I ate a chair because you're a bit...

[exvitermini]

just a stupid little thing i got in my email and thought i would share..

First, pick the first letter of your name

A: I sucked on
B: I ate
C: I killed
D: I licked
E: I stabbed
F: I sat on
G: I f*cked
H: I slapped
I: I made out with
J: I raped
K: I bit
L: I played with
M: I sh*t on
N: I kissed
O: I grabbed
P: I kicked
Q: I laid
R: I pissed on
S: I shot
T: I humped
U: I fingered
V: I watched
W: I punched
X: I stripped for
Y: I ran away from
Z: I made

Now pick your DAY of birth:

1: a dog
2: myself
3: a telephone
4: a tree
5: a cat
6: my mom
7: paper
8: a chair
9: a computer
10: a book
11: a moose
12: your mom
13: a dead person
14: a rat
15: poo
16: a librarian
17: a blade of grass
18: a teacher
19: a window
20: a door
21: a desk
22: a cup
23: coffee
24: you
25: a pie
26: a bird
27: a llama
28: it
29: a cupcake
30: a hooker
31: my dad

Now pick your birth month:

January: because im gay
February: because i was pissed off
March: because im mentally ill
April: because I was horny
May: because I was bored
June: because I wanted to
July: Because Im cool
August: because its a hobby
September: because I can
October: because I had to take a crap
November: because I am lonley
December: because you're a bitch

[RuDeZ]

I shit on a blade of grass because i am lonely!!

:P

and my brother said i ate paper because your a bitch (?)

[Pete J]

I kicked it because i can.
Can i kick it, yes yes i can! :p

[Fatman]

I licked my dad because it's a hobby. How did they know?:D

[konasaurus]

I raped a hooker because i wanted to ... this is suss

[fattyandthepiemakers]

Apparently I sucked on your mum because I am lonely?

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...This is stupid.

[RuDeZ]

I raped a hooker because i wanted to ... this is suss

hmmm... very suss indeed (:p)

HEY THERE IS NO HOOKER NUMBER THERE.... (jks)

suspect konasaurus.... very suspect

[Pete J]

this is suss
...This is stupid.
No way guys, check what mine said!
Way cool if you ask me!! :p
hehe

[Registered Nutcase]

i ate a dead person because i am gay???? what the fuck

[RuDeZ]

i ate a dead person because i am gay???? what the fuck

Now thats both funny and confusing, how does being gay lead to eating a dead person...

The person who came up with this is indeed seriously wacked out

[fattyandthepiemakers]

The person who came up with this is indeed seriously wacked out

I think this might be the culprit...

Fonzie, what have you created?! :eek:

[RuDeZ]

No, couldn't be Fonzie...
or could it :)

[kizza]

Don't worry guys, at least you didnt 'shit on a tree because your mentally ill'. F@ck that tree was hard to climp, and filthy when i had to climb back down:(

[bandidoben]

i ate a computer becaise im cool :cool: he must've been on acid at the time

[wtr]

Now thats both funny and confusing, how does being gay lead to eating a dead person...
Dude..hear mine.

"I punched a rat because I'm gay"



Now how the fuck am I suppose to sleep tonight?? :confused:

[Pete J]

Now how the fuck am I suppose to sleep tonight?? :confused:
Well, maybe you could start by apologising to the rat and then to your parents!! :p

[turtle muncha]

i ate my dad because im mentaly ill...

well that makes sence,

either that or i was hungry ;) lol

[Dozer]

I fucked it because I'm mentally ill !
Thats a good one....It is probably the right scenario!

[RCOH]

I pissed on a moose because you're a bitch!



That means YOU!

[bandidoben]

I pissed on a moose because you're a bitch!

haha thats a good one.:)

[Carlin]

I killed a dead person because I was bored...:confused:

[marklar]

gee
if your birthday's September 23rd and your name starts with Z, this likely tells you nothing exciting, but
if your name starts with M and you're born on August 6th it's straight to Jerry Springer for you!

[big_pete]

I kicked a computer because I wanted to ... Right thats so stupood lol :p

[geva]

i f*cked a moose because it's a hobby. ahahahaha. Its psychic

[tinkerbell]

i raped a door because iam mentally ill. :D true

[|Matt|]

i shit on a chair because im mentally ill.
Sounds like me :)

[Dim]

I licked a tree because you're a bitch :confused:

[Ben_9]

I ate a hooker because im cool.

[shauno]

I shot poo, because i was pissed off.

:-|

[bb7 rider]

i raped a teacher because i was pissed off....

[luke.b]

I played with a telephone coz i had to take a crap. Yeah, my one's not that funny. but bb7's is just screwed up.

[Superman]

I shot a dead person because i was pissed off

[Elbo]

I stabbed a book because i was bored

[Ell]

I ate a chair because i am lonlely

[Mitch_M]

I sh*t on a telephone because I had to take a crap

[Dan.]

i licked a chair because im pissed off

[Huck_This]

I licked a computer because your a bitch!

[THRILLHOUSE]

i kissed a cup because i am horny

[pooltoy]

i raped a cupcake because i was pissed off.

[Rik]

I locked a thread because it was crap.

This is beyond immature, what a load of rubbish. If you're going to post something, at least attempt to make it constructive.