View Full Version : Bloody sleepers - what to do??
NeBoS
29-03-2006, 08:50 PM
This is my rant:
Well, today i was on the bus heading into uni trying desperately to make some notes when this dude gets on the bus and sits next to me.
This was on one of those new fangled buses with those very narrow seats, so this dude was totally cramping my personal space, and i was feeling somewhat invaded.
Not 5 minutes into this ride this guy just completely falls asleep, using me as a friggin cusion! He was leaning on me, his head was on my shoulder a few times (before i shoved his bloody fat-head off me) and he was snoring and just basically displaying no consideration whatsoever.
Fair enough, he was tired, but i cannot see how this is my problem - move the heck over, mofo!!!
What would you have done in this situation? Im telling ya, put yourself in this position - pretty bloody annoying!
What would you have done in this situation? Im telling ya, put yourself in this position - pretty bloody annoying!
sneezed. at him.
ScottD
29-03-2006, 08:55 PM
it must be people from this area i was on the 155 the other day plenty of seats but this lady sits next to me and falls asleep within 2 bustops?? I had to get off at narra so i climbed over the back of the seat and she got annoyed at me????
A big slobbery wet willy!
NeBoS
29-03-2006, 09:06 PM
Wet Willy - this would have been funny, i can see the scenario:
me: "wet willy wet willy"
'sleeping ugly': "what the fuck are YOU DOING, MAN?"
me: "well, you fell asleep and i didnt want you to miss your stop"
sleeping ugly: "oh"
knob-head falls asleep again....
me: "wet willy wet willy"
Bahaha, nice one RCOH
Mahoney_007
29-03-2006, 09:07 PM
A black marker pen, a steady hand, and some imagination.
A big black cock on his/her cheek, or a swastika on the forehead. Both great options. muuwwahahaha
sutho
29-03-2006, 09:08 PM
its beyond me how anyone could slep on a bus! but fuck it'd give me the shits if someone had done that to me! i think i would have prodded and pushed till they woke up. at least he didnt drool on you!!
sleeping on trains is awesome though, i reckon about 50% of the students on any train down to uni (wgong) are asleep!
NeBoS
29-03-2006, 09:11 PM
A black marker pen, a steady hand, and some imagination.
A big black cock on his/her cheek, or a swastika on the forehead. Both great options.
This business man would have just loved this! What about both? - this would attract verbal beatings - would crush his sleeping ways for good!
Pete J
29-03-2006, 09:12 PM
One simple yet effective answer, fart!
And then blame him when everyone else on the bus gets a whiff!! :D
aah, let the poor guy have a sleep... Where is you compassion?!
And its not your problem, neither it it his, he fell asleep - if thats the worst thing that happens to you, then its fair to say you're doing alright mate - hang in there;)
Goobs
29-03-2006, 09:16 PM
It is like the fat people on the train. Sorry, but their fat rolls hanging on me in is invading my personal space, and secondly, acting as unwanted insulation.
Now, I figure fat people have to catch public transport. However, when a double or triple seat becomes free, they should be moving their fat arse onto this new found free space. After a few subtle nods, turns of the head, if they don’t get the message, I get up and have to climb over them to get to this free space( I am 6"3 ) . Then I get this, why did you do that for look?? FFS.
If these people with extra fat rolls stood instead of sitting, wouldn't they burn a few more calories? Sorry, got no sympathy for them. You are what you eat. I don’t think over half the adult population have thyroid problems. They just consume too many calories and expend too few.
Pete J
29-03-2006, 09:17 PM
aah, let the poor guy have a sleep... Where is you compassion?!
And its not your problem, neither it it his, he fell asleep - if thats the worst thing that happens to you, then its fair to say you're doing alright mate - hang in there;)
Yeah, good point of view ajay. :)
Nebos, why not give them a cuddle as well next time it happens.
And maybe even sing a lullaby as well! :p
NeBoS
29-03-2006, 09:19 PM
aah, let the poor guy have a sleep... Where is you compassion?!
And its not your problem, neither it it his, he fell asleep - if thats the worst thing that happens to you, then its fair to say you're doing alright mate - hang in there;)
I have compassion for people who deserve compasion - this dude didnt deserve it, trust me.
Additionally, i have very limited time and i count on my bus trips to do readings, write essays and plan other shit THATS IMPORTANT TO ME! Total lack of consideration.
NeBoS
29-03-2006, 09:21 PM
It is like the fat people on the train. Sorry, but their fat rolls hanging on me in is invading my personal space, and secondly, acting as unwanted insulation.
Now, I figure fat people have to catch public transport. However, when a double or triple seat becomes free, they should be moving their fat arse onto this new found free space. After a few subtle nods, turns of the head, if they don’t get the message, I get up and have to climb over them to get to this free space( I am 6"3 ) . Then I get this, why did you do that for look?? FFS.
If these people with extra fat rolls stood instead of sitting, wouldn't they burn a few more calories? Sorry, got no sympathy for them. You are what you eat. I don’t think over half the adult population have thyroid problems. They just consume too many calories and expend too few.
Hahaha... Sienfield all over.
Yeah, good point of view ajay. :)
Nebos, why not give them a cuddle as well next time it happens.
And maybe even sing a lullaby as well! :p
Yeh, ill give him a hug - right after i bump him right off the seat and down into the isle where the bugger belongs!
if thats the worst thing that happens to you, then its fair to say you're doing alright mate - hang in there;)
ajay, step away from the bong dude.
NeBoS
29-03-2006, 09:24 PM
ajay, step away from the bong dude.
Yeh i agree!
Peace, love and respect etc - no place for that on public transport! :p
Dudley
29-03-2006, 09:41 PM
Lick his nostrils. Simple.
One simple yet effective answer, fart!
And then blame him when everyone else on the bus gets a whiff!! :D
*yells : mommmm, somebody is reading my mind....*
I'd make him my new farkin avarta, but hoping he'll fit side the frame.;)
First of all. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!! He used you as a cushion.:D
Second of all. Change seats.
Third of all, if you want to teach a lesson, try waking him gently whilst he is nestled in the nape of your neck, and with any luck he will be embarrassed as hell and signifcantly anxious next time he yawns on a bus.
dhr_matt
31-03-2006, 08:36 AM
lmao...he used you as a cushion. but when i really think about it mate, if someone did that to me on a bus i wouldnt know what to do either!
TonyG
31-03-2006, 09:01 AM
One simple yet effective answer, fart!
And then blame him when everyone else on the bus gets a whiff!! :D
A good answer Roy.
Also, I'm not sure if you are familliar with the act of "Tea Bagging" someone. This will certainly grab his attention, and I doubt he will be dozing back off to sleep afterwards.
Adrian
01-04-2006, 09:35 AM
Be assertive. Wake him up, ask him directly in a strong but non-threatening way to please not fall asleep on you again.
Then fart and vocally blame it on him.
shauno
01-04-2006, 10:09 AM
Pretend to fall asleep and head butt him, then when he wakes up use him as a cushion.
spyderman_au
01-04-2006, 10:14 AM
Push the bastard off the seat and DO NOT apologise, just smile at him.
blt2ride
01-04-2006, 10:56 AM
It's good to know that public transportation is the same in Australia as it is here in the States. I haven't been on a bus in years, for that exact reason--the FREAKS!
I was on a bus once, and some guy totally freaked out. There was a vent in the ceiling of the bus, and this guy was swining on the railings, trying to go through the vent onto the roof of the bus. The bus driver, a black lady, who probably weighed 300 pounds, stopped the bus in the street and grabbed this fool by his shirt and tossed him off the bus...CLASSIC!
NeBoS
01-04-2006, 11:09 AM
I was on a bus once, and some guy totally freaked out. There was a vent in the ceiling of the bus, and this guy was swining on the railings, trying to go through the vent onto the roof of the bus. The bus driver, a black lady, who probably weighed 300 pounds, stopped the bus in the street and grabbed this fool by his shirt and tossed him off the bus...CLASSIC!
Hahaha, that bus driver's a bloody champ!
Only in America, so they say...
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