The Farkin Statement Competition!!!

[josh]

Thanks to Invictus Productions, farkin.net has a copy of their latest DVD release "Statement" to give away to one lucky farkin.net registered user. All you have to do to win this great DVD is come up with the best caption (10 words or less) for THIS photo:

http://www.farkin.net/forums/albums/562.jpg

You MUST read the following rules before posting.

Rules of the Farkin Statement Competition:

1. You must live in Australia to enter this competition
2. You can only submit one entry, so make your first one count! POST EDITING IS NOT ALLOWED (hint: you have till 10:30pm, June 5th to post your entry, so dont waste your one and only post!)
3. The Farkin Judges decision is final
4. The use of profanities will not be tolerated (Remember downhill is for everyone! Even the youngin's...) and will result in your entry to be withdrawn.
5. As stated above, the caption must be 10 words or less. A caption consisting of 11 words or more shall be overlooked in the judging process.
6. Plagiarizing another members caption will result in public humiliation by means of slandering and throwing watermelons at your head. Oh yeah, your entry will be withdrawn also.
7. At the time of competiton close, registered users must have a minimum of 10 constructive posts on the farkin.net forums (Yes we will be checking). This does not have to be 10 consecutive posts. To be considered constructive, a post must contribute in some way to the conversation and show a reasonable amount of intelligent thought. Posts with no more than "yeah that's cool", "I'd hit that", "Nah, brand X is crap" will not be counted when checking for constructive posts.
8. Competition is valid for 2 weeks, ending on the 5th of June (10:30pm).

Please limit this thread to competition entries only. Commenting on other captions will not be tolerated, and will result in your post being deleted and your entry being withdrawn.

Time to put those thinking caps on, Good luck!

[cfer]

"wait up dude! my watch got caught!"

[S.]

hahahahaha good photo

[frank-oi]

"was your wallet in your front pocket or back,jared"

[nhd]

Those who come third, don't get gold.

[Ride_Guy]

multitool in ur pocket? or just pleased to see me!?!?

[notb4dinner]

"Mate, thats NOT your handlebar...."

[pharqt]

"The John Hopoate of mountain biking"

Josh Edit: john hopoate is that footy player that shoved his finger up other players butts during games.

i just realized something, ignore this for the comp... but it looks like he's holding him by the balls and has his other arm cocked back and ready for penetration.. :shock:

"WAIT UP MATE YOUR FLYING LOW!!!!"

[CHEWY]

For reasons unknown, Jared reveals his homosexuality during the quad eliminator

[CensoredDH]

"Kick It To ME! Kick It To ME!!!!!" The next Sanitarium campaign...combining "xtreme" with their catch-cry...

[schmook]

Fight overpopulation! Mountain biking causes scrotum damage.

[Ty]

"David looking to be in good position for the MountainToss"

(i know i can't win but it looks like Jared is going to throw him really far, once you get over the hand on crouch part of the picture)











(you all though i ment toss as in "wank" you sick minded people)

[creepyjoe]

Mate! Stay very still! I swear I saw a leprechaun!!

[Scott]

"That foo be touchin my gold, I'm gonna throw him helluva far!!!"

(Another non-contender, I just had to say it though)

[Psyloman]

"he sure got a hold of that one or two"

[notobe]

"Finally i found it."



No offence to the riders.

[aussie]

Jared look out troser snake




come on its funny :lol:

[nathan]

"Now I know why your a ladies man"

[DOM]

I know i cannot win.


But for those who know David K's real name ...


David Klassenvanballsnatchgrabfondlepulltossrrrrthatfark inhurtsmynuts pulls out his signature move.

[Gutty]

Hang on, i think i lost my watch in there.

[kalem]

" Preeeccioussssss.... "

(must be said in gollum voice)

[Techno Destructo]

If only you could see where my other fingers are!

[Az]

"aahh so thats where you hide your pump"

[perfor8r]

"Woah, mate, you are happy to see me!!!"

[ego]

Get out of my way I want that Farkin DVD

[Kathie]

honest man.. your knicks have a hole in them!! :roll:

[JimmyJ]

You already lost your bike, youre NOT gettin mine!

[Ty]

guys, please read the rules

7. At the time of competiton close, registered users must have a minimum of 10 constructive posts on the farkin.net forums (Yes we will be checking). This does not have to be 10 consecutive posts. To be considered constructive, a post must contribute in some way to the conversation and show a reasonable amount of intelligent thought. Posts with no more than "yeah that's cool", "I'd hit that", "Nah, brand X is crap" will not be counted when checking for constructive posts.

[JimmyJ]

guys, please read the rules

7. At the time of competiton close, registered users must have a minimum of 10 constructive posts on the farkin.net forums (Yes we will be checking). This does not have to be 10 consecutive posts. To be considered constructive, a post must contribute in some way to the conversation and show a reasonable amount of intelligent thought. Posts with no more than "yeah that's cool", "I'd hit that", "Nah, brand X is crap" will not be counted when checking for constructive posts.

youre kidding right?
At the time of competiton close.
I believe the competition isnt closed yet so I cant still make my posts.

[manic ryda]

Hey, their mine, hands off!

[Doogs]

"MTX or MTX-dressing? Let Jared Decide who is what."


here are some of my other hacks.
"If only David was a lady..Next time Jared."
"Jared wouldn't mind if dave was a mountaincross-dresser"
(ps. dont put the last two in the running)

[CAM]

"Graves on the receiving end of a Bear hug at Big Bear"

[Shane J]

"I told u I ride XC and you will look good in lycra, just give me a feel".

"Yeah, but I refuss to wear stuff that shows off your bread basket, so hands off".

[S.]

"Goin' down hard."

[peachy]

Jared: WATCH OUT, HERE I COME

[Mikez]

QUICK! Grab onto something!

[fastrider gus]

"quick! pull harder! we're loosing them!"

[Roadie Rob]

OK WHO THREW 20c IN FROUNT OF JARED THIS TIME?

[svenk]

"DUDE!! THATS NOT YOUR GRIPSHIFT!! ARRGHH! CHINESE BURN!! ARRGHH! "
:wink:

[Adi]

"One hard handfull for man, one huge misinterpretation for mankind"

[alshogun]

Unable to ride his bike, Jared tries a different "ride"....

[RaID]

"Farkin arkin thats not your gherkin!"

[shmity]

"DUDE!!! doesn't that slap on your saddle?"

[skeg210]

:twisted: Into the running leg of the off-road triathelon :twisted:

[Fat_Ride]

You could at least buy me a drink first???

[wombat]

I'm pressuming the guy's name is Jared....

Jared continues his unexpected slide towards home base...

[wonderllama]

ur bit to the left you might lose your balance

[mayhem]

'Yo man, what do you feed that thing!

[morr1594]

If Im Goin Down Boy, You sure as Hell comin too,

[Mr Mister]

Never let the prize slip through your fingers

[Bonnet]

Mountainbike: $2500
Entry Fee: $25
Grabbing your oponents Dick: Priceless.

[lupine128]

oh god, i just have to have those pants NOW!!!

[stylinruss]

David's curiosity about the "unfortunate schmelting accident" rumours is obvious.

[j5ive]

Now that your this close you may as well get me off

[scottie2069]

Ouch! Jared feeling some pre-stack pains!!!!!!!

[cE]

[Yoda Voice]

Gold, he will win...feel it in him, i can!

[/Yoda Voice]
:lol:

[cools]

Some people are jealous of what they lack ...... in skill what else??? geez

[Ty]

2 more days folks.

[josh]

Just a quick note to let you all know Jared has been checking the comp out in his hospital rest time...and he has a favourite already! haha wont give away any clues....like Ty said, 2 days left!

by the way...Jared is judging ;)

[chuckrockswell]

'Jared Graves - Certified. Fellcrag podium girls and David Klasspyadick can't be wrong'

[mtbdh_girl]

"This'll hurt... :twisted: You can soften my landing- come here."

[Kram]

I'm just gonna hang on for second.

[Yum Cha Racing]

here's a grip you wont see as an ODI lock on

[curtisrider]

"Stuff 4X, I think i'd rather ride this iron-horse"

[sparky]

The young 'Jared' challenges the alpha-male by... grasping his penis??

(Amazed Richard Attinborough voice).

[Oppy]

The new four cross baton exchange goes horribly wrong

[Billy]

Just teste-ing

[josh]

Thanks for your entries guys!

Participation was awesome, we will get back to you with the winner tommorrow (hopefully) :D

Stay tuned for our next competition, up tommorrow as well! This one will require you guys to put your creative hats on!!