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ride_hard199
14-12-2003, 06:34 PM
i think that we should start counting down the days until christmas!!!

because i no we all get so excited when santa claus comes and gives us bike stuff!!!

so lets talk about santa! :roll: :roll:
Jordy
14-12-2003, 06:39 PM
he has a big red coat and a silver beard
Darkness
14-12-2003, 06:42 PM
I would never say santas a fag. He brings us stuff for our bikes for free! And by the way, he has got a wife, mrs claus. w00t.
LTR
14-12-2003, 06:43 PM
he has a big red coat and a silver beard

silver?? you can make silver beards?? sick.... i want one !!

dont forget the reindeer ppl !!
Avanti_Racing
14-12-2003, 07:34 PM
hes nice n fat n gives me stuff, thats y hes kool
Rik
14-12-2003, 07:35 PM
I'm looking forward to working my butt off the next 2 weeks... oh YAY
:roll:

At least there'll be massive consumption of quality alcohol and food for the week after.
Squidly Didly
14-12-2003, 07:37 PM
Santa doesn't love me. Instead of gifts, he showers me with stupid family reunions and boring customers who want to buy lil kids bikes. SO AGONISING!!!
but yeah the alcohol consumption sounds like a good cure. Might get a prescription tomoz!
Rik
14-12-2003, 07:38 PM
When you get this perscription, tell 'em you work in retail, they'll sympathise and help you out.
josh
15-12-2003, 01:00 AM
Ill get some of those drugs as well thanks.

Is it just me or has Christmas really lost its appeal. I just dont look forward to it anymore.

Or maybe retail has jaded me
Adi
15-12-2003, 01:46 AM
Anyone wanna send me some pressies? Santa don't come to my house. It's because I am from a islam background etc...

I'll live, so yes, santa is a fag cause he does not come to my house (common santa, gimme a chance :P!)

Someone send me presents, argh!

Damn you santa, you win this time.


In closing

Meh.
kitakishi
15-12-2003, 07:08 AM
The big fat fucker in the red suit is just a creation of the Coke company!!!!
toodles
15-12-2003, 11:26 AM
As long as the big red dude brings me some 888s and some xbox games he's fine by me. But if I get socks and undies I'm going to poison his reindeer...
lupine128
15-12-2003, 11:35 AM
hey, don't knock the reindeer.
they taste soooooo good. lightly marinaded with a good homemade BBq sauce. MMMmmm can't be beat.
toodles
15-12-2003, 11:38 AM
With elf kebabs
Simo
15-12-2003, 11:42 AM
of course santa's gay. He sits in shopping centres all day and has hundreds of kids sit on his lap per hour, sounds pretty sus to me.
Dane
15-12-2003, 11:47 AM
of course santa's gay. He sits in shopping centres all day and has hundreds of kids sit on his lap per hour, sounds pretty sus to me.

yeah bloody peadophile. and you wonder why kids so often cry when sitting on his lap :?
Emerin
15-12-2003, 12:14 PM
You boys are just evil. And Santa rocks! I'm kinda hoping he gives me a grand for my pressy, that would be great! :D
Simo
15-12-2003, 02:05 PM
I'm kinda hoping he gives me a grand for my pressy, that would be great! :D

I didn't know you played piano





oh god, why do i even open my mouth.
wombat
15-12-2003, 06:11 PM
Or maybe retail has jaded me
Mate, I'm only into my 4th retail chrissy, but enthusiasm is already approaching rock bottom.

Simo, don't worry, it was what I was thinking at first too.
Emerin
16-12-2003, 12:31 AM
oh god, why do i even open my mouth.

:roll: piok! and yes, i ment money.
naz
16-12-2003, 12:35 AM
santa is crap, he made me cry when i was younger....
i cant remeber y but i cried :P
16-12-2003, 01:09 AM
santa is bringing me a giro madmax and a evil guide :D
Jordy
16-12-2003, 05:52 AM
im gettin money for my new frame, a new open face helmet,some intense shoes and an mtb movie of my choice
naz
16-12-2003, 06:59 PM
haha i ditched 888r, in gettin a tag heuer watch :P
18th bday pressie early :)