schoolies 06!

[custard]

just seein how many of you farkiners are headin to the goldy for schoolies this year.

i personally cant bloody wait, its going to be off the hinge's all week, not a night gone quiet,

trim chicks
drunk mates
beach parties
dancing
any food i want to eat i can!
more trim chicks

cant wait

[tu plang]

trim chicks
drunk mates
beach parties
dancing
any food i want to eat i can!

"any food i want to eat i can" is about the best part really. im not saying i didnt have a great time, and i would never regret going but its definitely not as good as the hype suggests. im not trying to rain on the parade, but dont go down there with massive plans of drunken orgies and riots. you can expect to see a sparce selection of girls amongst the most guys you will have ever seen in one place in your life. ;) have fun, see ya there :p

[j-rad]

Yeah Ruz Nut Me And You Are Going To Gewt Hammered!!!!


And Find Some Trim Action!!!!


Yyeeeewwww Schoolies 07!!

[roasted]

Not going.

honestly, Ill have more fun going to gigs and getting drunk than paying shitloads to get rowdy with a bunch of guys that may as well be identical to one another 1000k from here.

To those that do go though, have a good time.

[blackjack]

have fun down there. cant wait till next year. when are you heading down and where are u staying

[d_j1]

Two words of advice.

1) Wants drugs go to Islander. In other words dont go there:rolleyes: :)
2) Beach parties lack alcohol and the only hot uniforms are the cops!

Get shit faced and then head to Cav. SOOO much better.

Also try these:
1) See if you can steal the little ice cream holders on the ice cream parlors. We got 3
2) Play poker in the elevator of your apartment. Table is a requirement. Bonus points for getting the securty guard involved
3) See who can sleep with the HOTTEST girl. Trust me, this will be a challenge.
4)Don't see the bands drunk because a) they probably will suck and b) you will be more inclined to abuse them and the police don't take kindly to that
5) See if you can blame any "accidental" apartment breakages on other people. Preferably Nudgee or Iona!
6) Make your own up and go nuts!

[tu plang]

5) See if you can blame any "accidental" apartment breakages on other people. Preferably Nudgee or Iona!

haha what school are you from and where did you stay?

[bazza]

i went to arlie and it ruled. had mad times, only paid about 300 for some mad ass flash accomdation on a hill over looking the whitsundays/ocean/beach. stuff going to the gold coast.

[fattyandthepiemakers]

Everyone knows Maggie is the new Gold Coast. :p

[bazza]

Everyone knows Maggie is the new Gold Coast. :p

maggie is def where the NQ dero's go :P

[matty_101]

"any food i want to eat i can" is about the best part really. im not saying i didnt have a great time, and i would never regret going but its definitely not as good as the hype suggests. im not trying to rain on the parade, but dont go down there with massive plans of drunken orgies and riots. you can expect to see a sparce selection of girls amongst the most guys you will have ever seen in one place in your life. ;) have fun, see ya there :p

Some one didnt get much action when he went to schoolies. jokes

[Bud Weiser]

schoolies,
way to expensive
i started mine on friday morning at about 11(finished last exam at 10:45) and yeh been pissed, gone out every nite and i intend on doing this for the next 2 weeks seeing as the gay gay universties dont like there "want to be" art students to go to schoolies by planing there interviews rite in the middle.
but meh, cant complain just have to wait to hit up europe for about 8 months then america's ski feilds for like 3 months, working off course. but it will still be fun.
Drink hard, party hard and if she is looking minga pack a dinga!!!!

[tu plang]

Some one didnt get much action when he went to schoolies. jokes

nope fair call, that was pretty much the one thing that could obviously been drawn from my post. not enough, put it that way.

[skwiz05]

Ah......memories...........
Best advice for those on the look out for skinnies.... Dont bother. She wont get with you anyway. Your too lame. Get hammered and grab a fattie, or go ugly early.

[tu plang]

Ah......memories...........
Best advice for those on the look out for skinnies.... Dont bother. She wont get with you anyway. Your too lame. Get hammered and grab a fattie, or go ugly early.

hahah well, what can i say, thats a far more to-the-point version of what i was saying.

[Chalkie]

Pffft, who wants to go to the Goldcoast when you can go to Victor Harbor.
WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

yes i am just jealous because I'm not going to the Goldcoast.

[bazza]

At least I'm not stuck working at Anaconda... or stuck in a O.C. type world but deep down discover that my true goal was to become a hardcore emo who develops a strange addiction to gravel and socks. Wakes up the next morning, discovers a wall is missing and the summer heat burns my pale white skin a crispy brown. We sit around the beach screaming at the rocks, I don't know how the fuck they got there but it shouldn't be. Rented a camel to go touring on and somehow ended back at the Wulguru servo. Looking forwards but discovering that you were always just at the door eating a foot long sandwich. Twisted rain turns your skin back to a pale white. You back where you wanted to be, in the corner. But the corner cannot contain you, your mind. You lash out, taking all you know, not see with you. On top of the tin roof, dancing even, you burn under the extreme heat of the sun helping out Mr tin. You combine, adopt this new position or situation. Pulling free you fly, land back on the beach, not yell but comfort the rocks. How many rocks can there be on one beach?

You are put back in the same situation, a yes or no answer is all it will take. Strangely arousing situations are in the times for you, is it an illusion? Where has that dog run off to? Is it a dog, or just all you stand for and believe in running away after a 'stick' or 'frizbee'? Choice, make the decision. Sort that shit out, go on... Who are you?

Progressive? (More to come...)


less drugs mate.

[udi]

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No one cares what you think, found what you said funny, or even bothered reading what you wrote, because you ride an STP...

[sawtell]

No one cares what you think, found what you said funny, or even bothered reading what you wrote, because you ride an STP...

hahahaha agreed..


i still have no plans for schoolies.. hopefully get a few people together drive some where (byron).. find some fat chicks, sleep in there hotel then move on to the next group and sleep in there hotel...
... its not going to happen!

all have fun!

[Kasplat]

any farkiners who are going to schoolies wear a farkin shirt or sumthing...we can have our own little farkin piss up:D :D if i cum dwn of course! i didn't go to schoolies last year when i should have...A) is as under age so iy would have been gay, B) i got a job building 1 of like 3 race cars in the world (www.skelta.com.au) and c) i forked out $500 and wnet deep sea fishing with mates!!

[big_pete]

Meh my mates went to schoolies last year they said it was shit house, just drugs, fights, slutty girly, sleezy guys its pritty much the same as your local night life just more ppl and more pigs.
I just went to newcastle with a bunch of mates was flippin awesome!

[shake_rattle_and_ roll]

Oh the memories from all those years ago! Messiest week of my life I can recall, and that was 10yrs ago.

Two incidents that I remember best was a dude falling from our balcony on the 6th floor at Iluka on Main (which he survived- broken pelvis and leg if I recall correctly), the other was when the room of girls from below all came upstair to party. They'd all been getting into the chemmie favourites and thought they were the shit going on about how "core" they were with their drugs etc. Instantly I remembered the big box of whizz-fizz sherbert I'd drunkenly stolen from the 7-er, so in the bedroom we emptied about 5 of the packets on to the table crudely fashioned out 5 big lines from the pile and conned them into thinking that it was coke. Being a prick(rather than thinking with my dick as I should've back then) I dared the 5 girls to race each other to finish a big line each and the winner would get a "big bag" of the Columbian Madness (WTF?) from the pile displayed on the table. These chick snorted their brains and you should've have seen the look on their faces- one chicks was half way through telling us it was "good stuff" when she gagged on the sweetness of the sherbert and threw up her bottle of Blue Vok into the tiny paper bin next to the bed. This immediately set of a chain reaction of sympathy spew's from her tacky cohorts- chick's spewing left,right and centre. The icing on the cake was one of them tried running to the bedroom balcony to chuck and didn't realise the sliding door was closed and head-butted it, was put on her arse before rolling on her side and spewing in the lap of one of her friends. Needless to say they took off and our names were mud with them for the rest of the week- it was awesome! Silly bitches.

Anyway was far from my proudest moment that week, and all I'll say is keep it safe and as sensible as possible. Oh, and keep the fuck-wit behaviour confined to your rooms, stock up on the dom's and stay outta trouble ya little punks:D !

[Hopper]

1 more week...... then Victor!!! Damn East Coast bastards with your Gold Coast. Tomorrow me and my mates are having a book burning bonfire, school bag is going in and all those fucking worksheets, books, folders etc, except for history, i stilol need to study for that for Monday. I already have a garbage bag full of books anf paper:p

As for schoolies, damn those slutty girls, I have a girlfriend:(......... wait a minute, never mind I will still have fun ;)

[skivi]

yyyyeeeeewwww lorne next week.

it had better be freakin awsome, otherwise i'm wasting a lot of money and time.

[d_j1]

haha what school are you from and where did you stay?

Marist mate! We were at The Alexander

[wombat]

seeing as the universties dont like there "want to be" art students to go to schoolies by planing there interviews rite in the middle.
That's because the unis know that all that goes on at schoolies is drinking, drug use and bludging, and if you go and do that there then you'll have absolutely no need to enroll in an arts degree.

[Bud Weiser]

That's because the unis know that all that goes on at schoolies is drinking, drug use and bludging, and if you go and do that there then you'll have absolutely no need to enroll in an arts degree.

this is very true wombat
well i will just prove them wrong and doing that here. jokes
ah well i hope i make it on monday

[custard]

schoolies is now tomorrow, wooooott...

cant wait.... def with that farkiner piss up whatever.. just dont have any farkin shirts, hahah

whatever...

cant wait, grad party tonite, im designated DK so no drinky for me. just wait for tomorrow at 11am:D

oh and im staying at the paradise inn, or something to that sort, about half mile south of cavill, "where the trim is at"

and if any of you actually know what i look like, come over and say something!!! night of mad dudes awaits

if you want my number, pm me..

[custard]

, just drugs, , slutty girly, !

giggity
giggity
ohhhh right

[leitch]

fuck yeaaaaaaah 16 hours till schoooolieesss....

bought $200 worth of groceries today :D

[bazza]

fuck yeaaaaaaah 16 hours till schoooolieesss....

bought $200 worth of groceries today :D

going to be gone in 2 days with no idea where it all went.

[turkey 6000]

Two words of advice.

1) Wants drugs go to Islander. In other words dont go there:rolleyes: :)
2) Beach parties lack alcohol and the only hot uniforms are the cops!

Get shit faced and then head to Cav. SOOO much better.

Also try these:
1) See if you can steal the little ice cream holders on the ice cream parlors. We got 3
2) Play poker in the elevator of your apartment. Table is a requirement. Bonus points for getting the securty guard involved
3) See who can sleep with the HOTTEST girl. Trust me, this will be a challenge.
4)Don't see the bands drunk because a) they probably will suck and b) you will be more inclined to abuse them and the police don't take kindly to that
5) See if you can blame any "accidental" apartment breakages on other people. Preferably Nudgee or Iona!
6) Make your own up and go nuts!



haha 2 summers ago i stayed at the islander ( so so soooo dodgy) there were lebaneese dudes on meth harrasing me n shit :(