Roommate question

[brisneyland]

They shit me to tears - what's the best way to kill them and dispose of the evid - I mean, umm...

I'm moving out, a few weeks after the lease runs out, whose responsibility is it to pay the rent until a new room mate moves in?

I'm thinking it's their problem, mostly because I hate them, but also because I'm not breaking the lease...

All the furniture/whitegoods are mine too, cop that bitches.

[Quintin]

do you think it might be the dreadlocks? :p :p

[demo9pro]

Well, if you dont like, why not simply just "Stuff" them. Gather up all your shit and leave?

[yogibear]

yeah dude. if you leave all you have to do is give them 2 weeks notice and go to the agency and get your name taken off the lease. thats what my ex-bitch I mean GF did to me.

[brisneyland]

do you think it might be the dreadlocks? :p :p

Never! Your mum said she loves them!

Well, if you dont like, why not simply just "Stuff" them. Gather up all your shit and leave?
That's what I'm doing. Read the post, cmon, keep up!

[Binaural]

Whoever holds the lease for the house gets to pay. If you're leaving and they're staying and they hold the lease, then you're laughing and 3 weeks notice is all you need to give. If you're leaving and you hold the lease and they're staying, you need to transfer the lease to them if you want them to pay.

Regarding the housemates, hungry pigs always works for me ;)

[cellardoor]

if you are breaking a lease then you have to pay intill the room is filled (within a certain timeframe) However if you are leaving but other partys are continuing with the lease (and your name is being taken off it) then the contract is between you and the other party, so fuck em, they are not going to sue you for a cpl months rent. But make sure you tell the landlord to take you off the lease, if you dont it will just go to a month by month lease and your name will still be on it.

[Binaural]

Good advice, (http://www.rlc.org.au/sharehousing/movingout.html) but not sure how things change for Queensland.

[brisneyland]

Sweet, thanks guys. Makes it easier for me...

Now, next question: should I grin and bear it for a few weeks, or start looking for a convenient pig farm now?

[yogibear]

Sweet, thanks guys. Makes it easier for me...

Now, next question: should I grin and bear it for a few weeks, or start looking for a convenient pig farm now?

Cop it on the chin for a bit. To avoid bitter roommate revenge. Or alternatively, I know of a great pig farm just west of Ippy ;)

[Binaural]

Cop it on the chin for a bit. To avoid bitter roommate revenge. Or alternatively, I know of a great pig farm just west of Ippy ;)

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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[chriscross]

i love your "i don't give a shit about your life and if your left with nothing" attitude... iff all of the furnature and other goods are yours then by all means take it... just to be a smart ass you could leave a bag of chips and a glass of coke for dinner:D

[Hamsta]

Check out your contractual/financial obligations and entitlements (did you pay/contribute to the bond?) with the landlord or managing property agent before you take action.

Organise mail redirection asap, even to a P.O.Box

Ensure that you contact utilities and determine your financial obligations regarding phone, electricity gas etc and request account be sent to P.O. Box

If necessary, change passwords on all video store accounts etc.

Make sure that you get everything you own out of there as quickly a possible after announcing your move....landlord will inform them if you are being taken off the lease.

Some people can be vindictive assholes even when the share house has worked for all. I felt compelled to post because a mate of mine had a very bad experience leaving a relationship/share house that blew way out of proportion.


"Sorry, you cant rent any movies until you pay your overdue fees, which by the way are quite spectacular" insert $0000.00

No pigs or pig farms involved though! Just a major fucking hassle to sort out.

[PINT of Stella, mate!]

They shit me to tears - what's the best way to kill them and dispose of the evid - I mean, umm...

I'm moving out, a few weeks after the lease runs out, whose responsibility is it to pay the rent until a new room mate moves in?

I'm thinking it's their problem, mostly because I hate them, but also because I'm not breaking the lease...

All the furniture/whitegoods are mine too, cop that bitches.

two words

Gas Leak.

However, if for some strange reason you don't want to go down that road, you should still be able to move without owing anything. The lease will have expired so you should be OK and if your flatmates have more than a couple of weeks notice of when you're moving then it's their responsibility to find a flatmate in that time. If you've not given them any notice at all it'd probably be a good idea to give them maybe a couple of weeks rent. Even if they are a pack of c---s. You're not obliged to but you know, karma and all that.

In the meantime you can always go online and put the address down on the mailing and contact lists of organisations such as the scientologists, Jehovahs, radical islamic groups, timeshare companies and maybe advertise the premises for 'adult' services in the local paper or trading post...

[Hamsta]

two words

Gas Leak.

In the meantime you can always go online and put the address down on the mailing and contact lists of organisations such as the scientologists, Jehovahs, radical islamic groups, timeshare companies and maybe advertise the premises for 'adult' services in the local paper or trading post...

Yeah, call the Terrorism Hotline and outline the strange activities of your housemates.

[Pete J]

Buy a whole fish and then hide it somewhere in the house. If they are anything like some of my ex-housemates they probably won't find it due to them NOT DOING ANY F*CKING CLEANING!!!!!!! :mad:

[Mo]

the law states that there has to be a 28 days notice before vacating.

so all you gotta do is give them the notice and out you go...

however if you thrashed the place...causing no future housemate to accept it then you are liable for payment...

now if you had a formal agreement (i.e: paper work/contract) with the original tenant then make you sure you end it

best way is to make a contract and terminate everything...
i've seen people pay 6 months rent for not even staying there....just because of a signed contract...

p.s i've had enough with my previous housemate and now i live peacefull in my own pad...with my lovely cat...who is safe from the other freaks.

good luck

[strauss]

Quote:
Originally Posted by IMDB - Snatch
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Thats Kinda scary that you no that....... Are you a seriel killer by any chance??

could'nt you just give them a bath in hydrochloric acid .....

Back to the room mate thing.... im pretty sure its only two weeks notice as long as your not breaking the lease.
Just make sure your name is taken off the lease so if he doesn't pay rent your name doesn't get branded as well

[toodles]

Brisney... call me... I've got the van - we'll work out a deal. How many kilos do you reckon they weigh? We'll need rope, tape, a shovel, lime, shotgun, clown shoes, a midget and 40 pounds of pepper

[Doggy]

Nah, go by the "snatch" quote.....that gangster man seemed to know what he was on about.

[brisneyland]

Thanks Hamsta, yeah I did contribute to the bond so I'll have to figure that bit out.

Toodles, cheers mate. I'll get the clown shoes and the shotgun if you handle the midget. :p yeah I've seen your home videos

So they know I'm leaving now, haven't told them about the day trip to the pig farm yet though. :D

Snatch was a kickarse movie.

[davo taft]

Instead of them pissing you off try and piss them off ... i call it lateral thinking :) :)

http://www.cyberslayer.co.uk/jokes/joke0019.html

good luck with it

[naz]

fuck deorre