britney shears

[pedal pusher]

hahahaha shes fucked up in the head big time
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42584000/jpg/_42584825_britneyspears_grab203b.jpg

[live_to_launch]

Yeah somethings seriously wrong with her.:eek:

[|Matt|]

Was that for some charity thing....or was that just 'because I can'.

[pedal pusher]

that was just because she can she was in rehab 24hrs and walked out
went and got her head shaved and two tattoos :eek:

[demo9pro]

What a legend! When i grow up i wanna be just like her!

[Chamelion]

I feel ill now to think that a decade ago, I would have tapped that like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

[Rik]

Lose the tarty makeup and it's a look that can be done well.

[projectsplat]

hahahaha

:eek:

Was that for some charity thing?

that was just because she can :eek:

When i grow up i wanna be just like her!

I feel ill now

Lose the tarty makeup and it's a look that can be done well.

Wow, I didn't realise there were so many Britney fans / fashionista's here on farkin..... :p

Now, do I need to colour match my helmet and gloves, or just the colour of the jersey to the bike? So what are the colours going to be for next season??? :rolleyes:

[Chamelion]

Jersey - Contrasing colour to the bike
Helmet and gloves - Either match the bike, or something that compliments the colour of both the bike and Jersey. Never pink, unless you're female or a metrosexual.

[eternalgorias]

Yet another attention seeking antic.

[Renegade]

Chat. End of rant

[Suprez]

I feel ill now to think that a decade ago, I would have tapped that like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

Agreed.... Can anyone say 'how low can you go?' http://www.sadgeezer.com/futurama/hermes.jpg

[EastsideZero]

Now she matches top and bottom.:D

[Renegade]

Now she matches top and bottom.:D

Baahaha, how do you know matey?;)

[projectsplat]

Baahaha, how do you know matey?;)

Type "Britney" and "shaved" into google, and you will find out pretty quickly.....

:eek:

[DownhillerDeano]

Never pink, unless you're female or a metrosexual.
Why the fuck not! My pedals are now flouro pink, just for something different, and btw, im neither of the above.

[Rickystp0]

ahahahaahahaha britney spears, just pulling one ahaha is she mentally retarded or do u rekon its the press getting to her head

[EastsideZero]

Type "Britney" and "shaved" into google, and you will find out pretty quickly.....

:eek:

Hows that nasty scar action she's got goin on in those pics!:eek:
Umm... not that i've seen them.;)

[Tristan23]

She might (hopefully) have Cancer..

One can only hope.

[juzzo]

Now she matches top and bottom.:D

Baahaha, how do you know matey?;)

Type "Britney" and "shaved" into google, and you will find out pretty quickly.....

:eek:

bahahaha funny shit, she looks like that dude out of master of disguise when he dresses up as a turtle

[EastsideZero]

She might (hopefully) have Cancer..

One can only hope.

Dude, thats just cold!

It's not like we're talkin about Madonna!

[Elbo]

bahahaha funny shit, she looks like that dude out of master of disguise when he dresses up as a turtle
Haha. That was the most stupid movie I've ever seen. But it's true, she looks like that guy.
"Turtle, turtle, turtle"

[Pete J]

I reckon it's a step in the right direction for little Brits, now she will save at least half an hour every morning not having to brush her hair! Imagine all the other things she will be able to do with her new found extra spare time!! Like songwriting for instance, she never had time to do that kind of stuff before, well not properly anyway... :p

[juzzo]

Haha. That was the most stupid movie I've ever seen. But it's true, she looks like that guy.
"Turtle, turtle, turtle"

"is this not turtly enough for the t-t-turtle club"

[Sewer Cider]

Hows that nasty scar action she's got goin on in those pics!:eek:
Umm... not that i've seen them.;)


Dude, they're Caesarian marks. Most hollywood types favour caesarian births over natural births. It means the doctors don't have to make 'the unkindest cut' as its called. It's apparently a lot less painful too.

[Chamelion]

Why the fuck not! My pedals are now flouro pink, just for something different, and btw, im neither of the above.

Have pink pedals all you want. Your feet will cover them. Just don't wear pink clothing, gloves or helmet :p

[ilostmypassword]

you cannot polish a turd ;)

[Dozer]

"somebody please help me". What a sad state affairs it is turning out to be for this one time mega superstar with immense talent..........:rolleyes: .

Shouldn't she be at home looking after her child / children? I don't understand these celebrity types.I think most of them have the moral values of a four day old turd.

Honestly the media goes nuts with this type of garbage. Who really cares that she's shaved her head? I don't, I think it is amusing but give it time and it should grow back (that is unless the drugs she's using stunt the growth of her hair :p ).
She digs holes........like a mole!

[eternalgorias]

Demented
http://fametastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/britney_spears_wig.jpg

[Xmetal]

Looks like she's trying to copy Sinnead O' Connor with that look! :rolleyes:

[Bowlo]

I reckon she did it for the attention. All the media had forgotten about her because she broke up with K-Fed and had the baby. So, she shaved her head and people started a few rumours. Now its getting back to the press and shes becoming 'Miss Pop' again.
Bowlo

[TonyG]

I reckon she did it for the attention. All the media had forgotten about her because she broke up with K-Fed and had the baby. So, she shaved her head and people started a few rumours. Now its getting back to the press and shes becoming 'Miss Pop' again.
Bowlo

Didn’t she get enough attention when she paraded her other haircut, twice..

[J-ack]

Looks like she's trying to copy Sinnead O' Connor with that look! :rolleyes:

But looking at Sinead was at least bearable!

[moorey]

Dude, they're Caesarian marks. Most hollywood types favour caesarian births over natural births. It means the doctors don't have to make 'the unkindest cut' as its called. It's apparently a lot less painful too.
Its (usually)a fucking convenience thing for her kind...so you can slot the birth in between botox and liposuction appointments without worrying about the pesky thing coming at an inconvenient time:rolleyes:

[Rik]

Not only that, when you have money you can be too precious to push. Oh no my poor girly bits :rolleyes:

[moorey]

Not only that, when you have money you can be too precious to push. Oh no my poor girly bits :rolleyes:
We had our first 18 months ago, midwife was new, she'd delivered 14 babies, ours was the first natural birth:eek: , the majority of the C-sections were 'parent opted' with no medical reason. I'm not one to say how to have your baby, but, natural if possible is best for fuck sake:rolleyes:

[mtb.rider.jd]

she looks like an alien.:rolleyes:

[fattyandthepiemakers]

Britney 'attempted rehab suicide'

BRITNEY Spears broke down in rehab, reportedly trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"
"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

The Toxic, who hid her recently-sheared head under a brown wig and hat when she left Malibu's Promises treatment centre to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, shocked onlookers by revealing the strange doodles all over the backs of her hands.

Flowers and the word Push could be made out among the scribbles.
A smiling Britney met photographers and an eyewitness described the troubled mother-of-two as "relaxed and in good spirits".

Reports surfaced earlier this month that Britney, 25, was battling alcohol and drugs after the star's behaviour became increasingly erratic.

Last week, Britney quit rehab and was later seen attacking a photographer and a car outside her estranged husband Kevin Federline's home with an umbrella.

However, since her return to the centre last Wednesday night, it has been reported the Lucky singer could be suffering from post-natal depression.

A source said: "Britney had two children in very quick succession and saw her marriage fall apart. It looks like she was suffering from some sort of depression and it wasn't helped by the cocktail of alcohol, drugs and prescription pills she was taking."

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,21325834-10388,00.html





...lol.

[eternalgorias]

Metalheads rejoice, the almighty power of satan has seduced her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nypusXmF5BI

[lebronmtb]

damn thats fucked up, you gotta feel sorry for her, it'd be hard to cope with the kids, k-fed and all the media bagging her for being overweight all the time, at such a young age aswell, dont think she'll be living for too much longer at this rate

[Dozer]

She just keeps getting better and better.........
How about the media does her a favour and ignores her. She obvioulsy isn't fit to be a mother and she sure as shit isn't the icon that young girls look to for fashion tips anymore.


I really enjoyed the death metal effort, it sounded like someone took the original song (which sounded like a toilet flushing for starters) and proceeded to pile even more human waste on top of it.

Let her drink, let her take drugs, let her flash her goods.....she'll topple over and her kids will be raised by someone with an idea on life.....hopefully.

[Alec McJo]

Haha, It's funny how badly the media can fuck peoples lives over.

She used to be young and innocent and could have made millions on shitty music and did some acting...

But then the media found out she was a 19 year old Virgin, things just went down from there :rolleyes:

[lebronmtb]

i agree with you dozer, the media should leave her alone if she is to have any chance of getting better/not dying

[J-ack]

i agree with you dozer, the media should leave her alone if she is to have any chance of getting better/not dying

In that case, don't let them stop!