New Caption Competition

[Grip]

Haven't had one of those for a while, so lets see who come up with the funniest line, eh?

[Binaural]

Haven't had one of those for a while, so lets see who come up with the funniest line, eh?

"Methylated spirits - the thirst crusher"

[Registered Nutter]

" I wonder how much it will take before i can huck like bender"

[and1]

You should see where I stuck the other bottle ;)

[donthucktoflat]

hey! i know where i can put another one!

[and1]

hey! i know where i can put another one!

*cough*RIPOFF*cough*

[Carlin]

Barry's new single speed was pimpin'. But some bastard had nicked his ti waterbottle holder

[Hüp]

Shit! I'm riding a bike!

[Rik]

"Arr, once I get back to the workshop and finish these damn frame repairs I'd best make myself a decent drink storage system!"

[villy]

I hope i don't drop one of these bottles.

[Wattsy]

I swear officer, i'm not drink riding.

[johnny]

Wear a helmet.

[Renegade]

heres the best one

''All of the above''

[Tomas]

"i hope i dont hit any bumps"

[fattyandthepiemakers]

I'm riding these baby at the Mont 24 this year... Reeeaaaahhhh.

and

I can't afford a car... so I improvise, hope the cops don't spot me.

and

Ratbike? Nah nah mate, you got it all wrong. It's pronounced "V-10" A Hehehehehehehe.

AND!

I'm the loser on the Brown Stp! My Stp is in the shop at the moment. (Think back...)

[S.]

Yeah I don't plan ahead enough with carrying stuff. You should see where I had to hang the bottle opener.

[DEMONATION]

argh! ma face!

[JDDVL.]

I love taking advantge of the AA honesty bin.

[Binaural]

Zivorad was starting to think that even though a crystal meth habit was worse than being an alcoholic hooked on cooking sherry, at least carrying his habit around would be easier.

[bazza]

'this is how fatman rolls'


:). i can just imagine taht being him hahahha.

[Wattsy]

You should see where I stuck the other bottle ;)
hey! i know where i can put another one!
You should see where I had to hang the bottle opener.

Keep it above the belt boy's. :D

[toodles]

"After his brazen daylight liquor store robbery, the daring bandit made a hasty getaway through the park"

[Ell]

" If I were a woman I could carry one more of these. "

[Hopper]

"It's on Robbo!"

[Pete J]

"Damn 'Ride-Through' bottle shops!!!"

[NeBoS]

"Althought Mario's grog-sales were going well, he couldnt help but think his delivery service was inadequate".

[Red Rocket]

"The only thing that could possibly make this any more demeaning, was if I were riding an STP"

and I beleive and1's was the bestr so far.

[Fatman]

'this is how fatman rolls'

I take offence to that bazza, I think you have sold me a little short. This is my bike before a ride.:D

As for the quote 'Hydration is the key to performance'

[cheese]

It has a ring of frenchness to it.

"Must hurry home, my children need wine!"

[cam-o]

"Six beers is a pretty good deal for my pimpin custom ultra-tall stem, hope Grip doesn't mind a bit of drool on this one through....."

[Sov]

"Zapata Espinoza laments yet another bike with less than three drink bottle mounts"

[S.]

"Zapata Espinoza laments yet another bike with less than three drink bottle mounts"

ahahaha! I was thinking of saying something similar but didn't think anyone would get it. Nice :)

[moosie]

"Giant's hard working R&D team put the finishing touches to the new STP"

[Drizz]

"Crumpler Bier for Bags 2006"

[johnny]

"Crumpler Bier for Bags 2006"
I think we have a winner.

[NeBoS]

"Crumpler Bier for Bags 2006"


Bahaha, very good thinking... very good indeed.

[scblack]

I wonder if putting the bottle HERE will improve my balance?

[RCOH]

"Dad's Home"

[n00b]

"Zutroy regretted pawning his bottle cages for crack money"

[slm33d]

and now im back from the bottlo i can have a quite few before i huck my house gap made from cardboard

[zids]

"shit mums home"

[m_g]

"If you weren't a damn environmentalist you'd be home by now" Ditch those empties!

"Giant's new ballast controlled anti-roll device"

[m_g]

"Althought Mario's grog-sales were going well, he couldnt help but think his delivery service was inadequate".
that has my vote so far

[tinto]

Viktor was sure his liquid filled maracas would bring some latin excitement to the next AA meeting in Krakow.

[JDDVL.]

I think it is time for a poll,
anyone care to make one,
also what is the prize?:p :p .
Free bike painting hopefully;)
-nat

[Sov]

The prize? Respect. To some, that's more important.

/cheesy paul walker voice

[shauno]

I Am Teh Pissded!!

[Vicious_Fishes]

ahhhhh not enough F**KING arms!

[punk_downhiller]

"Hittler ze french are coming...fire ze missiles, fire ze missiles!"

[tu plang]

quotes aside. its all fun and games until you actually have a customer walk in with a tally in their hand wondering if you want to buy their shitter. :rolleyes:

[wtr]

"shit, No Brakes!!"

[rocky j]

Damn, Blinked again. Can we shoot that again Rene?

Or,

The Paris-Roubaix, one of the worlds toughest bicycle races.

[cuts and bones will heal]

"The only thing stopping the Irish from ruling the world is alcohol;)"

... think about it...

[scblack]

quotes aside. its all fun and games until you actually have a customer walk in with a tally in their hand wondering if you want to buy their shitter. :rolleyes:
hahahahaa - well did you?

edit, don't answer my dribble.:)

[villy]

The prize? Respect. To some, that's more important.

/cheesy paul walker voice
tuna on white no crusts hahahahahahaha

[Ozza]

Ill be rich after i recycle these!

[sasser]

dont let the fact that im wearing converse low-top's fool you




the mobile vending machine is still in the prototype stage...

[Plow King]

"The fluid in my hayes 9 sure do need topping up alot."