which band name should we go with?????

[punk_downhiller]

hey fellas...

me n my mates have a band and r completely stumped on which band name to go with....we play sorta punk and metalcore music

the three names that we've come up with are:

7 minutes of nausea
position under threat
hope invites failure

so which one do you guys think we should go with??

cheers in advanced...ill keep you posted on which name we go with

[and1]

Why would I want to listen to something that gives me 7 minutes of naseau?

Your position as musicians is under threat for being so naseuating.

Hope in listening to your band will surely invite failure.

If you ask me they are all pretty poor, what about "Super Hard Punk Screamer Band" or "Hardcore Punkz Iz Us"

[Daver]

7 minutes of bliss
10 weeks in hell
1 beer short

[LEX]

1 Beeer short,,,,, GOLD go with that one.

[robracer]

position under threat
shoot me
Im dead

Its youre name & you have to live with it

downhiller sounds good :D

[cam-o]

I reckon you should go with your initial description: "Completely Stumped" :D

[shirtz]

go with "the teen angst"

or "death in transit" <- would b cool if u actually did. but kinda not

[Arete]

"rectal fisting"

[robracer]

"rectal fisting"

Kep it clean :eek:
happens in your house? (squirming in my seat)

[Arete]

Kep it clean :eek:
happens in your house? (squirming in my seat)

Shhh or everyone will want to come over....

If you're in a band, hence supposedly being creative, and you can't come up with a decent name, how the hell are you going to come up with an entire song that's any good?

(I've been in a few bands in my time, try looking for a reference in something you/your band members identify with/enjoy. Who cares if other people like it, they don't have to be in the band)

[tinto]

I know its not on your list, but I'd like to suggest GAG.

Mainly because people will think thats the full name, and on the odd occasion you can be honest and tell people it stands for...(oh look I'm sorry, but this isn't church):
GAPING ANUS GUARANTEED.

ho ho ho ;)

[konasaurus]

Panthrax
Pantallica

[Constable Care]

Our band was called "the chucks", but now we are starting a new one called "The Cliff Richards". however IMO the band names you suggested seem abit to "deep" for me, although better than a band i heard called "Morale Implication". I Hate it when bands try and be deep and meaningful when really there just pre-pubescent teens playing there Fender Strats inbetween there parents Porsche and Mercedes, SInging songs about how hard there life is and how oppressed they are[/rant]
Thats my two Cents
Constable Care

[konasaurus]

My band is called ALBATRON

check us out www.myspace.com/albatronourgod

supreme metal at its best

[punk_downhiller]

Our band was called "the chucks", but now we are starting a new one called "The Cliff Richards". however IMO the band names you suggested seem abit to "deep" for me, although better than a band i heard called "Morale Implication". I Hate it when bands try and be deep and meaningful when really there just pre-pubescent teens playing there Fender Strats inbetween there parents Porsche and Mercedes, SInging songs about how hard there life is and how oppressed they are[/rant]
Thats my two Cents
Constable Care

lol those band names were created in some random band name creator off the net...we're pretty desperate...we used to be called Moop, cause we saw an episode of southpark, and heard them saying "who the hell is moop?"

but yeah...some of the names that you guys have mentioned sound pretty good

[donthucktoflat]

*Stabby Rip Stab Stab!*

[konasaurus]

lesbian date rape

[I-AM-TEH-FASTEST-11]

Panthrax
Pantallica

Phil uses pantallica live on odd occasions when hving jason newsted as a guest spot


anyway... the name of a band is irrelevant... I find that the better a bands name, the shitter they are. anyway.. prey to god you aren't gonna be another shitty hardcore band that spends more time worrying about being "hardcore" or "scene" than making music.. than making a name that kicks ass...
call yourselves "10 dollars too much" and then charge 10 bucks for your gigs and CD's.. now thats clever.

[slm33d]

how bout this lame one "the red line infidels":D

[Fusion]

'Three Word Name' would be pretty catchy. Certainly something different, that's for sure...


...;)

[konasaurus]

Dont bother running Albatron is your father now ...

hey you could always be an albatron tribute band .. "Great bird of the sky"

[Pete J]

Smells Like Wee
or
Poo Bum Wee
or
Wee Like Smell
or
Why Does Weeing Feel Good?
or
Piss Poor Wee

imo, something with Wee in it would be fun!

[Laurie]

pink chicken
wet mouse
humming bird

[Hüp]

The Happy Rainbow Pony Fuckers.

[sxereturn]

Part of being a successful band is been creative. You can't think of a name for your band. Your band is going to suck.

[donthucktoflat]

what about asshole?

[big_pete]

The f'hucks
The Pierced penis
Silt Wrists
Bleeding nuckles
The Crushed eyes
Bleeding eyelids
Screaming while creaming

Meh just a few I made up, might be lame but oh well..

A few more I made up

Melted Marshmellows
Whipped Custard
Burnt Thongs
Burning Books
Broken Remote
Screaming Base
Simple Plan
The Charging Punks
Black Nails
Shaven Legs
The Razor Cutters
Super Glued Eyes
Flooded Gutters

Just a few more if any1 decides to use any of these names you have to pay me haha

[Dicky]

The Happy Rainbow Pony Fuckers.

that's gold...

Lords of Incontinence
Gonorrhoid
Tha Hucka Kidz
Curiosity Killed The C*nt








no no wait I've got one - The Postwhores...

[brusier]

i recon " discbrake" if that is any good.

[Dicky]

i recon " discbrake" if that is any good.

that's what you do after you buy the debut album :p

[Registered Nutter]

the stabby mc stab stabs

[bazza]

totally sweet n00bs/. for sure.

or


sharpie. named after one of the greatest markers known to man.

[I-AM-TEH-FASTEST-11]

I wrote a song called "fuckuicide" I thought it was a catchy lil name...

you can use it if you want.... if you want to have no fans or gigs.. haha

[DEMONATION]

"angry emos"

[Ruckus_Lord]

"angry emos"

You might as well just say ''Emos'', It's not like any of them are the opposite to angry?

[DEMONATION]

You might as well just say ''Emos'', It's not like any of them are the opposite to angry?

mmm i was thinking about that but i thought angry emos had a ring to it :) i was also thinking of "Bitch punk rocking emos that are not ashamed to cry"

[ralfsmith]

Oh its very interesting. Could you provide me more information ?

johntvery@operamail.com

johntvery@hotmail.com

[harrypowell]

Panthrax

what a fusion!

[donthucktoflat]

no use for an imagination
didn't make this up
used someone else's idea
unoriginal

or the best name

please dont hate me

[rabbitt69]

i rekon you should call your band "The Tree Hugging Hippies"
i rekon thats got alot to do with punk like the Ramones

[.:Easily:.]

u should call your band 'The Laxative Effect'

[Atomizer]

Malaise How's that? There you go. Problem solved. ;)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaise

[TwoDogs]

I'd go with 'Prolapsed Anus'