whats the funniest thing you've ever heard yelled at a rider

just wundering wot funny stuff u've heard yelled at riders during a race. i know i've heard a few funny ones but can't remember proply.

[sxereturn]

My first ever 4x race, I was in the lead, and some fucking dropkick started flipping out yelling "STOP!" like there was something on the track, so I grabbed a fistful of brakes, almost came to a stop when I realised he was laughing, took off again and won the race :)

I now ignore anything they yell.

[frank-oi]

at a state race in coffs a few years back some guy that was standing in the middle of nowear(if you've bin to the coffs track there is alot if in the middle of nowear) and yelled out to me "rocks rocks rocks" now the thing was this was in one of the fire road bits up near the top and there wasn't a rock garden for a while yet. but still it was playing on my mine for the rest of that run. so on the next run there he was again i stoped and asked him what the hell he was on about. and in response he said "oh it's the rocks that were on the corner" now these rocks were the little like marbel size that had bin throwin up from people hitting the corner.

i'm glad he was concened for riders safety but he was a bit of a fool.

[rider03]

My first ever 4x race, I was in the lead, and some fucking dropkick started flipping out yelling "STOP!" like there was something on the track, so I grabbed a fistful of brakes, almost came to a stop when I realised he was laughing, took off again and won the race :)

I now ignore anything they yell.


FUK MAN u must of felt like bashing the guy that said that 2 u

[ruthlessgirl]

i heard someone yell "beer at finish!" once to his buddy... that was a funny one...

[bassmonkey]

"YOU FUCKIN' DRUNK!" Yelled by some dude coming up the arse of some other dude during a downhill race. That was kinda funny.

The one in the last AMB wasn't bad: Fast Guy,"Can I pass?" Slow Guy, "Come inside me." Fast Guy, "Not a chance!"

[toodles]

After a crash someone asked me to do it again so they could get a photo

[DEVLIN]

At the last 24hr I had the King of all Dickheads, lets call him Knob Lever, come up behind me while trying to knock out a fast lap and proceed to tell me that "You might think your'e going fast, but your not!" . He then proceeded to hook me into the trees on his way past. I know it is not funny but it makes me chuckle to think how much of a wanker this guy is.

[Darkness]

lol, when i was clearing the pallet jump at the top of the ourimbah nats track i heard a fella yell out something that sounded like a seal on steriods it was like "eeooooooohhhh!" was funny.

[kiwi]

"pedal" is the stupidest thing EVERYONE yells

[Rik]

And "get off the brakes!"... DUH!

[looseunit]

Some of the best comment that i have heard were to a kid who did a big insurance job on his bike, so he could get an intense M1 with dorados. This rider is not very popular for this and many other reasons. The first race he had his new M1 he crashed in front of lot of poeple there was more than one thing said, but the funiest was "so jonno that bike dosent ride it self after all". I think every race that I have been to people yell abuse at this guy which he quite often desevers.

[DEVLIN]

How does it go Supert.....?

[jjperko]

at mt beauty nats DH when the sport riders were coming through a group of guys at the last fire road crossing told everybody to be quiet. Then when they were halfway through the technical part they'd yell really loud.

[ride4fun]

at mt beauty nats DH when the sport riders were coming through a group of guys at the last fire road crossing told everybody to be quiet. Then when they were halfway through the technical part they'd yell really loud.

people like that are annoying. whistles are the worst.
unless you have the whistle :)

[wombat]

"JUST RUN!!!" Yelled at me while I was about 50m from the finish at Megalong, trying to untangle my bloody brakelines over a little OTB effort. Worst thing was, I thought it was just some smartass, truth is it was actually the bloke doing the timing and he knew something I didn't.

[Techno Destructo]

Sorry if anybody thinks this is gravedigging, but I've wanted to get this thread started again for a while!

http://www.farkin.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2467&postdays=0&postorder=asc&star t=0

[curtisrider]

haha sittng at racers telling riders they are going really fast and good, and some guy hitting racers on the ass with stcks.

[Nicko]

some 1 told me to pedal and get off the breaks and the most dead shit thing iv heard is "GO"

[cheers]

get a motor on your bike and a bunch of italians yelled out get a car

[Techno Destructo]

get a motor on your bike and a bunch of italians yelled out get a car

That's what they yelled at you while you were at a race?

Read, cheers, read! This is a thread about stuff yelled at RACES.

This is after you posted something in the Watering Hole without specifying a date, when you had one. Read before you post. :roll:

[Nicko]

i hate ppl saying wheres the motor or u could buy a car for that much

[Techno Destructo]

i hate ppl saying wheres the motor or u could buy a car for that much

Damn, some people are stupid.

[Skin]

funny things said ... "keep going !" derrrr
and "Push it out" ?? (wtf, push what out ?? I'm not taking a dump i'm racing bikes !

[Jordy]

i wanna get one of those stickers saying "if you ask where the motor is im gunna punch you in the face "

[Cúl-Báire]

Mmmm not the funiest thing, but I called Rob Eva a "fuckhead" at the Kona 24hour :P

At the Gravity 12 hour I called a spectator a moron, and during the race, I had a good conversation with a female rider :wink:

Not many story's to tell, yet! Wait till next season

[Az]

Mt Beauty Nats a few years back.
"Go you gay mans fantasy" - unknown spectator
"Yo (insert wanker u17 riders name here), I can see you pubes" - Me

Interschools at buller
"Your Mum obviously bought that bike for you, would you like me to get her so she can ride it down the rest of the track" - Me

[wonderllama]

I HATE "ON YA BIKE" C`MON CLEARLY WE R ALREADY ON IT, N SECONDLY WE LIKE TO RIDE!!!!

[bassmonkey]

lets call him Knob Lever

LMAO.... that cracked me up for some reason. Nice call. I think I've met a couple of MTBing gentlemen by that name, but thankfully they seem to be relatively few and far between.

[profaine]

ive had an air horn blasted at me by spectators in the middle of a rock garden i was thinking wat a tool but it would be pretty funny

[louispijpers]

When i was tearing domn a fire road some dickhead yelled out that i dropped my wallet, probably cause he almost shat himself, i was almost gona stop but then i remembered it was at home, but i still felt like bashing his face in

[Woodsie]

u could buy a car for that much
I just tell them "I did!" :P

[protecon]

Interschools at buller
"Your Mum obviously bought that bike for you, would you like me to get her so she can ride it down the rest of the track" - Me
Are people that slow that you can get all that in?

[snotty]

lol, when i was clearing the pallet jump at the top of the ourimbah nats track i heard a fella yell out something that sounded like a seal on steriods it was like "eeooooooohhhh!" was funny.

I think that may have been me....sorry to all i annoyed....although there were a lot of people up there doing strange things...pfff...mountain bikers..

[Daver]

lol, when i was clearing the pallet jump at the top of the ourimbah nats track i heard a fella yell out something that sounded like a seal on steriods it was like "eeooooooohhhh!" was funny.

that would be mick ross then?

[MONKEY BOY]

This guy yelled at his mate 'who's you daddy', he then did it every time his mate came past. It was funny the first time but got dull quickly.

[chandler_mate]

the airhorn isnt mick its damo

[Daver]

keyword- "yell"... i think ian tryed to tackle me when i went past...

[jasco]

When out riding trials, you get a lot of "Where's your seat??

The best response I've heard for this is "I lent it to your Mum and this is how I got it back!"

[matty_2004]

What about when someone crashes and EVERYONE goes..."owwww....." or "ahhhhhhh".

[wonderllama]

yeh dude thats a normal response!!

[big_pete]

down at manly one night with a local rider he was wearing a full face, some jerk of a waiter yells out get a motor on it...

[CHEWY]

What about when someone crashes and EVERYONE goes..."owwww....." or "ahhhhhhh".
What do you do then? laugh? point and laugh?
I cant help owwwing and ahhing when someone eats shit..

[j-ro]

u could buy a car for that much
I just tell them "I did!" :P

just say "nah mate, dunno about you but i spend a shit load more than that on my car" and smugly ride off.

[Blacky88]

someone was taking a piss in the bush at a recent 4x race and another guy yelled out "it looks just like a real dick just smaller" although it has nothing to do with riding i found it funny

[RaID]

ive had an air horn blasted at me by spectators in the middle of a rock garden i was thinking wat a tool but it would be pretty funny


there was one guy doing at one of the local races, the only thing was he was hiding behind a tree, that was next to a reasonably long double

one of the funniest things i did see at one of the national rounds was this 15 yr old arguing with his parents, who were forcing him to wear his dainese suit and he was throwing this sissy fit that he didnt need it for practice runs

[hardtail free rider]

this isnt about racing but still riding...
i was at my locals (may they rest in peace :( )rding with julz and andrew. andrew went to do the rythm but just as he went to do the second jump julz yeld out "POOOOSSSSSUUUUMMMMM" and andrew just bailed his bike into the back of the jump and fell over. is was soo funny.

[chrus]

Yeah I think it was my second try on our local jumps and and1 lay down in between take off and landing (without me knowing) and yelled out "VAGINA" as I flew over. Put me off so bad. But bloody funny tho..

ok i guess it funny now but it was becoming pretty annoying at the fellcrag nats the other day when some dude standing at the ditch gap kept saying to every rider as they went past "hit it up, yeah yeah" the main reason why its soo funny is because i felt sorry for him not having n e thing better to say all day long.

[fastrider gus]

When out riding trials, you get a lot of "Where's your seat??

The best response I've heard for this is "I lent it to your Mum and this is how I got it back!"

:lol: greatest call ever....

[and1]

Yeah I think it was my second try on our local jumps and and1 lay down in between take off and landing (without me knowing) and yelled out "VAGINA" as I flew over. Put me off so bad. But bloody funny tho..

It's true.

[Tomas]

The thing thats shits me no end is when i have just bailed or dont some small pissy stack and people say "are you ok" "do you need a lift to the hospital" " you sure you havnt broken any bones" i know there tying to do the good thing but i mean :P... or when i did some stairs at martin place just after i did the drop the front tire blew out, i went flying and landed on my head, and this fucktard just walk right past dosnt say a word, and puts his foot right in front of my face as his normal walking path kinda.... Arogent overpaid businessmen.

[fastrider gus]

im gonna try that vagina thing.. hehe

[micksta36]

at mt beauty nats DH when the sport riders were coming through a group of guys at the last fire road crossing told everybody to be quiet. Then when they were halfway through the technical part they'd yell really loud.

watever d.h

[jonot]

"Off the brakes squid!!" is a pretty common one.

[willz013]

Best i've heard is probably at the last Sunshine Series round, when a kid got off his bike to walk down a corner, someone yelled, THE BIKE GOES IN THE MIDDLE YA PANSY! Oh and when a guy ate shit he landed near a bunch of guys with an esky, they yelled, o fuck mate, watch the esky, u dickhead!

Funny stuff

[leitch]

watever d.h
sweet dig mate... can i borrow your excavator?

[faith_rider]

Middle of race run last Brookfield Round...

Riders were coming around that corner and crashing and the crowd was yelling out

'PUSH BACK UP AND HIT IT AGAIN!!!'

Also, you have to love when someone crashes and the crowd starts chanting the time '1...2...3...4....5...6...'

Bloody funny but must be so off putting to the guy who just ate shit!

[Tristan23]

sweet dig mate... can i borrow your excavator?

haha yep, was thinking the same thing. that was a biiiggg dig.

what about when you ride on the footpath and people tell you to get off, then when you ride on the road people still tell you to get off. where are we meant to go? fark i hate it..

[cuts and bones will heal]

Wasn't at a race but it was after a downhill run. I was riding down the road towards the train (Belair train runs) and i crossed the road, indicated and everything, and this fella in a ute goes nuts at me. Clearly he thought i had cut him off or something, but i was shiting myself couse he was practicaly making out with his window he was soo close to it. All i could make out of what he was shouting was "YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!" and the rest of it was drowned out in the noise of the traffic. he also made several rude gestures when he saw me laughing...

[sims_65]

one from the you yangs race last year was "do a skid"

[321]

one from the you yangs race last year was "do a skid"

That was only funny when samsty, actually did a cutty covering the people standing on the outside of the turn with dirt.

[321]

just realized this thread it 2 years old
another quality post by micksta
watever d.h
http://forums.farkin.net/search.php?searchid=798636

[sims_65]

That was only funny when samsty, actually did a cutty covering the people standing on the outside of the turn with dirt.

just realized this thread it 2 years old
another quality post by micksta

http://forums.farkin.net/search.php?searchid=798636

geez 321 ur a post whore
(haha)

[jjperko]

geez 321 ur a post whore
(haha)

Oh the irony!

[rob!]

this years lithgow state round at the rock garden someone stacked and some irish bloke yells out "look at the damage"

[reej]

this years lithgow state round at the rock garden someone stacked and some irish bloke yells out "look at the damage"


nahh im pretty sure he got that from tha little ranga kid at the end of the clict teaser. or your just making it up????

[Benana]

some random asked Rennie to do a wheelie during his runs at MTX in homebush

[kris-o]

in tassie at the skate parks there is like stuff written there about how us mountain bikers should go back to the mountains...i think thats kind of funny

[Wyatty]

watever d.h

no love lost?:p

[Arete]

At Thredbo, I'd shredded my drivetrain and was dragging my rear derailleur along the ground with a very bent chain...
I get lower down the course and some middle aged man is yelling "PEDAL!!! COME ON!! PEDAL!!! WHAT ARE YA DOIN!?!?! PEDAL MATE!!!!"
I give him a quizzical look as I coast past and notice a guy next to him pointing at my bike and explaining why I wasn't pedalling (I hope).

[Phool]

Funniest thing I've seen was a guy sitting on an esky full of empties at DH race at Willunga shouting "I know your mother!" at every rider that went past.

Possibly the same guy was shouting "Call ya mum!" at a race held on mothers day years ago.

Steve Marsh's 30th birthday fell on the same weekend as the SA state round at Mt. Gambier last year. On his final run a whole bunch of people where singing happy birthday as he came through one section.

[eternalgorias]

My mate was pumping along the highway on his roadie when someone drove past at about 60 and smacked him on the arse, I don't think the passenger of the car yelled out anything, but a hand hitting lycra at that speed apparently really hurts.

[Gekigengar]

My mate was pumping along the highway on his roadie when someone drove past at about 60 and smacked him on the arse, I don't think the passenger of the car yelled out anything, but a hand hitting lycra at that speed apparently really hurts.


What the ???? ahahahahha thats funny man... never heard that before... nice one

[rob!]

nahh im pretty sure he got that from tha little ranga kid at the end of the clict teaser. or your just making it up????

nope not making it up

[donthucktoflat]

not yelled, but at a race in canberra at the end of last year start of this year (around then) two of our local elite riders who had hit the piss the night before and therefore weren't racing were just watching from the sidelines as the elite riders came down.. only they were not.. how shall i say this... properly attired to enter a gentleman's club (they were nekkid..) not a pretty sight when you get a facefull of wang then one of hairy arse crack while ur doin about 60 round a loose corner:p

[rickazz]

well i heard one guy at long gully yell out while he was riding. "WHITE CHOCOLATE" was pretty funny he was pinnning it too.

[Habiby]

like will said before.

there were 2 very drunk men at a corner at the last brooky race.

A roder stacked it and nearly hit them and hey yelled 'FUCK SAKE DUDE WATCH OUT FOR DA ESKY MATE, WATCH OUT FOR DA ESKY'.....or something like that, funny stuff.

[DH_Freak]

this thread is GOLD guys keep it up!
have been in stutches for ages noe good stuff!

[hardtails rule man]

the funniest thing i have ever heard and seen in a race run is when up at ararat, tim and another 2 of his mates in ther race run, they all waited for eachother nd just talkin to eachother and doing skid's down the track, then would pull over to the side of the track and cheer on the next rider, but the best thing yelled was when tim yelled to his mate, OI, THERE IS A VIDEO CAMERA DUDE UP AHEAD, DO SKID'S AROUND THE CORNER!!!
it still counts because it was still yelled to the rider.........
i couldnt stop laughing for about a hole 2 seconds
Devo

[Slave]

not yelled, but at a race in canberra at the end of last year start of this year (around then) two of our local elite riders who had hit the piss the night before and therefore weren't racing were just watching from the sidelines as the elite riders came down.. only they were not.. how shall i say this... properly attired to enter a gentleman's club (they were nekkid..) not a pretty sight when you get a facefull of wang then one of hairy arse crack while ur doin about 60 round a loose corner:p

Yeah I came past these highly respectable gents when they were dressed only in boxers (mid strip as it seems) and the first was a bit strange, going into some fast corners, then a few meters back the next basically nude body.... It puts you off while you process wtf just happened while smashing up the next corner.......

[kizza01]

We were shitted off with kids shouting the usual pedal pedal etc. so in a sarcastic tone we were yellin "quick, ride better and faster"... like its so easy to do

[alexb618]

We were shitted off with kids shouting the usual pedal pedal etc. so in a sarcastic tone we were yellin "quick, ride better and faster"... like its so easy to do

its called encouragement

i was struggling on a climb a couple of weeks ago and a guy yelled out to me 'keep pushing mate' right when i was on the edge of giving up, really got me going again

[leitch]

its called encouragement

i was struggling on a climb a couple of weeks ago and a guy yelled out to me 'keep pushing mate' right when i was on the edge of giving up, really got me going again
thats very different to people going "pedal" when you're already pedalling your ass off down a DH run

[alexb618]

what would you prefer they say? OMG HUCK IT! TEN BILLION FOOT DROP WOOO HUCK!!

[leitch]

woah... chill... :o i was just saying...

obviously having someone say to you "cmon mate keep it going" on a hard climb is really helpful, but when every single spectator on the side of DH run is telling you to pedal, when you're pedalling as hard as you can, its kind of pointless.... itd be nice if someone yelled "your doing great" or something different every once in a while..

[alexb618]

itd be nice if someone yelled "your doing great" or something different every once in a while..

lol ok :)

ill yell out 'your skin looks good!' next time :D

[alpinestar12]

I hardly hear anyone when riding downhill, it is cool. Idiot spectators are so stupid yelling "pedal" when you are racing downhill. gosh! idiots!

encouragement on XC climbs is often good though

[alexb618]

Idiot spectators are so stupid yelling "pedal" when you are racing downhill. gosh! idiots!

do you take it off any sweet jumps?

[stp2mat]

i was riding along the road and i heard a voice from a car behind me yell "HEADS" then a waterbomb hit me fair in the face!!

[Martin.au]

i was riding along the road and i heard a voice from a car behind me yell "HEADS" then a waterbomb hit me fair in the face!!

The physics baffle me. :D

[chriscross]

What about when someone crashes and EVERYONE goes..."owwww....." or "ahhhhhhh".


thats because they noramlly think that you hurt your self. if it doesn't look pain or if it looks stupid they laugh

[leitch]

lol ok :)

ill yell out 'your skin looks good!' next time :D
thanks mate... id prefer "hair" or "legs" but you know, whatever :rolleyes:

[max mckinney]

At one of the lithgow club rounds, a piece from american pie was said between spectator and rider. the rider comes through the rock garden- spectator says ''A witty saying proves nothing-Vultare'', rider replies- '' Suck my dick- Ron Jeremy''. (must have had it planned??) hahaha:cool:

[sblacklow]

... ask short questions to which there are only long answers

[Mr_hANky]

Funniest thing i have ever heard was "you got like 3 feet of air that time, can i have a go".

Napoleon dynamite your my hero lol

[neubie_rider_07]

i was once racing for school and i was about to cross the line to start my last lap and some idiot said you can do it, so i yelled back "i know that mate, the point is i cant be bothered to do it" i was in the lead and went on to win the race and every one in the season

[Adrian]

i was once racing for school and i was about to cross the line to start my last lap and some idiot said you can do it, so i yelled back "i know that mate, the point is i cant be bothered to do it" i was in the lead and went on to win the race and every one in the season

You're my hero.

[bennylachlan]

I was down at a bmx track yesterday trying to jump this straight. There were these bmx'ers gathered on top of the berm at the end of this straight watching.

As i had hit this straight one of them yelled out "your on a mountain bike, you should go bigger" to which i replied "its a BMX track, your on bmx and your not even hitting it!!!"

They sad a bit less after that:)

[alexb618]

i was once racing for school and i was about to cross the line to start my last lap and some idiot said you can do it, so i yelled back "i know that mate, the point is i cant be bothered to do it" i was in the lead and went on to win the race and every one in the season

i would have yelled out 'sandbagger'

[Venciferus]

I was once racing for school and i was about to cross the line to start my last lap and some idiot said you can do it, so i yelled back "i know that mate, the point is i cant be bothered to do it" i was in the lead and went on to win the race and every one in the season

You sir, are a fool.

Rider stacked, "pedal" was yelled many times while he was laying on the ground, it was extremely funny at the time.

"Do a backflip" said to someone about to hit the stepdown at Long Gully, you could tell he was pissin' himself in the air.

[fleshbone]

well ive done my fair sure of yelling(abusing). the most common 1 out of many that gets yelled at me is.

"pop a mono"

[@nDr3w]

reminds me of a good story.
i was out camping up north (port maquarie way) with about 200 other people at the same place.
anywho the various assortments of children decided they would have a skid contest on the dirt road that went around the whole place.
me and my mate just sat on a fence yelling things like "c'mon mate i have bigger skids than that in my undies!!!" and " ive seen bigger skids in a toilet bowl!!!"
quite mean but very hilarious for us:p

[northshoremaniac]

" if you ever cut me off like that again im going to kick you so hard i nthe face that teeth come flying out the back of your head " truely words of beauty. Im yet to get cut off since.

[micksta36]

" if you ever cut me off like that again im going to kick you so hard i nthe face that teeth come flying out the back of your head " truely words of beauty. Im yet to get cut off since.

He said whats the funniest thing youv'e ever yelled at a rider, not the
'not-funniest'.

[fleshbone]

well.i was going to my dh track popping a wheelie and some road racers started laughing at me.i replied with,"shut up you skin suit wearing faggots". quoted by steve peat.they got the shits and road off.i had a good laugh.

another 1,yes. my bro and i where pushing our bike up a hill to go for another dh run,when again,road racers said,"come on boys,you can ride it". my bro yelled,"why don't you get a real bike".

i think those are two good ones.

[Venciferus]

"why don't you get a real bike".

Sooooo funny but soooo harsh.
Can't we all be friends and bag out spray on jean wearing skaters instead of the fellow biker.

[shenanigans]

im sure ive got plenty of ryhmes to bust but i never get into situations in which to use them darn it.

[donthucktoflat]

The physics baffle me. :D
ahaha, martin for the win!

another funny (actualy kinda weird) one was when a mate and me were yelling at all the riders going past at the batemans bay race.. just randomly yelling crap like "argh, that kid knows how to ride.. he can really pin it" etc etc when we yell it at a certain SCUM member (dunno name, just had a SCUM shirt) big bloke.. could do with a bit more XC i'd say :p) anyway.. we yelled at said person and he yells back "F*CK OFF YA F*CKIN C*NTS".. was quite worried about said member's brain.

prick

:p

[mudslinger]

Not a race comment yelled but still funny....

I'm practicing my wheelies at a reasonable pace on a foot path through a park, even tho I'm not good at them, which is why when I've flipped in a nano second I didn't grab back brakes or unclip. I hit the ground hard still sitting on the seat and this older guy walking past and without stopping says "your too old for that aren't you?". Haha... I was 25, some might say I was ;) I don't.

[Randy Rhoads]

i wanna get one of those stickers saying "if you ask where the motor is im gunna punch you in the face "

one of those stickers would be cool as!

[The Paperboy]

one i can think of was at a club dh race. When my bike shop owner(xc rider) yelled at me "ride up the hill you cheat". It put me off so bad he thought it was funny as. now i think of it it's pretty ironic the bike selling you the bike bagging you out.

[binner]

I think the one is in our vids "yup boys archives" ... Toowoomba last year, race day at the rock garden with a bunch of us yelling soooooooo hard at Udi that he was in total shock doing the rock garden....it wasn't anything funny , just a bunch of yup boys screaming "udi.....udi....udi....udi"

ahh it's making me larf now just typing it

check the vid ...you'll understand.....................;)

[rsfocus]

not during a race but the other day up on the mountain it started to snow as me and a mate were getting ready to ride, a couple of walkers asked if we were mad/sane (or the like)??? i was too cold to have a smart come back (brain doesnt work well when hung over and wearing shorts in the snow) but at the bottom of the run i suddenly thought, we are riding so will get out of the snow a lot faster than they would walking...

[hardtailer]

not in any race runs, but amost evertime i ride i get some kids asking me if my forks are on backwards(manitou) the first 100 time it happened i politly said that the way they are meant to be. i have now lost my paitence and when the ask i go. they are too and ride off and they all look at each other laugh at me because they think that i am stupid, i dont say anything but im laughing at them inside:p im such a loser, haha

[Dozer]

Timmy (QLDer) yelling bonjour at every rider on their race run. Drunk as a skunk and loud as a rifle....legend.;)

[HydroLick_Action]

When I was like 8 in the car with my family we were going past this bunch of road riders down this massive hill, and I yelled out "GO FASTER!" and one of them almost fell off :( T'would have been quite gnarly.

[mtb1611]

Had these plonker kids yell out to me once "Look out, your wheels are spinning!". Must admit I DID look, then had a good laugh.

Another time a guy yelled out "Fucken' poofter" from the passenger seat. Pulled up next to him at the lights and in my best gaylord voice asked if he'd mind pulling over so I could f*** him up the arse. He went very red. His mates found it very amusing.

Another time I was pulled up at the lights and a guy in a SLR Torana (bloody passenger again) says "You're a poof mate aren't ya?" to which I replied "Perhaps, but you're the one riding around in your boyfriend's car you dirty little slut". The driver almost pissed himself laughing and even the guy who made the comment started to laugh. The lights went green and he goes "Okay mate look after yaself eh!"

Last one....not strictly funny, but surprising. Was riding home from work many years ago and a tradesmen's ute goes past with this utter maniac watching me with madmen eyes. They stop at the lighst and I just KNEW that when I pulled up the psycho was going to say something. I pull up and he goes "How's things buddy?". I reply with "Good mate, yourself?". Then (shock horror) he says "Colnago eh, they're handmade n Italy aren't they? Don't a few of the pro teams use them in the tour? Did ya watch the tour? I fucken love it mate, never miss a stage". Needless to say I was in utter shock! As the lighst go green and they start to drive off he yells "Take care matey, most drivers are wankers who don't respect cyclists, you be careful all right!?". That was perhaps one of the most definign episodes of my cycling life!

[DWNHLR01]

Wow, now you're just as hardcore as him.


One of the funniest things that my mate has yelled, we were filming on a track and he made car noises as I went past, I pissed myself laughing and stacked which made for good footage.

Funny thing in races is where the crowd knows you are going to stack and everything goes silent and all that can be heard is a loud and proud "Fuck"

[nizai]

Not at a race just at the jumps. I was riding and this hardcore little waxhead rocks up and stacks on the smallest jump there (like a foot high by foot gap) so i started to piss myself laughing at this kid. He then gets up and starts to walk towards me, kicks my tyre and says go f*ck a jump you drty rider. I was like WTF so i slapd him in the head.

Yeah laughing at dudes learning to dirt jump is pretty sad. Everyones gotta learn some time.

Id do more than kick your tyre :D

N

[Doggy]

i wanna get one of those stickers saying "if you ask where the motor is im gunna punch you in the face "

Ended up getting one of these made up as I got fed up of people one the train asking me why would you spend so much on a bike when Kmart sells perfectly good bikes for like 200 bucks

[shenanigans]

anyone have a tendency to sing a song in your head while riding?
i know i do, i just happen to actually do it out loud sometimes...
its usually papa roach for some reason, but once it turned out to be abba.
i just zone out and do it without knowing.

this is a little different but while watching the top 30 one day, i was sitting really close to a rock garden, and a guy going past was saying just under his breath "yeah yeah yeah thunderstru....".
i thought it was funny.

[juzzo]

dunno wether this has been said but this dude at a race had a flat tyre and my mate yelled out "check your tyre pressure"

[mtb1611]

Not at a race just at the jumps. I was riding and this hardcore little waxhead rocks up and stacks on the smallest jump there (like a foot high by foot gap) so i started to piss myself laughing at this kid. He then gets up and starts to walk towards me, kicks my tyre and says go f*ck a jump you drty rider. I was like WTF so i slapd him in the head.

So you laugh at children and belittle them in public, then hit them in the head. You're a cocksucker, hopefully he'll one day grow up, run into you again and then beat the shit out of you, you piece of shit.

[micksta36]

dunno wether this has been said but this dude at a race had a flat tyre and my mate yelled out "check your tyre pressure" that was good and when somebody crashes people cant the time, thats always good also. not so much said but at a certain round a dude was hookin do the track and a spectator proceded to show his ass at the rider, the funny thing was that the rider in quesio looked:p
he said 'whats the funniest thing' not the 'not the funniest'

[tu plang]

i actually found that amusing, do you have that comment saved somewhere and just copy and paste it into this thread now and again? its pretty clear who isnt funny.

oh and i said SHUT UP.

[mtb1611]

Ended up getting one of these made up as I got fed up of people one the train asking me why would you spend so much on a bike when Kmart sells perfectly good bikes for like 200 bucks

Maybe they were taking the piss because they thought "why spend all that $$$ when all you're gonna do is take it on the train when you should be riding it...."




:D :cool:

[giant AC]

i was riding down this highway and i decided to moon my mate behind in the middle of the highway and i was doing it for a while then i looked back laughing and there was this chick in a car tooting her horn and trying to wind her window down in this shitty bomb of a car and she was swerving all over the road nearly hitting me yelling out the window you dirty Farkin little shit you farkin this you farkin that then drove off. i was laughing so hard i had to stop cause i nearly hit the gutter and crashed. my mate came up to me after and sed your a farkin idiot!:) funnyest thing ive ever done lol

[braedon]

some of you may not find it that funny but at my local trails when ever a group of road bike riders rides past some one is always inclined to yell out " nice lycra..... does it come in mens??" i get a laugh out of it!!:D

[wayway29]

hey i heard sum guy yell out to someone who was riding a STP " does your STP come with STDs"

[pylet_thekid]

hey i heard sum guy yell out to someone who was riding a STP " does your STP come with STDs"

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[tu plang]

some of you may not find it that funny but at my local trails when ever a group of road bike riders rides past some one is always inclined to yell out " nice lycra..... does it come in mens??" i get a laugh out of it!!:D

that sort of mentality amuses me. you're mates would probably call them gay for wearing lycra and yet they (said roadies) clearly don't care what you (other men) think. at the same time, you and your mates were the ones paying attention to them.

[bighit05]

at upper brookfield there were a group of guys not wearing anything as the sport men to elites came down apprently very very offputing when they line the track for a bit lol

[AngoXC]

"Pump it just like your mum did!"...Riding through Doncaster, this one still stumps me.

[Fusion]

At the last 24hr I had the King of all Dickheads, lets call him Knob Lever, etc etc...

Rob Eva?

I really hope I'm just voicing what others have thought when they've read this post...

I always seem to get either little kids, or large wankers yelling at me to 'do a wheelie' when I ride past. Unfortunately, their glee turns to disappointment when they find out that I can't actually do_one_very_well.

Fun times!
:D

[Oracle]

When out riding trials, you get a lot of "Where's your seat??
The best response I've heard for this is "I lent it to your Mum and this is how I got it back!"

one i can think of was at a club dh race. When my bike shop owner(xc rider) yelled at me "ride up the hill you cheat"...

...Funny thing in races is where the crowd knows you are going to stack and everything goes silent and all that can be heard is a loud and proud "Fuck"

...Another time I was pulled up at the lights and a guy in a SLR Torana (bloody passenger again) says "You're a poof mate aren't ya?" to which I replied "Perhaps, but you're the one riding around in your boyfriend's car you dirty little slut". The driver almost pissed himself laughing and even the guy who made the comment started to laugh. The lights went green and he goes "Okay mate look after yaself eh!"

i was riding down this highway and i decided to moon my mate behind in the middle of the highway and i was doing it for a while then i looked back laughing and there was this chick in a car tooting her horn and trying to wind her window down in this shitty bomb of a car and she was swerving all over the road nearly hitting me yelling out the window you dirty Farkin little shit you farkin this you farkin that then drove off. i was laughing so hard i had to stop cause i nearly hit the gutter and crashed. my mate came up to me after and sed your a farkin idiot!:) funnyest thing ive ever done lol

haha, must admit these are gold! :D

[okeyb5]

I Hate It When U Get Some Dickhead Saying"do A Backflip" Although From There Veiw It Would Be Pretty Funny.

[manika]

My turn!
Got a story from the first DH race I ever went to at El Arish FNQ. I was spectating and my mates were racing. Right up the top near the drop off zone theres a spot on the track where everyone hangs out (prob like all races I think). All the pro's act like 5 year olds, screaming "Pixie" at one of their mates as they rode by. One dude's head would have been centimetres from the riders face when he screamed it. This spot is also right at the top of a steep staircase, with a few nasty roots.
All these guys then decided to make things a bit interesting for another one of their mates. When they thought he was coming they would create dust clouds with branches so the rider couldn't see then they would hit him with the sticks as well. Dangerous? Maybe, but if its your mate then thats fine right? lol only problem was they went through about five other riders (my mate was one of them) before they got the right guy:D

[mongoosedh]

It wasn't something they were yelling but here goes...

At the state DH champs this year at Pacific park, people were screaming what they normally would and these guys that had an airhorn had a bright idea

"Ohh why don't we hide behind a tree so when the rider is right goes past and about to do a drop we can blare the airhorn in their ear!" This of course went down quite well...for the spectators.

Twas quite funny at the time.

[Ham]

It wasn't something they were yelling but here goes...

At the state DH champs this year at Pacific park, people were screaming what they normally would and these guys that had an airhorn had a bright idea

"Ohh why don't we hide behind a tree so when the rider is right goes past and about to do a drop we can blare the airhorn in their ear!" This of course went down quite well...for the spectators.

Twas quite funny at the time.

isn't that mandatory for DH races? im pretty sure cycling Australia has that in the rules somewhere.

[Hopper]

At the Insideline State DH round at Mount Gambier this year we had a commentator sitting on the couch with a view of 805 of the track. He came up with some beautiful calls, somethat stay in my memory are.
"To the man on the ATX, 1997 called, they want their bike back"
"Someone call the fashion police, he's wearing his sister's pants"

[tallongdownhill]

The funniest thing i have heard,was with my mate comin back from a ride.We had no car so we got dropped off at the top and rode down the track into town on road to get some food and get home(in all gear full face armour).We stopped at these lights and a little kid says to his mum "look mum they think they have motor bikes they look silly" we laughed rode away and took our gear off so we diidn't look like twits again:D

[Ham]

The funniest thing i have heard,was with my mate comin back from a ride.We had no car so we got dropped off at the top and rode down the track into town on road to get some food and get home(in all gear full face armour).We stopped at these lights and a little kid says to his mum "look mum they think they have motor bikes they look silly" we laughed rode away and took our gear off so we diidn't look like twits again:D


this sums it up.

[NoFearNick7]

this sums it up.

Lmao that picture is so disturbingly funny!

I LOVE THIS THREAD! I've been through all 15 pages and been in fits of laugher the whole time. The ones on top of this page are especially good!

Now for my contribution:

This was not actually in a race, just riding at Homebush. Me and my mate were bunny hopping over coke cans (as you do when your bored and 4x was closed) and in bunny hop take off process my friend yelled at my "DO A BARREL ROLL" I stuffed up the launch and spun the bars. I landed luckily so no drama's, however now it has become the most popularly used saying between my friends and I when Mountain Biking.

[Matt H]

"DO A BARREL ROLL"

Star fox N64, aight? :cool:

[NoFearNick7]

Star fox N64, aight? :cool:

I have no idea where that came from? But I absolutely loved that game, must have finished it like 50 times, I never seemed to use the barrel rolling function when playing it though, only for multi player when trying to show off :p

[ADAM!]

I rode past this old man(looked like 80) in the city once.. He asked me if he could have a ride of my bike.. I declined, and he started yelling at me for no reason. (I couldn't understand his old man talk) so I just continued riding. :D

[mayo]

pissing myself laughing at most of these

my contribution is at the thredbo interschools schools this year around on one of the blind corners there where two chicks flashing there titties just before you go into the corner so i seen there tits and crashed into a tree :D

[paggnr]

"Eatogh - his just there your catching him!" as said by his team manager during the 2006 World 24 when he was actually 1 and 1/2 laps down. Pedal man!

[nickmann]

pissing myself laughing at most of these

my contribution is at the thredbo interschools schools this year around on one of the blind corners there where two chicks flashing there titties just before you go into the corner so i seen there tits and crashed into a tree :D

ha ha..well that's an awesome reason to crash;)

[NoFearNick7]

pissing myself laughing at most of these

my contribution is at the thredbo interschools schools this year around on one of the blind corners there where two chicks flashing there titties just before you go into the corner so i seen there tits and crashed into a tree :D

Hmm, I should go to interschools more often. lol titties.

[sprocket]

yeah.. there sure needs to be more girls showing there wares at dh races..

[sim_doggy]

The best I heard was at Long Gully last year when someone in the crowd screamed put out "Put a fucking dress on ya girl", probably be up there with the best.

[Tristan23]

Not really 'yelled', but it was funny at the time.

At about 130am the other night, riding in Newtown, my mate Elliot and I stopped at a petrol station to get a drink and a donut. I walk in, buy stuff, and come back out again to Elliot talking to some random bloke.

Turns out he's 50 years old (looked about 70), name's Jespedo (or similar), Portugese, pissed off his nut, and starts telling me how he hates homosexuals, because, by being that way, they're disrespecting his 5 year old (wtf?). Anyway, he was desperate to talk to us about riding, but we were kinda itching to go. Eventually Elliot was like, "Hey mate, watch this", and went and 180'd in the carpark. Instantly this guys desperation turned from wanting to ride, to having to reward us both with a meat pie. He was so bloody amazed, and even more bloody insistant! He even took me inside to the ATM, so he could take out $200 to buy a packet of durry's, and as many meat pie's as we wanted. It was crazy. Haha.

We kindly declined and eventually rode away.

[McPete]

Well, what I though would be my great-grand contribution to this thread has been said already.

My mates and I have a tendancy to yell such things as:
"Do a barrel roll!"
"Do a backflip!"
"Do a burnout!"(someone actually did this...)
"X-up!"
"BRAAAAAAP!"
"Drop off your car!"
All of these are usually followed by "You won't, you've changed."

While riding past someone on the road:
"Hell, this is awkward."
"Lata boyz!"
"VTEC has just kicked in, yo!"

[NoFearNick7]

Not really 'yelled', but it was funny at the time.

At about 130am the other night, riding in Newtown, my mate Elliot and I stopped at a petrol station to get a drink and a donut. I walk in, buy stuff, and come back out again to Elliot talking to some random bloke.

Turns out he's 50 years old (looked about 70), name's Jespedo (or similar), Portugese, pissed off his nut, and starts telling me how he hates homosexuals, because, by being that way, they're disrespecting his 5 year old (wtf?). Anyway, he was desperate to talk to us about riding, but we were kinda itching to go. Eventually Elliot was like, "Hey mate, watch this", and went and 180'd in the carpark. Instantly this guys desperation turned from wanting to ride, to having to reward us both with a meat pie. He was so bloody amazed, and even more bloody insistant! He even took me inside to the ATM, so he could take out $200 to buy a packet of durry's, and as many meat pie's as we wanted. It was crazy. Haha.

We kindly declined and eventually rode away.

You got me in stitches! I can't believe you didn't take up his offer on meat pies! Imagine riding away with like 50 meat pies in your pockets! *drools*

[tnankie]

it was a bit brutaly unfair, but kind of funny too.

guy comes into a small log drop (30cm) in an XC race with his helmet hanging off his head someone said something about it. He then procedes to balls up the drop and crash into a tree.
the call goes out "Mate your helmets not on properly and they way you ride, you need it!"

[Conster]

(yeah I do some road too)

Was racing in a crit at the University games back in 1993 in Brisbane and there was a team of South African riders.

Lethal Weapon 2 was still fresh in most people's minds (you know, the one with the South Africans baddies)...

Mid-bunch one of the South Africans yells out in a thick accent, "Hey you watch your line".

Some Aussie guy yells back in a fake SA accent, "I don't have to...I've got diplomatic immunity" - the whole bunch pissed themselves.

Oh yeah and Robbie McEwan won the crit....and the road race...and the time trial....

[Stack Shack]

This is more of an inside joke but anway here goes.

Me my brother and two other friends were going down the new DH track at stromlo. We walked up to the top of the Tripple treat and dicided to go from there. We all start going down in a line. The first person takes the C line around the rock hip thingo. My other friend who is a bit of a show off yells out "im hitting the b Line". He did not know what was on the other side of the take off but decides to hit it anway. He has not got the speed required to make it and flips over the handle bars an into the rocks. He complains a bit and says he cant ride so he just rolls down the rest of the track. we all found it really funny.

Now whenn ever we go riding with him we yell out "hit the B line" whenever he is going to try something.

[brettyG]

Ha ha, the other day me and a few mates were coming down this hill across town and halfway down we came across a really fat guy on a road bike, and just as we passed him we heard a huge crack and thud; we turned around and the fat guy was on his ass on the ground and his back wheel was taco-ed as f$%k. There was about 4 of us there and i couldn't help but yell out at the top of my lungs " HA FATTY TACO-ED HIS WHEEL!!! AND NOW HE'S EATING IT!!! It was funny as hell, and we all pretty much wet our pants from it. I kinda feel sorry for the dude, but not really; he was my mate's asshole of a next door neighbour, so whatever.

Oh, and at the first round of the DH in Eildon the other weekend, some dude was flooring down the track on his DH bike and screaming out motorbike sounds as he did it, they were the most retarded motor sounds yet it was so damn funny!!!

[JaRedy]

some dude yelled out to me "rip a skid!" so I did it...and hit a tree (stupid)

on another ocasion I was really exausted on some dh race and somebody yelled out...peddal! so I pedlled and got to fast and ran into a tree.

notice my sig.

[keepin it real]

At Brookfield D.H round 5 this year, during my race run, when i fell off near the bottom and went over the bars. (I only know cause my dad videoed it)
And some guy yells out "That'll put hairs on ya chest!!!" very funny

[GravityGuru]

The number of good calls getting thrown around at that race was amazing! After someone hit a tree "You can't park there mate." The always gold "Fill in your divots" and one of mine I was proud of after someone got caught up in the pink bunting "No time for touching pink bits now! There's a race on!"

[hidesy]

down at manly one night with a local rider he was wearing a full face, some jerk of a waiter yells out get a motor on it...

haha probly me, roding in manly on my fluro pink bike at 10 at night in a full face

[Smooth King]

I Have yelled a few at Barjag last weekend and at Eildon in April.

"Nice Skidmarks mate"!!

"Nice Skid Ya Fuckwhit" !!

And during a local practice run at Eildon, State Series, i had someone playing the penis game, and they yelled it right before i went of the double drop, it put me of a tad but nothing serious.

Funny stuff

[ktm_stu]

Funniest one ive heard was riding down schleyer at whistler, under the chairlift.
was racing two mates, and the dude on the chairlift yelled out "you dropped your pocket!!" we all looked behind us before we realised. it was probably the stupidest thing ive heard but the fact we all looked back was classic

[Badams]

as im riding really close to me mate trying to pass him he yells "branch", not that i saw anything but there was 2kg of falling tree branch lands on my helmet crushing my balls from my bodys compression and skinning my right leg then he goes well i said branch

[bennylachlan]

This happened probably 3 or 4 years ago at my first 24 hour race. We had a nice set up away from the main section at Kooralbyn and got to see the riders go past on the track up a small hill.

Anyway some guy was crusing around spectating and a rider starts the climb and his gears are crunching and slipping everywhere, and the spectator yells out "Use the clutch". Got a good laugh out of me:)

[molzy13]

"if you dont padal ill tell your mum".... heard that at buller last year. thought it was pretty funny:p

[mr.Bean]

i have yelled out to riders " STOP! YOUR WHEELS ARE SPINNING!!!"

and one guy slammed on his brakes ( must have been mainly front ) and went straight over his bars and started yelling at me a threatening to punch my head in it was pretty funny because i was inside the school grounds

[J_775]

Commuting home on Friday arvo had a chappie in his 'fully sick' Nissan yell "Buy a car ya farkin cheapskate". Almost gagged and choked with laughter.. Obviously didn't see the 'One less car' sticker on the toptube

[McPete]

Riding through town the other day, at a rate of knots on our downhill rigs, my mates got into a bit of a wheelie competition.
Matt goes and pulls one that he holds for a fair while, and as he does, a light green/blue Imprezza w/cannon and doof doof rolls past.
Quoth loon in the back seat;

"Yoo! In Da Red! Your Sik!"

It was quite funny.

[Cooch]

Another time I was pulled up at the lights and a guy in a SLR Torana (bloody passenger again) says "You're a poof mate aren't ya?" to which I replied "Perhaps, but you're the one riding around in your boyfriend's car you dirty little slut". The driver almost pissed himself laughing and even the guy who made the comment started to laugh. The lights went green and he goes "Okay mate look after yaself eh!"

That's just a farkin' classic!! I couldn't stop laughing out loud for ages!! Love it!!
:D

[Cooch]

"Show us ya tits" - yelled out by some drunk guy at the 1st round at Brookfield earlier this year. It was funny and it was only said once! We where all waiting for the next cracker from this guy - but nothing ever came...

[Alec McJo]

Well, at yesterdays race I swear there wasn't a single part of the track where I couldn't hear someone yelling my name... It was good :D

Few of the guys were yelling Alec MOOJJJOOO PIN IT AALLLEECCCC hehe Mojo :D

[wtp-addict]

Some guy yelled "you dont know me" at homebush a few weeks ago...

Kinda put me off trying to think who the hell it was... made me laugh uncontrollably for the rest of the race


I got a few comments on my rock shox DIKES as well

[woollybut]

I was riding with my wife out at Lysterfield and was showing off, popping wheelies and skids everywhere. I popped a wheelie, went a bit hard, couldn't unclip, flipped ass over tea kettle right onto my ass, still attached to my bike...

my wife slowly rides past and says "nice turtle dumbass!"

Now that is love!

[mTb_Ryder]

haha at the long gully race, on race day there was heaps of guys at the road gap, and we weresitting in the main area near the finish everything was quite and u could hear some one from up the track yell out "nice one FAGGOT" farkin funny it was loud as

[siz]

A few would remember Coffs state round this year, Chicks presentation, 1st palce called, applause, someone screams out "You da man" :eek:...crowd goes dead silent,except for a few of us laughing our drunken asses off.
:D

[nicalas]

one time at this race there was a massive wanka with a gay giant AC and he was bagging me out cause i slid out in the last corner so i yelled out to him "nice bike asshole".
Shut him up gud.
Hi five...................

[samc l]

One of the good ones ive had yelled at me is "Man, you guys are out early!..................... Or late?" at about four in the morning.

Then on the same day at about six in the morning at the skatepark some druggie told me if i did superman down some stairs that i would be better than Colin Mcrea. I mean WTF Colin Mcrea??

[Viv92]

One of the good ones ive had yelled at me is "Man, you guys are out early!..................... Or late?" at about four in the morning.

Then on the same day at about six in the morning at the skatepark some druggie told me if i did superman down some stairs that i would be better than Colin Mcrea. I mean WTF Colin Mcrea??

What the heck were you doing at 4 in the morning anyway? :confused:

Isn't Colin McRea a rally driver or something...

Anyway I recently got paid out by a guy on a Huffy since his bike had a coil shock and mine was just a big tube that didn't move (I don't think he had ever seen an air shock) and that my forks were crap because they didn't have any suspension (he thought those rubber bits over his stanchions were what gave a bike suspension. For the record his huffy had a rear shock, but no pivots. :p

[kona_scrap]

What the heck were you doing at 4 in the morning anyway? :confused:

Isn't Colin McRea a rally driver or something...

Anyway I recently got paid out by a guy on a Huffy since his bike had a coil shock and mine was just a big tube that didn't move (I don't think he had ever seen an air shock) and that my forks were crap because they didn't have any suspension (he thought those rubber bits over his stanchions were what gave a bike suspension. For the record his huffy had a rear shock, but no pivots. :p

HAHA, gotta love the jackasses with the full suss huffys. i got asked how many gears my bike had and got bagged out when i said it had one... :D

[joeyjoblah]

A fairly drunk guy yelling out to all the riders finishing up the last night lap at a 12hr

"Hit a cone and win a prize!"

Guy hits a cone, stacks.

No prize :(

[GravityGuru]

one time at this race there was a massive wanka with a gay giant AC and he was bagging me out cause i slid out in the last corner so i yelled out to him "nice bike asshole".
Shut him up gud.
Hi five...................

You truly are a hero

[Elbo]

Not sure if this is a common one or not, but last week at my first Downhill race, I had more than one person yell out to me "Pedal like you stole it". It was actually very encouraging!

[NoFearNick7]

Not sure if this is a common one or not, but last week at my first Downhill race, I had more than one person yell out to me "Pedal like you stole it". It was actually very encouraging!

Hahahaha! I've actually never heard that one before, but i'm sure it would be very encouraging!

[Antho188]

probably the funniest thing i've heard is, i was joking around at some jumps at mine, with some mates, done a set of jumps wif my ass hanging out, nd pants drop a bit too low nd it somehow made me crash..


face first into the dirt, ass stick up in the air and my mate says, DUDE! I THINK YOU JUST PUT A CRACK IN YOUR ASS

[covert wolf]

DUDE! I THINK YOU JUST PUT A CRACK IN YOUR ASS

LOL, cant say ive ever had anything shouted at me exept the most common "do a wheelie" and some lil kid bagged my tyres out cause they were 2.3 street tyres.. apparently because his tyres are wider his bike is better. Some good stuff in ere, keep em comin.

[binner]

you will hear some real funny shit being yelled at tomorrows Illy race, bring your voice recorders.........;)

[kevp_93]

I've had two funny comments directed at me that stick in my mind.

The first was from a six year old kid who had a bike with gears. He came up to me and started to brag saying, "I can change gears, I bet you can't!'
I was on my SS so i just hung my head in shame:p

The second was when me and a mate were riding on the footpath, We rode past a harley davidson store. We rode past about 20 harley riders just sitting on their bikes. As we went past they yelled, "Those are quiet engines!! How much fuel do they take?"

[dyl bt]

"Real men ride women"
I had to laugh at that one, even though it was directed at me.

[NoFearNick7]

"Real men ride women"
I had to laugh at that one, even though it was directed at me.

HAHAHAHAHA, thats gold! Has to be one of the best i've heard, if I heard it while riding I would have fallen off due to excessive laughter.

[stinkyboy69]

funny things said ... "keep going !" derrrr
and "Push it out" ?? (wtf, push what out ?? I'm not taking a dump i'm racing bikes !

AHAHA thats a pissa.

Funniest thing yelled out at me in a race was "Yeah....Penis". I had a little chuckle to myself.

[Haro_MTB]

So you laugh at children and belittle them in public, then hit them in the head. You're a cocksucker, hopefully he'll one day grow up, run into you again and then beat the shit out of you, you piece of shit.

Hahahaha serrrrved, that is all.

[chu]

"Real men ride women"
I had to laugh at that one, even though it was directed at me.

absolute gold i love it:)

[stpFREEEK]

Tom powell at Hi-way cup, absolutely pinning off the step down, about to hit the big table, i just yell "pin it tom!!!PIN IT!!....oh FUCK SLOW DOWN!!!'

he over jumped the 6-7m table by at least 2-3m....went through the bunting and got disqualified.:(

still owned tho...

[RONEY]

me and my mates were getting off the train at richmond and as we get off we here, "is that the only thing you ride?" i didn't leave it there, it was time for the mum joke. i turned around saying, "nah i ride your mum each tuesday" they didn't expect that and found it hard to come up with something in such a short time before the train left, so hats a win in my books, haha. these were like bogan girls aswell, and they also mentioned half way through the trip they were saying, "you wanna go for a paint 2nite?" so i think you get what type of girls they were, so basicly i won big time. hahahah

[Cooch]

How about the "boys choir" at the last Brookfield downhill race. They where weilding a giant black rubber dildo and yelling out to all the riders "Land on your Dick"!! Pure Genius. :p

[downhiller_1]

i go to fast to hear anyone hehehe:p

na this didnt happen to but a mate from the bike shop (100% cycles)... he was riding in the world master games (over 50 i think) in the xc he was wear 100% cycles jersey... he was pretty nacked so he got off his bike and proceeded to walk up the rest of the climb when some drunken yobo yelled out "its 100% cycles not 100% walk":p

[Rampage Ripper]

at the nats at stromlo this year, i was standing at the road gap and Caroline Buchannan came through and was screaming "arrrghhh, come on, come on" to herself, it was funny

when i stacked at a bmx race track once, i took all the skin off my knee and i was seeing weird colours ( like my matte blue fit flow was Green :confused:)and this ( Probably druged ) guy says in a stoned tone " will it make it better if if step on it", and then proceeded to say "get up, get up" and "can we jump over you on our bikes". this guy was just a wang

[Sputnick]

Receently at the wc at stromlo i heard the funnies comment. It was in the practice runs and a rider rode past me with a flat. then a few seconds later i hear some drunk guy yell out "YEH BREAK THAT RIM!!!" because the rider was going through a rock garden. I laughed.:p

[rip_it07]

nothing real funny got yelled at me but when i was doin my first timed run of the day for dh i came around the corner and there was all the elites one had this big tree slapping me with it one had there ass hanging out and the other falla was doing the huka in the middle of the track hahaha it was prety funny

[MTBR]

"Real men ride women"
I had to laugh at that one, even though it was directed at me.

haha, it's taken 20pages but i think we have a winner, gold! :D

[curly123]

im not sure if this was said or not. but at a local club round i was giving people a get up and was yelling "YOUR ADOPTED AND YOUR PARENTS DON"T LOVE YOU" just for a bit of a get up.:eek:

[Spike-X]

nothing real funny got yelled at me but when i was doin my first timed run of the day for dh i came around the corner and there was all the elites one had this big tree slapping me with it one had there ass hanging out and the other falla was doing the huka in the middle of the track hahaha it was prety funny



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[mty10@]

While Iwas at the XC, Me and a mate were just near the bridge before the start/finish area.

Him: "Pin it ya fariy"

Me: "Do a Flip!!" :D

[SillyWabbit]

definatly "PEDAL"

[KICK-IT]

at the 2008 national championships. certain spectators didn't take too kindly to the "megaphone wielding drunks" hurling abuse at the mens elite riders.

[chrisp2087]

Did anyone else see the girl (?? maybe) up the top of the mountain in the Semi's of the downhill yelling "Pedal faster you maggots" to every rider that went past? Was sort of funny / sort of annoying,

just went through all 20 pages, classic, still love the XC guy claiming the DH rider is cheating for not riding up the hill :D

[Neon]

"your shittas hangin out!"

[DirtRida_94]

awsome thread mate
funniest thing was when i yelled show me ur sandy clit just before he hit a 25 foot gap
i have it on video aswell
lol

[dj3]

awsome thread mate
funniest thing was when i yelled show me ur sandy clit just before he hit a 25 foot gap
i have it on video aswell
lol

god that was funny!!:D:D

(no sarcasm i know him)

[DirtRida_94]

god that was funny!!:D:D

(no sarcasm i know him)

what the
i dont recall you being there
you were up more with the big blow horn lol