does any one know what the longest thread is

[simon rocks]

hey does any one know what the longest thread is, i want to have a look at it.

[callan_robison]

http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=29155

I think we have a winner...

[PINT of Stella, mate!]

How long's a piece of string?

[simon rocks]

wow!, that goes on forever.

[Dicky]

That'd have to be yup boys. (http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=81361)


Couldn't resist, sh!t that was funny when it happened...

[Dicky]

How long's a piece of string?

Two times half as much.



callan, you're no fun.

[tu plang]

Two times half as much.



callan, you're no fun.

ah god, way to murder a great smart as comeback. Twice the distance to its centre?

[sawtell]

hey does any one know what the longest thread is, i want to have a look at it.

i once was wearing a woolen jumper, and much to my disapointment, while jumping a fence to help an elderly citizen, i snagged the corner, didnt think much of it, untill i go thome and i was no longer wearing a jumper (only the collar), and there was a long THREAD of wool behind me.. it was quite long, and rather a odd sight. If you would like to see it, you may it starts on the corner of 4th and 8th street. and finishes at me house.

i also belive CSIRO have been working on making some super strong synthectic threads, which should be able to stretch large distances, maybe longer then my woolen jumper could? check there website out.

[Leefy]

i once was wearing a woolen jumper, and much to my disapointment, while jumping a fence to help an elderly citizen, i snagged the corner, didnt think much of it, untill i go thome and i was no longer wearing a jumper (only the collar), and there was a long THREAD of wool behind me.. it was quite long, and rather a odd sight. If you would like to see it, you may it starts on the corner of 4th and 8th street. and finishes at me house.

i also belive CSIRO have been working on making some super strong synthectic threads, which should be able to stretch large distances, maybe longer then my woolen jumper could? check there website out.

LOL.......

[Leefy]

well that was easy as piss

http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=81864

EDIT : no it wasn't, i thought it was 3400, not 340 :(

[n plus one]

i once was wearing a woolen jumper, and much to my disapointment, while jumping a fence to help an elderly citizen, i snagged the corner, didnt think much of it, untill i go thome and i was no longer wearing a jumper (only the collar), and there was a long THREAD of wool behind me.. it was quite long, and rather a odd sight. If you would like to see it, you may it starts on the corner of 4th and 8th street. and finishes at me house.

i also belive CSIRO have been working on making some super strong synthectic threads, which should be able to stretch large distances, maybe longer then my woolen jumper could? check there website out.

I think it's www.weezer.com ?

[Alec McJo]

ah god, way to murder a great smart as comeback. Twice the distance to its centre?

Or one distance from the left to the right.

Strings have alot of different lengths, as 3 of us have kindly demonstrated.

[tu plang]

Or one distance from the left to the right.

Strings have alot of different lengths, as 3 of us have kindly demonstrated.

bah. the point is, when someone says "whats the length of a piece of string" to point out that you have asked a very open ended question, the response is "twice the distance to its centre". it sounds witty. the other two dont.

[Alec McJo]

Funny guy that Tu Plang

[tu plang]

Funny guy that Tu Plang

Well if you're going to be smart, in this instance i wasn't making any attempt to be funny. I was merely voicing my disappointment that Dicky had poorly executed the line. You only went on to demonstrate your ability to completely miss the point.

[Alec McJo]

I actually wasn't being smart, to be honest I have no idea what your actually talking about. I get your point about your string comment being much more wittier than ours but I'm starting to get a bit lost.

[Dozer]

well that was easy as piss

http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=81864

EDIT : no it wasn't, i thought it was 3400, not 340 :(

You obviously didn't read the posts above your's.........:p You must have trouble pissing!:cool:

[sawtell]

I think it's www.weezer.com (http://www.weezer.com) ?


????? no idea what your on about


but what i do know is the scientfic formula for the legth of the piece of string in question is cleary "2HxD/D" (where H equals half the string and D equals the diameter of the string...)

none of these other stupid theories and equations.

[cretin...rider]

http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=29155

I think we have a winner...

holy fark that is long how can that subject carrie on for so long:eek::eek::eek:

[haveheart]

holy fark that is long how can that subject carrie on for so long:eek::eek::eek:

well that was easy as piss


...........

[n plus one]

????? no idea what your on about


but what i do know is the scientfic formula for the legth of the piece of string in question is cleary "2HxD/D" (where H equals half the string and D equals the diameter of the string...)

none of these other stupid theories and equations.

http://www.weezer.com/discography/?AssetID=1269248

Better ?

[sawtell]

http://www.weezer.com/discography/?AssetID=1269248

Better ?

ahh i seee..

never listended to them before sorry.. being the reason why i didnt know there was an album called that.