Another crappy english assignment thread...

[Matt H]

Right-o, so at the moment I'm probably doing the lamest English assignment ever. Blah blah blah I need to do some form of report on a fictional dog celebrity :o ...

Anyhow I need to use heaps of puns - because it's meant to be humorous, ie "barking up the wrong tree" "The media is hounding him" etc...


That's about all I got... :o
Anyone got any?

[Breaka]

Hey mate I did a quick google search and found a few dog related cliche`s.

Check out this link (http://www.doghause.com/idioms3.asp) don't know if it's what you are looking for but I hope it helps:)

[Matt H]

S-uhweet, cheers breaka that'll suffice

[fattyandthepiemakers]

Don't forget Sodomy. ;)

[Matt H]

Don't forget Sodomy. ;)

...whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :eek:

which dogs have uber floppy ears? (other than beagles)

[DJninja]

Haha, your assignment sounds so sh*t. We get to go into the computer room and post our thoughts on a forum for our english assignment. As for dog pun-

Who let fluffy of the chain?

[Matt H]

Who let fluffy of the chain?

No. Very no.

are you doing short stories, lachie?

[Matt H]

what would you call james bond/ 007 / all the movie titles if it were about dogs?

[Pete J]

My dog is a celebrity, i'll let you interview him if you like!
Pics are plentiful if you need those too... :p

[Matt H]

My dog is a celebrity, i'll let you interview him if you like!
Pics are plentiful if you need those too... :p

any f*cking excuse, eh? :p