Litter 'Mega'zine  
(0 comments) Wednesday, 27-August-2003  3:42 PM - by Ryan 
MTB Paparazzo extraordinaire Shawn Spomer sent me an email today letting me know about the new edition of his print 'zine Litter, so here's the official press release for Litter 'Mega'zine, available exclusively online for your viewing and reading pleasure!

"The latest issue of Litter "Mega"zine is now available for mass consumption. This issue features 36 full color, ad-free pages of mtb flaccidness. Redbull Rampage, Sea Otter Classic, Tour of Canyonlands, Plattekill and other crap fills the pages being groped by your dirty little mits. New Zealand sheep herder, John Kirkcaldie destroys the Big Bear dirt on the cover!

Litter "Mega"zine is a periodical that addresses the needs of YOU, the rider. All of the other rags out there are huge...so big in fact that your teacher takes them away from you in class. We gotcha covered. Litter uses a hyper-modern, "progressive" format that measures 8.5 by 5.5 inches in size. This "innovative" format allows you to stash a copy in your textbook. Your teacher will think you're learning how to use the pythagorean theorem to measure your latest drop to flat, but you'll actually be drooling over the latest in mtb visuals, in a haze of dirt, knobs and suspension.

Litter also introduces "Clappin' Yo Dome", a DVD. An amalgamation of the hottest footage from 2002 & 2003 desensitizes you for 33 brain-blowing minutes. Extras include footage that the Learning Channel has banned, like interviews, helmet cam footy and more!!! Buy CYD to increase your intelligence by a factor of 12. CYD (clappin' yo dome) reviews have been incoherent at best. The footage and production is so intense that all viewers have request psychological therapy after watching. Maybe it's best to make an appointment with your shrink before you watch.

Visit Littermag.com to get the goods. An easy to use shopping cart awaits your hard earned lunch money and paychecks."

Spomes has also promised a copy of Clappin' Yo Dome to review, so watch for it in the coming months.





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