f*** there's some dickheads in this world

[Krusty]

well this fine, sunny friday afternoon i decided to go for a ride, i was riding on the footpath down in the cromer industrial area on my way to a friends house who lives up near redhill, when these dickhead teenagers, probably about 18 or 19 drive past and decide to throw an egg at me! they hit my back tire but man i was pissed off, so as you do i gave them the finger, and what do they do? they stop, and turn around!! i thought "f*** i am screwed" so i bail down this footpath area which cars couldnt go and i was safe. this really dusent have anything to do with anything but it just really pissed me off! and they hit my clean bike! one thing could have led to another and i could have ended up with my head kicked in and my bike stolen (in the worst case senario). But seriously who the hell spends their friday afternoons driving around egging people! havent they got anything better to do!!! I thought i would post this up and see if anyone else had had any similar experiences, so if anyone would like to elaborate on the topic that would be great.

cheers,
KRUSTY

[Rik]

Last person to throw an egg at me whilst riding ended up with a 5kg lump of sandstone hurtling at their car. Yes, it was an overreaction that's not something to brag about, but I'm sure it was a lesson to them. Panelbeating isn't cheap :eek:
It's the end of school, couldn't expect much less really... just don't react in a way that'll inflame the situation if you can't handle the trouble it'll cause. If you want to be a smartarse, be prepared to GTFO real quick.

[floody]

one thing could have led to another and i could have ended up with my head kicked in and my bike stolen (in the worst case senario). .


You're 100% right.

Next time, don't give them the finger!

[and1]

A friend threw an egg at a car on muckup day this year, ended up having the guy get out of the car, pull him out of his own car and bash the shit out of him and heabutt him. Not cool.

[rooks]

Once i was riding down at Watson's and my Friends chain snapped so we where riding down the street just rolling down to his house and we where really to the left of the road and a few cars passed then some bogan fuck rolled up behind us in his Ute with his mate and starts beeping his horn off at us crazy,we move over even more and the guy still stays behind us totally abusing us so i turn a round and give this guy the finger(and rightly so),
anyway i turn of onto the street that leaves down to a roundabout (a commonly used road) this bogan follows me comes up beside me (on the wrong side of the road) then i stop so this dick slams on the brakes and reverse and I'm thinking ohh fuck,the guy and his friend goes completely off at me telling me if i do that again hell "break my fucking finger off" and said hell bash me by the way this is some westy bogan 35year old tradesman and that point i was contemplating on actually giving the guy the finger and when he gets out call over the bouncers from my friends restaurant(that was right next to us) and getting the bitch bashed but i didn't (lucky for him:p ) anyway moral of the story watch out for bogan westys driving Utes that do not look like the belong in the suburb there driving through.:p

NOTE:
(In no way do i judge people by what the drive/do as a job--and i am not generlizing Tradesman as bogans)

[berkyburger123]

well the safest way to go is: throw water bombs (from car)
dont throw stuff at all.

or if your the rider then just keep riding and then rant and rave about it later (6'8" super beefy freaks excluded.)

I think it comes down to the fact that they were pricks and you got pissed off. It was something that cnat be resolved really unless you ahve osme leverage.

[Rik]

A friend threw an egg at a car on muckup day this year, ended up having the guy get out of the car, pull him out of his own car and bash the shit out of him and heabutt him. Not cool.Not that he didn't deserve it... throwing eggs is pathetic. You're wasting a good food source, making a mess of the place and just generally being an idiot. Egg is disgusting to be covered in, really stinks once it starts to go off, and it also does nasty nasty things to car paintwork.
moral of the story...Don't piss off people that you can't confront. Infact, just don't piss off people at all. It's hard, but maybe worth trying.

[Krusty]

Not that he didn't deserve it... throwing eggs is pathetic. You're wasting a good food source, making a mess of the place and just generally being an idiot. Egg is disgusting to be covered in, really stinks once it starts to go off, and it also does nasty nasty things to car paintwork.

too true i bet it does the same to bikes i mean you wouldnt dat shit all over you nicely clean bike, i guess i should have just kept riding but still cant change it now

[Grover]

it's pretty much been said. it's the end of final exams for high school students and egging's are one of the traditional ways that they are celebrated. pretty much you don't retaliate as it's not worth it.

on another note, the thread could be turned into a list of things you've done to people who have egged you. following on from Rik's sandstone/panelbeating incident.

last year when i finished year 12 we were on the banks of the yarra at about 8 at night with about 80 guys from the year level. we were having drinks/bbq and a convertible full of chicks from a local girls school gave us a bit of drive by egging action. then they came back for a second go and we just happened to have the lemon canon/spud gun (whatever you want to call it) on hand resulting in a nice dent in the side of that shiny new car.

eggings are a tradition for high school finishers and it's usually aimed at people younger or the same age. as stated, don't retaliate as you'll only get worse. rather the anger is stored for when you are are finished school to be expelled on the younger kids.

[rooks]

Don't piss off people that you can't confront. Infact, just don't piss off people at all. It's hard, but maybe worth trying.

But i could we had two bouncers that would have stuck up for my friend and me.:p

[apsilon]

As it's been said your best bet is to just keep riding but sometime there's no choice. Most of the time it's kids, often driving their parents cars, and a good scare will do wonders to make them reconsider their actions.

I don't want to say too much but let me just point out that an ASP expandable baton fits in a frame pump holder just fine.

[Anthonaut]

Yeah i know a few people that like to go egging. It seems kinda pointless to me.

During muck up day here, a few year 12s threw eggs at a black mercedes and lets just say, its not black any more :O

[lotec]

last year when i finished year 12 we were on the banks of the yarra at about 8 at night with about 80 guys from the year level. we were having drinks/bbq and a convertible full of chicks from a local girls school gave us a bit of drive by egging action. then they came back for a second go and we just happened to have the lemon canon/spud gun (whatever you want to call it) on hand resulting in a nice dent in the side of that shiny new car.
nice, but next time take out the driver. rik, remind me never to egg you

[R33F]

anyway moral of the story watch out for bogan westys driving Utes that do not look like the belong in the suburb there driving through.:p

I come from north west Sydney, am a tradesman, and drive a ute. I have worked and built for many years on the North Side. Are you calling me a bogan ?

point a/ if you can put up with the "plum in the mouth" attitude on the north side (generalisation), the money is great, and I'm more than happy to take it.

point b/ don't categorise, you are the kind of narrow minded fuckwit that judge people by what they do and what they drive, therefore where they come from. Don't.

point c/ that tradesman probably owns his ute, unlike half the "car mad" population driving around Sydney with leased vehicles that cost that much money that they are eating 2 minute noodles to cover the repayments.

I am not saying what the driver of the ute did was right, but you have NO right to make such assumptions that "all" tradesmen in utes working in YOUR area are bogans. Pull your fucking head in.

[floody]

But i could we had two bouncers that would have stuck up for my friend and me.:p

Wow, you got connections, wiggaaaa!

[Arete]

At least it was just eggs and not some random kicking the crap out of you for no reason other than the drugs he's on.

My opinion of humans in general is pretty low. Most people have to prove themselves to be reasonable human beings before I'll have any respect for them.

On a side note, I tend to agree with Mr Reef. As many of you here gather, I'm not the most upstanding looking young North Shore private school boy (even though I was one). The second class citizen shit I cop in many parts of the NS is unbelieveable.

I know a lot of riders here are from the NS, and a proportion of those are snotty little kids (and grown ups) who have a silver spoon firmly in their mouths (not singling anyone out at all). I have little to say to those that's actually going to sink in.

The rest of us know the type and know how pathetic they really are.

[rooks]

I come from north west Sydney, am a tradesman, and drive a Ute. I have worked and built for many years on the North Side. Are you calling me a bogan ?

point a/ if you can put up with the "plum in the mouth" attitude on the north side (generalization), the money is great, and I'm more than happy to take it.

point b/ don't categories, you are the kind of narrow minded fuck wit that judge people by what they do and what they drive, therefore where they come from. Don't.

point c/ that tradesman probably owns his Ute, unlike half the "car mad" population driving around Sydney with leased vehicles that cost that much money that they are eating 2 minute noodles to cover the repayments.

I am not saying what the driver of the Ute did was right, but you have NO right to make such assumptions that "all" tradesmen in Utes working in YOUR area are bogans. Pull your fucking head in.

Mate i wasn't generalizing tradesman as bogans-two of daddy's friends are tradesman and there mad ass nice people but this guy was a bogan he had a mullet had a bogan accent and black teeth and hes threating to bash a year old
hopefully you don't do that
sorry if i offended you i had no intentions of offending anyone

and i live in the eastern suburbs not the north shore:p
and you said i judge people by what the drive and do-
thats complete bullshit and well thats completely bullshit you have never meet me and you don't know shit about me,so don't base conclusion on my exception of people on a post that you have misread

and i didn't catagorise all tradesman with Utes are bogans.

[emcgough]

i didn't make the consumption that all tradesman with Utes are bogans.
That's an interesting interpretation of the word "consumption".

[rooks]

Give me a brake mate,
if you want to pick on kids conseption(thats what i meant) of words become a english teacher

[Superman]

Give me a brake mate,
if you want to pick on kids conseption(thats what i meant) of words become a english teacher

unless you want emcgough to actually give you a brake, it is spelt break.

it is spelt conception

[rooks]

unless you want emcgough to actually give you a brake, it is spelt break.

it is spelt conception

And now you have become a straight-A English student.
You will realize that sentences begin with a capital letter.:p

[Superman]

And now you have become a straight-A English student.
You will realize that sentences begin with a capital letter.:p

It is not good to begin a sentence with the word "and". ;)

On topic: The egg stuff must be annoying, its hard to let people go without consequences, just have your fingers crossed that Karma strikes.

[rooks]

we have to get on topic,
but you can start a sentence with the word and
i watched a movie on some samrt black dude.

On topic:
Eggs are bad,on Halloween few of my friends egged cars then i got pissed of at them because i know how bad it is for the paint

[exvitermini]

[quote=rooks]we have to get on topic,
but you can start a sentence with the word and
i watched a movie on some samrt black dude.

On topic:
Eggs are bad,on Halloween few of my friends egged cars then i got pissed of at them because i know how bad it is for the paint[/

No Offence, but you are starting to sound like a wanker so i would shut up now,before you dig yourself a bigger hole....

[Binaural]

I've been hit by eggs three times riding around the city, usually by idiots who speed off laughing in their car while I fume. While schoolkids egging each other is OK-ish, most of those guys are just attacking bike riders and walkers for kicks. Luckily, only one of those hits was to the body.

However, I was riding home one night past a shopping centre when an egg whistled by about a foot from my face. I turned and looked up, just in time to see a head disappearing below the edge of the carpark. I pulled a hard right into the centre, fanged up the pedestrian ramps (6 storeys) and caught the prick just as he was getting into his car to escape :mad: . One of the previous times I had been attacked with eggs was on this road, so I am pretty damn sure this guy was a repeat offender, so I gave him a black eye and a dented car to remember me by :)

[floody]

Eggs are bad,on Halloween few of my friends egged cars then i got pissed of at them because i know how bad it is for the paint

Halloween? I'd kick my own arse if I knew people who "celebrated" the poxy American non-event.

[ScottD]

Halloween? I'd kick my own arse if I knew people who "celebrated" the poxy American non-event.

I agree, halloween is the stupidest 'tradition'. its a tradition in american not in australia, people just use it to throw shit at people smaller than them

[Tomgos]

Last year's muckup day people were throwing eggs at us on the walk home. As it was muckup day we relised this was going to happen, so we got like 5 eggs from the Ag chickens, and were ready and equipped.

About 3/4 of the way home a couple of guys threw eggs at us from their car, and my mate threw and egg directly through the open window, and hit the driver in the head, it was without a doubt the most amazing thing ever. It hit him square in the head, and they were going pretty fast too.

They chased us and threated to kill us when they got us, luckily the guy who threw it got away, otherwise he would be dead, cos it ruined their car interior and clothes.

[echo]

one day me and 3 mates were coming back from our trails and we were on a mainish road and these bloody idiots in their car (about 4 of them) cam speeding around the corner and i was up ahead and they swore at my friends and when they got to me they spat all over my bike and me. im 14 so i was help less but i swore at tham but luckily they drove off. btw it was like a massive3 flem (seedy)