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faceplant666
20-11-2006, 11:23 PM
Hey whats the worst thing youve ever eaten i just ate pickled onions from like 6yrs ago and hot coke... i might go throw up now
shiznik
21-11-2006, 06:29 AM
my mate is croatian (sp?), and he had a party on his b-day...after a few rounds footy it was time for lunch...:(
cottage cheese cake
Dozer
21-11-2006, 08:46 AM
Seafood - If it lives in the ocean or a river I hate it.
Mushrooms - They should be left in the ground for dung betles to eat or hit with a golf club.
Avocado - Also a good recipient for the face of a golf club.
Seafood - If it lives in the ocean or a river I hate it.
Mushrooms - They should be left in the ground for dung betles to eat or hit with a golf club.
Avocado - Also a good recipient for the face of a golf club.
sounds good to me!
Binaural
21-11-2006, 08:52 AM
Burnt prawn heads in Malaysia - naaaaasstyyy.
Oddjob
21-11-2006, 08:55 AM
The Scots have this one all wrapped up. Kippers, haggis, black pudding, scotch egg and deep fried mars bars.
J-ack
21-11-2006, 09:13 AM
Seafood - If it lives in the ocean or a river I hate it.
Mushrooms - They should be left in the ground for dung betles to eat or hit with a golf club.
Avocado - Also a good recipient for the face of a golf club.
Damn straight, except for me, i would swap mushrooms out for bananas, ughh, i hate them
Dozer
21-11-2006, 09:15 AM
Damn straight, except for me, i would wap mushrooms out for bananas, ughh, i hate them
I'll swap you my mushrooms for your bananas.....$10 a kilo for bananas is getting very pricey! I'll send a golf bag full of fungus down for you.;)
cam-o
21-11-2006, 09:31 AM
The Scots have this one all wrapped up. Kippers, haggis, black pudding, scotch egg and deep fried mars bars.
Actually Haggis is really nice, and doesn't necessarily have to be cooked in the sheep's stomach. Think of really nice stuffing and you'll get the idea.
My grossest - raw cuttlefish. Went to a sushi bar in tokyo and my mate (who lived there and was well aware it's gross) ordered me some. Imagine an oyster that takes 10 minutes to chew. EEEEEW!
blackjack
21-11-2006, 10:16 AM
Seafood - If it lives in the ocean or a river I hate it.
Mushrooms - They should be left in the ground for dung betles to eat or hit with a golf club.
Avocado - Also a good recipient for the face of a golf club.
some sea food is allrite but i would have to agree that mushrooms and avocados are terrible. but worst ive had was at this restraunt that we went to for my grandads 60th birthday. many farkiners may no of it. its called clear mountain quality hotel its pretty close to the drop off point for shuttles on clear. man i have never left a restraunt hungy. that was the worst god dam food i have ever had. the only good thing was the drinks. im so never going back to that shit hole of a retraunt
kizza01
21-11-2006, 10:21 AM
Durien, its a fruit that smells of rotting carcasses, the taste is pretty close too. Comes from SE asia if anyone is interested?
GrubNut
21-11-2006, 10:37 AM
I was in a bar in Estonia playing pool, and was ordering bar snacks. On the menu was someing translated as "battered thong". I ordered it, it was strange very tender meat, I then recognised it as tongue. Kinda mushy meat, not recommended.
skinner
21-11-2006, 11:43 AM
Come on guys, you need to try plain boiled livers. They have to be the worst thing i have ever had to stomach.
avocados need to be banned - too greasy to start with.
seafood - the smell is enough to turn me off, but everytime i look at nice fresh fish i just wanna eat it.
chicken feet, organ curry (fucking gross but a delicacy in so many parts of asia)
cellardoor
21-11-2006, 12:23 PM
Fermented beans in Asakusa
(And for the record. Seafood, Avacado, Mushroom and Chicken feet all rule. Shit, I must eat 2 Avacados a week, and at least a kilo of mushrooms)
derelikt
21-11-2006, 12:26 PM
Pretty anything that lives under the water, i wont eat.
timmo
21-11-2006, 12:36 PM
Brussels sprouts. Worst. Food. Ever.
In the meantime, I'm off to have my prawn, avocado and mushroom sandwich. :)
Dozer
21-11-2006, 12:45 PM
I'm off to have my prawn, avocado and mushroom sandwich. :)
.......with a chunder chaser you bloody sicko!:cool: That is the best mix for putting a tiger on the carpet!
chino79
21-11-2006, 12:52 PM
[QUOTE=cellardoor;804634]Fermented beans in Asakusa
I am with you there mate Nato(fermented soy beans) are easily the worst thing's I have eaten, a close second is Okra a slimy green vegetable from Africa.
cam-o
21-11-2006, 12:55 PM
Fermented beans in Asakusa
That's funny, the only reason my mate ordered the cuttlefish was because he couldn't get the fermented beans, sounds like I dodged a bullet there.
It was also in Asakusa....
Durien, its a fruit that smells of rotting carcasses, the taste is pretty close too. Comes from SE asia if anyone is interested?
Yeah that shit is propper rank... you should smell it once it goes off!
We dared a guy at work to eat it.... well, he wasnt back at work for the remainder of the week!
My worst has to be (its not quite a food though) snake wine from Vietnam.
its some kind of fermented liquid with a scorpian and a snake just soaking it up in the bottle. I had one shot, and man, I couldnt even imagine something tasting as bad as that did.
But make sure you try it if ever you go to Vietnam!
Octane_Matty
21-11-2006, 02:06 PM
stinky tofu...
maybe goats balls
murrum
21-11-2006, 03:46 PM
Rollmops
Some kind of pickled herring, wrapped around a gherkin - those scandanavians are fine lookers - but their cuisine can rot in a bucket...
PINT of Stella, mate!
21-11-2006, 03:59 PM
Rollmops
Some kind of pickled herring, wrapped around a gherkin - those scandanavians are fine lookers - but their cuisine can rot in a bucket...
Rollmops are f***ing lush!
To be fair I'm not a big fan of the pickled ones you get in Oz - all you can taste is brine - but fresh ones rock!
Worst I've had?
Deep fried rat would be a contender as would a weird 'soup' concoction I had in Laos. It was basically cold ducks blood with chillis and herbs thrown in.
Can't say I was too impressed with finding fried maggots in a pad thai once either.
But the worst food I've ever come across has to be any local nigerian cuisine. it's usually based around maize gruel and quite often smells like somebody's shat in a pot of water and brought it to boil!
Hamsta
21-11-2006, 04:02 PM
Tasted real good until we found an odd shaped bone that chef must have missed. Went veg for the remaining 3 weeks of our stay.
Although I do sometimes look at our Jack Russell.......
PINT of Stella, mate!
21-11-2006, 04:07 PM
The Scots have this one all wrapped up. Kippers, haggis, black pudding, scotch egg and deep fried mars bars.
You're giving me the munchies!
You also neglected Deep Fried Pizza - It's more a Glasgow thing than a national dish. coincidentally I've also heard rumours of a shop in Glasgow that sells deep fried kebabs!
Pete J
21-11-2006, 04:14 PM
You also neglected Deep Fried Pizza - It's more a Glasgow thing than a national dish.
Now you're talking!! :)
Drool drool.
Cameo
21-11-2006, 04:46 PM
Yeah that shit is propper rank... you should smell it once it goes off!
We dared a guy at work to eat it.... well, he wasnt back at work for the remainder of the week!
Oh man, 3.5 years in the Philippines sealed that deal. Bloody disgusting stuff, our maids used to eat it constantly while we were over there. Dunno how they could take it. Icing on the cake; Was down Lygon St. a few weeks ago and stumpled across an ice-cream shop selling Durian flavoured ice-cream! You could see people through the windows holding their nostrils and gasping for breath, although some were still game enough to try! I just walked past the joint, a little faster than normal.
I'm also an avid seafood hater. Can't stand the texture or taste, and it also brings back memorys from the Philippines. Not only was Durian a favourite for our maids, but fish eyes were too!
mtbmamma
21-11-2006, 04:47 PM
Rollmops
Some kind of pickled herring, wrapped around a gherkin - those scandanavians are fine lookers - but their cuisine can rot in a bucket...
On this note, just think about how many Scandinavian Restaurants you see around the world?????????????? You can count them on one hand, rollmops, gammel ost (old cheese) cheese with 1-2" of mould and slime on it and of course real gravelax. With real gravelax the salmon meat is almost rancid and running off the bone. YUKKKKKK!!!:eek:
faceplant666
21-11-2006, 04:55 PM
please dont make me think about rollmops my mate thinks avacado and vegimite on toast is the shit!!
tinkerbell
21-11-2006, 04:57 PM
not really a food but i made tea with salt once
dam that was bad lol
|Matt|
21-11-2006, 05:01 PM
Being of Ukranian descent, I find that salted herring on a peice of brown bread with a bit of tomato, small amount of onion (can't stand uncooked onion) and a small amount of butter is very very nice in small amounts. 2 or 3 of those sandwiches is enough.
I have a passionate hate for avacado.
PINT of Stella, mate!
21-11-2006, 06:06 PM
Christ I also forgot to mention Macaroni & Cheese Pies and the Aberdeen Buttery as fine examples of scottish cuisine. For those that don't know (probably 99.9% of people who've never been to Aberdeen) the buttery is the king of all breakfast rolls.
it's made from largely pastry and animal fat (although vegetable fat seems to be getting popular) The best way to describe it would be if you were to get maybe half-a-dozen croissants, place them on top of one another like a big tower then compress the tower flat until it resembles a 2cm wide high-density pastry. Then grill or toast and add butter and maybe a bit of jam (why you need extra buttter is a mystery but you just do...).
Beautiful! Unfortunately also the reason why Grampian Region is the heart disease capital of Europe!
Back on topic though, can I also throw in (or up) saurkraut and cottage cheese?
Dicky
21-11-2006, 06:23 PM
You're all soft. :p
Iron Gut competitions at Rover events.
Example:
Cold meat pie with raw crushed garlic on top.
Eat it as fast as you can, run about 30 metres, 10 star jumps, run back.
A cup of buttermilk, mixed with concentrated orange juice.
Another 30m, another 10 star jumps. Mix it up nicely.
Another cold meat pie, this time infused with curry powder, or maybe some thickened cream.
Go for another run.
As many courses as possible until the last man is left standing, or until the organisers run out of nasty things to mix together. (This happens more than you'd think.)
There's been a chocolate one too... chocolate mudcake, icecream and syrup... chocolate syrup + pasta, chocolate syrup + Weet Bix, 2 litres of chocolate milk each, etc.
Thumbs up:
Avocado (on toast, with cracked black pepper)
Good quality sauerkraut (fresh, don't bother with the canned muck)
Seafood... sushimi is tops (raw fish in lemon juice or soy sauce with wasabi)
Blue cheese
Thumbs down:
Vegemite... I'll eat it, but it reminds me too much of industrial grade open gear grease...
Cameo
21-11-2006, 06:46 PM
I stepped on a beetle once and black stuff came out that reminded me of Vegemite, so that put me off for a few weeks. Now I'm back on, been at least a year since I have not eaten it. Vegemite on toast lathered with Marge is the way to go! Puts hair on your chest!
Regan of Gong
21-11-2006, 08:05 PM
Eaten- Tim Tams, Chocolate Sauce, Choc Whipped cream and raw onion (all mixed together- for a dare on a camp)
Drunk- Ginseng Tea
Venciferus
21-11-2006, 08:49 PM
Sea Urchin...think of the strongest salt you have ever had...times that by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. I gagged in my first bite, it was just a greeny/yellowy slime wrapped with seaweed, the texture was just slimey/slippery, come to think of it...it was slime.
Avo's are crap too.
NCR600
21-11-2006, 09:06 PM
Christ I also forgot to mention Macaroni & Cheese Pies and the Aberdeen Buttery as fine examples of scottish cuisine. For those that don't know (probably 99.9% of people who've never been to Aberdeen) the buttery is the king of all breakfast rolls.
it's made from largely pastry and animal fat (although vegetable fat seems to be getting popular) The best way to describe it would be if you were to get maybe half-a-dozen croissants, place them on top of one another like a big tower then compress the tower flat until it resembles a 2cm wide high-density pastry. Then grill or toast and add butter and maybe a bit of jam (why you need extra buttter is a mystery but you just do...).
Beautiful! Unfortunately also the reason why Grampian Region is the heart disease capital of Europe!
Back on topic though, can I also throw in (or up) saurkraut and cottage cheese?
I was just reading something to the effect of "Your predisposition to being a fat bastard is determined by your Great Grandmother's eating habits"
My Grandmother is from Aberdeen. I am a fat bastard. Another mystery of genetics solved!
faceplant666
21-11-2006, 10:41 PM
hmmm Dont trust the little thai people trying to sell you food it isnt nice or good for you*gag*
Dicky
21-11-2006, 11:21 PM
We ordered a Pounder for a mate to see if he could get through it...
Apparently knowing that four quarters equals 1 isn't an employment prerequisite at Maccas... they gave us a 1.25 pounder instead.
And yeah, he ate it.
hmmm Dont trust the little thai people trying to sell you food it isnt nice or good for you*gag*
You don't like Thai food?
Whats wrong with you man!!?
blt2ride
22-11-2006, 12:00 AM
[QUOTE=Dozer;804465]Seafood - If it lives in the ocean or a river I hate it.
Mushrooms - They should be left in the ground for dung betles to eat or hit with a golf club.
Avocado - Also a good recipient for the face of a golf club.[/QUOTE
I agree with you! Just the thought of eating mushrooms and avocados makes me sick! Although, I can handle some seafood; I eat it because it’s good for your health, but I don’t exactly enjoy the taste.
allstar
22-11-2006, 12:01 AM
We ordered a Pounder for a mate to see if he could get through it...
Apparently knowing that four quarters equals 1 isn't an employment prerequisite at Maccas... they gave us a 1.25 pounder instead.
And yeah, he ate it.
HAHAHA YEA! i'd eat it
and i'd wash it down with a bottle of pepsi with tomato sauce, sweetchilli sauce, mashed KFC chips, peices of chicken, and some pepper.
yea i drank it... yea it all came back up.
kizza01
22-11-2006, 10:49 AM
i ate some of my poo for 50 bucks and it was grose but it wasnt as bad as mcdonalds ;)
I dont think poo fits into a food group, or maybe it does, just all of them at the same time.
Tell us, does it taste as it smells?
TheBofh
22-11-2006, 12:42 PM
I ran out of fresh milk & tried using S26 baby formula in coffee instead of the long life milk we keep spare, it tasted vile, still better than long life milk though :)
October26
22-11-2006, 01:50 PM
Seaweed.
I was forced to eat large amounts of Wasabi to get the taste out of my mouth.
Lots of beer to cool the Wasabi so I guess it wasn't a total loss.
faceplant666
22-11-2006, 02:50 PM
You don't like Thai food?
Whats wrong with you man!!?
Sure i like thai but what theyre sellings just nasty like minced up rats
PINT of Stella, mate!
22-11-2006, 02:58 PM
i ate some of my poo for 50 bucks and it was grose but it wasnt as bad as mcdonalds ;)
I'd hardly rate that as an achievement considering how much of it you speak!
:cool:
Alec McJo
22-11-2006, 03:15 PM
When we used to live on Hayman Island, my parents saw a little girl sitting there eating her shit. Im not talking having a taste and leaving it at that. Im talking letting it all out, and having a feast on it.
kizza01
22-11-2006, 04:59 PM
I'd hardly rate that as an achievement considering how much of it you speak!
:cool:
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
bazza
22-11-2006, 11:20 PM
yet to find it.
maddddddddddddddd avo/vegimite on toast + some ham if we got some for breakie man. or avo and wosterchire (my spelling RULES) and cracked salt and pepper is also excellent.
although kfc makes me feel fair dirty after eating it. gross gross shit.
Sure i like thai but what theyre sellings just nasty like minced up rats
You know this? or are you just trying to come up with something interesting to say?
will...
23-11-2006, 04:43 PM
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^^^^That much of the hottest chilli powder available. My throat burnt for
3 hours, no matter how much water I drank....
Binaural
23-11-2006, 04:46 PM
[___] <<<<That much of the hottest chilli powder available. My throat burnt for
|___| 3 hours, no matter how much water I drank....
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Drinking water makes chili worse! Try yoghurt or cucumber, or milk in a pinch. Other things to try here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_sauce).
bazza
23-11-2006, 06:13 PM
theres this one brand of hot sauce in at coles that you can get. some super hot homebrand POS. worst ever. it doesnt even taste good. i love tobasco so much. the flavour of it keeps you going back. rules heaps. its like CRAP CRAP BURNING EYES WATERING CRAP............tastes soooooooo gooodddd *eats more*
def a big fan of condiments.
Regan of Gong
23-11-2006, 06:27 PM
Easter show, the food dome- my mate went straight to the 10/10 devil's blood chilli sauce. You put it on a little chip, and the eat it. I kinda poked the end of mine with my tongue and burnt for so long, but he dropped it straight down the throat.
He was fine for about 5 seconds, then he got this really scared look on his face and needed to get out. We turned round, and saw that someone had threw up from the sauce it was that hot. We ran out, and he drank all my water and couldn't talk properly for 15 mins. One of the funniest things I ever saw.
Randy Rhoads
23-11-2006, 06:59 PM
We ordered a Pounder for a mate to see if he could get through it...
Apparently knowing that four quarters equals 1 isn't an employment prerequisite at Maccas... they gave us a 1.25 pounder instead.
And yeah, he ate it.
Haha, my friend ate a pounder a few weeks ago and was sick for like 2 days.
I love avocado and once I saw this huge bowl of green stuff and though it was guacamole so I took a soup spoon full and just ate it.
Turned out it was wasabi and I had never had it before. I accualy though I was going to die that day.
cdfeto
23-11-2006, 07:03 PM
I ate my brother, once.
Binaural
23-11-2006, 07:06 PM
I ate my brother, once.
I always wondered what priests got up to in their spare time.
faceplant666
23-11-2006, 10:15 PM
You know this? or are you just trying to come up with something interesting to say?
i was in thailand 2 months ago that shits just nasty and yes i do know this the street chefs know nothing of hygene in some places of bankok.
PINT of Stella, mate!
23-11-2006, 10:26 PM
i was in thailand 2 months ago that shits just nasty and yes i do know this the street chefs know nothing of hygene in some places of bankok.
Yeah, the hygiene's almost as bad as your spelling, grammar and punctuation!
In fact I'd say you could get a job over there writing warning signs in english for tourists!
:D
Dicky
23-11-2006, 10:31 PM
Yeah, the hygiene's almost as bad as your spelling, grammar and punctuation!
In fact I'd say you could get a job over there writing warning signs in english for tourists!
:D
There seems to be more than one person eating sh!t in this thread... :D
faceplant666
23-11-2006, 11:04 PM
Yeah, the hygiene's almost as bad as your spelling, grammar and punctuation!
In fact I'd say you could get a job over there writing warning signs in english for tourists!
:D
Well i am sorry that my punctuation is not up to your standards, but honestly i dont give a shit:D :D
PINT of Stella, mate!
23-11-2006, 11:11 PM
Well i am sorry that my punctuation is not up to your standards, but honestly i dont give a shit:D :D
That's the spirit, stick it to tha man!
:rolleyes:
faceplant666
23-11-2006, 11:37 PM
That's the spirit, stick it to tha man!
:rolleyes:
Haha yeah the man. But honestly people, be careful what you eat overseas seriously, it may very well be ful of disease.
Phool
24-11-2006, 12:08 AM
The pig intestine broth in Taiwan wasn't too flash.
The mud at the top of Mt. Baw Baw didn't taste to good either.....
PINT of Stella, mate!
24-11-2006, 12:20 AM
Haha yeah the man. But honestly people, be careful what you eat overseas seriously, it may very well be ful of disease.
The food you buy on the street overseas is usually the safest as you can see what's going on in front of you. It's the dodgy restaurants that have 2 week old chicken breasts lying around in the kitchen out of sight that'll kill you, both home and abroad!
Yeah, you might get the shits occasionally but that's more down to having a soft-as-shite stomach that can't handle a bit of tropical bacteria ;) . Anyway I find drinking copious amounts of alcohol before, during and after tends to be a good prevention measure...
faceplant666
24-11-2006, 12:25 AM
Faceplant666 you are an absolute legend, Do you want to have my babies?
Well... what can i say i am loved very loved apparantly
PINT of Stella, mate!
24-11-2006, 01:11 AM
Well?
Do ya?
(Although, let's just hope they don't take after their ma! ;) )
i was in thailand 2 months ago that shits just nasty and yes i do know this the street chefs know nothing of hygene in some places of bankok.
Pfft. Im not questioning the hygene dude, I've also spent a fair bit of time in S.E Asia, but when people say, "oh they cook rats" blah blah blah, thats just shit. They do that in Laos or in the rural areas where real meat isnt available but not in the city man. I survived on street chefs for most of the 3 months I was there for, with out getting sick!:D
The street chefs are actually quite often far more hygenic than than many of the restaurants;)
The food you buy on the street overseas is usually the safest as you can see what's going on in front of you. It's the dodgy restaurants that have 2 week old chicken breasts lying around in the kitchen out of sight that'll kill you, both home and abroad!
Yeah, you might get the shits occasionally but that's more down to having a soft-as-shite stomach that can't handle a bit of tropical bacteria ;) . Anyway I find drinking copious amounts of alcohol before, during and after tends to be a good prevention measure...
The best thing to do in have yoghurt in the morning... ;)
That primes your gut real well!
MasterOfReality
24-11-2006, 11:46 AM
Worst food ever had in descending order:
1. Vegemite (and its variants from pommy land),
2. Spinach
3. Fennel
4. Brussel sprouts
5. Liver
themountainsrmybackyard
24-11-2006, 02:12 PM
i cant believe so many ppl hate vegemite!!! shame on you!!! i practically live off vegemite toast. and avocado!!! avos are just fkn awsome with lime, pepper & tabasco
themountainsrmybackyard
24-11-2006, 02:14 PM
woops oh yeh grose stuff.....
blue cheese, oysters, bad chinese food
Sewer Cider
24-11-2006, 03:49 PM
Haha, my friend ate a pounder a few weeks ago and was sick for like 2 days.
I love avocado and once I saw this huge bowl of green stuff and though it was guacamole so I took a soup spoon full and just ate it.
Turned out it was wasabi and I had never had it before. I accualy though I was going to die that day.
ahahahaha I DID THE EXACT SAME THING - thought I was going to die!
What happened next?
I went up to get something a little more mild, so I chose some of the these beautiful salmon slices, my mouth was still burning from the Wasabi, so I chomped about 4 big pieces of salmon, except....it wasn't salamn, it was...........GINGER! Oh crap, here we go again....pretty funny for everybody else though.
Regan of Gong
24-11-2006, 08:10 PM
How did you mistake ginger for salmon?
woops oh yeh grose stuff.....
blue cheese, oysters, bad chinese food
no way!
Chinese food so good that even the bad stuff is fantastic!
NCR600
25-11-2006, 12:51 AM
no way!
Chinese food so good that even the bad stuff is fantastic!
Bad Chinese food can indeed be fantastic.
CHOINESE food on the other hand...
Example:
Chinese food = pretty much any Chinese restaurant in the inner areas of Sydney or Melbourne
Choinese = Chinese restaurants in areas with low populations of Chinese people, e.g Orange, Cobar, and in a particularly stark example, Rosebud in Victoria, where the Chinese restaurant I dined at (with a horse breaker who thought a case of Bundy cans was appropriate BYO) had NO Asian staff AT ALL.
There are exceptions to this rule, the Temora RSL has an excellent Chinese restaurant, as does Kelso (East of Bathurst) and there is a top-notch Thai in Dubbo.
A good rule of thumb is if they don't ask if you want chopsticks or a fork and assume you can't use choppies=Choinese, although this isn't always reliable.
Asking for steamed dim sims instead of fried or steamed rice instead of fried generally gives a favourable impression, and can assure you the best possible Chinese in remote areas.
TheBofh
25-11-2006, 12:07 PM
woops oh yeh grose stuff.....
blue cheese
Harden the f up, you can't even get a proper cheese here, (roquefort, stilton...., stupid quarantine laws) :(
My daughter's lime cordial spilled into her cheese twisties in her lunchbox yesterday, that may be the worst smelling food combo ever.........
kyleman
25-11-2006, 02:57 PM
has any1 here eaten a apple or sandwhcih from the bottom their schoolbag?
well my dumass mate did and guess what?!
*vomits*
themountainsrmybackyard
25-11-2006, 07:02 PM
Harden the f up, you can't even get a proper cheese here, (roquefort, stilton...., stupid quarantine laws) :(
harden up???? it smells and tastes fkn grose!
TheBofh
26-11-2006, 12:19 PM
harden up???? it smells and tastes fkn grose!
It'll put hairs on your chest young man, make you more intelligent & attractive to women. It has also been clinically proved to improve your balance - that's why the world's most virile tightrope walkers are European.
Renegade
26-11-2006, 12:25 PM
Burnt prawn heads in Malaysia - naaaaasstyyy.
...God have Mercy on us all
THE YETI
26-11-2006, 05:47 PM
On this note, just think about how many Scandinavian Restaurants you see around the world?????????????? You can count them on one hand, rollmops, gammel ost (old cheese) cheese with 1-2" of mould and slime on it and of course real gravelax. With real gravelax the salmon meat is almost rancid and running off the bone. YUKKKKKK!!!:eek:
Ahhh, so the restaurants in Scandinavia aren't Scandinavian???
How did you mistake ginger for salmon?
Its pickled ginger, you get it from sushi places, looks alot like salmon, or sliced ham.
leitch
26-11-2006, 06:01 PM
natto is by far the most revolting thing i have ever tasted
PINT of Stella, mate!
26-11-2006, 06:38 PM
Ahhh, so the restaurants in Scandinavia aren't Scandinavian???
.
Funnily enough, no! I was working in Haguesund, Norway a couple of years ago and on the waterfront where all the bars and restaurants lived there was a Japanese, a couple of Italians, a turkish.greek/lebanese type joint and a couple of funky little cafe/bars. Not one Norwegian joint!
Nice place though, bit pricey for a beer but good eye candy...
juddlocks73
26-11-2006, 07:30 PM
one of my dads beers exploded in the freezer all over my icy pole i was savin for later! i was young and i didnt realise and wen i took a bite i thought it was the grosest thing ever! It was that day i decided to never drink
cellardoor
27-11-2006, 12:09 AM
Harden the f up, you can't even get a proper cheese here, (roquefort, stilton...., stupid quarantine laws) :(
My daughter's lime cordial spilled into her cheese twisties in her lunchbox yesterday, that may be the worst smelling food combo ever.........
You can get roquefort in Australia now. Have you been living under a rock? Get some in ya.
I cant belive this thread, all my fav foods are getting slaged off.
Avo's
Mushies
Seafood
Blue Cheese
Thai
Next people will be complaing about nuts and ginger and galic and saki and martinis and black pudding.
faceplant666
27-11-2006, 12:23 AM
Hey everyone just tried saki hows grose is it:D
You can get roquefort in Australia now. Have you been living under a rock? Get some in ya.
I cant belive this thread, all my fav foods are getting slaged off.
Avo's
Mushies
Seafood
Blue Cheese
Thai
Next people will be complaing about nuts and ginger and galic and saki and martinis and black pudding.
Yeah, people aint got no taste these days!
Black pudding is where its at...:cool:
THE YETI
27-11-2006, 10:04 PM
Funnily enough, no! I was working in Haguesund, Norway a couple of years ago and on the waterfront where all the bars and restaurants lived there was a Japanese, a couple of Italians, a turkish.greek/lebanese type joint and a couple of funky little cafe/bars. Not one Norwegian joint!
Nice place though, bit pricey for a beer but good eye candy...
Sure showed me.. haha.. U werent looking hard enough.:D
NeBoS
28-11-2006, 10:29 AM
Firstly, i would just like to comment that i eat pretty much anything - offal like brains, liver etc. My fave food is sashimi and im open to cooked insects, but...
The worst thing i have ever eaten is actually the most expensive thing i have ever eaten. I was at work and the client ordered some cheese from France - really expensive "smelly" cheese, as we westerners call it. What your suppost to do is consume it with something that smells/tastes sweet, to trick your senses into thinking its good. Well, the grape i ate with it didnt do the job and it tasted as bad as i stunk - i ended-up puking in the clients kitchen sink! Never again.
faceplant666
29-11-2006, 10:26 PM
Firstly, i would just like to comment that i eat pretty much anything - offal like brains
wtf??? why would you eat brains???
Pete J
29-11-2006, 10:33 PM
Hey everyone just tried saki hows grose is it:D
What?? You gotta be kidding? Warm saki is soooo good!
I tried a traditional Finnish drink the other day that is the epitome of gross, it is called sahti. Try and imagine, if you can, home brew that has had a smoked fish thrown in at some stage and then you will have some idea how it tastes. Like sh!t!! Bloody hell it was bad, two sips and that was enough for me. The only good thing about it is how potent it is, some people even make theirs at about 20% alcohol or more.
This is how it looks, very innocuous indeed but ready to make you spew.
http://members.surfeu.fi/olutverkko/kuvat/pihtlamuovituopissa.JPG
Mr_hANky
29-11-2006, 10:34 PM
Probrably the bugs and shite that fly into my mouth when im outside, they taste different.
but the worst would have to be Brussel Sprouts, i mean wtf is the point of them their disgusting
I once ate a whole chilli as a dare, that doesnt have any taste, mostly becasue it nukes the shite out of your taste buds
faceplant666
29-11-2006, 11:01 PM
I once ate a whole chilli as a dare, that doesnt have any taste, mostly becasue it nukes the shite out of your taste buds
1 chilli thats pathetic i ate a handfull for 10 bucks i was crying on the toilet the next mornin:o :eek:
Mr_hANky
29-11-2006, 11:30 PM
Yeh but this was a big mutha, not one of those small ones lol, and i was only like 12, so i was small.
faceplant666
29-11-2006, 11:47 PM
haha yeh chilli is a bad bad food when eaten in bulk i ate these yesterday and im still feeling the side effects:(
Techno Destructo
30-11-2006, 06:45 AM
This is the worst one I can remember, and I had it at an upmarket restaurant!
Cumin flavoured milk. BLARGH!!!
I had this at a highly rated indian restaurant in North Sydney... Most disgusting thing I've had for a while!
Is there anybody out there who's had this and enjoyed it?!?:confused:
Techno Destructo
30-11-2006, 06:49 AM
Hey everyone just tried saki hows grose is it:D
Dude, are you nuts?!? Sake is TEH BOMB!!! Especially when served proper (hot)!
Next time I see you at a Japanese restaurant, I'll offer to take any sake you're served off ya!:D
Pete J
30-11-2006, 07:06 AM
Cumin flavoured milk. BLARGH!!!
Sounds bad but it surely can't be as bad as smoked fish flavoured homebrew! :p
Yeh but this was a big mutha, not one of those small ones lol, and i was only like 12, so i was small.
the big chillies arent nearly as hot as the baby chillies;)
Binaural
30-11-2006, 11:01 AM
Dude, are you nuts?!? Sake is TEH BOMB!!! Especially when served proper (hot)!
Bah, the reason they serve Sake hot is to remind you that it's just come straight from hell. Horrible stuff!
AN AUSSIE
30-11-2006, 01:51 PM
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Mushrooms - They should be left in the ground for dung betles to eat or hit with a golf club.
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your a bad person
fattyandthepiemakers
30-11-2006, 02:02 PM
Hate:
Tomatoes but can eat it in sauce form to a degree
Fungi
Soy Sauce
Seafood except fish
Straight Spirits (not really food but)
STPs
themountainsrmybackyard
02-12-2006, 01:42 PM
It'll put hairs on your chest young man, make you more intelligent & attractive to women. It has also been clinically proved to improve your balance - that's why the world's most virile tightrope walkers are European.
if eating that is what it takes to get hairs on your chest i'm happy with the amount of hair i have.... lol :D
Disturbed.Rider
02-12-2006, 02:26 PM
We ordered a Pounder for a mate to see if he could get through it...
Apparently knowing that four quarters equals 1 isn't an employment prerequisite at Maccas... they gave us a 1.25 pounder instead.
And yeah, he ate it.
Piece of piss pie, I had two large pounder meals then went swimming and didnt even come close to being sick.
Some of the stuff in this thread is just fundamentaly gross, but has anyone ever tried chugging like 500ml of blue food coloring?
That made me sick, and it made my poos blue. :D
Seriously worth a try if you like having blue poos for like a week!
*goes to buy some blue food colouring*
chriscross
02-12-2006, 05:43 PM
i dropped an open packet of Tim tams into a spay last night and still ate them. quite feral it tasted like a mix between Chlorine, bourbon and chocolate.
.:Easily:.
02-12-2006, 09:24 PM
anyone ever had chinese moon pie
never again *shudder*
AN AUSSIE
02-12-2006, 11:52 PM
i enjoy eating...
fungi...cubensis:P
paper
space cake
cardboard
sodium hydroxide
and................................all of those 3 post newbs :) yum
NeBoS
03-12-2006, 12:21 AM
Some of the stuff in this thread is just fundamentaly gross, but has anyone ever tried chugging like 500ml of blue food coloring?
That made me sick, and it made my poos blue. :D
Well, seing as though food colouring is considered a food... I reckon the taste wouldnt have been that bad, but just the thought makes me wanna puke! What a novel way to spend your time.
killthepope
03-12-2006, 02:43 AM
A bowl of fish broth brimming with fish eyes :eek:
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