Those are E-fighting words! (Back by popular demand)

[johnny]

So, you think you can flame, eh?

You couldn't get a decent flame going with a minivan, gerry full of deisel, 100kg of amonium nitrate and 10 Balinese extremists!

Only STP riders and emo's make jokes about race and (homo)sexuality, so don't or the usual bans will apply!

Dozer has custard guts
Quinton has custard arms
S. stands for still-born
Fatty rides an STP
scblack can make beer but can't drink more than two to save his life
Grip is the grandaddy of all grand daddies
Nicho eats cheese and surrenders
Naz is a plucked Korean seagul on crank
Mr. Plow can't get out of first gear...or under his car port
Pete J has an unholy relationship with his dog
Ona Rampage actually DOES resemble his avatar
Demo Man has read hair....nuff said

Flame away, LOSERS! :mad:

[Sethius]

Johnny needs to get laid!

is that a start? ;)

[johnny]

Sorry mate, pubic hair is a pre-requisite for joining this thread.

Yeah, it's a start....loser!

[Sethius]

Sorry mate, pubic hair is a pre-requisite for joining this thread.

Yeah, it's a start....loser!

oh dont worry ive got that johnny, and the rest gets used to ;)

[wombat]

Johnny's spent so long writing about the theories behind wars that he can't even remember which end of a rifle points a bad guy, let alone how to aim his own rifle at a pretty girl.

[johnny]

oh dont worry ive got that johnny, and the rest gets used to

Everyone goes to the toilet dude! :rolleyes:

Virgin.

[scblack]

Get a bloody job freeloader!

Or

Oh, I can't ride today, mummy said I might hurt my shoulder. Waaah.

[Sethius]

Everyone goes to the toilet dude! :rolleyes:

Virgin.

oh only if, that went long ago, im not your favourite 12yr old johnny. :p

[johnny]

Get a bloody job freeloader!
I got one, spending your tax dollar on my education! Now MUSH or I'll tell Mr. Supervisor that your using chat rooms again!

[johnny]

oh only if, that went long ago, im not your favourite 12yr old johnny. :pBeing molested by your piano teacher doesn't count dude.....:rolleyes:

[fatass]

Johnny thought he had a pubic hair, until he pissed out of it :p

[johnny]

Johnny thought he had a pubic hair, until he pissed out of it :pYou thought you said something original......

[Dumbellina]

Sorry mate, pubic hair is a pre-requisite for joining this thread.



Having some or keeping someone-else's in a jar?

[Adrian]

I must say, ajay e-fights like a girl (check the milk thread).


And johnny..... pfft.

Had to go back to uni to prove you were better than a bunch of button-nosed idealists. Didn't work, did it mate.

[ebuk]

I got one, spending your tax dollar on my education!

Enjoy your HECS debt, Uni Pinko!

[johnny]

I must say, ajay e-fights like a girl (check the milk thread).


And johnny..... pfft.

Had to go back to uni to prove you were better than a bunch of button-nosed idealists. Didn't work, did it mate.Haha, Idealists?! You're the one who looks like a scaled down....RIGHT down, version of Henry Rollins!

BTW, how's your shoulder, mines almost better already, marshmellow boy!

[Dumbellina]

shoulder? Seems your wrists are getting the hardest workout...

[brisneyland]

So, you think you can flame, eh?

You couldn't get a decent flame going with a minivan, gerry full of deisel, 100kg of amonium nitrate and 10 Balinese extremists!


Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email [ ] Post to ____________________.
(newsgroup)

It was (check all that apply):

[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Clueless [ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before.
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.

It is recommended that you:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the internet
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[X] YOU ARE SO FUCKING USELESS I CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED FILLING OUT THIS FORM.

[johnny]

Enjoy your HECS debt, Uni Pinko!I do believe it will be your (collectively speaking) HECS debt when I skip the country!

[ebuk]

I do believe it will be your (collectively speaking) HECS debt when I skip the country!


Must be a KIWI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johnny]

shoulder? Seems your wrists are getting the hardest workout...Yes, and please tell your mum I said thanks for the pics!

[ajay]

I must say, ajay e-fights like a girl (check the milk thread).

As if its some mighty accomplishment to write nasty words on a computer!:rolleyes:

Johnny, this is strangely remmenicent of S.'s argumatator thread... 10 points for originality!:p

[Sethius]

Being molested by your piano teacher doesn't count dude.....:rolleyes:

so is that your trying to teach piano now ey johnny im flattered but im gonna have to pass sorry to let your poor aiming skills down :p

[Adrian]

I was just testing the myth.


myth = busted.

Was a sweet clip though, I must say. Kennet got a real going over.

[Dumbellina]

I didn't think those at work who bitch and moan about my emails wrote their own replies. Now I know and will use in future, the next time someone sends an all staff email selling farking school chocolates or raffle tickets....


Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

...

[Dumbellina]

Yes, and please tell your mum I said thanks for the pics!

Cool! was that the lesbian scene with your mum too? I got that up in the dunny in the basement, the tradies love that loo...

[ona rampage]

So Johnny, what is the thing you are going to hear most now that you have finished that degree?

"Yes, I will have fries with that"

[johnny]

As if its some mighty accomplishment to write nasty words on a computer!:rolleyes: bahaaha! "I can't compete, so I'll slander the whole competition! :D :D :D

[Adrian]

Upsize this.

[johnny]

Cool! was that the lesbian scene with your mum too? I got that up in the dunny in the basement, the tradies love that loo...Haha, you just made your mum out to be a necrophiliac!

[Adrian]

oh, and johnny....

[johnny]

So Johnny, what is the thing you are going to hear most now that you have finished that degree?

"Yes, I will have fries with that"Yeah, and I'll still get paid twice as much as you!!

[Dumbellina]

So Johnny, what is the thing you are going to hear most now that you have finished that degree?

"Yes, I will have fries with that"

Yes political science grads still have know how to serve a cone, I mean a soft serve one not the other kind...

[demo man]

What the fuck is read hair?

[ebuk]

Yeah, and I'll still get paid twice as much as you!!

Wow, Bachelor of Arts graduates get more than I thought.

[ona rampage]

Yeah, and I'll still get paid twice as much as you!!

Yeah, don't know about that.....

Besides, I am sure that thesis will make nice landfill somewhere...

[johnny]

What the fuck is read hair?
The 'A' stands for arsehole!

[Dumbellina]

Haha, you just made your mum out to be a necrophiliac!


As the Doug Anthony Allstars sung, "Rigormortis makes me hot..."

[Sethius]

The 'A' stands for arsehole!

come on johnny edit that, you can do better ;)

[johnny]

Yeah, don't know about that.....

Besides, I am sure that thesis will make nice landfill somewhere...Excellent, best way I could think of spending your tax dollars (forget the HECS, its still a Gov't/taxpayer subsidised degree!)

[ajay]

bahaaha! "I can't compete, so I'll slander the whole competition! :D :D :D


Yeah, I cant e-fight but I did actually wack 'ol Jeff though:o

Im a lover, not a fighter... generally...

[ona rampage]

come on johnny edit that, you can do better ;)

Yeah, put that degree to use!

Don't you need a bachelor of arts degree to become a bike courier?

[Dumbellina]

Yeah, don't know about that.....

Besides, I am sure that thesis will make nice landfill somewhere...


Or enough fuel to fire 1000 Indian villages...or to wipe their arses

[Binaural]

Don't you need a bachelor of arts degree to become a bike courier?

Nah, they accept either an arts degree or being clinically brain-dead these days, since they're the same thing.

[Dumbellina]

Nah, they accept either an arts degree or being clinically brain-dead these days, since they're the same thing.

What if you have both? Many do I am told...

[fatass]

You thought you said something original......

yes I did, and WHO the FUCK are you to BURST MY BUBBLE!!!!!!!!

[Adrian]

Almost out of cat jokes.... hang on.....


Johnny's arts friends.

[nicho]

i ll come and eat won ton soup and surrender!!!!

you deserter!!!!

nicho

[Dumbellina]

Almost out of cat jokes.... hang on.....


Johnny's arts friends.


When he said there was lots of pussy at uni in the Arts faculty, he really meant it...

Shame the science and law schools are so dull, we only torture cats and then harp on about the ethics of it...

[Renegade]

Wow the irony.. if anyone else started this thread Johnny.. it will be locked and they will be banned... :p

But hey.. It's johnny boy

[johnny]

Wow the irony.. if anyone else started this thread Johnny.. it will be locked and they will be banned... :p

But hey.. It's johnny boyWhat kind of a metro-sexual comes into a flame thread and makes a whingy little post like that?

Oh my god, he's going to cry! I need 40cc's of harden up and three boxes of kleenex...STAT!

[Adrian]

There is alot.. at sydney uni... I admit to one serving that lasted 3 1/2 years....


While I'm at it then.....

[Dumbellina]

Oh my god,... I need 40cc's of harden up and three boxes of kleenex...STAT!

You still looking at that pic of my mum...

[bulllet]

Demo man is a spoilt little shite who relies on his parents for everything, they probably even write MTF for him.

I dare demo man to write it for himself one week so we may get one half decent mtf.

[johnny]

You still looking at that pic of my mum...Nah, ran out of the viagra required to get it up over her fat ass!


(remember, this is only a flame thread, don't hunt me down!)

[Dumbellina]

Nah, ran out of the required viagra that I needed to get it up looking at her fat ass!


(remember, this is only a flame thread, don't hunt me down!)

Don't fat chicks burn your wick... the super porkers...

[TonyG]

You still looking at that pic of my mum...

Nope, he's PMed to the rest of us. You know she aint bad for an old girl!!

[ona rampage]

Don't fat chicks burn your wick... the super porkers...

Built for comfort, not for speed.

They do make the best .....

[demo man]

Demo man is a spoilt little shite who relies on his parents for everything, they probably even write MTF for him.

I dare demo man to write it for himself one week so we may get one half decent mtf.

Spoilt - well define spoilt!

I get a lot of support, no hand outs, but lots of support. And I'm fucking thriving because of it.

I bet you were still picking your nose and trying to tie your shoelaces at this age. So, fuck ya!

Oh, and Johnny, an arsehole I have, but at least mine doesn't have something stuck up it all the time!

[johnny]

Oh, and Johnny, an arsehole I have, but at least mine doesn't have something stuck up it all the time!Well, pull your head out if you don't like the view up there!

[Dumbellina]

Nope, he's PMed to the rest of us. You know she aint bad for an old girl!!

Great I'll line you up...

[TonyG]

Spoilt - well define spoilt!

I get a lot of support, no hand outs, but lots of support. And I'm fucking thriving because of it.

I bet you were still picking your nose and trying to tie your shoelaces at this age. So, fuck ya!

Oh, and Johnny, an arsehole I have, but at least mine doesn't have something stuck up it all the time!

Yeh leave Demo's mum out of this, Johnny you got any pics of her??

[ebuk]

Oh, and Johnny, an arsehole I have, but at least mine doesn't have something stuck up it all the time!

Wait till you get to Uni and become an opinionated post whore, rod up the arse Farkin Moderator.

[Adrian]

And take that gerbil with you on the way out.

..................

[demo man]

Well, pull your head out if you don't like the view up there!


Wait a minute, who bought who hot choco at Homebush?

[bulllet]

Spoilt - well define spoilt!

I get a lot of support, no hand outs, but lots of support. And I'm fucking thriving because of it.

I bet you were still picking your nose and trying to tie your shoelaces at this age. So, fuck ya!

Oh, and Johnny, an arsehole I have, but at least mine doesn't have something stuck up it all the time!

Ahahahahaha im actually 2nd in charge of a company and have never been supported so suckit.

you may be thriving but learn to make half decent movies for a start. How old are you? 14? Awwww does baby want his nappy changed?

Have a little nap and don't get to cranky.

[Adrian]

Ahahahahaha im actually 2nd in charge of a company and have never been supported so suckit.


Dude.... the neighbourhood treehouse is not what I would call a company... But not bad effort for a forty year old...

[Dumbellina]

What your fascination with each others arses? I thought this was a MTB forum not a gay meeting place...

[TonyG]

Ahahahahaha im actually 2nd in charge of a company and have never been supported so suckit.

.


That would be impressive if you weren’t a sole practitioner

[ebuk]

Ahahahahaha im actually 2nd in charge of a company and have never been supported so suckit.

Boasting about being middle management?

[Dumbellina]

Boasting about being middle management?

So Dilbert-like...

[fatass]

What your fascination with each others arses? I thought this was a MTB forum not a gay meeting place...

Same thing!

[johnny]

Wait a minute, who bought who hot choco at Homebush?I spat in it.

[TonyG]

So Dilbert-like...

i know, every time he takes a dump he rings his mum to tell her finally has an office job!

[Dumbellina]

i know, every time he takes a dump he rings his mum to tell her finally has an office job!

Or to say it hurts each time he poos or sits down...

[johnny]

Yeh leave Demo's mum out of this, Johnny you got any pics of her??Sure, here you are!
http://www.farkin.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=51703&stc=1&d=1163661685

[Adrian]

needs tassles.

[Dumbellina]

Sure, here you are!


Have you got shots of everyone's mum? Is there something about boilers that spins your crank?

[TonyG]

Yep, she's a keeper. Sorry Dumbellina, give your mum our best but she has just been SUPERSEEDED!!!

[johnny]

Good work Mr Admin.

Follow the link to get ;

Invalid Attachment specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator

:DHmmm, looks like everyone else but Mr. I.T. can drive a computer.....:confused:

[Dumbellina]

Too funny. I don't where you found her Johnny but that's gold - the airbrush tits and all...

[ona rampage]

Hmmm, looks like everyone else but Mr. I.T. can drive a computer.....:confused:

Damn, wasn't fast enough.

Goodnight loosers; I am out of here (I, unlike most of you, have a life to go to).

[TonyG]

Damn, wasn't fast enough.

Goodnight loosers; I am out of here (I, unlike most of you, have a life to go to).


Well i'm off to. I dont have life, but I sure am getting hungry, and that pic reminded me I have to call my mum!

[johnny]

Damn, wasn't fast enough.

Goodnight loosers; I am out of here (I, unlike most of you, have a life to go to).*Runs off to the toilet with printed picture of tattooed old hag*
........................

[Dumbellina]

Well i'm off to. I dont have life, but I sure am getting hungry, and that pic reminded me I have to call my mum!

I just rang mine and the number was engaged. Tony don't tell me...

[thecat]

When Johnny takes a piss he holds it with all 5 fingers... But the last 4 get wet.

[TonyG]

I just rang mine and the number was engaged. Tony don't tell me...

Conference call. Do you want me to page you in. I have to warn you it's gone to a whole new level. If you think this thread is bad, you should probably steer clear of this call.

Anyway, Mrs Dumellina what was that you where saying

[Adrian]

welcome to the fray thecat...

[ajay]

^^ keep em coming dude...:D

[Dumbellina]

When Johnny takes a piss he holds it with all 5 fingers... But the last 4 get wet.

And two of those are holding the tweezers and the other hands got the magnifying glass...

[johnny]

When Johnny takes a piss he holds it with all 5 fingers... But the last 4 get wet.
Better wet fingers than to squat ;)

[Adrian]

^^ keep em coming dude...:D

I'll shuffle through and see what else I got... they're all courtesy of my brother.

And Johnny,
How was the program?

http://www.sa.org/

[Dumbellina]

I'll shuffle through and see what else I got... they're all courtesy of my brother.


Surprised those interested in anuses didn't ask for pics of Adrian's brother...

[Adrian]

This is all the cat one man can contain.

[Adrian]

Surprised those interested in anuses didn't ask for pics of Adrian's brother...


I wouldn't, he's bigger than Johnny, with twice the temper...and he's my brother.... ew


If you like prison, you'll LOVE my brother.

[fatass]

twice the temper of Johnny? bah!

[Adrian]

fatass at the track...

[thecat]

Better wet fingers than to squat ;)

Whatever floats you're boat, but I can't beleive you still pay for that.

This is all the cat one man can contain.

I'm more pussy than you'll ever get.... Ummm, wait, hang on... Yeah

The correct comment is "Be Still Cat!!!"

But me be Poppy now.

[fatass]

dude, I was getting fully sick speed there, don't diss it just cos my bike looks lke a panda!

[Adrian]

I was dissin because your helmet's not a tld....

Anyway... A man's got to eat... catch you losers later.

[PINT of Stella, mate!]

Now, Now lads,

We, your colonial masters didn't give you your own patch of dirt just so you could spend your time fighting amongst yourselves?

remember it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

Now, If you all promise to behave we'll think about giving you your own Government...

:p

[thecat]

Why would we want that. You've had youre own heads of state and governments for ages and the best you've come up with is Queen Lizzie and Maggie Thatcher.

Best we leave them over there, leave them to their insest and debauchery and pretend they have all the power.

[fattyandthepiemakers]

So Johnny... you deleted the old flame thread to make a new start. Things get out of hand man? Weak, your still full of shit...

Last comment was at 6:05 PM... What, are all you girls watching Neighbours?

[olly1oo6]

I want in!

Daver, stop whining start hucking!!!!

Johnny is an emotionally fragile anti social individual who barely turns up for city rides!

Dale buy yourself a bloody MTB, BMX sucks!:p

Grip needs to grow down, not up

julianwisbey, you are the most whiney little bitch ive ever come across on forums

MrPlow needs to learn the difference between Bulllets opinion and mine, and remind himself who actually started the damn thread! (I mean, come on!)

Demo Man is not entitled to be the next Prime Minister....nyyyyyeh!

Norcohavoc needs to remove the fuck huckers pole from his asss:p

Jordy, go give the industry a gobby

Squid, hairless + legs....nuff said, apart from that I have nothing bad to say about you because you gave me back my poo thread:p

There, now remember, you all totally deserved it.:D

[Binaural]

Now, Now lads,

We, your colonial masters didn't give you your own patch of dirt just so you could spend your time fighting amongst yourselves?

remember it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

Now, If you all promise to behave we'll think about giving you your own Government...

:p

One day we aspire to be like Scotland, which is ruled by the Scottish ;) .... oh, any passing nation with a bit of two-by-four with a nail through it. Stick to soccer hooliganism, poor dental hygiene and mass unemployment, m'kay?

[shauno]

Shauno's a knob.
Flame me =D

[Dim]

Shauno's a knob.
Flame me =D

BMX'er fag







;)

[shauno]

BMX'er fag







;)

Haha.
God i love you.

And f-town aint got shit on anything!

[Red Rocket]

Am I the only one left wondering how much trouble someone without mod/admin divinity would have got in trouble for this?

[Jon]

Demo Man has read hair....nuff said

Shouldn't that be RED hair you illiterate:D

[Randy Rhoads]

Am I the only one left wondering how much trouble someone without mod/admin divinity would have got in trouble for this?

Nah, Im thinking the same thing.

Demo Man has read hair....nuff said

Shouldn't that be RED hair you illiterate:D

If you read the thread, "a" stands for asshole.:p

[Jon]

Nah, Im thinking the same thing.



If you read the thread, "a" stands for asshole.:p

Its all a bit of a joke isnt it? Dont take it too seriously. Yeah ok so a mod started it and no-ones had a stick waved at them but no-ones been too serious either so lighten the fuck up and take a joke

['Ross]

Hey johnny how often do you actually ride your bike? That is assuming you own one and don't just spend your time patrolling every thread for the opportunity to lock one or flame someone

[Red Rocket]

so lighten the fuck up and take a joke


Typical Giant AC rider statement.......;)

[Red Rocket]

Am I the only one left wondering how much trouble someone without mod/admin divinity would have got in trouble for this?

Its already mentioned in the thread, you fucking idiot Red Rocket. lighten the fuck up you whinging little bitch.

[Adrian]

Right I'm back.. gloves off...


Who wants some...

[Jon]

Its all a bit of a joke isnt it? Dont take it too seriously. Yeah ok so a mod started it and no-ones had a stick waved at them but no-ones been too serious either so lighten the fuck up and take a joke
Damn ,white is obviously the wrong background colour;)

[Alec McJo]

Every last one of you SUCK

[tu plang]

worst thread ever.

[fattyandthepiemakers]

worst thread ever.You're wrong dickhead...

[NeBoS]

Hehee, pretty funny stuff.

The first two pages are filled with smart remarks and cutting quotes,

The same cannot be said for the last pages however - its all tarty name calling, some of which funny however, but none the less crap.


YOU SILLY FARKERS!!!!

[matty_101]

Hehee, pretty funny stuff.

The first two pages are filled with smart remarks and cutting quotes,

The same cannot be said for the last pages however - its all tarty name calling, some of which funny however, but none the less crap.


YOU SILLY FARKERS!!!!

Well in the theme of tarty name calling, btw the word tarty makes you sound like a pre-pubescent geek, i hate all of you and i think that you guys must all be virgins to spend so much time on a website devoted to pedalling bicycles. this last remark applies to you sexually challenged roadies and xc riders, yeh what you virgins got on that?

[tu plang]

You're wrong dickhead...

we both know that never happens.

[mtbmamma]

So, you think you can flame, eh?

You couldn't get a decent flame going with a minivan, gerry full of deisel, 100kg of amonium nitrate and 10 Balinese extremists!

Only STP riders and emo's make jokes about race and (homo)sexuality, so don't or the usual bans will apply!

Dozer has custard guts
Quinton has custard arms
S. stands for still-born
Fatty rides an STP
scblack can make beer but can't drink more than two to save his life
Grip is the grandaddy of all grand daddies
Nicho eats cheese and surrenders
Naz is a plucked Korean seagul on crank
Mr. Plow can't get out of first gear...or under his car port
Pete J has an unholy relationship with his dog
Ona Rampage actually DOES resemble his avatar
Demo Man has read hair....nuff said

Flame away, LOSERS! :mad:

Well I'm not even going to try, anyway I didn't get named by God above so I'm clean!!!!:D

[Drizz]

Well in the theme of tarty name calling, btw the word tarty makes you sound like a pre-pubescent geek, i hate all of you and i think that you guys must all be virgins to spend so much time on a website devoted to pedalling bicycles. this last remark applies to you sexually challenged roadies and xc riders, yeh what you virgins got on that?

"People in glass houses should not throw stones."

[Drizz]

The same cannot be said for the last pages however - its all tarty name calling, some of which funny however, but none the less crap.

Too right! Guess whos on the last page sucker! :p

[matty_101]

"People in glass houses should not throw stones."

People with names like Drizz probably are hiding something, who gets first reach around, you or your boyfriend??

[mtbmamma]

Don't fat chicks burn your wick... the super porkers...

Now come on boys lets not get bitchy at girls who are shall we say, junoesque?????? Some guys really get off on big girls but then that is a whole thread of its own, now isn't it.

Nope, he's PMed to the rest of us. You know she aint bad for an old girl!! As for "old girl".................I don't know about anyone else on farkin but I'm getting sick and tired about you young whipper snappers and all these quotes about age. I bet I can drink and dance most of you under the table!!

[quote=ona rampage;800709]Built for comfort, not for speed.

Comfort is good for some you know, speed isn't everything though for me its everything (in its right place, of course)
:D

[fattyandthepiemakers]

we both know that never happens.
I know a lot more then you think I know... Ben...

Damn, it doesn't sound spooky know that I rememeber you were in MTF.

"I am the one who is bleeding the most... Making me the victor."

[johnny]

People with names like Drizz probably are hiding something, who gets first reach around, you or your boyfriend??Dude, pay close attention to the very first post in this thread.

[Drizz]

People with names like Drizz probably are hiding something.......

So you been grabbing your ankle 101 times? BTW, hows your gerbil?

Edit: Ignore this, sorry.

[matty_101]

i was wondering if that was too far, sorry, but on a lighter note, you dont pull very often do you Johnny??? abstinence by choice is ok, but having no say in the matter must make you feel really impotant.

[matty_101]

it's all a joke

[mtbmamma]

i was wondering if that was too far, sorry, but on a lighter note, you dont pull very often do you Johnny??? abstinence by choice is ok, but having no say in the matter must make you feel really impotant.

Come on now boys this is now getting very nasty. Lighten up!!

According to someone I know you guys have it easy. You just bring up pictures of some of the worlds most beautiful women on the internet and you have a wonderful amount of fodder for what you guys do best. I have to hand it to you...............ha ha. Now don't complain as you are all guilty of this one!!! :D

[fattyandthepiemakers]

STP's suck... Come on, I should have about 500 members trying to flame me down.

[NeBoS]

i was wondering if that was too far, sorry, but on a lighter note, you dont pull very often do you Johnny??? abstinence by choice is ok, but having no say in the matter must make you feel really impotant.

Impotent???

[matty_101]

Edit* double post

[NeBoS]

Come on now boys this is now getting very nasty. Lighten up!!

According to someone I know you guys have it easy. You just bring up pictures of some of the worlds most beautiful women on the internet and you have a wonderful amount of fodder for what you guys do best. I have to hand it to you...............ha ha. Now don't complain as you are all guilty of this one!!! :D

Well, theres wankers and liers in the world - which are you?

[Drizz]

Dead, there not meant for tight spaces, but you'd know all about that wouldn't you?

Shit you are a sicko! :eek: Dude! Get help! :cool:

[matty_101]

Shit you are a sicko! :eek: Dude! Get help! :cool:

After me posting that i realised how incredibly wrong that was, it was meant to be at you but made me sound like mr slave from southpark.

[Drizz]

STP's suck... Come on, I should have about 500 members trying to flame me down.

Well let see....... Does 500 people give a shit about FATPM? Guess thats a no! Dun worry mommy still loves you!

[fattyandthepiemakers]

Dun worry mommy still loves you!
At least mines not giving head jobs for crack.

[Drizz]

After me posting that i realised how incredibly wrong that was, it was meant to be at you but made me sound like mr slave from southpark.
..........
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/ehlee/Images/Pictures/nelson.gif

[Drizz]

At least mines not giving head jobs for crack.

You know my step-mom? Been doing quality control?

[matty_101]

At least mines not giving head jobs for crack.

Mum jokes.... i would expect nothing less from an stp riding virgin.

[fattyandthepiemakers]

i would expect nothing less from an stp riding virgin.
You are expecting more from me Mr Slave? Sorry, I don't swing that way Perth boy. :p

[Drizz]

Mum jokes.... i would expect nothing less from an stp riding virgin.

At least he has a bike. You just huck the gutter with a broomstick.

[matty_101]

At least he has a bike. You just huck the gutter with a broomstick.

I wonder how he sits on it???

[bazza]

i'm the best poster on this website.

get ya flame on girls.

[johnny]

Woke up to a PM box with people wanting to see the car crash that was, so here y'are.

But, no more replies for now. May pop it up and open it intermitently.....when I'm bored or the forum is a bit slow.....like it's members!

Losers.