the urinal more often. Still, I see where the cubical guys are coming from with the "secluded area" thing. After all the loud music and crowds it is nice to relax in seclusion while having a piss. Or just wait till you find a secluded area while hopping from one location to the next.




WHAT??!?!?!?!??!?! Doesn't anyone else take a dump in the urinal?

Holy crap! You must be that old guy in that Pizza episode!!!!

[S.]

Holy crap! You must be that old guy in that Pizza episode!!!!

A guy from my primary school did that once. Not a joke.

[bradmc]

So, if you go into the cubicle at a pub/nightclub, do you still try and aim high? At least when i have had a skin full, i try and aim high at the water outlet in the trough. :) I do practice this behaviour when the toilet is reasonably empty though. :D

[tu plang]

So, if you go into the cubicle at a pub/nightclub, do you still try and aim high? At least when i have had a skin full, i try and aim high at the water outlet in the trough. :) I do practice this behaviour when the toilet is reasonably empty though. :D

mmm at GPO in brisbane, they have a full wall urinal - that is the water runs from the roof all the way to the floor (well atleast thats how i remember it :rolleyes: ) they also have mirrored glass on the same wall which is a little intimidating but once you overcome the illusion its all good fun.

to conclude it is the mecha of troughs.

[R33F]

tu plang, correct me if I'm wrong, isn't there another similar set up (see through wall / trough) on the Gold Coast ? Orchid Ave or alike.

I was wasted at the time, but have vague memories.

[tu plang]

tu plang, correct me if I'm wrong, isn't there another similar set up (see through wall / trough) on the Gold Coast ? Orchid Ave or alike.

I was wasted at the time, but have vague memories.

god i hear that last comment. well being underage i havent travelled that far abroad as yet. BDO next year i will be of age and may well have to check it out.

all i know is that it was absolutely mesmirising. watching water trickle down the entire wall while you watched the people in the club.

[R33F]

Orchard or Caville(?) Wasnt "Shooters", I dont think :confused:

But yeah, was freaky watching everyone while having a whizz.

tu plang, you gotta get to Shooters ;)

[tomass]

I personally dont use the cubicles at all, i try to hold it in if possible. Theres aids and pubic lice crawling all over those places,

Edit:my bad

[trevallynbikerdude]

I personally dont use the cubicles at all, i try to hold it in if possible. Theres aids and public lice crawling all over those places,public lice ay.... interesting.... i wonder if it's opposed to private lice...

richo

[LTR]

Ive just spent the last month in India, and i definately have to say squatting is the best way to goto the toilet. Its comfortable, hygenic and because your back is straight there is no problems with the way your shit comes out. If i ever buy a house of my own, ill be getting a squat toilet no worries! :)

[R33F]

I personally dont use the cubicles at all, i try to hold it in if possible. Theres aids and pubic lice crawling all over those places,

tomass, can you say "bubble boy" ??

I honestly never knew aids crawled. And don't worry about the lice, you can't catch 'em twice. :D

[entombed]

I once saw on tv a urinal with a plexi glass coating as the backboard, underneath it was a series of plasmascreens showing some, well unsavoury mens only material.

Kinda cool idea though (I think it was Sam Newmans resturant)..

[cheese]

I once saw on tv a urinal with a plexi glass coating as the backboard, underneath it was a series of plasmascreens showing some, well unsavoury mens only material.

Kinda cool idea though (I think it was Sam Newmans resturant)..

You wouldnt want to stare at it too long... Or you'd be pissing at the roof.:rolleyes:

[Joel O]

Washbasin.on a 10hr train trip in vietnam the guards didn't get around to opening the toilet door and no matter how hard i tried the windows wouldn't open, this made the wash basin the obvious choice.

LTR, gonna have to disagree. the use those squat toilets all through vietnam aswell. generally they're fine but when you've had a bit to drink or you're on a moving train (return trip) balancing is a bit difficult.

When i was in Hong Kong a couple of weeks back i walked into a maccas toilet and saw 3 guys standing at urinals sending fucking text messages, talk about time management.

P.S. always said my house was gonna have a trough in it, takes the hassle out of aiming when you need to go in the middle of the night, actually takes the hassle out of aiming at all.

[wombat]

Ive just spent the last month in India, and i definately have to say squatting is the best way to goto the toilet. Its comfortable, hygenic and because your back is straight there is no problems with the way your shit comes out. If i ever buy a house of my own, ill be getting a squat toilet no worries! :)
This probably applies more to women than men, but in regards to squatting: (copied from a post I made on another forum)
It might be good for the legs but it's incredibly un-hygenic. Firstly, why do you think there's piss on the seat? Because women have no control over aim and when they hover they piss everywhere.
Secondly, when you're squatting your pelvic muscles are under constant strain and can't relax, and as such it is physically impossible for you to completely empty your bladder. This is a proven cause of bladder infections in women, and can prove to be life threatening.
Squatting not only makes a mess, it could kill you (which means if you listen to me, then I just saved your life Kate.)

(There was an extensive discussion on this in Dr. Karl's thursday segment on JJJ, if you were wondering.)

[and1]

I used a bin in the corner of the bathrooms once when all the cubicles and urinals where filled up. Surprisingly i recieved a firm pat on the shoulder by two different blokes as they exited. Sucks to be a cleaner.

[Reptileman]

I personally dont use the cubicles at all, i try to hold it in if possible. Theres aids and pubic lice crawling all over those places,

Edit:my bad

Shit, i didnt know you could catch aids from a public toilet?? (from the toilet itself i mean, not what some people get up to in there...lol)

[Christo]

I personally dont use the cubicles at all, i try to hold it in if possible. Theres aids and pubic lice crawling all over those places,

Edit:my bad

Please tell me this was a joke?? Is health education in the schools that bad at the moment that people think you can catch AIDS from a toilet? or do you go to that school in Toowoomba that was mentioned in the 'riding religiously' thread?

Seriously - if you HAVE to use a cubicle, even when the urinal is quiet - you have some sort of personality disorder - get over yourself - no-one is looking at your dick & even if they were - so what?

FFS, if you need a crap - go in a pubic:rolleyes: (public) dunny - unless the seat is covered in blood/semen/random bodily fluids - you're not gonna catch anything.

There was a thread the other day asking what was wrong with women's thinking - well this thread has shown us blokes are maybe a bit more messed up methinks...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0711220468/104-9168994-5604757?v=glance

[shauno]

Subway cup in the city infront of a bus full of asian tourists. Then the other day in a bus stop :D
On TV there was a trough and what you pissed onto was a one way mirror which from where you were pissing you could look out onto all the nice people having dinner..That'd be good to overcome 'Stage fright'

[PINT of Stella, mate!]

I once saw on tv a urinal with a plexi glass coating as the backboard, underneath it was a series of plasmascreens showing some, well unsavoury mens only material.

Kinda cool idea though (I think it was Sam Newmans resturant)..


We used to have one at Paramount bar in Aberdeen. Only the video screens showed old Glasgow Rangers videos. As a lifelong AFC fan there was nothing finer than pissing over the likes of Paul Gascoigne, Barry Ferguson etc. (the names are probably lost on 99.9% of you- c'est la vie) Needless to say they were eventually removed by the fun police after complaints they could incite trouble...

[baldychoko]

I prefer to take a leak in cubicle...i think a moment of solitude is just wha you need to get started...i dead set cannot piss with blokes standin behind me inline at the footy for example or with guys slashin next to me:o
Same cannot do it no matter how hard i try

[LTR]

This probably applies more to women than men, but in regards to squatting: (copied from a post I made on another forum)
It might be good for the legs but it's incredibly un-hygenic. Firstly, why do you think there's piss on the seat? Because women have no control over aim and when they hover they piss everywhere.
Secondly, when you're squatting your pelvic muscles are under constant strain and can't relax, and as such it is physically impossible for you to completely empty your bladder. This is a proven cause of bladder infections in women, and can prove to be life threatening.
Squatting not only makes a mess, it could kill you (which means if you listen to me, then I just saved your life Kate.)

(There was an extensive discussion on this in Dr. Karl's thursday segment on JJJ, if you were wondering.)
Wow. I didnt follow up with what is actually better for you, but i know i certainly felt better using squatters as opposed to the ol' toilet seat. Ill keep that in mind for next time, cheers. :)

[johnny]

I see more and more guys go an pee in the cubicle, what is with that? Do they/you sit down and pee or do they/you have small dicks? or is it cultural?

I cubicle when possible to avoid conversations with drunken fools who think pissing at the same time as me makes us mates.

[harrypowell]

i always use the cubicle in public toilets, because alot of the time i sit down to piss, cause in 03' i had an operation on my old fella and it hurt to wee so i sat down for like a year and never grew out of it ... true story